Chapter 620: It's useless to call grandpa

Zhu Yuepo felt so uncomfortable that he was going to die, as for what kind of uncomfortable method, he couldn't describe it himself (are you sure that some people have lost their words?), anyway, it was uncomfortable.

The loose skin seemed to come to life, squirming wildly, and the color of the skin changed from yellow to white, then from white to purple, and then from purple to blue......

The whole person is like a chameleon, in less than a minute, the color has changed I don't know how many times, and Xu Moqiu's scalp is numb.

In the end, it was frozen in the forgiveness color, the kind that got green and oily. Then it starts to swell.

Yes, you read that right, it is indeed inflated.

Like a toad that was constantly pumping, his body became a little more bloated than before in just a moment, and the blood vessels in his body could be faintly seen, just when Xu Moqiu doubted whether he would fly.

Suddenly, there was a "bang" sound, and the body began to emit poisonous gas, and the nose, ears, mouth, plus the front and back, in short, there were holes, began to deflate at the same time.

Wen Ren Qingyan and Dongfang Wendao had already prepared, looked at each other and smiled, and the two of them took out a gas mask from under the sofa at the same time and put it on.

The hall was soon filled with green disgusting gas, Xu Moqiu only inhaled a little, he almost fainted to the ground, hurriedly ran into the kitchen, slammed the door with a bang, covered his mouth and nose with a towel, and looked out through the kitchen door.

I don't know how long it lasted, but the sound of releasing gas finally stopped, and the outside was green and oozing.

Dongfang Wendao opened the doors, windows and exhaust fans, and after half an hour, the hall returned to its original state.

Xu Moqiu walked out in fear, looked at the person sitting on the sofa, suddenly opened his mouth wide, and asked, "Don't tell me, it's over like this?"

Now Zhu Yuepo's skin is tight, his figure is almost the same as his own, and his appearance has completely changed, although he doesn't look handsome, he is definitely not ugly, he can be regarded as a normal young man.

But...... What's the matter with that shiny green skin? If you go out like this, you're afraid you'll be scared to death? I don't know, I think it's the Great Demon King of Vic, who has crossed over to destroy the earth!

Dongfang asked the knife and shook his head, and smiled awkwardly: "What about this...... As the saying goes, if you want to live a good life, you have to have a little green on your body, and I think that's good. ”

"Yes, yes, yes. I think it's good too. Smelling the light smoke next to him, he echoed against his will.

If you go out like this, you can't be beaten to death by those grumpy old brothers?

Xu Moqiu stepped forward and kicked Dongfang Wendao, and shouted: "What I want is a normal person, what is your name? Hmm? Please go out and see, which normal person is like this? Can you be reliable?"

"Don't panic!" Dongfang Wendao took off his gas mask, stilted Erlang's legs and said, "This is a normal phenomenon for him, really! Don't look at me with that kind of suspicion, just ...... Well, after a while, it should be back to normal. ”

"Should it?" Xu Moqiu grabbed this key word and said with a gloomy face, "You are not sure what it means, what are you fooling me?"

Zhu Yuepo sat on the sofa with a sad face and smoked a stuffy cigarette, without opening his mouth.

Now that he is thin, he has lost weight, and his appearance is worthy of the audience, but this skin is really unacceptable, so he needs to be quiet.

Dongfang Wendao stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder: "This, old pig, you have to believe in science, I never lie, really! ”

"Are you serious?" Zhu Yuepo didn't believe him anymore.

"Really...... It can't be fake, it can't be fake! ”

Xu Moqiu frowned and said, "You can't think of a way?"

Dongfang asked the knife and spread his hands: "This is really no way! He belongs to the sequelae after the elimination of toxins, if he uses medicine again, there may be a rebound, and then it will become the same again." ”

"What do you say?" Xu Moqiu looked at Zhu Yuepo.

Zhu Yuepo looked helpless: "Since everything is like this, what else is there to say, I believe that Brother Dao will not lie to me." ”

"Alright, let's go back if it's okay. ”

"Hey, I'm here, why don't I have to eat before leaving!" Dongfang asked the knife and pulled Xu Moqiu, and said enthusiastically, "Recently, I have researched a new way to eat, wahaha instant noodles!

Sure enough, it's still instant noodles! That thing really doesn't get tired of eating? And it's soaked in wahaha! What kind of flavor does that have to be?

Xu Moqiu shook his hand away: "I suggest you try coffee instant noodles, the taste must be better." ”

Dongfang Wendao touched his chin and nodded thoughtfully: "Hey, your idea is not bad!"

It was rare to take care of these two deficiencies again, Xu Moqiu walked out with Zhu Yuepo after greening. Sitting in the car, I found a hat, a scarf, and sunglasses, handed them over, and asked, "Where are you going?"

Zhu Yuepo looked in the mirror again and again: "Brother Qiu, do you think I am the way I am now, is it suitable to go home?"

Go home, I'm afraid I won't scare your old man to death.

Xu Moqiu shook his head and thought for a while, "Then go back and live with me for a while." ”

"Won't bother?"

"Nothing, lots of room. ”

The two returned to the villa, and at this moment, Lu Mingyue was preparing a nutritious breakfast, and when she saw Xu Moqiu bring back a green person, she was suddenly surprised.

Zhu Yuepo took the initiative to step forward to say hello: "Mr. Lu, hello wow." ”

"Are you Zhu Yuepo?" Lu Mingyue rubbed her eyes and asked with an incredulous expression.

"Yes. ”

Lu Mingyue couldn't hold back a smile and said, "Oh my God, you, you, were you liposuctioned, and then thrown into the dye vat?"

Xu Moqiu waved his hand: "This matter is a long story. Let's have breakfast first!"

As he expected, after learning that there was a forgiveness in the family, everyone came to watch him as a national treasure, and even more daring as Lu Bao'er secretly took a knife and cut a cut on his arm.

Thankfully, the color of the blood that came out was normal. see

Qin Mengyan covered her stomach and kept laughing: "If the third sister sees you like this, I don't know how she will feel in her heart." Hee-hee......"

Zhu Yuepo said with a bitter face: "Hey, so I have to hide for a while, don't tell her for the time being." ”

......

For the next period of time, Zhu Yuepo lived in the villa, and what shocked him was that Brother Qiu seemed to have a different relationship with every woman in the villa.

I got up early the day before yesterday and saw him and Mr. Lu kissing in the kitchen, if he hadn't appeared by himself, it was estimated that something inappropriate for children would have happened.

When I went to the toilet yesterday, I accidentally bumped into him and Mitchell hugging each other again, and it was also because of his appearance that interrupted their further movements.

Today, I saw him and the bodyguard named Li Shiwen feeding each other affectionately.

Of course, he himself surprised the people in the villa, and every morning he woke up with a different color of skin. Red, orange, white, green, blue, blue, purple, constantly changing every day.

Even the fancy rainbow colors appeared once, and they almost didn't make Qin Mengyan laugh prematurely.

Today, he finally turned black, which can be regarded as a normal complexion, he really couldn't help the excitement, and borrowed the car to return home in a hurry.

happened to bump into Han Yueyao, who came out to take out the garbage, and hurriedly stepped forward to say hello: "Yueyao!"

Looking at the strange man in front of him who was as black as coal, Han Yueyao frowned: "Who are you?"

"It's me, I'm Zhu ......."

Just as he was about to take her hand, his father Zhu Tou came out, raised his leg and kicked it over: "I think you are a pig! In broad daylight, you dare to do anything to a lady?

His buttocks hurt when he kicked him, Zhu Yuepo didn't have time to rub it urgently, and hurriedly said: "Dad, you listen to my explanation, in fact, I am ......"

"It's useless for you to call grandpa! Look at the boxing!" Zhu Tou didn't give him a chance to explain at all, jumped up and punched him again, directly knocking him to the ground.

"I am ......"

"You're my grandson!" Zhu Tou rushed forward, and holding it down was a violent beating. Zhu Yuepo couldn't explain, and he didn't dare to fight back, so he had to protect his face with both hands, and he shrank back and endured the destruction for no less than twenty minutes.

In the end, Han Yueyao couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly pulled Zhu Tou away: "Uncle, let's stop fighting first." ”

Zhu Tou wiped the sweat from his forehead, and scolded in his mouth: "This kind of animal, you deserve to be killed! What do you want him to do? Yueyao, you go to that hemp rope, let's tie him up and send him to the police station." ”

"Do you want to be so ruthless?" Zhu Yuepo rubbed his arm and got up, muttering, "Kill me, who will give you a family heirloom?"

"Ouch, you dog, you like to be a grandson so much, right? Can you be cheaper?" said that, Zhu Tou wanted to go up and beat him again.

"Wait, uncle, I'll ask first. Han Yueyao grabbed him and stared at Zhu Yuepo's eyes, "Who are you? We don't seem to have seen each other, right?"

"It's me! Yueyao, I'm Zhu Yuepo!"

"You're a yo-yo, and you're pretending to be my son?" Zhu Tou jumped up and kicked over again, "I don't know what my son looks like? Get out of here immediately! Otherwise, I'll really get you in!"

"No, Dad, I still have my ID card here......" Zhu Yuepo said as she took out her wallet.

"Yo he! I can't see it, I'm still a thief! If I don't send you in today, I won't be Zhu Tou!" Zhu Tou didn't believe his nonsense at all, snatched the wallet from his hand, and hammered it with his backhand.

"You, why don't you believe it?" Zhu Yuepo was a little angry, crossed his waist and said, "You have to tell me about the birthmark on your buttocks before you are satisfied?"

"Bastard! It's so perverted!" Zhu Tou was so angry that he grabbed it and beat him again, "The dog doesn't learn things well, and he actually peeps at me as a big man taking a bath! I really don't know what kind of animal can give birth to a beast like you!"

Zhu Tou didn't know that he scolded himself for saying this.

"You were bitten by a dog ten years ago, and now there are still marks on your thighs; eight years ago, you drove into a ditch, and the steel bar stabbed into your belly, and you almost burped; five years ago, you went to help an old man and was blackmailed for 80,000 yuan; Also, you love to wear green inner tubes, and your favorite star is Mr. Bo......"

After saying a lot in one breath, Zhu Tou's face was extremely ugly, he grabbed Zhu Yuepo and looked at it again: "Are you really Yuepo?"

"Isn't that me!" Zhu Yuepo looked resentful, and silently added in his heart--Otherwise, who would be idle and come to be your son?

"Then how did you become like this? Also, why did your voice change?" Zhu Tou asked.

"It's a long story, why don't we go back to the house?"

"Okay. ”

Back in the house, Zhu Yuepo roughly told him what had happened to him, and Zhu Tou and Han Yueyao were so surprised that they couldn't speak for a while.

"Mean, you're a chameleon now?" Zhu Tou's ugly face was uncertain, pinching his cigarette and smoking vigorously. His son suffered such a great change, and his feelings were so complicated that he died.

Zhu Yuepo said helplessly: "Brother Dao said, this is the sequelae, it will be fine after a while." ”

After a pause, he said with a serious face: "Also, this matter is confidential, and it must not be leaked, otherwise they will be in big trouble." ”

"Hey...... It's called something. Zhu Tou shook his head, extinguished the cigarette butt, looked at Zhu Yuepo, and another sentence came out of his mouth, "What's your mother's name?"

Damn, you still don't believe me! Zhu Yuepo immediately stood up: "My mother's name is Niu Ruhua, my grandfather's name is Zhu Xinfei, my grandfather's name is Zhu Pigu, and I ......."

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it. Zhu Tou interrupted him and looked at the time, "I'm out of the car, you...... You better try not to go out, otherwise you will scare others and deserve to be killed!"

After Zhu Tou left, Zhu Yuepo looked at Han Yueyao and finally mustered up the courage: "Yueyao, in fact, I ......"

Han Yueyao hugged him: "Don't say anything, I'm willing!"

In fact, just now Zhu Yuepo wanted to say that he was hungry, but he didn't expect Han Yueyao to misunderstand what he meant.

In this situation, as long as Zhu Yuepo is not mentally retarded, he knows what to do, not to mention that some words have been buried in his heart for a long, long time.

I silently swore in my heart: From now on, I will be your safe haven, and no matter what happens, I will never leave you......