Volume 2 Super Teacher Chapter 109 The Hairy Foot Son-in-law (II)
It turned out that Xu Moqiu really disappointed him again.
I saw him take the teapot with a smile, take a deep breath, loosen the tie around his neck, pick up the teapot with his right hand, raise his head suddenly, "grunt", in less than a minute, a whole large pot of tea was directly drunk by him.
Smacked his lips, and in order to avoid embarrassment, he swallowed the tea residue in his mouth directly into his stomach.
"Hiccup...... Not bad, not bad. Make-do, make-do. Xu Moqiu was burping while commenting on the tea.
Qin Tianzhu subconsciously pulled out a piece of paper from the carton and handed it over, Xu Moqiu caught it, wiped his mouth, and smiled at him: "Thank you." ”
My daughter is all over the country, why did she find such a guy with low emotional intelligence?
For a long time, Qin Mengyan's lifelong event has been a piece of his heart. She is 27 years old this year, and she has never even had a boyfriend, this girl has been rebellious since she was a child, and she has serious violent tendencies, although there are many suitors, but almost none of them have a good end, Qin Tianzhu saw several handsome young men beaten into transformers by her!
Over time, rumors began to circulate that his daughter was gay. This made Qin Tianzhu very annoyed, the so-called no wind and no waves, what his daughter was like, Qin Tianzhu also knew it in his heart...... After a long period of overt and covert visits, not to mention, he really found some clues.
Once, Qin Mengyan carelessly forgot a mobile hard drive in the living room, Qin Tianzhu opened it intentionally, and actually found a film of a woman in it! And it's not one or two! Although it didn't obviously mean that her daughter was gay, it also made Qin Tianzhu so anxious!
But with Qin Mengyan's character, if he had an obvious showdown with her, he might cause some serious results.
So I can only be in a hurry, just some time ago, suddenly a young man sent his daughter back in the middle of the night, Qin Tianzhu was very excited! Lonely man and widow, in the middle of the night, the two of them are not related, you have to say that their relationship is pure, Qin Tianzhu cut off his head and give you a night pot!
Sure enough, under his repeated questioning, the daughter admitted her relationship with that person.
In the end, Qin Tianzhu forced him to die, and Qin Mengyan had to promise to bring him back to see his parents on the weekend.
It is said that people are always greedy, and there is no end to desire.
Originally, Qin Tianzhu was already very happy that his daughter had a boyfriend, but in addition to being happy, he suddenly felt that our daughter was beautiful and fragrant, and her appearance and figure were first-class, so how could she have to make someone worthy of her?
The appearance of the young man in front of him was passable, but his performance made him very depressed......
He wanted to smoke this depressed, but just put his hand next to the cigarette case, and suddenly remembered Xu Moqiu's words just now, and suddenly changed his movements, just moving the cigarette case.
Xu Moqiu was good at observing words and feelings, and hurriedly took out a cigarette from the cigarette case: "What, Uncle Qin, smoke!
Lest he still be at ease, he volunteered: "I'll go and sentry for you!"
Sentry! I'll let you whistle with a turnip! Auntie can't see it, don't you have long ears? Qin Mengyan was so angry that her teeth itched, and she secretly cursed in her heart: Xu slut, wait, your good days are coming to an end.
Qin Tianzhu waved his hand at him: "No." ”
"Come on, come on, smoke one!" Xu Moqiu still didn't give up, and handed the cigarette to his mouth with a courteous face.
"Hmm...... Let's smoke one! "The cigarettes were handed to his mouth, if he shirked it again, it would be a little too much, Qin Tianzhu 'reluctantly' put the cigarette to his mouth, snapped, Xu Moqiu took out a lighter from his pocket and lit it and handed it over.
Seeing that he took out the lighter from his pocket, Qin Tianzhu suddenly felt funny, and pushed the cigarette case to Xu Moqiu's side again: "Young man, you smoke it too! Don't be afraid! With me here, Meng Yan won't do anything to you." Smoking is good for your physical and mental health, not only to exercise your lung capacity, but also to show off your true male qualities. ”
Xu Moqiu felt that he had already refused once, and if he refused again, it would definitely chill the old man's heart (you couldn't help it), so he took out a cigarette from the cigarette case with a smile, pretended to be very rusty and lit it, and said in his mouth: "Actually, I rarely smoke, and I usually only take two puffs when I am preparing for class and thinking about problems." ”
I believe you are a ghost!
When you walk into the house, you smell the smell of smoke all over your body, and the two joints of your index finger and middle finger are also smoked like bacon.
As a veteran smoker, Qin Tianzhu can be sure that the smoking age of this guy in front of him is at least ten years old!
Age is the generation gap, I couldn't find a topic for a while, and fell into silence again, the TV broadcast an advertisement for a certain brand of underwear, and both of them widened their eyes, as if they were watching with relish, but in fact, they were both absent-minded, and no one could see it.
Xu Moqiu kept Qin Mengyan's instructions in mind, took the initiative to find a topic, thought for a long time, pointed outside and said, "Uncle Qin, the weather is so good today!"
Qin Tianzhu nodded again and again: "Yes, yes!"
"Boom!"
God didn't seem to be able to stand it anymore, a thunderbolt on a sunny day shook the glass window "click" for a while, the two looked at each other, smiled awkwardly, and fell silent again.
This time, Qin Tianzhu took the initiative to say: "Your name is Xu Moqiu, are you surnamed Xu?"
Hearing this, Qin Mengyan, who was serving food to the dining room, almost fell to the ground, and said in her heart: The name has been shouted, could it be that he is still surnamed Chen? What is the old man thinking?
Xu Moqiu didn't feel anything wrong at all, and hurriedly nodded: "Yes, yes! Uncle Qin's clever calculation, it's simply Cao Cao's life, Zhuge resurrected! This has been guessed by you! Amazing, amazing! Niubi, Niubi!"
After a round of sycophancy, instead of making Qin Tianzhu feel comfortable, he felt that this young man's words and deeds were too exaggerated, and he was not as sincere as Qin Mengyan said. But after all, it was the first man his daughter brought home, so he tried his best to be pleasant: "I heard that Xiao Xu and Meng Yan are colleagues?"
"Oh, who did you listen to?"
Who else could this be?" Qin Tianzhu said in a sullen voice: "Meng Yan. ”
"Oh, yes, yes, yes, that makes sense, yes. ”
The mouth was full of perfunctory, so that Qin Tianzhu couldn't help frowning, and continued patiently: "Xiao Xu, how long have you been with Meng Yan?"
Xu Moqiu thought for a while and replied, "We...... To tell you the truth, Meng Yan and I were actually college classmates, and we got along a few years ago, but I didn't dare to tell you......"
"A few years ago?" Qin Tianzhu looked at Xu Moqiu's face, "Are you sure?"
"Of course!" Xu Moqiu didn't know that nerve was wrong, slapped the coffee table, and stood up, "When I was in college, Meng Yan and I fell in love at first sight, and at first sight I decided that she was the only one in my life, and my love for her was unswerving even if the sea was rotten, and she would not marry in this life! She was also dead set on me, and I would not marry in this life! Our love is like ......"
"Wait!" Qin Tianzhu didn't want to listen to his nonsense, so he interrupted him, "I don't doubt the relationship between you at all, but I want to know more now, where have you developed?"
After a pause, he added: "I'm like this, I speak more straightforwardly." Besides, you're adults too, so you're not embarrassed, are you?"
This question seems to be out of the ordinary! Xu Moqiu's mind spun quickly, and he said, "That's the step you think." ”
Lao Tzu is really a genius! Saying this answer, Xu Moqiu almost didn't stand up and applaud himself! Whether pure or not depends entirely on your old man's thoughts.
"Oh. Qin Tianzhu nodded, lit another cigarette, and then said a sentence that almost made Qin Mengyan who was passing by go berserk, "You go to bed and go to bed, but there is one thing you must remember, you must not wear a condom!"
Xu Moqiu didn't hear clearly for a while, and hurriedly nodded: "Yes, yes! One is not safe, sometimes I wear two! And they are all thick." ”
Qin Tianzhu frowned: "What?"
Xu Moqiu hurriedly said, "Uh...... Actually, two is not safe, sometimes I wear three!"
"Then what's going on!" Qin Tianzhu slapped the table and stood up, his eyes widened angrily, "How old are you? You tell me? Hmm? Don't you think about the future?"
Xu Moqiu didn't seem to react yet, and said with a smile: "Uh...... What do you mean ......"
Qin Tianzhu peeked in the direction of the kitchen and lowered his voice: "It's Meng Yan who doesn't want it, right? But you kid won't do anything? Do you have to rely on her? I'll tell you secretly, you buy two pins to puncture the sleeve! You can also change the medicine to vitamins! As long as she is pregnant at that time, she will not be able to bear her!"
Why is this so familiar? Xu Moqiu thought about it carefully, Damn! Old Man Lu also said something similar before!
"Think about it, I'll go to the toilet. Take the cigarette on the coffee table yourself. I can't hold it back!" Qin Tianzhu hugged the cardboard box and went straight to the bathroom with a cane.
There was no one around, Xu Moqiu, who was used to indulgence on weekdays, gradually forgot the etiquette of being a guest in someone else's house, leaned on the sofa, rested his feet directly on the coffee table, held the apple on the table in one hand, "Click" gnawed like a moth, and began to choose his favorite program with the remote control in the other hand.
The apple was half gnawed, thrown aside, a cigarette popped out of the cigarette case, and immediately swallowed the clouds and spitted out the fog, the ashtray was placed farther away, he was like a lazy patient with advanced cancer, paralyzed in the sofa and reluctant to move, and with a flick of his hand, the cigarette ash was bounced everywhere.
"Xu Moqiu, you are very leisurely! Like a landlord, do you want the little girl to beat your legs?"
A gust of fragrant wind hit, Xu Moqiu turned his head, and happened to meet Qin Mengyan's eyes with an angry face.
Qin Mengyan was so angry that she was so angry that she was 10,000 dissatisfied with the performance of this dead man! If it weren't for her own home, she would have kicked and waited for her to go over!
Xu Moqiu hurriedly sat up straight, extinguished the cigarette butt on the coffee table, brushed away the cigarette ash that fell on the sofa, and blew hard, and suddenly the cigarette ash in the room flew everywhere. coughed and said with a smile: "Meng Yan, are you done?" Are you tired, are you thirsty, do you want to go to the toilet?"
Qin Mengyan hugged her arms and sneered: "Do you know what the one thing I want to do most now?"
Looking at the delicate and charming figure, Xu Moqiu swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "This ...... I'm not a casual person. ”
"Grandma can't wait to dismantle you! Then throw it into a blender and make it into meat sauce, and then make it into meat buns to feed the dogs!"
The more Qin Mengyan thought about it, the more angry she became, and she reached out to pull Xu Moqiu's ears, but her feet slipped and fell directly on Xu Moqiu's thighs.
"Ahem!" Coincidentally, Qin Tianzhu's coughing sound came from behind him at this time.
Qin Mengyan suddenly panicked, and hurriedly got up from Xu Moqiu's body, her pretty face turned red to the base of her neck.
Qin Tianzhu had a serious face: "Meng Yan, you ...... There must be a degree to everything! There are still people out there? How can you be on the couch...... Well, the young man is angry, and I can understand that. If you can't help it, you can go to your room!