Li Shiwen quickly put on her clothes, scratched her unkempt hair at the glass window, and coldly said to the people outside the window: "Come in." ”

As soon as Xu Moqiu walked in, before she sat down, Li Shiwen began to count down: "You said that you are also a teacher, early in the morning, can you do some personnel?"

"It's still early in the morning?" Xu Moqiu rolled his eyes, "See for yourself, what time is it now?" As a bodyguard, it's just a matter of occupying the magpie's nest. Do you have a bit of a work ethic? Like you, your employer burps and you're still dating men in your dreams!"

"Okay, okay, don't talk nonsense!" Li Shiwen waved her hand impatiently, "Say, what should I do next?"

Xu Moqiu lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and said with a serious face: "I plan to participate in the martial arts competition to recruit relatives." ”

"What?" Li Shiwen stood up and touched Xu Moqiu's forehead, "You had a high fever last night and your brain burned out?"

Xu Moqiu knocked off her hand: "What kind of high fever? I mean really." ”

Li Shiwen leaned back against the windowsill, stared at his eyes for a long time, and said, "I want to know what made you make such a stupid decision." ”

"Uh...... Don't you think this can show my manhood even more?" "You can't tell me about being caught and raped in bed, right?" Xu Moqiu showed off the muscles on his body, and he was very unwilling.

"Then you tell me, what's the point of us bothering to sneak in?" Li Shiwen was very annoyed, and suddenly had an urge to slap his head with high heels.

"Uh......" Xu Moqiu flicked his head in embarrassment, "Don't you think it's very exciting?"

"Stimulating, I'll stimulate your face!" Li Shiwen kicked him, "Tell me honestly, what are you planning?"

"I really didn't have any calculations, okay, don't talk about it, remember to keep it a secret for me, and you must not tell the eldest lady that I am here! Xu Moqiu said and retreated to the windowsill, and then returned to Lu Qianqian's room with ease.

Li Shiwen looked at Xu Moqiu's back, and suddenly remembered a very serious question - the eldest lady and the third lady slept in the same room last night, and he was also there, could it be ...... Damn! This little white face can do it! I still enjoy the blessings of Qi people!

……

Today's Yunmeng Manor is not an ordinary bustle, there are all kinds of vehicles parked everywhere, there are luxury cars worth millions of dollars, there are also rotten motorcycles worth hundreds of yuan, and there are even high-headed horses.

Some of them were brightly dressed and dressed as a social elite; some were dressed in tatters and unkempt, looking like a flower child; and there were also fat monks wearing robes and red faces, wrapped in Taoist robes and holding cigarettes......

Although there is a big difference in the identities of these people, they all came here with the same purpose - for the three beauties of the Lu family, and of course, the 200 million dowry.

In this day and age, who can withstand the double temptation of beauty and money? is a eunuch, and it is estimated that he has to rush over to join in the fun.

"Chen Laodao, you're a lot old, that thing has been dead for a long time, right? Why are you here to make a fuss? Go home and have fun with your birds, haha......"

"Ouch, isn't this a master of abstinence? You're a monk, I'm afraid it's not appropriate to come to participate in the martial arts competition and recruit relatives, right?"

"I'm helping Qiong very much in the beggars, and everyone who knows me will give way to me!Otherwise, hum ......"

The ring is set up in an open space outside the manor hall, the table is more than two meters above the ground, and the whole ring is about two hundred square meters, which can accommodate many people at the same time.

There are rows around the ring, all of which are seats, and in the middle of the stand, there is an old man with gray hair and a slightly chubby body, who is the current acting helmsman of the Lu family - Lu Lin.

Beside him, a woman wearing a red cheongsam, with a perfect S shape, and a mature woman all over her body, was waiting attentively. She is the concubine of Old Man Lu.

This woman also has a bit of a look, but the fat powder smell is too strong. But there are still many people who stretch their necks and look at her with squinting eyes.

Lu Jibo was wrapped in gauze, tied like a mummy, and lay on the chair next to him. His eyes were glazed, like a mentally retarded child. In the past two days, he has been hit quite hard, not to mention a little nervous breakdown, and he is also incontinent.

No, he's now wet from his crotch, apparently spilled out.

The registration office in the corner of the ring was crowded with people, Li Shiwen and Xu Moqiu hid in the corner with cold expressions: "Are you sure you want to do this?"

Xu Moqiu nodded: "Of course! What you have arranged, everything has been arranged?"

"No problem, I'm afraid you won't be able to do it. ”

"Just kidding, just them, I didn't pay attention to them at all!"

In the dressing room behind the stands, Lu Mingyue looked at Lu Qianqian, who was dressed up carefully, as if she was about to meet her lover, and said, "Qianqian, you seem to be ...... Don't look worried?"

Lu Caidie pretended to be next to him, and said: "Don't worry about it, it's better to dress up beautifully, let them break their heads and bleed, maybe they all end up together?"

Lu Qianqian hurriedly nodded in agreement: "Second sister is right. ”

Lu Bao'er blinked her eyes: "Just plain, say that 8 will be the prince of the white pig that will fall from the sky?"

"Why don't you say it's Ultraman?" Lu Mingyue replied in a muffled voice, glanced around, and asked, "Where did Xiao Zhe go?"

Speaking of others, Lu Caidie couldn't laugh or cry: "He, that dead kid has eaten steamed buns in the morning, and he is hanging bottles, hey...... Our little brother is really ......."

Poor classmate Lu Zhe, under Lu Baoer's flickering, insisted on eating the half plate of steamed buns, and almost didn't break his belly.

Lu Mingyue naturally knew who did the good deeds, and glared and said, "Bao'er, don't mess around in the future!" Romance 888

"He is stupid himself, he is a bird, and he is a bird, and he is a bird, and he is a bird, and he cares about you. Hmph!" "Today, Lu Baoer took back her bag, naturally she won't just sit like this, hold it for three whole days, how can she vent well.

The boiling water room next to it was very lively, looking at the waiters who kept carrying boiling water out and mixing tea for the audience, Lu Baoer's eyes rolled and she instantly had an idea.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, the ring was full of people, and everyone's eyes stayed on the three sisters of the Lu family who were dressed up. There was a greedy look in his eyes.

Such a beauty, what will be cheaper than those hairs? If you can hug left and right, you are willing to live twenty years less.

In the ring, it was soon filled with all kinds of people, some squatting in the corner and smoking, some leaning on the rope and scratching their crotch, and some jumping up and doing warm-up exercises, with strange postures.

Just when Old Man Lu was about to announce the start, suddenly the classic BGM of Qiao Feng's appearance in "Dragon Babu" sounded at the entrance, and the music was deafening, obviously with a subwoofer, and the sound almost penetrated the sky and echoed in the air for a long time.

For a moment, everyone's eyes were attracted and they looked over in unison.

The person who came was dressed very sharply, wearing a pig-faced hood on his head, wearing a bloated spacesuit that he didn't know where to go, carrying half of the raw pork on his left shoulder and a stereo on his right shoulder, and walking towards the ring with six unrecognizable steps.

"Hehe......" Lu Qianqian covered her mouth and chuckled, lest others find out the clues, so she quickly returned to normal, sat upright, looked straight ahead, and pretended to look at the ring as if nothing happened.

As everyone knows, the scene where she covered her mouth and chuckled happened to be seen by a crooked-necked young man in the audience, and she suddenly trembled like chaff: "Ah! The third lady smiled at me! It's so beautiful! My God, I'm so happy, I'm going to die...... Die...... Dead!uh......"

As soon as the words fell, his neck was crooked, his eyes rolled white, his feet kicked, and he swallowed very decisively.

Lu Qianqian didn't know that she smiled at all, so she let some people's souls return to Jiuquan, and looked at the strangely dressed guy with affection.

The man carrying the stereo in the audience threw half of the pork to the ground, and said in a hoarse voice: "I am the pig god, and the white pig prince is also, this is my dowry for the three young ladies." The three of them, I want them, where should you go back, where should you go back, don't be embarrassed here. ”

What the?

Half of the pork, he wants to marry the three beautiful young ladies of the Lu family? I'm afraid he's not mentally retarded? He really has a lustful heart and that lustful guts!

"Where did the sand sculpture come from? Do you think you are Qiao Feng if you carry a broken radio?"

"I think you're a pig brain! Come on, come on, get out, grandpa kicks you out all the!"

"That's it, I don't eat so much poop in the pit, and you still want to come and rob us of beautiful women? ”

"Hmph! a bunch of garbage!" Prince Charming tilted his head and carried a subwoofer on his shoulder, and was surrounded in an instant. Obviously, these people are planning to use him to practice his hands first, so that he knows that sometimes there is a price to pay for pretending to be excessive.

"Bang dang", with the sound of a gong.

The song that originally made people's blood boil suddenly changed: "Ahhh......hh That's Sheriff Black Cat!squeak, squeak—"

A piercing sound came from the stereo, and with him as the center, people within a radius of fifty meters covered their ears one after another. For a while, the cursing continued, and there were many irritable old men who threw stinky leather shoes and socks directly into the ring.

"Ahem, don't panic, everyone, it's just an accident, I'll change it back first, and then make a single loop, everyone get high together!" Prince White squatted on the ground and continued to fiddle with his subwoofer.

"Hey Nima, load a ball in front of your father!, give me death!" A man with a hemp pole next to him was very hot, and he raised his leg and kicked at him.

Who knew that this guy got up suddenly, reached out and took out a hammer from the black snakeskin bag on his waist, and without saying a word, his backhand was a hammer, which directly hit the kneecap of the man with a hemp pole.

"Click", a creepy crisp sound came, and the hemp man screamed, fell to the ground and began to roll on the ground.

The voice was terrible, as if his wife ran away with someone after the death of the whole family, and he was terminally ill, so that several people next to him who were eager to try took two steps back at the same time.

"Hey, vulnerable!" the prince waved his hand and shouted in a deep voice, "Who else is coming?"

Someone next to him was upset: ", you...... Why do you still use hidden weapons?"

"That's it, I'm waiting for those who practice martial arts, martial arts are the best! You're ...... It's too inferior!"

"Amitabha, it's good, it's good! ”

"What kind of bastard are you talking about? I obviously took it out openly, okay? Are you not convinced? Come, if you don't accept it, you will do it! Let's fight it alone!" The prince of the white pig made a move, and put on a posture of white crane wings.

"Mother, brothers, let's go together! Kill this hair, and then we'll fight the female...... Ahh

Before the man could finish speaking, the most heard sound of breaking the air came, and then his lips came into close contact with the cold hammer, and with a click, two front teeth with blood foam spurted out of his mouth, and the whole person fell on his back, covering his mouth and rolling on the ground.

With a hammer to put down a person, the prince of white pig became even more proud, slapped his hand on the buttocks, and shouted: "With your three-legged cat kung fu, you dare to come up and fight?

"It's so despicable, don't be afraid, his hammer is gone, let's go!" a short, thin man wrapped in a urea snakeskin bag stepped forward, raised his fist and slammed it at the white pig prince.

As a result, before the fist hit the person, he first had a close contact with a hard hammer, and with another click, the finger bones were instantly broken three, and before he could scream, the crotch of his pants was kicked again, and he immediately shrank into a ball and cried on the ground.

"Who told you that I only have a hammer?" the prince laughed evilly, and threw himself at the man next to him with his hammer, and for a moment the sound of bones breaking accompanied by a terrible scream floated over the ring for a long time.

Looking at the strange man in the ring, Lu Mingyue suddenly remembered what Lu Baoer said before, there can't be so many coincidences in this world. This ghost girl must know something, and wants to ask her about it, but where is there half a figure around?