"Lu Ziqiao???"

When I recognized the guy who patted me on the back, I was stunned for a moment.

"??? handsome guy, we know each other?"

Lu Ziqiao was also stunned!

I've been in the rivers and lakes for so many years, and this little brother in front of me has no impression at all!

But looking at the banknotes in my hand, Lu Ziqiao swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and calculated from his heart!

"Oh!! I remember!"

Lu Ziqiao patted his head, revealing an expression of sudden realization.

I also used this expression when I was doing analytic geometry.

"Oh yes, dude, I want to kill you!I want to kill you!!"

Lu Ziqiao hugged me all of a sudden, and that feeling was like a long-lost father and son.

Yes, I'm Dad!

"Hey, hey, pay attention! It's not so familiar, let's be honest! Don't touch my grandpa Mao!"

Pushing Lu Ziqiao away, I watched his eyes wander, observing back and forth on the banknote in my hand.

Big brother, I feel like you've counted out all the money I have in my hand!

"Do you remember my brother?"

"Sorry, I know, I don't know ......"

"You're not familiar with me!"

He looked excited, as a veteran fan of the TV series, I don't know the crooks in your heart!

You must have taken a fancy to my Grandpa Mao!

"Tell me what my name is. ”

Oh, I'm going to fight with you Lu Ziqiao today who is the No. 1 Northeast fool on the beach!!

"Your name is ...... It's called Blackie!"

If it's a person, you just call Xiao Hei!

“no。 ”

"Then you must be Xiaomei~"

Beautiful, you're a big-headed ghost, you're beautiful!

"None of the genders are right, sorry, I still have something. ”

"Oops, hey, I remember!

Xiaohua: Why don't you say Cuicui Cuihua Bingbing!

"Oh, my good brother ~ Brother I've been messing around for too long, the rivers and lakes are sinister, it's difficult for my brother to make a living, I really can't remember my brother's name......"

"Alas, you forgot, I'm Yanzu......"

Satisfy me! Lu Ziqiao! Shout out loudly! Let my Yanzu's appearance be comforted!

"Yanzu, don't you look like it?"

??? don't you want to cheat money anymore?

I glared at him dissatisfied, and Lu Ziqiao slapped his head again!

"Oh yes, yes, yes!

My little swallow, you shovel! When did you have such a guy on the shore of Daming Lake!

"Xiao Yanzi, you know that I haven't seen you for so many years! brother, how much I miss you!"

Don't call it Little Swallow, okay!

"Hikoko...... In fact, my brother has ...... in recent years It's not a good mix...... Brother, I'm ...... Sick ......"

The beauty lowers her eyebrows, and the gentleman is especially pitiful.

Ziqiao wants to cry, and he must cheat money.

"Ah...... What's wrong with you, Little Joe!"

Hehehehe, let the shore of Daming Lake and Tongquetai collide fiercely!

"Little ...... Little Joe?"

"What's the matter, Little Joe, have you forgotten our relationship back then!"

"I ...... I've never liked a man......"

Lu Ziqiao was stunned.

"What do you think! I'm talking about worshipping Guan Gong back then! I'm your Yanzi, and you're my little Qiao. ”

"Uh...... Oh, yes, yes, yes, I'm Little Joe! I'm your little Joe's brother!"

Then he was on top of me again.

"Xiao Yanzi...... My brother's illness...... Since childhood...... So many years...... I've been afraid to tell others...... In fact, when I was very young, I was regarded as an ominous ...... by the villagers because of my weak health."

"Little Joe, aren't we small. ”

"What ??? you want?

Lu Ziqiao was stunned again.

"Yes, did your little aunt come out to be an actress. ”

"Ang ......"

"You love flying chess. ”

"Ang ......"

"You have a veterinary license. ”

"You know that!"

"You are Sichuan, yes ~ young man, long and hard is very good (translation: this sentence is to praise the young man for being handsome and talented)!"

"You still say...... Sichuan dialect!!"

Lu Ziqiao was completely stupid.

"That's it~ I was originally a fellow countryman~ Do you know that I'm a long?"

"You...... Where are you ......?"

"I'm your buddy (good buddy), I'm a good buddy!"

"Oh! I said! I met my fellow countryman! I am you good brother!"

In the end, we hugged each other and laughed heartily.

He's laughing, laughing a little dazed, I'm laughing, laughing he's smiling a little dazed.

You may ask me why I speak Sichuanese.

In fact, not only Sichuan, but also all the dialects of all provinces in the country!

I've been playing League of Legends for two lifetimes, and if I don't learn a few dialects, then sometimes I can't even understand when others spray me!!

How can you bear it!!

Hahaha I'm such a genius!!

Is this what life feels like!!

Erniu's house.

"Dali! I'm back! You haven't eaten yet, I went to the restaurant and fried a few dishes and brought them back!"

I pushed open the door and shouted vigorously to eat.

"Hey, hey~ It's amazing~ I just thought about your little friend, I forgot about my sister!"

Sister Yifei pushed vigorously and looked at me with a sad face.

Teacher Hu! You are a teacher, not a drama spirit!

Vigor's face is slightly red.

"What are you doing down, so long. ”

"I'll help you get a job when I'm doing errands. Little Joe, come in. ”

"Ahem, beautiful ladies, hello, I'm Lu ...... Ziqiao, you can also call me by my name in the rivers and lakes, Lu Xiaobu, my English name is Ziqiao Lu, I am a noble European royal blood, I-"

"Good brother, what's the matter?"

"No! I didn't eat! I'm hungry!"

I opened the lunch box and set it up, and called everyone to hurry up and eat, there is still a busy afternoon.

Of course, the main reason is that he is afraid that Lu Ziqiao will blow too hard and delay things......

"Yifei! I'm back Yifei!"

Yes, this style of painting is Mr. Zeng.

"Yifei! I have something to say to you!"

Teacher Zeng ran in and glanced at us.

"Do you still have my share?"

Teacher Zeng pointed to himself.

I took out a pair of chopsticks and showed that I still love you.

"Momoda~"

Teacher Zeng kissed me!?

Well, I regret it.

"Yifei, I have something to say to you. ”

"Tell me, don't you see that you're still busy after eating. ”

"You're the chief director...... But you also have to be a team!!"

“so？”

Sister Yifei looked at Teacher Zeng with a confused expression.

"That's right, I'm the host, not the announcer!!"

“…… Almost......"

"There is a difference!!A big difference!!Tiezhu asked me to be the host!Because he wants me to control the whole process of the wedding!"

"But I'm the chief director, don't you also belong to me. ”

"Good...... Good...... But the day before yesterday, I remember to show you my speech and my plan...... Why are you having this wedding today...... Isn't there some over-the-top ......?"

“……”

"You haven't read it yet, have you!!You definitely haven't read it yet!!"

“…… But I don't think it's suitable for this wedding...... The country has said that it will not be able to be used after liberation!"

"But it's better than your animal carnival! What are you doing with so many animal clothes!"

Teacher Zeng pointed to a large pile of strange clothes on the side.

"Don't talk to you about turtle theory. ”

"But the groom is my roommate! I want to give him a perfect wedding with no regrets, and normal human beings!"

"The bride is my sister who has been together since college, and I don't allow her wedding to be featureless!"

"But your so-called features are going crazy on the balcony right now!

Yes...... The killers on the balcony were immersed in their own music world and couldn't extricate themselves, and Dali and Ziqiao and I all felt very good.

"Say it as if it were your good!

"That's tradition! And you don't need to worship heaven and earth to go to the grave!!"

"I'm sorry, I've changed it to a Western-style wedding, the priest is on his way, this wedding will be very holy~"

"What about my role!"

"It's a hot spot. ”

Teacher Zeng almost didn't catch the chopsticks in his hand, he covered his heart tightly!

Teacher Zeng: Your body is important!

I'm ready to pinch someone!

"As a director, you have to consider everyone's feelings!!I've advertised on the show!!My fans will come!!"

"Those pickles of yours. ”

"I! I ——"

"Emma, this shredded potato is so delicious!"

I said it silently.

"Really, I'll try it. ”

Yifei and Teacher Zeng ate in unison.

You're hungry and quarreling!

Sure enough, filling your stomach is the most important thing than anger.