Chapter 907: The Human Cannon Fires

That is, never give the little fat man a chance to turn his ass. So seeing that the little fat man turned to the side, he quickly shook the treasure knife in his hand and slashed it again in the direction of the little fat man. In this way, a huge sword light flashed in the void, and then it slashed head-on. And his knife is almost as fast as the little fat man's movement, and he believes that the little fat man, even if he is fast, is not as fast as his own knife.

In fact, almost just when the little fat man stopped and was about to say something, he saw that light snapping down from the top of his head. Then everyone clearly saw the little fat man's head, which happened to be struck by this knife light, and everyone in the audience exclaimed. Although this little fat man has no shape and knows how to fart, everyone is not bored with him, on the contrary, they all think he is interesting.

But now seeing the other party being split in half, it still makes many people feel a little sad. When the girl in the crowd saw this scene, she slapped herself on the chest twice, and then said to herself: "Fortunately, this girl didn't agree at the time, otherwise she would be a widow now." ”

At the same time, there is still a figure in the crowd that has not been noticed by anyone. After this figure saw this blade coming down, there was a hint of flickering in his eyes, and he almost didn't rush directly to the stage. However, at the last critical moment, he still held back, because he found that when the knife light touched the top of the little fat man's head, the little fat man's figure instantly dissipated like light.

Not to mention such a scene, the crowd present was stunned, even the senior brother at the scene of the martial arts competition didn't understand what was going on. Even he was secretly thinking to himself, could it be that this little fatty's speed had exceeded the speed of sound, otherwise how could he leave an afterimage here. Just when he was shocked in his heart, he felt that his shoulder was gently patted by others.

Just this moment scared this senior brother into a cold sweat, you must know that it was a hand that slapped him on the shoulder, if it was a sword, his head would be gone. At this time, he didn't want to think about the sword in his hand, and he sparked a sword flower in the air, and then stabbed it in the direction behind him.

As a result, after the sword was stabbed, he could still feel the sound of the air being torn, but he didn't stab anyone, holding the sword in his left hand and the knife in his right hand, standing in place, rotating towards the four weeks, constantly watching. What surprised him was that the little fat man disappeared, how did this person disappear, you must know that no matter how fast the other party moves, it will leave an afterimage of the Tao will never disappear. Could it be that this kid can do the practice of stealth?

After thinking of this, he quickly took out a treasure from his storage ring. It was something resembling glasses, which he buckled to his own eyes. In this way, everything in the void around him can be seen clearly. But just as he put on his glasses, he saw the little fat man pouting at him right in front of him.

"The human cannon fires. ”

"Roast. ”

After the senior brother burst out, he turned around and was about to get out of the way first. But before he could move to the side, he felt a puff of black smoke mixed with rich energy rushing towards his face. In an instant, the elder brother felt as if he had fallen from heaven on earth to hell in an instant. The original fragrance of birds and flowers disappeared in an instant.

The original fresh air has become his nostalgia. Because at this time, he is completely immersed in a unique little world built by the smell. In this unique little world, in addition to that bad smell, it is that bad smell. His whole body was dizzy from this breath. If it weren't for his firm mind, I'm afraid he would have passed out in the first place.

But no matter how he said it, he was also the senior brother of the Heavenly Sword Sect, how could he be defeated so easily. I saw this senior brother, and casually took out a gourd from his pet ring. Immediately after seeing the senior brother, he instantly opened the mouth of the gourd, and then a huge suction force came out from the gourd.

The black qi that shrouded the elder brother around him was all sucked into his body by this gourd in an instant. Originally, the little fat man was standing on the periphery, clasping his hands into fists and chatting with the people watching the excitement below: "Everyone, those who have money have a money field, and those who don't have money have a personal field." If you have money, you will lose two dollars, whether it is temporary or if the leader refuses to lose the money, you can applaud and see what the process of the fart crash villain is. ”

Everyone was made to cry and laugh by this little fat man, and a good competition was tough, and he was turned into a runner in the rivers and lakes. But not to mention that the little fat man's style made everyone in the audience laugh, and they felt more and more interesting about the little fat man. But just when the little fat man was stunned, the thick black gas suddenly disappeared.

At this time, the little fat man was still there, clasping his fists with both hands and talking nonsense, and after everyone in the audience saw this scene, someone hurriedly shouted: "Be careful behind." When the little fat man heard this, he knew that something was wrong, so he didn't even look back, and the body moved slightly, and disappeared from the spot with a swish. Almost on the front feet of Xiao Fat, the moment he just left here, a sword light swished up, and then went straight into the sky.

It's a pity that this little fat man is too slippery, and the other party didn't succeed. When the little fat man stabilized his body, he looked back and smiled: "I said buddy, you have a good head, this big explosion was my fart for you, or did you deliberately take my fart on your head." ”

"Cultivate the courage of your tongue, if I don't kill you today, I swear not to be a person. ”

The elder brother was about to go crazy, and the whole hair he had given him in this little fat man's fart stood on end. Don't look at his appearance, he also knows that his appearance must be embarrassed to the extreme, everything is thanks to the little fat man, even if he is on it today, I am afraid that this stain will be said by others for a lifetime. So when he looked at the little fat man again, there was a strong killing intent in his eyes, and he swore not to kill him.

"I said buddy, you're not good at this, I have to tell you, you are fighting and killing at every turn, this is not good for this overreporting. What kind of world is it now, and you're still fighting and killing here, don't you think you're quite helpless. Actually, I think you're sick, and you have to be cured if you're sick. In the early days of a disease like yours, it was like this, and you didn't like anyone to see it, and you were fighting and killing all day long, which was an obvious tendency to violence. ”

"By the time you get to the middle stage, you'll be much more furious than this. At that time, an old sow could be chased 8 blocks by you. If it's in the late stage, then you can only kick with both feet, roll your eyes, and dry your fart. ”

"Bastard, I won't kill you today. After the senior brother said this, he chased after him again in the middle of the knife. The little fat man took advantage of this opportunity to come to another place in a flash, and when he saw the senior brother turn around again, he pouted his ass and shouted loudly again: "The second-level cannon in the world is fired." ”

Then people saw a big black ball, and rushed out with a whoosh, fast and urgent. After the little fat man turned around, he looked at all this with a grin. And the people in the audience were full of praise when they saw the little fat man, who could form a ball of his fart and pop it out.

"This kid is really wonderful, how did he do it. , how is it possible to turn your own fart into a sphere, it's so naughty. After everyone heard this, they all laughed, this competition was enjoyable to watch, and the most important thing was that it was interesting.

When the senior brother saw this fart, he rushed to himself without the slightest hesitation, and opened the gourd lid again from his waist with his other hand. Immediately afterwards, the little fat man saw his second-level cannon in the world, and before he could play it, he was sucked into the gourd, and his eyes were bulging violently.

The little fat man finally saw his nemesis, what is this mahogany? How can he put all his farts in it, and then he secretly calculated in his heart, if he has this mush, he will store a thousand eight hundred farts in it when he has nothing to do. When he used it, he opened the tiger's mouth, and he didn't dare to imagine what it would be like.

"Hey, hey, what the hell on your waist. How much do you sell this thing? Can I buy one?" all the people almost fell down collectively when they heard this, this little fat man is really the best, and found that the thing is his nemesis, and then he tried to buy it, the key is how can others sell it to you.

"Don't talk nonsense, don't sell it for any amount of money, hurry up and take your life. ”

"Hey, buddy, don't worry. Do you think this will work? I'll give you this life, and then you give me the gourd. ”

"Okay, you kill yourself first, and after you commit suicide, I will take the gourd and worship you. ”

"Dude, you're obviously insincere. At the very least, you have to let me see what this gourd looks like and what its structure looks like, this is a cow across the mountain, and it is bought with my life, why do you have to let me touch it first, I have to know his material. Why don't I inspect the goods first, if it works, buy it and see if it's okay?"

"Wow. The senior brother gritted his teeth and said this, and then took two steps in the direction of the little fat man, and when the little fat man was salivating, watching him mess around, the senior brother swiped a sword and a sword, and split left and right towards the little fat man.

However, almost at the moment when the sword was slashed, I saw the little fat man who was standing here, and suddenly disappeared.