Yes, yes, Lao Tzu threw away the face towel when he went back!

Lu Mingyue put her right hand on her cheek, looked at Xu Moqiu, and said to Qin Mengyan with a smile: "Actually, I found that there is someone who meets your requirements. ”

Qin Mengyan's eyes lit up: "Who?"

"Him!"

"Me!"

At the same time that the three sisters of the Lu family pointed their fingers at Xu Moqiu, this guy actually pointed at himself shamelessly!

Then he touched the back of his head wryly: "So I'm so good! I thought you hadn't noticed." Hey hey ......"

Lu Caidie said sarcastically: "Yes, in addition to being despicable and obscene, perverted and lustful, disgusting and shameless, insidious and vicious, wolf-hearted and dog-hearted, pig-headed and dog-faced, don't want Bilian...... Besides, there are really no shortcomings! Very showy, this year's show is you! Do you want to take a brick and smash a walnut for you to reward you?"

It's really embarrassing for her, and she said a long list of derogatory words in one breath, none of which are repetitive, the words are yin, and the meaning of ridicule is very strong.

If it were a different person, it is estimated that he would have flipped the table and left violently, but Xu Moqiu was not ashamed but proud, and stuffed a big waist into his mouth: "Then I will treat you as if you are praising me." ”

"Poof......

His face was cold, and this time it was beer that sprayed on his face.

"Ahem......" Qin Mengyan was choked uncomfortably, holding her chest for a long time before she could breathe, and said to Xu Moqiu with a smile, "I'm sorry, I didn't hold back, you shouldn't mind, right?"

"Co-author, you two beauties took turns to wash my face, and I was really blessed!" Xu Moqiu touched the wine stains on his face and looked at Qin Mengyan, "And from your smile, I don't feel the slightest apology, I even suspect that you ......did it on purpose."

"What?

Xu Moqiu opened a bottle of beer: "Hah? How could it be? I wish someone would spray me every day! Of course, the prerequisite must be a beautiful woman, if the whole crooked melon is cracked and jujube, I will be mad." ”

"Xu Moqiu, you are so superb, does your family know?"

"What, you're going to give me an award?"

While talking, three little oily people dressed in flowing clothes walked over with a smile, these people walked like a swing and trembled, and the broken copper and iron hanging on their bodies were even more "sparse" for a while, like a group of waste pickers returning from collecting waste.

The table next to him was full of honest people, seeing that they were full of swear words one by one, they didn't want to cause trouble, so they just packed up and ran away.

A half-bald-eyed man sat on the bench and beckoned to the person behind him: "Hehe, there's a place here!" Mom, boss, you're blind, aren't you? Why don't you clean up this place quickly?"

The boss didn't dare to offend these people, and hurriedly said, "Here, here, everyone sit down." Drink tea, come, drink some tea first......"

"Drink chicken feathers! Lao Tzu wants to drink, hurry up and get it!"

A few people sat down and didn't sit down, picking their feet and scratching their crotches. The words that come out are all bragging, always at some time, somewhere, hitting someone. As for the cause of the incident, it is even more trivial. The smaller the matter, the bigger the trouble, so that it shows how characterful they are, how good they are.

The sound was too loud, which seriously affected the surrounding guests, Lu Mingyue also frowned secretly, and was about to get up and scold, but Qin Mengyan held her down. Nibbling the chicken wings in his hand, he said without raising his head: "Do you remember what I said to you?"

Lu Mingyue was stunned: "What words?"

"Forgot it so quickly?" Qin Mengyan rolled her eyes, "To deal with a slut, we can only let someone who is cheaper than him deal with him." ”

As he spoke, he knocked on the table and said to Xu Moqiu: "Don't look at it, it's you who is talking about it! Hurry up, those guys have disturbed my dear food, go, disgusting them." ”

Xu Mo

Qiu turned his head to look at the table, which was all shirtless second-rate people, and frowned, "Didn't they provoke us?"

Isn't it, whether it's TV or China, it's always the second-rate people who come to find the protagonist's stubble first, and then take a love education. When did it become the protagonist to provoke them?

Qin Mengyan said nonchalantly: "So what? You can't provoke them? Hurry up, don't grind! Still not a man?"

Lu Bao'er fanned the flames beside her: "Just plain, and said that you want to escort the beauty! Don't dare, coward! Cowardly pig! Poor worm ......"

Lu Caidie also said: "That's it, what you swore just now was so wild, and it was cowardly at the critical moment!

Xu Moqiu couldn't stand the sinner-like eyes of several people, and grabbed a string of squid whiskers: "Okay, I'll go and reason with them." I hope my incorruptible tongue will convince them. ”

Qin Mengyan urged: "Go quickly!

Seeing Xu Moqiu walking towards the table, Lu Mingyue suddenly felt an unprecedented sense of guilt in her heart, gently pulled the corner of Qin Mengyan's clothes, and whispered, "Isn't it good for us to do this?"

"There's nothing bad about it, we'll just wait to see the show. ”

Lu Mingyue was still soft-hearted after all: "Meng Yan, there are so many of them. And none of them look like good people. He...... Can you do it alone? Or you can help him. ”

Qin Mengyan suddenly looked at Lu Mingyue's eyes: "My dear, shouldn't you have taken a fancy to him?"

"I ...... I have a crush on you! Don't talk nonsense!"

"Then why do you care so much about him?"

Lu Mingyue said angrily: "Then I still care about you!

"Okay, let's go to the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow!"

"Go, it's not a proper shape!"

Xu Moqiu swaggered to the table, pushed away the young man with the pot in front of him, spat on the ground, and glared at the strange eyes: "Can't you see your father coming?

Who is this person? Such a? The head of the pot looked confused, and before he could react, Xu Moqiu kicked it again: "The pestle is still dry here! Get out, labor and management will be angry when they see you! What kind of chicken feather hairstyle?"

The food on the table, he was not polite at all, as if he spent money to buy it, except for the vegetarian dishes, he spoiled it after a while.

Snatched a bottle of freshly opened beer, drank it dry in one gulp, and wiped the corners of his mouth: "Burp...... Give it to your father and me to be quiet! Whoever makes a loud noise, Lao Tzu will kill him! He will be embarrassed to death. If you don't have any quality, the nine-year compulsory education will teach you in vain?"

Xu Moqiu came with a swagger and left with a swagger, and the little oil on this table was confused from beginning to end.

After a long time, the head of the pot rubbed his eyes: "Who is that person?

Everyone shook their heads in unison and looked over, the guy was chatting with several beauties just now, and he didn't have any impression of him at all.

The head of the pot was angry, and he slapped the table: "Mom, dare to pretend to be an egg in front of us? Lao Tzu will beat this hair to death today!"

The little flat head next to him persuaded: "Wait...... Don't be impulsive! Hey, the big guy is coming! Quick, make a slate!"

At this time, a big bald head walked over from not far away, surrounded by the two younger brothers, sat on the small horse, looked at the messy desktop, and suddenly frowned: "Hiss...... I said, what's the matter with you? Tell you to order food and wait for me, that's how you wait for me? Mom, what do you mean? What is my identity? Let me eat what you have left?"

The head of the pot said hurriedly: "No, big guy, you listen to me! We were waiting, and we didn't even dare to touch a bottle of wine." Just now, a little white face suddenly came over and ruined us! He was full of swear words, and he didn't take us seriously at all......

"You didn't report my name as Brother Tianbang?"

"It's been reported! I've reported it more than once!" The head of the pot rolled his eyes, and directly buckled a basin, "That hairy said, what a good thing, in his eyes is a-stirring stick!

When Tianbang heard this, he immediately exploded: "Where did you come from, the little white face, so arrogant? What about people? Point it out to me! Lao Tzu won't beat him into a dog today, I'll write his name upside down!"

The young man next to him also shouted: "Yes, point it out! Beat him to death, beat him to death! Beat him to pee!"

The head of the pot pointed at Xu Moqiu, who was facing away from them: "There, there! ”

"Let's go!"

With a wave of his hand, Tianbang led several people to come behind Xu Moqiu with murderous energy.

In order to earn performance, the head of the pot took a step forward, patted Xu Moqiu's shoulder hard, and shouted: "Give labor and capital!"

Tianbang's nostrils are facing the sky: "Boy, you are very good! I heard that you don't take your Tianbang brother very seriously? Come, get up, let Lao Tzu see, what kind of bird you look like!"

Hearing this familiar voice, Xu Moqiu was immediately happy, who is this not his cheap nephew?

The moment Xu Moqiu turned his head, the head was taken aback, and hurriedly pulled the corner of Tianbang's clothes: "Brother Tianbang, is it...... It's my old uncle!"

"What old girl...... Uh?" Tianbang realized that the person in front of him was not the concubine of that terrible woman? Suddenly startled, looking around, this is not looking, I am startled, the woman sitting opposite Xu Moqiu, who is not the violent woman?

The last time he made a lot of money in the resort, Tianbang was a little fluttering, thinking of the shame that Qin Mengyan and Xu Moqiu brought him in the past, and he was even more angry in his heart.

He is a person who must repay his eyes, and he is always thinking about how to get back to this field.

No, under the introduction of acquaintances, he got two martial arts gods who are said to be famous in the rivers and lakes, and he happened to meet the enemy here, and Tianbang felt that even God was helping him today.

Originally, I was going to invite the two gods to dinner tonight, but there was a traffic jam on the road, and I haven't come yet.

Tianbang thought in his heart: Mom, bear with me for the time being, and when the great god comes in a while, I must beat this pair of dog men and women to kneel and sing conquest!

So he stepped forward with a few younger brothers, bowed to Qin Mengyan, and said in unison: "Old aunt!"

Qin Mengyan looked around and pointed at herself with an incredulous expression: "You called me?"

The hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, old aunt, don't you remember me? We saw it at the bald barbecue last time!"

Tianbang nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, last time my uncle mentioned you at the door of the hotel......

As he spoke, he glanced at Xu Moqiu.

Old aunt, old uncle! Qin Mengyan was so angry that she was going to die, this Xu Moqiu was really shameless, and she actually took advantage of her mouth behind her back! I'll settle accounts after the fall.

Since the attitude of the people is so good, Qin Mengyan didn't want to say anything, and nodded at him: "You can eat a few things, be quiet, don't make noise to my dear." Otherwise, my aunt's fist doesn't recognize people. ”

"Good, good!" peeked at the other women, and the sky stick almost didn't pop out the eyeballs.

It is said that things gather like people in groups, this is really true, look at this one by one, it looks too smart! And that LOLI is also a superb!

After Qin Mengyan warned, the table of the heavenly stick suddenly quieted down, and they sat upright one by one, chewing and swallowing slowly even when eating.

After about ten minutes, Tianbang's mobile phone lit up, and when he saw the number, his face immediately turned happy, and he hurriedly stood up and strode towards the street.