Chapter 2 Chang'e and Zhu Bajie are pregnant before marriage?
A toothache is not a disease, it hurts to die!
Chang'e 100,000 urgent!
Bajie suddenly softened: "How lazy! How lazy! Please also ask the medical immortal to follow me to the Chenxiao Palace to save my beloved Jade Rabbit." ”
It's too faceless! Bajie made a gesture of "welcome", and the guards on the side were dumbfounded.
Xu Linben looked up to the sky and laughed for a while: "Hahaha, where is it, it's easy to say and say." Brother Pig, don't be too thirsty tonight. ”
Outside the Chenxiao Palace, there is also a lively cup, and inside the hall, I saw an ice-clear and jade immortal bowing his head, gently caressing the jade rabbit who was struggling with his eyes closed.
Her frowning brow tightened, revealing anxious pain and sadness.
Chang'e! is really the first beauty in the Three Realms, her concave and convex posture makes people drool.
Suddenly, the Jade Rabbit's teeth rattled and it jumped to the ground in pain, rolling all over the ground!
"Rabbit...... Rabbit!" Chang'e screamed.
That is her most beloved pet, it is it who has survived the long cold years of Guanghan Palace, and almost regards it as her life!
"Mother, let's show Xiaoxian!"
Seeing Xu Linben in a medical robe, Chang'e was like seeing a life-saving benefactor!
Bajie was asked to stay outside the door.
He tensed his nerves and pricked up his ears desperately, for fear that something would happen to the two of them inside!
"You're finally here, you can save my rabbit!"
"It's incumbent!"
Taking over the Jade Rabbit from Chang'e's slender arm, Xu Linben said it categorically.
Gently break open the rabbit lip, Q bounce Q bounce, a little soft.
Judging by his rich theoretical knowledge, this rabbit must have eaten something that should not be eaten at the banquet, resulting in inflammation at the end of the tooth, and he must cut his teeth immediately!
But he really hasn't had rabbit tooth cutting surgery!
Forget it, I can't care so much, I haven't eaten pork and never seen a pig run!
Moreover, they are not familiar with medical bullshit, and if they really fail, they simply say that someone poisoned them to death in the banquet!
Seeing that Xu Lin was a little hesitant, Chang'e suddenly proposed to add another million heaven and earth coins to the treatment fee!
He was overjoyed, haha, now the child's diaper money will also be settled!
"Niangniang, please stay away! Xiaoxian is about to cast a spell!"
Chang'e was obedient and hid far away.
"Ahh
When Bajie heard the sharp scream, he was shocked, what happened to the two of them!!
【Start the Spirit Beast Scissors】
Move your fingers, scissors a streamer to transform into a real thing, click and click to make an electric sound!
, anesthetic!
Haven't medicated yet!!
[The system is picking up medicine, please ...... later]
Whew, I'm really scared to death, Xu Lin breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately there is a system.
[Please go to Jiro God and ask for a sedative pill]
??? God's operation, I'm having surgery, Nima, you told me to get the medicine?
Chang'e looked at it and felt that something was wrong: "Medical Immortal, why don't you do it yet?
"Add another million Heaven and Earth Coins!"
"Haha, I didn't mean that, mother."
I immediately groaned in my heart, this is not exactly what I wanted! But now there is a problem in front of me......
"Niangniang, can you please send someone to Erlang God to get a sedative pill?"
Unexpectedly, when he heard Xu Linben say the three words Erlang God, he snapped, and Bajie couldn't hold back anymore and immediately broke in!
"Who dares to go! No one is allowed to beg Yang Jian's bastard! You medical immortal, bullshit medical skills, sent to commit sabotage, right? Get out!"
Isn't this a grumpy begging for someone......
"Brother Pig overreacted, overacted!" Xu Linben reassured.
As soon as the words came out, I realized that something was wrong!
Yang Jian and Bajie have been rivals for so many years, and since Bajie learned scriptures from the West Heaven and achieved positive results, Yang Jian has openly made enemies of him!
Now that Chang'e is in the arms of people again, Yang Jian may use drug administration as a threat to make excessive demands on Chang'e.
Alas, I just wanted to get a good treatment and get some money to slip away, but who knew that I waded into this troubled water!
[Ten minutes left for the use of the spirit beast scissors!]
Damn, there is still a time limit for using this? But what can I do, I can't delay it any longer!!
To be a man to the end, Xu Lin couldn't control so much: "Niangniang, hurry up and get an idea!"
Chang'e was so anxious that she turned around in place, and shouted at the guards outside the door: "Go, take my spar jade pendant to find Yang Jian, go quickly!"
In a burst of lightning, Bajie used the firelight, and the guards who were about to take off suddenly fell to the ground with a whine, wailing.
Another burst of night fireflies! Chang'e used a trick to freeze Bajie's sleeve robe and nail rake in an instant!
Suddenly there was a whirlwind, and the guards took off again!
This ......
The fairy fought gorgeously, obviously stunned Xu Linben, with all the bells and whistles, but he didn't expect it to be almost the same as the later stage of the domestic blockbuster!
It's a long time to see! I have to blow water with those brothers when I go back!
It's a pity that even the Chang'e lunar rover didn't take pictures.
But Zhu Bajie is too miserable for a man, and the messenger of the Pure Altar appointed by the Buddha actually lost to the soft and weak Chang'e!
"You listen to the dead pig's ears for me, and if you make me angry in the future, I will cut off your pig's nose immediately!"
Chang'e was so angry that her eyebrows furrowed.
Xu Lin was dizzy with a smile in his heart. With the Jade Emperor covering Chang'e, Zhu Bajie, aren't you looking for death if you act so rashly?
"Lady, don't be angry, it's not good if you move the fetus, I beg for mercy, I beg for mercy......"
Scold. If you say that you will change your face, you will change your face, which is worthy of being a rake ear!
Wait! What the hell, don't they have a round house yet......
[Fool, as long as the two of them are cast by the old moon, the immortal fetus will be automatically born]
The Heavenly Realm is actually prevalent in the trick of getting pregnant before marriage!
It's really a lot of knowledge......
Did Zhu Bajie deliberately lose just now?
[There are five minutes left in the time of the spirit beast scissors!]
Seeing that the jade rabbit began to cramp in pain, it was not good!!
Looking out the window, there was a gust of wind, and the guards flew back!
The guards were empty-handed, and what about the sedative pills they said?
This jealous and hateful Yang Jian is really a thousand-year-old pick!
With a pop, a golden pill spat out of the guard's mouth, shining with a shining golden light!
Seeing this scene, Chang'e's face suddenly turned pale, and she shouted: "Presumptuous, I have the courage of a leopard! I dare to take a golden pill in my mouth! It simply dirties the mouth of my rabbit!"
"Report to Niangniang, the crime deserves death, it is the ...... that the true monarch asked us to keep the gold pill warm"
"Hahaha! Yang Jian, this old thief, can't rob me of a beauty, so take this broken spit as a gift, you are my old pig like your little belly chicken intestines?"
You dead pig's head, you're still playing a war at this juncture, kneel on your nail rake!
Chang'e flew her palm and shook off the eight precepts.
[Countdown to one minute!]
Xu Lin used his mind to drive his fingers and injected the sedative pill into the mouth of the jade rabbit, and with a click, the spirit beast scissors rattled and cut off the bad teeth!
It's a real strength.
[Ding! The operation is successful, and the physician's medical skill value will be rewarded with 1000 points, and the cultivation of the medical immortal god is just around the corner!]
Bajie's eyes rolled slightly: I didn't expect this broken fairy medical technique to be quite powerful, people can't look good.
Hmph, it seems that the delicate woman I carefully hid is saved.
The trembling body of the Jade Rabbit slowly soothed, and after a while, tears poured into Chang'e's arms.
"Rabbit, you've suffered......"
"Rabbit, you have suffered! Lady, you have suffered too......"
Bajie said angrily together, and Xu Lin felt goosebumps all over his body.
"Reward!"
With a flick of Chang'e's fingers, a string of glittering heaven and earth coins flew into Xu Lin's pocket.
[In the automatic conversion to RMB, your ABC card with the tail number 7854 earns 8 million in cash!]
Bajie put the nail rake into his sleeve as small as a needlepoint, blinked his eyes, and said to Chang'e a little shyly: "Little lady, the jade rabbit is also resting, shouldn't we go to the cave room......"
turned to Xu Linben with an appreciative look, little brother, thanks to you, otherwise that beauty would have held a rabbit all night and would not let go.
Hum. Who was it that was holding a pork chop just now to wipe out Xu Linben?
"Reward!" ordered, and another piece of gold coin flew out of the brocade box.
I'll go, Brother Pig is too entrenched, and he directly rewarded another five million heaven and earth coins!!
The first single visit to the clinic earned a full 10 million yuan! The pockets of the immortals in the heavenly realm are abundant.
I didn't expect it to be so easy to make money! When I returned to the world, all the beauties were going to run after my ass!
Xu Lin is starting to look forward to the next registration!