Chapter 619: Becoming a male god in seconds

Dongfang asked the knife recently, which is called a spring breeze proud.

Wen Ren Qingyan not only agreed to be his girlfriend, but also did not refuse the request to live with him, although he did not sleep in the same bed, but they all lived together, and it was only a matter of time before he shared the same bed.

Therefore, Dongfang Wendao was excited for several nights, and called Xu Moqiu vigorously, wanting to share this joy with him, but Xu Moqiu ignored it directly and did not reply to WeChat.

Now that he has something to look for himself, Dongfang asked Dao to sprinkle a handful of dog food in front of him, so he agreed without any hesitation.

Half an hour later, Xu Moqiu drove to Dongfang Wendao's current residence.

It was snowing heavily, and the guy waited at the door early, and when he saw Xu Moqiu, he immediately smiled and hurriedly greeted him: "Old man, you are here, don't you know......"

"Cough~" Xu Moqiu coughed, interrupted him, and pointed at Zhu Yuepo, "Let me introduce first, this is my buddy, Zhu Yuepo, you just call him a pig's head." ”

Dongfang Wendao hurriedly greeted Zhu Yuepo: "Hello, hello, I am Dongfang Wendao, Dongfang is the sunrise Dongfang that Dongfang, Wendao, that's the ...... Uh, Niu Bi is so good at asking for knives, of course, you can also call me Brother Dao. ”

Zhu Yuepo nodded at him: "Brother Dao is good." ”

Dongfang asked the knife to look Zhu Yuepo up and down: "I probably know your intentions." Don't panic, just shout at you, Brother Dao, I will use a little means to let you get rid of this trouble, become a male god in minutes, and then become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the ......"

"Alright, alright. Xu Moqiu interrupted impatiently, "Don't brag, isn't it cold outside or what?"

As soon as Xu Moqiu said this, Dongfang Wendao suddenly shuddered, took Zhu Yuepo's hand, and said with a kind face: "Let's go! Go into the house first, my brother will make you a drink, you are very old!"

Welcoming the two into the house and arranging them to sit on the sofa, Dongfang Wendao turned into the kitchen, and soon walked out with two homemade drinks. Lay down beside them: "Come, taste." ”

Smelling this smell, Xu Moqiu suddenly frowned, pushed the cup aside, and said, "I'm coming all the way over, you can bring instant noodle condiments for me to flush and drink?"

Dongfang asked Dao and replied with a smile: "What? Aren't you moved? Your cup is flavored with pickled pepper beef! Drink it quickly!"

Labor and management were so moved that they wanted to splash you in the face, Xu Moqiu rolled his eyes, lay down on the sofa, crossed Erlang's legs, pointed at Zhu Yuepo and said, "Let's get down to business, how do you plan to solve it?"

Dongfang asked Dao with a confident face: "That's it, can it be called a problem in my place, but...... He's going to have to stay here for a few days. You know, there are some things that can't be rushed. ”

"Okay, then you can call me then. Xu Moqiu got up and was about to leave.

Dongfang asked the knife and hurriedly grabbed him: "Hey, why do you have to leave just now? ”

Xu Moqiu looked at the time and replied, "Oh, my baby is pregnant, I have to go back to accompany her, I don't have time to ink with you here." ”

"Blow!" Dongfang asked Dao naturally not to believe it, "No matter what, at least eat before leaving, don't worry, I'll cook ...... myself"

"Do you know how to cook?" Xu Moqiu seemed to hear a joke.

Thinking that at the beginning, this guy had to learn to cook with himself, so Xu Moqiu went out to pee, and he directly burned the kitchen.

"What you say makes me sad, don't you hear 'Shibei three days, you should be impressed'? Who is my brother Dao? Cook, SOeasy! Wait, just a minute. With that, Dongfang asked the knife and walked to the kitchen.

After a while, I heard his voice coming from the kitchen: "What do you two eat? I have all Grandpa Kang's brands, including beef, durian, and hairy eggs...... There are so many types, I'll add a sausage to both of you in a moment. ”

Xu Moqiu stood up directly, took out the phone, and put on a surprised expression: "What? The house is on fire? I'll be back soon!"

Then with a "whoosh", he slipped away directly, and ran away with a cigarette in the car.

On the other side, Qin Mengyan pulled Han Yueyao to look at the snow scene outside.

"Third sister, there is a question I have always wanted to ask you. ”

"I want to ask about me and Brother Zhu. Hey......" Han Yueyao sighed, "He is very good, I am grateful to him." ”

"Just gratitude?" Qin Mengyan's beautiful eyes turned, she always felt that it was not so simple.

"Of course not. Han Yueyao shook her head, "After getting along under the same roof for so long, it would be false to say that there was no emotion." ”

"Then why are you ......?"

Han Yueyao waved her hand: "Listen to me finish speaking." The reason why I didn't pierce this layer of window paper was because I didn't want to pull him into the water, after all...... You know some things, too. And he, probably because of low self-esteem. To be honest, I don't really have any requirements for my appearance, but he can't get past his own level. ”

Qin Mengyan smiled mysteriously: "It's okay, maybe he will have the courage in a few days." ”

Han Yueyao didn't continue the topic, looking at Qin Mengyan's body, she finally couldn't help asking, "Mengyan, why are you dressed like a pregnant woman?"

In the past, Qin Mengyan, even in the snowy winter, still wore short skirts, stockings and high heels, but today she is completely like a different person, wearing a thick scarf, wearing the bloated down jacket that she hated the most before, and a pair of cartoon warm shoes on her feet.

"Uh...... It's just a cold. ”

"Then you have to pay attention to your body, it's not too early, where did Moqiu and the others go?"

Qin Mengyan waved her hand and said nonchalantly: "Leave them alone, maybe you can have fun." These rough old men, none of them are good. ”

Han Yueyao looked incredulous: "I believe that Brother Zhu and Mo Qiu are not that kind of people. ”

While the two were talking, the old man of Hades broke in with a head of snow, looked around, and asked Qin Mengyan, "Xiao Qi, where is Mingyue? ”

Qin Mengyan looked at him and felt uncomfortable, and said with a heavy face: "What does it matter if you look for her except for money?"

I don't know where Xu Moqiu got a few superb security guards, and after patrolling around every day, he pulled this guy to play cards together, this guy is also a head iron, he loses every day, fights every day, and if he loses, he has the cheekiness to ask Lu Mingyue for it.

I finally quit the big health care, but the gambling addiction came back again. Even eating and sleeping are thinking about playing cards.

"Your words hurt my heart, really...... Forget it, I won't tell you, I'll find Mingyue myself. As he spoke, he shook off the snow on his body and was about to jump upstairs.

"Stop!" Qin Mengyan stood up instantly and scolded, "How many times have you said it, you are not allowed to go upstairs, you don't have long ears, right? My dear is sleeping, if you dare to disturb, you will be welcome in the bridge cave in the future." ”

"Xiao Qi, how can you do this? I really have something important to find Mingyue!" Lord Yama suddenly became anxious - he was still waiting outside to open the cards!

Qin Mengyan counted a few bills directly from her bag and slapped them on the table: "Does it matter?"

Lord Yan's eyes suddenly lit up, he grabbed the banknote in his hand, coughed, straightened up, and said: "Since Mingyue is sleeping, there is a big matter, and I have to let it go, I won't bother, you talk, I'll go out for a walk." ”

"Let's go, let's go!" Qin Mengyan waved impatiently to drive people away.

Looking at Lord Yama who rushed out happily, and what he called Qin Mengyan just now, Han Yueyao looked puzzled: "Mengyan, he is ......"

Qin Mengyan rolled her eyes and said, "Oh, a relative in my hometown, my family suffered a big flood, so he ran over to me. Hey, you don't know, this old man, he's annoyed to death!"

"Then why does he call you Xiaoqi?"

"Hey, who didn't have a nickname when he was a child, don't care. ”

......

Three days later, Xu Moqiu was still asleep when he received a call from Dongfang Wendao.

The guy was so excited that he first talked a lot about the development process of him and the smell of light smoke, and then got to the point, saying that he wanted him to go over and surprise him.

Let's hope it's not a fright!

Lightly put down the two big white legs that were lying on his body, sat up like a thief, and the corners of his clothes were pulled.

In the dark, Qin Mengyan's voice came:

"Early in the morning, sneaky, honest, are you going to be a thief?"

Xu Moqiu said while getting dressed: "I'll pick up the fat man." ”

"I'll ...... with you"

Lu Mingyue's cold voice came from the side: "You can try to get out of this door today." ”

"Strange, who said they were going out? Whoever went out thundered!" As she spoke, Qin Mengyan fell down directly and covered her head with the quilt.

"I'll go first, and I'll bring you breakfast later. Xu Moqiu kissed each of them on the face, got dressed and walked out.

drove the car and rushed to Dongfang Wendao's residence.

This guy was still the same as before, guarding the door like Wangfu's little daughter-in-law, with his neck stretched out, and when he saw Xu Moqiu's car coming, he hurriedly greeted him.

Xu Moqiu closed the car door and looked around: "Where are the people?"

"What's the hurry, let's go into my room and have a drink. As he spoke, Dongfang asked Dao to pull his hand.

Xu Moqiu hurriedly jumped to the side, glared and said, "What are you doing? Drinks are free, just bring me a glass of boiling water. ”

Walking into the house, Wen Ren was sitting on the sofa drinking tea and reading the newspaper, and when he saw Xu Moqiu, he smiled at him.

On a cold day, he was still wearing a short skirt with suspenders, revealing a large area of snow-white skin, and a thin little windbreaker outside, making the whole person look wild and sexy.

This woman is indeed very beautiful, but her eyes are not very easy to make - otherwise, how could she fall in love with Dongfang and ask the knife?

"Don't be too surprised to see him in a moment!" Wen Ren stood up and snapped his fingers behind him.

The sound of footsteps came from upstairs, looking at the person who came down above, Xu Moqiu almost didn't bare his eyes out of his sockets!

If he hadn't known in advance, he would never have thought that the person in front of him was Zhu Yuepo.

The whole person has lost at least twice as much weight, of course, this is not the most important thing. What surprised Xu Moqiu the most was the skin, which was loose and full of folds, and when he sat there, he couldn't see his nose and eyes at all, and the skin was stacked round and round, looking like a cage of fat intestines.

To say that although I was ugly and fat before, I had the courage to go out to meet people, but now I ...... It's no different from a monster, Xu Moqiu can't wait to overtake him with a stick and let him reincarnate.

Xu Moqiu pointed at him and asked, "What's the situation? What about you two making aliens? That's it, you are embarrassed to call me over?"

Dongfang asked Dao to explain to him: "Don't panic, this is a normal phenomenon for him, think about it, once you lose weight, your previous clothes will definitely be bigger! ”

As if there was a little bit of truth, Xu Moqiu asked again: "Then how long will it take for him to return to normal?"

"Don't worry, in front of me, these questions are not a problem at all! I'll make a trick for you right away!I'm sure I'll surprise you!" Dongfang Wendao smiled confidently, and then ran upstairs with a cigarette, and walked down with a syringe in a while.

Looking at the green liquid in the syringe that was still bubbling, Xu Moqiu's head was sweating, and he said with a scared face: "Are you sure this thing is not poisonous?

Dongfang Wendao suddenly sank his face: "You are insulting us!" Come, Lao Zhu, stretch out your arm. ”

"Yes. Zhu Yuepo was convinced of him, of course, it was also possible that he was planning to break the jar and stretch out his ugly arm. Then he saw Dongfang Wendao inject the liquid into his body.

"Then is the time to witness the miracle! Stare your dog and see!" Dongfang asked Dao with a paper fan in his hand that he had picked up out of nowhere, and stepped on the sofa with one foot.

A minute passed, and Zhu Yuepo was still a cage of fat intestines.

Ten minutes passed, and Zhu Yuepo was still a cage of fat intestines.

Dongfang Wendao suddenly couldn't hold his face, and frowned: "No, how can it not work? What is the problem?"

Xu Moqiu scolded secretly in his heart, and was about to say a few words to him, when Zhu Yuepo next to him let out a strange cry in his mouth, and finally reacted.