A woman's good figure is like a landscape that is always bright.

There is a good saying: look at a woman, look at the figure from the back, look at the temperament from the side, and look at the appearance from the front.

No matter how different the times are and how different the types of beauties are, men generally like beauties with delicate facial features, elastic breasts, well-proportioned figures, and slender legs.

Although Qin Mengyan has gone away, this does not affect Chen Gongzi's mind to continue the cohabitation life of YY and the big beauty.

Even the corns even named themselves and her eighteenth son - Qin Shousheng.

The doorman ruthlessly tore through the picture in the minds of several people: "Don't look at it, everyone is far away! You dicks, don't daydream, that's not your dish." ”

Chen Gongzi tidied up his clothes and sighed: "Such a stunning beauty, let me ask, who else in this world is worthy of it besides me Chen Gongzi?"

There is a saying: My Fair Lady, a gentleman.

Although corns know that they are not gentlemen, the temptation of beautiful women, as long as it is a normal man with a handle, who can refuse it? Who doesn't want to take it into his arms?

Corneye couldn't help but speak: "Chen Gongzi, you are not authentic! Didn't you say that the woman who was in the seafood restaurant last time was the final destination of your life? It is not right for you to step on two boats like this...... Besides, you have a serious kidney deficiency, have you forgotten?"

"Nonsense!" Chen Gongzi jumped up and gave him a scoop of melons, and reprimanded, "You Chen Gongzi, I am handsome and chic, jade trees in the wind, graceful, well-dressed, lazy, insidious and vicious, rat-eyed, wolf-hearted and dog-hearted...... Of course, you also know that around excellent men, there are naturally not too few beautiful women, so I decided to let her ...... Do a second room!"

Typical ugly wants to be beautiful. If Xu Moqiu is here, he will definitely blame education, let him know that if he thinks of an idiom that is suitable for adding to himself, at least he must first distinguish between praise and disapproval.

The corn scratched his crotch: "What's that, Chen Gongzi...... Are we just waiting here for that hair?"

Chen Gongzi's eyes rolled: "Hmm...... Since this guy is practicing sports, he can't have an accomplice for a while. In this way, we don't fight uncertain battles, I know a ruthless person, the kind who dares to take boiling water and pour it into his crotch. He's got a good relationship with me! He used to sleep in the same bed! I'll call him. ”

"It is worthy of Chen Gongzi, this connection...... Not the general broad. ”

"Ha, that's not it!" As he spoke, Chen Gongzi had already dialed the ruthless man's phone.

"Who?" the phone was quickly connected, and there was a chaotic sound of music on the other end, presumably the ruthless man was still bouncing around in some entertainment venue.

Chen Gongzi cautiously spoke: "Brother Tianbang, it's me!"

The other end of the phone said impatiently: "Who? Where do I know which one you are holding hair? If you have something to say, don't delay me if you have nothing to do! Fuck a chicken, come! Drink! If I don't drink you to death today, I will write my name upside down. ”

Then came the sound of "grunting" drinking.

Big brother, they are really busy.

Chen Gongzi hung up the phone directly for fear that he would be unhappy, and hurriedly reminded: "Brother Tianbang, you forgot, last year we spent the night together at the Internet café opposite the fat man's barbecue on the side of the Zhuque Hutong! Yes, I also invited you to eat two buckets of Grandpa Kang's pickled pepper dog noodles that day! Hey, the cigarettes we smoked that day were the big boss!"

Who would remember such a trivial matter? The man on the other end paused: "What kind of nonsense? Tell me straight, what the hell are you doing?" ”

Chen Gongzi covered the microphone and walked to a secluded corner and lowered his voice: "That's the case, Brother Tianbang, I want to ask you to help me fix my hair!"

"Oh, how much do you pay for the appearance fee......?

Chen Gongzi's face suddenly fell: "Ah...... Here's an appearance fee?"

"Then can I do it for you? Are you my eldest brother or my father?

"Ahh......h

The other end interrupted unceremoniously: "What kind of life? In this era, don't talk about friendship, hurt feelings, and talk about money directly." You say, what kind of person is it, I'll give you an estimate!"

"Hmm...... It's just a little white face......" Chen Gongzi thought for a while and added, "Rely on connections to go through the back door and become a teacher in Boya Middle School." ”

Afraid that the person opposite would take the opportunity to rip off the bamboo, Chen Gongzi deliberately concealed his identity as a physical education teacher. Anyway, as long as he is willing to take action and deal with a teacher, isn't it a piece of cake for Zhang Fei to eat bean sprouts?

The other end of the phone said categorically: "No two prices, 1,000 yuan! Not a cent less! Oh, you have to pay me for lunch! I'll come over if it's okay, and if it doesn't work, I'll pull it down." I don't have time to talk to you. ”

Damn! What a lion's mouth!

Chen Gongzi has been so poor recently that he has been financially restricted by the old man in the family. Otherwise, with his identity, how could he sit in an almost scrapped van? All over his body, there were still 500 yuan of private money in the cracks of his underwear.

After thinking about it, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! But you have to hurry, this old man is so cunning!"

"That's the matter? I'm out of the horse, and I will make him cry and call his mother every minute! Send me the address! That's it. ”

Listening to the blind voice, Chen Gongzi finally breathed a sigh of relief and turned his head to look at the corns.

The green eyes like hungry dogs made the corns suddenly taken aback, and hurriedly protected their chests and took a step back: "Chen Gongzi, I can't help it!"

Chen Gongzi picked up the bricks under his feet and looked unkind: "Do you want to give it?"

"I ......"

Chen Gongzi pointed at the stunned man who was holding his arms and closing his eyes and kept humming: "If you dare to pop out of your mouth today, I will shoot him to death directly!"

"Chen Gongzi, it's really not good! My mother said, the jade is in the people, and the jade is dead......

"You're going to pull my calf today, aren't you?"

There happened to be a pawn shop opposite the school, and Chen Gongzi knew that he was moved by reason, and he was full of grace and power, and finally came to the store with corns.

When he learned that his heirloom was only worth 20 yuan, the corn jumped up on the spot, slapped it on the table, and slammed the old man serving the tea to the ground, which was called a majestic one, and then was blackmailed for 500.

Stealing chickens and rice made it impossible to lose it, Chen Gongzi was so depressed that he almost died, and the only remaining 500 yuan on his body was lost, which made him very unhappy.

"Hurry up, borrow 1,000 yuan from your relatives and friends for emergencies! When my son has money, your benefits are indispensable. ”

Corneye looked helpless: "The key is that there is no reason!"

No, it's basically used that works. Why has even the BP been cut three times, what other reason can others not refuse?

Chen Gongzi thought for a while and suggested: "Otherwise, you can say that you are tired of being a man and are ready to cut your eggs!" Just look for your cousin, didn't you say he loves you the most?"

Hearing this, the corns were suddenly taken aback, covered their crotch, and shook their heads like rattles: "This is absolutely unacceptable! My family has been passed down from generation to generation, just waiting for me to pass on the ancestry!"

"Are you a tiger?" Chen Gongzi said angrily, "I just made up a reason for you to ask for money, who told you to really cut it?"

The corns frowned and said, "What if he meets in the future?"

"Hmm...... Isn't that the so-called 'wildfires burn inexhaustibly, but spring breezes blow and regenerate'?"

"Makes sense!"

"Then you don't hurry up? The sun is shining, it's not hot, is it?"

Corneye nodded, didn't say anything, quickly flipped out her cousin's phone, and after a while of greetings, she went directly to the topic, and when she heard Corneye say about cutting eggs, the person on the other end was obviously startled.

"Cousin, have you really figured it out? This thing isn't just for fun! Once you've cut ......."

The corns stubbornly said, "Cousin, don't persuade me." I've seen through everything, no one hurts, no one loves, what's the use of me asking for this egg? It's better to cut it clean with a knife! I still have 3,000 yuan left for the operation here, cousin, you can lend it to me. ”

"Yes. But after you have cut it, don't forget those who have helped you. ”

Hung up the phone, corns frowned, always felt that there was something in the last sentence, the sound of "ding" WeChat message sounded, looking at the transfer of 3,000 yuan, corns suddenly smiled, and other moments were thrown out of the clouds.

Chen Gongzi smiled and stretched out his mobile phone: "Come, scan my QR code." ”

"This ...... How much!"

"What nonsense? I will be able to get less of your benefits when the time comes?" Chen Gongzi snatched the mobile phone, directly transferred all the money inside, and then waved his hand, "Let's go! ”

Because it was class time, the cold drink shop opposite the school was extremely deserted, and suddenly three guests came in, and the boss suddenly smiled and hurriedly greeted him.

Chen Gongzi sat down on the table with a big sting, shook Erlang's legs, shook the table rattle, and waved his big hand: "Hurry up, give me a whole bucket of sorbet!

The stunned man took a breath and frowned, "Chen ...... Chen Gonggong...... Son, I ...... I...... Want to see ...... See a doctor......"

His arms were now swollen a few points thicker than his thighs, and they were crystal clear and looked like a crystal elbow.

"What kind of chicken feather doctor are you looking at? Stunned, you say that you are a big man, what is this pain? Be strong! You have to study like this son! I was hit by a stone last year, am I called?"

"Yes...... But...... You're dizzy...... I've fainted!"

As he spoke, the sorbet had already been moved, and Chen Gongzi grabbed a piece of green sorbet and stuffed it into the stunned mouth: "Less nonsense! Eat sorbet! Come, it won't hurt to eat a piece! Green is good! Green is nutritious." ”

One by one, two and three by two.

Soon, the belly of the three of them was like a bottomless pit, and the ice bucket in front of them was soon empty, and even the ice water that melted in it was drunk completely by the stunned.

It's no wonder that there is a good saying: Follow the son, you will be hungry three times a day, play with the child, and fight three times a day.

They haven't had enough grains in their stomachs since last night, what are a few pieces of sorbet?

Rubbing his cheeks, which were a little numb from the cold, he frowned and said, "We've all been sitting here for a long time, why hasn't that ruthless man arrived yet?"

"You know a ball! The more ruthless the character, the later it will appear. This time, my son is looking for a big oiler who is a household name in Yuejiang, do you think that people are like you, idle all day long and have nothing to do?" Although Chen Gongzi was also anxious like an ant on a hot pot at this time, as long as he thought that he would be able to make Yang Goulin's little white face deflated, no matter how long he waited, he felt that it didn't matter, and he felt that it was worth it.

I don't know how long later, a colorful van came from a distance and stopped at the gate of Boya Middle School with a "squeak", and then jumped out of the car a guy with a big bald head, a big gold chain, a black tight vest, and a toothy and clawed Mickey Mouse tattooed on his left arm.

What is this dress, isn't it ruthless?