The next day, Lu Bao'er was rarely the last to get up, looked at the time, it was almost ten o'clock, rubbed her eyes and muttered: "Is the third sister swollen and still up?" ”

At this moment, Lu Qianqian and Xu Moqiu slept soundly, not to mention that they spent a lot of physical strength last night, after Lu Mingyue left in the morning, the two of them reviewed their homework again, and they were exhausted, so it was not surprising that they slept until noon.

The little clever ghost Lu Baoer has never been in the habit of knocking on the door, and is ready to surprise this third sister who is still sleeping lazily.

Gently opening the door, Lu Baoer put her head in, and was stunned.

There are one, two, three, four, four feet on the bed!

Is this swollen fat four?

My sister has become a monster?

Could it be that he was a flower thief? While my sister was asleep, he slept next to her? Thinking about it, it seems that this is really possible. Oh my God, this beast must be punished severely.

Looking around, I felt a baseball bat behind the door, and I held it in my hand, which was very good and heavy.

tiptoe to the side of the bed, take a deep breath, lift the quilt suddenly, and pull it down with a stick.

"Hum", the stick with a sound of breaking the air, Xu Moqiu, who was still asleep, was hit with a stick on his forehead, snorted, and was directly knocked out. It can be seen how fierce this stick is.

Lu Qianqian, who was next to her, woke up and saw Lu Bao'er holding the murder weapon, and hurriedly shouted: "Bao'er, stop it!"

"Sister, you're scared! I'll help mud beat and introduce a cauliflower thief!" Lu Bao'er didn't see who the person on the bed was at all, so she pounced directly, punched and kicked, and yelled, "Even let you bully my sister!

"Bao'er!" Lu Qianqian hurriedly hugged her from behind, although she didn't know how to explain, she still stubbornly said, "He's not a flower thief, he's ...... He's Xu Moqiu!"

"Ang?stinky briquettes?" Lu Baoer looked stunned, and quickly turned on the light to take a look, and sure enough, it was him!

was stunned for a moment, looked at Lu Qianqian, who was only wearing underwear, and then glanced at Xu Moqiu, who was on his shoulder, and asked, "Is he swollen and pinching on your dripping bed?"

How could he be in his own bed?

This question is a good question, and it is a famous young talent girl in Yuejiang University, and I don't know how to answer it at all.

"Boa, we're actually, um, uh......"

Lu Qianqian didn't know how to answer, Xu Moqiu rubbed her swollen forehead and sat up: "Hiss...... Ahh

This sudden blow directly shattered his dream, and it also came with a fist-sized green bag.

"Is the mud swollen in my sister's bed?"

A burst of shouts sounded in his ears, Xu Moqiu was suddenly startled, it was Lu Bao'er! How could this little witch be in the room?

Now it's the end of the calf! Let her big mouth catch her in bed, I'm afraid something big will happen! Don't shake it out in minutes?

Xu Moqiu's mind spun quickly, and he blurted out a lie: "I...... Yes, sleepwalking, it's an old problem. I was sleeping downstairs in the firewood room, so I wondered, why did I sleep here?"

"Sleepwalking?" Lu Bao'er kept slapping the stick in her hand and sneered, "Is that pig brain in the mud puppet Su Su Zhe?"

"Bao'er, it's really sleepwalking, I still have a certificate from a big hospital at home......"

Lu Bao'er's eyes widened, and she said word by word: "Even!8! Letter!"

Lu Qianqian hurriedly said: "Bao'er, I really have nothing to do with him, we just lay down together." ”

But when she said this, even she didn't believe it. Lonely men and widows, all lying together, nothing has happened?

"Hmph!" Lu Bao'er snorted lightly, pointed at Xu Moqiu and asked, "Then is there a strawberry mark on his swollen neck?"

"Uh......" Xu Moqiu's eyes rolled, "Actually, I made it myself!"

Lu Bao'er looked disdainful: "Take a look at the mud and take a look at two more puppets." ”

As a result, Xu Moqiu really pulled two out, and it looked much the same.

"Count the birds, 8 is honest, and even go to call my sister. Lu Baoer climbed up.

"Don't!" Lu Qianqian quickly got up from the bed and stopped in front of Lu Bao'er.

At this moment, her heart is extremely complicated, and she was actually caught by her sister! What is this called?

Xu Moqiu also hurriedly grabbed her arm: "Bao'er, don't be impulsive, we have something to discuss......

"Hmph, hum, nit!" Lu Bao'er stretched out her chubby fingers, pointed at Lu Qianqian, and then pointed at Xu Moqiu, and suddenly said, "If you want to keep a secret, you have to agree to a condition." ”

Sure enough, if she didn't take the opportunity to extort some benefits, she wouldn't be Lu Bao'er.

This time, Xu Moqiu was also refreshed, squeezed his face, and said flatteringly: "Then you say, you just want the stars in the sky, and I will take them off for you." ”

"Who is rare?" Lu Bao'er pursed her lips, sat on the edge of the bed, and said to herself, "Hey, even feet are a little 8 comfortable." ”

Xu Moqiu didn't understand what she meant, and hurriedly squatted in front of her: "I'll give you a massage." ”

Lu Baoer twisted her neck again: "Your shoulders seem to be a little sore......"

Next to her, Lu Qianqian hurriedly got started: "Sister will rub it for you." ”

The two of them are like serving Lafayette, where do they dare to complain?

Lu Bao'er shouted in her heart! At the same time, she had an even more wonderful idea in her heart!

Carrying one leg on Xu Moqiu's body, his head rested on Lu Qianqian's chest, one hand picked at the sheets, and said in his mouth: "Mind it, even if it's too boring recently." There are also Shenma entertainment programs. Briquettes, you go to participate in a martial arts competition to recruit relatives, make you happy, and occasionally help you keep secrets. ”

What? Are you really going to participate in the Narausz contest to recruit relatives?

Xu Moqiu's original idea was to wait for these people to get together, make two barrels of gasoline and set fire to them with the blind face, and when they were in chaos, then fish in troubled waters and take the eldest lady away.

Now Lu Baoer actually wants to participate in the competition to recruit relatives by herself.

"Bao'er, I think it's ...... thing."

"Mud 8 go count the birds!" Seeing his reluctance, Lu Baoer kicked him away, turned over and got up, and was about to leave.

Xu Moqiu hurriedly grabbed her and said with a smile: "Bao'er, don't panic." Go, when did I say I couldn't go? I just wanted to say, this is ...... That's what I actually thought from the beginning. ”

"Really?" Lu Bao'er looked incredulous, and held her hand in Xu Moqiu's ear, "When the time comes, the mud sauce is purple ......"

"Huh!?" After listening to Lu Bao'er's words, Xu Moqiu instantly turned into a bitter gourd face, "Bao'er, you are too ......"

Lu Bao'er sank her face: "The mud seems to be a little 8 happy?"

"Of course not! I mean, your idea is really ...... It's great! If you appear like this, you must be dead!" Xu Moqiu said this very against his will, and he was not afraid of being thundered by the sky.

"Of course, even the genius prodigy pinched!" Lu Bao'er looked smug and waved her hand, "Then it's so fixed on the bird, even just now the god horse Dumu saw it, go to the bird first! ”

Eat? Where can I still eat?

Watching Lu Bao'er jump and leave, Lu Qianqian and Xu Moqiu smiled bitterly at each other. I was almost caught by Lu Mingyue last night, I thought it would be fine, but I ended up killing a Lu Baoer early in the morning.

"That, I...... Go down first, and I'll bring you something to eat in a moment." Lu Qianqian was bored and dressed.

Xu Moqiu shook his head: "No, I'll solve it myself, you just act as if nothing happened, so as not to arouse suspicion." ”

"Then I'll go down first. Lu Qianqian had just taken two steps, and suddenly fell back, hooked Xu Moqiu's neck, and imprinted her red lips.

The sound of "click" slippers sounded at the door again, and the two were taken aback again, and Xu Moqiu got into the cabinet very skillfully.

"Qianqian. Lu Caidie's voice came from outside the door.

Xu Moqiu is about to cry, is there still an end? The eldest lady is gone, Lu Bao'er is here, Lu Bao'er is gone, and now the second miss is coming again? Who should be next? Do you want anyone to play?

"Ahh

Hearing the second sister's voice, Lu Qianqian hurriedly responded: "Ah! I'm here." ”

Lu Caidie pushed the door and walked in, and said with a strange expression: "Why don't you come down for a long time? ”

"Uh...... I, just ...... In the ...... of grooming"

"Are you sure you're grooming?" Lu Caidie said, pointing to her unkempt hair.

"I mean, I'm going to freshen up. With that, he hurriedly went into the bathroom.

"Oh, hurry up then. Lu Caidie said, sat on the edge of the bed, and picked up the magazine next to her.

The two thighs covered with black silk happened to be clearly visible through the crack in the wardrobe door, and Xu Moqiu suddenly had a strong urge to go up and touch it!

Lu Caidie didn't seem to be very interested in Lu Qianqian's books, so she casually flipped through them and put them aside, looked around, and suddenly stopped her eyes on something on the bedside table.

It was a box of cigarettes, and a lighter with an image of the L-woman on it.

Lu Caidie walked over, picked up the lighter and looked at it, and glanced around with a suspicious face. If I am not mistaken, this kind of vulgar lighter is Xu Moqiu's favorite.

Just as Lu Qianqian finished freshening up and walked out of the bathroom, Lu Caidie knocked on the bedside table and asked tentatively: "Qianqian, ...... Smoking?"

"Ah!?" Lu Qianqian realized that she was holding Xu Moqiu's lighter in her hand!

Damn! I forgot about this! I pretended not to care, and said, "Hmm...... When I'm in a bad mood, I smoke two. Very few of those ......"

In order not to make her suspicious, Lu Qianqian took out a cigarette from the cigarette case and lit it, and took a puff pretendedly, but she had no experience, and she smoked too hard, choking her tears and coughing violently.

Seeing Xu Moqiu's distress.

Lu Caidie gently patted her on the back: "Hey...... You little girl, even if you feel uncomfortable, don't spoil your body!"

"Ahem...... I ......" Lu Qianqian couldn't say that she was bitter, and it took a long time to breathe, so she quickly put out the cigarette and waved her hand, "Forget it, let's go down first." ”

Lu Caidie didn't say anything more, followed her out, when she passed by the bedside and saw something, she seemed to think of something, glanced in the direction of the cabinet, stopped for a moment, and walked straight out.

Downstairs, Lu Baoer looked out the window, tearing and chewing steamed buns, while muttering in a low voice: "Third sister porridge briquettes, eldest sister porridge briquettes, second sister also porridge briquettes, and Sister Mengyan, Sister Mengjiu...... Occasionally, porridge briquettes?"

Lu Mingyue, who was sitting on the sofa in the corner, glanced at her, frowned, and said, "Bao'er, where are you reciting the scriptures? Do you eat it or not? If you don't eat it, feed it to the pigs. ”

Lu Bao'er glanced at Lu Zhe, who was sitting on the sofa in a daze: "Na, pig, sister said to mud." Hurry!"

This kid is obviously thinking about his goddess again, but unfortunately, the phone was taken away, and he can't do anything else now except think about it.

was hit by a steamed bun, Lu Zhe finally came back to his senses: "Huh?

Lu Bao'er pushed the plate of steamed buns and lifted Erlang's legs: "Mu Youshenma is not good at dripping, give mud, call mud and mud and eat it all! ”

When Lu Zhe heard this, he hurriedly sat down: "Okay, I just haven't eaten enough." ”

Lu Bao'er snorted, ignored him anymore, picked up the comic book next to him and read it.

Li Shiwen got up from the bed, it was already three poles in the morning, rubbed her sleepy eyes, and as soon as she opened the curtains, she saw a figure flickering by, and was taken aback: "Who?"

As he spoke, he grabbed the flower pot next to him and smashed it directly.

The flower pot was empty, Xu Moqiu easily caught it, waved his hand and said, "Don't be excited, it's me." ”

Seeing that it was him, Li Shiwen was even more annoyed: "Why are you peeping at me early in the morning? Do you believe that I poke you blind in the eyes?"

"Conscience of heaven and earth, I came to discuss things with you, who knows that you haven't gotten up yet. ”

"Oh. Li Shiwen nodded, "Then you can come in." ”

Xu Moqiu looked at her who was only wearing a three-point style, and even most of the shoulder straps had slipped off, and swallowed: "No, sister, don't you think there's anything wrong?"

"What's wrong? What's wrong?" Li Shiwen didn't seem to notice it yet, until a gust of wind blew, her body was cold, and she shivered involuntarily, and pulled the curtain over, and couldn't help but curse in her mouth, "Damn! ”