When a man smokes and drinks heavily, then there must be a story in this man, and eighty percent of it is related to love!

At the suggestion of my aunt, I asked for two cigarettes, two bottles of wine, and picked out some fruits and some messy nutritional products such as kidney black gold. Anyway, they are all advertised on TV, although it may not be much good for the human body to eat it, but at least it will not kill people if they eat it.

I wanted to pay the bill, but my aunt refused to live or die, and Xu Moqiu had no choice but to return to the car with a lot of things.

Xu Moqiu sat back in the driver's seat: "Do you know the aunt who runs the supermarket?"

Qin Mengyan stretched her waist and said nonchalantly: "Oh, I beat her children when I was a child and smashed the glass of her house a few times. ”

Xu Moqiu gave her a thumbs up: "Damn, you're really tough!"

"Hmph! Who let that dead fat man put a frog on my table!

"Then that's what he just does?" Xu Moqiu remembered that when he was young, the children in the village were beaten, didn't they all like to find their brothers and sisters to vent their anger?

Qin Mengyan wrote lightly: "Of course not, he called his brother to pretend to be in front of me, and my aunt and grandmother beat me if they caught him without saying a word." Later, his brother found a bunch of little oilers, and in a fit of rage, I went all to the hospital. Since then, he has never dared to stand in front of me. Go into the garage, it's so sunny outside, you won't get sunburned?"

Xu Moqiu suddenly had an inspiration, he wanted to write a book, called "Auntie's Fierce Life", and the protagonist of this book is Qin Mengyan, the great beauty of Qin in front of him.

When I was a child, I fought a group of people, and this kind of ruthlessness is not even ordinary men, right? No wonder I am so ruthless when I grow up! Feelings have developed in this aspect since I was a child.

Getting out of the car, Xu Moqiu's heart became nervous for no reason, and for some reason, his legs trembled unconsciously.

Qin Mengyan found out that he was wrong, and frowned: "Hey, isn't it? If you drop the chain at a critical moment, don't blame my aunt and grandmother for turning my face against you! Take out your usual cheap energy! Don't worry, my dad is a very talkative person." ”

Xu Moqiu took a deep breath and straightened his clothes in the rearview mirror: "Uh...... No, I ...... Don't worry, I'm a hardcore actor. ”

"Don't be cannon fodder. As Qin Mengyan spoke, her right hand gently grabbed Xu Moqiu's arm, with a helpless expression, "Let you take advantage of it!"

The softness that came from his arm made Xu Moqiu almost go off, and he hurriedly chanted in his mouth: "Don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people, save the suffering and save the Guanyin Bodhisattva, Nan Wu, drink the Hello Na, and the night is ......."

Qin Mengyan raised her eyebrows: "What are you muttering? Let me relax! Why don't you just go to the door, I don't want you to go to the battlefield, look at you who are nervous, your back is straight! Raise your head, raise your chest, tuck your abdomen, and lift your buttocks! Yes, that's it, can the smile on your face not be so fake? Should you go to the memorial service?"

Xu Moqiu muttered in his heart: I'd rather go to the battlefield......

After grinding for a long time, she finally came to the gate, Qin Mengyan reached out and rang the doorbell by the door.

"Ding Dong"

Xu Moqiu's heart also followed this voice, the so-called son-in-law came to the door, to put it bluntly, he was judged as a cargo, turning over and over, inside and out, carefully investigating for a while, and even eager to put out the eighteen generations of your ancestors and analyze them thoroughly.

During this period, not only was he honestly afraid, trembling, and cautious as if he were walking on thin ice, but he also had to smile so as not to offend people.

Someone once said that the most hypocritical day in any man's life is the day when he first went to see his girlfriend's parents and relatives.

Although Xu Moqiu and Lun Mingyue are nominal husband and wife, they have not experienced such a stage, so nervousness, fear, apprehension, and panic are intertwined, giving him the urge to turn around and run away.

However, he knew that if he ran away today, his good days would come to an end. Not to mention teaching and educating people, even begging on the street is a problem. Even if he hides to the ends of the earth, the woman holding him will catch herself out and crush her bones and scatter ashes, and then feed the ashes to the dogs......

Qin Mengyan didn't fall into the well at this time, and comforted beside her: "Don't be nervous, you can treat it as your own home." ”

Xu Moqiu said secretly: The key is that my home is not so luxurious!

"Click", the gate punched in, and a middle-aged aunt wearing an apron of about fifty appeared in front of Xu Moqiu.

Unsure of the identity of the person in front of him, Xu Moqiu took a step forward, took her hand, and said excitedly: "Big ...... I'm Meng Yan's boyfriend Xu Moqiu, you can just call me Xiao Xu, of course you can also call me Xiao Mo, or Xiao Qiu. This is what I give you, and you must not shirk it if you are careful...... Not...... Auntie, what kind of skin care products do you use? The skin is so white, the complexion is so good, it's almost 30 this year, right?"

The first two sentences are still listening, but the last two sentences are too hypocritical! Qin Mengyan almost couldn't help but take off her high heels and slapped him directly on the head.

The aunt was also stunned by him, and it took a while to recover, crying and laughing: "Young man, I ......"

"Auntie, don't say anything, I understand!" Xu Moqiu stopped Qin Mengyan's slender waist and swore an oath, "Mengyan and I are sincere, please believe me." We will be very happy together. ”

"Actually, young man, I'm ......"

Xu Moqiu cut off again: "Auntie, don't worry, I really understand anything! Meng Yan is my goddess, she just wants the stars in the sky, I won't even frown, and I will take it down for her." ”

Can you let others finish speaking first? Qin Mengyan pinched Xu Moqiu's waist fiercely: "This is Mother Liu, the nanny invited by our family." ”

"Ah!" Xu Moqiu blushed, smiled, didn't know where to put his hands, touched his buttocks awkwardly, and said with a smile, "Mother Liu is so well maintained, at first glance I thought you were Meng Yan's sister......"

Mother Liu took the messy gifts in Xu Moqiu's hand and said with a smile: "Hehe, the young man is really good at talking." Yes, spirited, handsome! and our Meng Yan are simply a natural pair! Don't stand still, come in! How hot is it outside, Meng Yan, don't take Xiao Xu inside!"

"Oh, come in. I'll get you shoes. ”

Qin Mengyan bent down and pulled suitable slippers for him in the shoe cabinet. However, Xu Moqiu only looked around, didn't pay attention to the front at all, and subconsciously took a step forward and hit Qin Mengyan in front of him fiercely.

"Bah" Qin Mengyan was defenseless, her head hit the top of the shoe cabinet directly, and the strange feeling from behind her told her that she was taken advantage of by someone who didn't want Bilian!

There was a burst of anger, and he didn't give Xu Moqiu a chance to explain at all, so he looked up and pulled it over with a big ear scraper.

At this moment, a majestic voice sounded behind him: "Meng Yan, what are you doing?"

Then a tall, handsome middle-aged man with a stubble head and tank top shorts appeared behind her. The muscles on the man's body are as if carved by an artist. The whole person exudes a heroic spirit unique to Chinese men. Strong and handsome, the only fly in the ointment is that he only has one leg.

He is Qin Mengyan's father, Qin Tianzhu.

Qin Mengyan was startled, and immediately changed to touch, and stroked Xu Moqiu's face, with a gentle expression: "Look, there is sweat on your face." I'll wipe it for you!"

Xu Moqiu was sincerely afraid: "Thank you...... Thanks, let me do it myself. ”

Qin Mengyan snorted: "Oh, don't move!"

Xu Moqiu was terrified and didn't dare to move, so she had to let her rub it on her face.

Qin Tianzhu seemed to be a little unbearable: "Ahem, Mengyan, you go to the kitchen to help, young man, come! Come and sit." Talk to me. Don't be there, you love me, show affection. It gave me goosebumps all over the place. ”

"Okay. Qin Mengyan nodded, lowered her voice and warned Xu Moqiu, "What happened just now, my aunt and grandmother have written it down! If you don't want to die too ugly, give me a good performance in a while! Otherwise, ...... Hmph!"

Xu Moqiu nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, yes! You can put 10,000 hearts!"

Qin Tianzhu's voice came again: "What are you muttering? If the two love each other for a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight." Not tired?"

Qin Mengyan said in a sullen voice: "Oh, it's okay, he's here!"

In the middle of the living room, there was a ninety-inch-sized plasma TV, which was playing "Yuejiang News", Qin Tianzhu sat on the sofa, staring intently at the TV screen.

Qin Tianzhu seemed to be a little distracted, Xu Moqiu came to the side of the sofa, rubbed his hands and was slightly embarrassed, and he didn't know if he should sit or not for a while. Wouldn't it be rude to sit down......? It's a little uncomfortable to stand.

After being silent for about three minutes, Qin Tianzhu finally turned his head and said to Xu Moqiu: "Young man, what are you doing standing? Aren't you tired? Sit! Don't be so polite, just treat it as if you were in your own home." ”

"Okay! Thank you......" Xu Moqiu's mind instantly turned N more than one title, calling father-in-law? I always feel a little angry. It is estimated that he will be beaten by a father-daughter mixed doubles. Hehe, the end is not necessarily better than the previous one. After thinking about it, he finally called "Uncle Qin".

"Young man, don't be restrained, come, smoke!" As he spoke, Qin Tianzhu took out a box of white sand cigarettes from his pocket, opened the lid, and gently flicked it at the bottom of the cigarette box, a cigarette flew out in the air, his mouth opened, he caught it steadily, lit it on the ground, and took a deep breath, "What is the young man's name?"

Xu Moqiu started smoking at the age of fifteen, and now he has been smoking for more than ten years, smelling the smell, his throat squirmed, in order to maintain his tall image of good conduct, he finally resisted the impulse in his heart, and said with a dry smile: "My name is Xu Moqiu." Thank you Uncle Qin, I don't smoke. ”

What are you going to do? If you want to smoke it, you can smoke it, what are you pretending to be at this time? Deliberately put eye medicine on my aunt and grandmother, right?

Qin Mengyan has been hiding at the door of the kitchen, pricking up her ears to listen to the movement outside, the plate in her hand has already been polished brightly, and it is not impossible to use it as a mirror. Hearing Xu Moqiu's hypocritical words, he immediately frowned.

Qin Tianzhu pushed the cigarette case forward: "Don't worry, Meng Yan is not here, let's smoke!"

"Hmm......" Xu Moqiu hesitated for a moment, but still rejected his kindness, and swore an oath, "Uncle Qin, I really don't smoke! Really, whoever smokes is a dog!

As soon as these words came out, the cigarette that Qin Tianzhu had just put to his mouth was instantly unfragrant.

Qin Mengyan was even more angry that she almost didn't eat the plate! Xu Moqiu's words were completely scolding his own old man! Without thinking about it, he knew that this guy must have done it on purpose!

Okay, you slut, Xu! Wait for me!

Qin Tianzhu depressedly extinguished the cigarette butt in his hand in the ashtray, pushed the pot of tea on the coffee table that had been brewed before, and said in his mouth: "Drink tea." ”

There were two empty cups in front of him, and he deliberately didn't do anything, just to test the improvisation ability of the young man in front of him.