For the rest, Qin Mengyan can explain it.

As for the last question, why did he become a teacher?

She really didn't know that. Once asked himself, he always avoided it intentionally or unintentionally, and he didn't ask any further.

But after getting along with him for a long time, it seems reasonable for him to do anything unbelievable. It's a complex of contradictions.

After thinking for a long time, he pointed to his face and said, "Look, I don't have a few identities? He may have such a dream......

Xu Moqiu's impression of Lu Mingyue can only be regarded as ...... Lower to average, there are advantages, but there are more disadvantages and bad habits.

For example, they are greedy for money, sloppy, coarse, smoking, drinking, overeating, and thick-skinned like a wall...... Well, there's a little bit of color.

Especially smoking, as if the lungs were not his own, but the scourge of energy!

Once one day on vacation, Lu Mingyue had nothing to do, and made a record for him, basically one was coming in less than twenty minutes, sometimes he smoked so much that he couldn't stop the fire, and at the end of the day, the two packs of cigarettes were properly arranged, and even a little insufficient.

Lu Mingyue really couldn't combine the shadows of the two together, and rubbed her temples: "Meng Yan, how did you know that he was that person?"

"Oh...... Well...... Qin Mengyan's face didn't change, touching her chin, "Actually...... I've been suspicious of him for a long time!"

"Why?" Lu Mingyue said as she looked at her face.

Qin Mengyan analyzed: "First of all, this guy's scars, oh, by the way, when it comes to scars, don't you think it's weird? Don't tell me, you have been with him for three years, and you don't even know if he has scars." ”

Lu Mingyue replied honestly: "Oh, I asked him about this before. He told me it was a firecracker, so I didn't ask more. ”

"Do you believe this?" Qin Mengyan was speechless, "He also told me that he was playing with grenades and bombing in the bed!

Lu Mingyue glanced at her, and put her hands on her cheeks: "Okay, don't bury me there, continue to analyze, my officer Qin." ”

"Okay. Qin Mengyan nodded, "First of all, the scar is a suspicious point. Secondly, do you remember that time when you were drugged at the company?"

Speaking of this, Lu Mingyue's cheeks were hot: "Hmm." ”

"Actually, it wasn't me who saved you that time, it was him. And ......"

Listening to Qin Mengyan pouring things out one by one, Lu Mingyue's heart felt like she had knocked over the five-flavor bottle, and it was not a taste to be alive.

He did a lot for himself, but he never said anything.

just silently guarded by his side, but what about himself, but because of a photo, he directly chose to divorce him!

It's ridiculous!

The person who has been waiting for three years is actually his cheap husband, and in the end he was kicked by himself! Who arranged this script? Pull it out and collapse it!

After a short silence, Lu Mingyue suddenly asked, "Meng Yan, let me ask you a question." ”

"What's the problem?"

Lu Mingyue looked into her eyes: "You...... Do you like Xu Moqiu? ”

"Ah!?" Qin Mengyan was taken aback, and hurriedly denied it, "How is it possible? Are you kidding? Aunt and grandmother, he is not qualified to lift shoes for me, I may take a fancy to him? Like him, it is estimated that you are the only one in the world who can see it." ”

"Hehe......" Lu Mingyue chuckled, "Teacher Qin, when answering questions, please look into my eyes!"

Qin Mengyan turned her face: "Look, what's wrong?"

"Let me ask you again, do you like Xu Moqiu. ”

"No!" Qin Mengyan said categorically.

"I really don't like it?"

"I really don't like it!" lest she still don't believe it, Qin Mengyan added, "Whoever likes him is a dog!"

Suddenly, he felt that this was a little wrong, and hurriedly changed his words: "Honey, I'm not talking about you. ”

also silently added in his heart: It's not about me.

Lu Mingyue didn't say anything more, and stood up: "It's high tide, we should go back." ”

Others may not know Qin Mengyan, but Lu Mingyue can't understand it anymore.

She's just lying!

Thinking back to the look in her eyes before the skydive, Lu Mingyue could conclude that she not only loved, but also loved deeply!

The reason why she said this was nothing more than knowing all this and wanting to give Xu Moqiu to herself.

Lu Mingyue sighed in her heart: If you want me to be happy, why don't I want you to be happy? Since he chose to guard silently, then I'll continue to be my fool! As long as you are well together, I will be satisfied.

......

Compared with them, Xu Moqiu's situation was even more miserable.

The plane crashed and fell to take half his life.

When I woke up, I found myself lying in a wolf's den!

At the same time, he secretly said that he was lucky: he had to wake up early, otherwise he would really have no bones.

Beat away two wolf cubs, shuttle through the forest one foot deep and one foot shallow, and meet the bully who forced the people's daughter.

Xu Moqiu didn't say a word, rolled up his sleeves and participated in the battle...... Oh no, they stepped forward to fight, and the two of them were playing a role-playing game.

The two people who were interrupted from doing a good thing, their two mouths were like Gatling, and they were stunned and scolded Xu Moqiu's body without skin, and then left.

Of course, it was also Teacher Xu who knew that he was at a loss and didn't bother with them, otherwise they would really have to be more serious, and they would only squat on the ground and cry. After all, the poisonous mouth permission is not for fun, and few people can get benefits from arguing with him.

I don't know how long I walked, Xu Moqiu was tired, hungry and painful, and finally a nunnery appeared in front of her, and there was a faint sound of beating wooden fish and chanting scriptures.

Someone! There must be something to eat.

That's great!

Xu Moqiu was pleasantly surprised in his heart, but it was still a little bad to find a nun, so he looked around and soon had an idea.

The nunnery is surrounded by a paddy field, and through the dilapidated earthen walls, a vegetable garden can be faintly seen.

He's not here to steal vegetables.

Mr. Kong (Kong Yiji) vaguely said such a sentence -- the business of a scholar cannot be called stealing, it is called taking! There is nothing wrong with using this word on a teacher.

was injured, and his skills were naturally not as agile as before, so he grabbed the rattan on the earthen wall and struggled to climb up, but the dirt on it fell down in a slump, which directly made Xu Moqiu squint.

But he insisted on the principle of not abandoning and not giving up, and wasted the boss's strength for a long time, but he grabbed the mulberry tree inside, jumped in, and suddenly felt a surge of blood, and something faintly overflowed from the corner of his mouth, and he knew that it was blood without thinking about it—he was injured internally.

When he came to the vegetable garden, Xu Moqiu stretched his neck to look around, and suddenly frowned, everything didn't seem to be as beautiful as he imagined.

The cabbage has already bloomed, and it is obviously not suitable for eating; the tomatoes should have been picked again, and only a few green and oily seeds are left at this moment; there is still a lot of manure on the green peppers, and he is a hygienic person, so he naturally refuses to eat......

There is a dark red mushroom growing in the corner of the wall, and it looks very good, and I guess I will have to go to see my husband if I eat it.

It's hard to accept that there is nothing that can be eaten in a huge vegetable garden.

Xu Moqiu was in a depressed mood, as if one day he suddenly found that the son he had raised for more than ten years was not his own, shrugged his shoulders and was about to leave, when he suddenly found that on the tall pepper tree next to the well, there were a few cucumber vines entangled, and several cucumbers hung on the top.

As a qualified chef, Xu Moqiu naturally knew that this thing was perfect for eating raw.

Holding his breath and listening attentively, the sound of chanting and the sound of wooden fish continued, and he looked around again, very good, no one.

Take action!

Xu Moqiu spat on the spittle in the palm of his hand, rubbed it vigorously, rolled up his sleeves - and soon put it down again, this pepper tree is no better than other trees, except for thorns on it, it is really not suitable for rolling up his sleeves.

"Shhh...... Ah......h

The sharp pepper thorns pierced mercilessly on his body, Xu Moqiu endured the pain, went all the way up, and finally climbed to the top of the tree, and the pain was very hot all over his body.

I just got one

The cucumber was in hand, and a sound of footsteps was faintly heard.

Xu Moqiu was taken aback, for fear of being mistaken for a thief, he hurriedly jumped from the tree, but there were too many stones underneath, and he accidentally broke his foot again. Suddenly it hurt him and grinned.

It was really a house leak that happened to rain overnight, and the boat was late and encountered a headwind.

Rubbing his ankles, he was about to slip away, when a bulging head suddenly stretched out from the door, and then a voice was heard: "Amitabha, this benefactor, how do you do this kind of reluctance in the nunnery? Ah, sin and sin! Ah, Amitabha Buddha ......."

"What nonsense? I'm doing the right thing, I don't know what you're talking about. Xu Moqiu had already hidden the cucumber in her arms, but she didn't catch it, so she naturally refused to admit it.

The result of the "pop" was good, and the cucumber fell out of his arms directly. This is his own lunch, and he can't lose it, Xu Moqiu hurriedly picked it up, wiped it on his body, and hid it in his arms like a family heirloom.

"Amitabha, good, good!" the old nun shook her head again and again, pointing to his arms, "Wu, this cucumber is not stolen?"

"It's my own. How can you say that I stole it?" Xu Moqiu refused to admit it, so he simply took it out, took a bite hard, and pointed the one that was bitten open at the old nun, "Don't frame an upright people's ......"

Xu Moqiu's words were not finished, but he heard a sound of "hula" behind him, and something was faintly rushing towards him, and he looked at it fixedly, without the slightest hesitation, took the cucumber in his arms, and ran away.

It was a fat and strong yellow dog, lying on the ground, longer than a bench, with a whining mouth and a fierce look, as if Xu Moqiu had stolen something from his house—in fact.

I didn't have time to climb the tree at the moment, so I confronted the yellow dog across a well and circled around in a hurry, and the yellow dog went to the left and he went to the right, and the yellow dog went to the right and he went to the left. Looking at the yellow dog who was being played by himself, Xu Moqiu suddenly laughed.

After a few turns, the beast was annoyed, and he actually played his cards according to common sense, screamed, kicked his legs, and pounced on Xu Moqiu over the well.

What a vicious dog pooping...... Uh, pounce. Xu Moqiu flashed sharply, the yellow dog's reaction was not ordinarily fast, and he hit his head and hit Xu Moqiu's waist and ribs.

Xu Moqiu let out a "wow" and spit out the cucumber he had just eaten and had not had time to digest it mixed with blood. fell to the ground, the face wax was also yellow, and the whole body kept trembling, only rolling the white of his eyes.

This frightened the old nun, and hurriedly stepped forward to drive the yellow dog away, helped Xu Moqiu up, and said the Buddha in his mouth: "Amitabha, good, good, how is this good!"

hurriedly ran to the back and brought out a bowl of water, rescued him from his awakening, and helped him in after wasting his strength.

Xu Moqiu leaned back in his chair, panting, like a critically ill patient on the verge of death, and smiled miserably at the old nun: "Do you have anything to eat......?" I haven't eaten in two days. ”

"Good and good, sit down for a while, and I'll take it with you. The old nun spun out in a hurry.

After a while, he came out with a bowl of jujube cake and a bowl of porridge.

Seeing the food, Xu Moqiu's eyes suddenly turned green, where could he manage so much, he hurriedly grabbed it, ate the fist-sized jujube cake in three or two bites, raised his neck and "gurgled" for a while, and immediately drank the porridge with the bottom of the bowl facing the sky.

Seeing that he was eating too quickly, the old nun hurriedly persuaded: "Amitabha, slow down......"

Xu Moqiu said vaguely: "Hmm...... Thank...... Thank you...... You're a good ...... Person. ”

"Bang Dang"

There was a loud noise outside, and then a voice like a male duck's voice was heard: "Where's the old nun, get out of here!"

The old nun hurriedly walked out, but saw three shirtless young men standing in the Buddha hall, full of alcohol, and one of them had his pigtails off and peed on the Buddha statue.

Hurriedly closed his eyes, kept shaking his head, and said the Buddha name in his mouth: "Amitabha, sin, sin!"

"What is the sin?" Hiccup...... The peeing man put on his pants, shivered all over, staggered to the old nun, burped, rolled his eyes, and said, "It's time to settle this month's expenses." ”

"Amitabha, good, good......" The old nun only shook her head and recited the Buddha's name in her mouth.

"I'm telling you...... Hiccup, if you don't tie the knot today, my brothers will take a bath in your Buddha hall, do you believe it or not?"

A fat man clapped his hands as if he was mentally retarded, and shouted as he jumped: "Okay, good!