Chapter 1 Emergency! Jade Rabbit has a toothache
Bang!
Xu Linben rolled out of the clinic in embarrassment, and a graduation certificate slapped in his face.
The bearded boss yelled: "Phew, I can't fart, I can't fart! A kitten ligation operation can be done useless! Get out!"
"Damn, I swear I'll never step into your half step again!"
Xu Lin was pacing on the street in a daze, and when he got home, he would definitely be scolded by his parents again!
Veterinarian, doctor, unemployed, unmarried, what a life these days!
Clinic X treats the pets of the rich, and those people treat their pets as if they were their lives!
The operation just now was really difficult, but without saying a word, they fired him out of the door.
"Son, the gas at home is gone, and the laundry detergent, salt, and shampoo are gone, go out and buy it." ”
"Brother, the rivers and lakes are in emergency!!! I have to pay tuition and books again this month, you quickly transfer it to me!"
"Useless fellow! I'll support you for your Ph.D. and spend all my family savings. I don't care what method you use, take five million in a year, buy a house and marry that girl!
Money, money, money, it's all money!
Xu Lin felt that his head was about to explode.
After wandering around the talent hunting network for a long time, almost in despair, he found an inconspicuous recruitment notice in the small corner of the website:
Recruitment of veterinarians, requiring a doctorate in education, surgery can be on the bus.
Honest enterprise, never in arrears!
, the salary is settled every day, the money is made every day, is it true or false?!
Xu Lin was a little moved. A little hesitant again.
But if you think about it carefully, they set the academic threshold so high, there should be no reason to cheat!
The applicant Xu Linben graduated from Qionghai Medical University, Tel: 1387251XXX. ”
The other party replied at the speed of light: "Congratulations, you have successfully applied for this position, and now you have entered the work location assignment process!"
Isn't it?
Xu Lin's heart began to beat suddenly, he graduated from a 995 famous school with a doctorate, and he does have a first-mover advantage in finding a job!
After clicking on the "Hired Job Details" page, he was almost shocked!
Where to work "Heavenly Court"?
Oh nonsense, I was happy for a long time, but I didn't expect it to be a chicken rib recruitment!
"Mom, I went out to buy groceries. Throwing down the phone, Xu Linben shook his head and walked out of the door.
[The system recognizes that the employee has triggered the recruitment process and determines the place of work]
Brushing and brushing, he suddenly began to move steadily, the stars shifted, and everything retreated.
Suddenly, his head broke through the clouds, and he came to the vast fairy world!
666, could it be that he really reached the heavenly realm? or is it just a fugue?
Masturbating and playing too much, he's a little confused.
He never expected it to happen to him!
But this light and elegant state of the body is clearly the rebirth of stepping on auspicious clouds and wearing crane wings!
[System switching: That's right, you are indeed in the Heavenly Realm, I am the president of Future Century Biotechnology, congratulations on joining our company]
Oh my God, that's the one who won the Campbell Prize in Cosmic Medicine......
Ah, just now I was thinking that I was a fool talking about a dream, but I didn't expect to be slapped in the face in an instant!
"But what am I doing here! I don't have a scalpel!"
[The system laughs: Idiot, use your expertise to treat fairy pets]
Fairies, pets?!
Xu Linben looked down at himself, a white robe and two sleeves...... Tricky.
[The healing income will be automatically converted into human currency and credited to your card]
It's kind of interesting!
"But what if I kill the immortal's pet! I'm a mortal, and I'm still old and ...... Little sister. ”
[The system sneered: Don't worry! The rescue procedure will be triggered in case of crisis, and they all have thousands of years of cultivation, how can they die so easily......]
Hearing his words, Xu Linben's hanging heart was slightly steady.
Suddenly, the memories of thousands of eras before the Heavenly Realm were all filled into Xu Linben's mind by the system.
After a while, he completely cleared up the trivial things in the human world and the heavenly realm in his mind.
The system then flooded his mind with the methods and conditions for returning home.
"There is one more important question!Will they see through my mortal identity?" Xu Linben asked anxiously.
[The system sighed: The doctor is a lot of, I have attached a fairy aura to you, and I am still protecting you, what are you doing in a daze!]
The retina suddenly began to vibrate, and a colorful auspicious cloud registration slip from the Guanghan Palace appeared in front of him.
[Chang'e Fairy 100,000 is in a hurry, and the Jade Rabbit has a toothache in a hurry!]
Xu Linben suddenly felt joy in his heart.
Tsk, I stepped on shit luck, and the first order I received was actually the first beauty in the Three Realms, Chang'e!
[The system recognizes the disease]
Xu Lin clicked on the condition interface.
Pet owner: Chang'e
Sick pet: Jade Rabbit
Symptoms: Toothache
Healing income: 5,000,000 coins
Tips: Chang'e is not as gentle as the legend!
[A pair of system distribution spirit animal scissors]
With a smack, the scissors came to his fingers invisibly.
Hey, it's also a god! Xu Lin moved two fingers, and he really cut off the clouds on the top of the clouds easily.
Floating in the palm of your hand, it's still soft.
"Ahh
When I turned my head, my body trembled, I couldn't help it!
This guy is not easy to mess with, and he can be whipped to death with a flick of his hair!
Xu Lin fled in a hurry.
House call!
To be honest, Xu Linben was still a little apprehensive in his heart! After all, he had very little experience in surgery.
Coming to the Guanghan Palace, the tall carved railing jade pillar, the misty bluestone slab.
There was also a burst of jubilation inside, as if there was some joy!
"Stop, tell me what about you! Take out the invitation, or you won't be allowed in. ”
Xu Lin had just wanted to step on the steps, but was stopped by two strong guards with long knives.
Seeing their angry eyes, do you think he wants to burglary?
But what the hell is an invitation?
Xu Linben choked: "You guys get out of the way, Sister Chang'e invited me to come for treatment!"
"I'm sorry, you're sick, take out the invitation, I'll shout one, two, three and swing the knife!"
The guards have hideous faces, not like they're talking and playing!
The sword light was dignified, the flashing people were blind and panicked, Xu Lin retreated a little, thinking about how to get in.
If they do get up and down, he'll be wiped out in no time!
"What kind of noisy and noisy thing has become, who dares to go wild on the marshal's happy event!"
A somewhat familiar voice floated over.
"The marshal was angry, and there was a thief outside the door, babbling nonsense claiming that the mother had asked him to be cured. ”
The voice shouted, "Hmm, fart!
The smoke cleared, and I saw a ...... wearing a red robe and holding a nail rake It turned out to be the Eight Commandments.
It's strange how Brother Pig is wearing a red robe, and the people around him respectfully call his title, and he also appears in Guanghan Palace!
It doesn't make sense.
"Who's coming!" Bajie shouted, pestling the nail rake on the ground.
"Brother Pig......"
Xu Lin was about to scream, but a somersault cloud blew a whirlwind, and Xu Lin staggered and almost didn't stand firm.
"Idiot! The Jade Emperor saw that you had learned from the scriptures, and promised to marry the beautiful Chang'e and you, today you got what you wanted, and you also settled in this Guanghan Palace, you can be content!"
Sun Wukong scratched his cheeks left and right, jumped and shouted loudly, and then handed over the post and disappeared without a trace.
Zhu Bajie married Chang'e and entered the Guanghan Palace?
No, the song clearly sings "You cry and say to me, fairy tales are all lies", dare to love fairy tales actually come true?
The toad eats swan meat, and fantasy novels don't dare to write like this!
On the first day of going to heaven, I didn't expect this melon to be a bit big!
The momentum can't be broken!
Xu Linben crossed his waist and continued to shout: "You all know each other, let me in, I am hand-picked by my mother!"
I don't know how thick the sky is! How can you allow such a ninth-order little immortal to stir up nonsense, eat and drink.
Bajie ordered: "Come on, clear the field immediately!!" The two guards began to wave their broadswords upwards!
Xu Linben pursed his lips and sneered.
Even if it is a mortal, it must be awesome and not flinch, and the fear in the heart must not be shown on the face!
Grit your teeth, anyway, there is a system to protect yourself, the front is rigid, and you can't coax it!
Chang'e's remuneration is enough for him to go back to the world and marry that fair girl!
"Brother Pig, let me in quickly, otherwise even if I die, the Yin Soul will tell you all the things about your Western Heaven Sutra!"
No way. What's the matter with this guy?
Marshal Tianpeng, who was still majestic just now, turned green when he heard that this thing actually knew his affair.
It's still his big day, just in case......
"Report to the marshal, Niangniang ordered you to go to the outside of the world immediately to greet the medical fairy, Niangniang guards the jade rabbit, it is ...... I'm going to have a toothache!"
Bajie looked at Xu Linben, who shrugged his shoulders with both hands, and said that it was him!
But when I was just eating, Yutu was fine, why did he suddenly ......
"Stop!" Bajie waved his sleeves, and the long knives that the two guards swung into the air suddenly turned into clouds.
Bajie's face suddenly couldn't hang up! Hmph, do you want me to be a marshal to greet this Jiao'er Lang as a little medicine fairy? Ridiculous!
"Marshal, hurry up, Niangniang said that if she doesn't bring the medical fairy to her within a minute, she will ......"
"What?!" Bajie's heart trembled.
Xu Lin blew a whistle and waited to watch the show.
"I won't have a round room with you......"
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