Yang Goulin shot himself in the foot this time.

Not to mention that his head was opened, his camera was smashed by bricks, and most importantly, he had to fight against that mad dog of unknown origin!

It was hard for him, didn't he know that he had a natural fear of facing such a furry animal?

But the old man gave the order to die, and Yang Goulin had no choice but to pick up a stick, wrap himself tightly, and look around for the traces of the black dog.

Time passed quickly, and at twelve o'clock in the afternoon, the school bell rang on time.

The campus suddenly boiled, and the football field, basketball court, badminton court, and table tennis table were soon occupied by the legendary "Lying (Hungry) Dragon".

However, don't they know that exercise consumes a lot of physical energy and gets hungry faster?

Xu Moqiu still hadn't prepared a boxed lunch, so he walked towards the school cafeteria. With Lu Bao'er's reward yesterday, coupled with the two hundred oceans supported by Principal Wang, and the money in his pocket, Xu Moqiu's pace became a little brisker.

There are two canteens in the school, and the prices vary greatly, so for convenience, each canteen has opened two teacher windows, and it has launched a teacher package that is different from the student package.

Xu Moqiu asked for two servings of rice, ordered a green pepper shredded pork, a roasted white potato, fried shredded potatoes, braised eggplant, and a green vegetable tofu soup.

One person insisted on ordering at least two people's servings, looking at the plates piled up like a hill, the students and teachers in the past looked sideways and said in their hearts: Could this guy be a wild boar?

Chose a position by the window and sat down, and was about to start, when a fragrant breeze came, Xu Moqiu was taken aback, quickly picked up the dinner plate and shrank inside, turned his head, Qin Mengyan was holding the dinner plate, looking at himself with a strange expression.

Qin Mengyan took out a tissue and wiped it on the stool, and sat down: "What kind of expression do you have? As if you have seen a ghost, is your aunt so terrible? Or have you done something wrong?"

Xu Moqiu naturally didn't tell the truth, and said casually: "Oh, I thought someone was going to attack me from behind, conditioned reflex." ”

"You're afraid you don't have paranoia about being victimized, right?"

Xu Moqiu held a piece of fat meat the size of a palm in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Hmm...... Possibly!"

The two sat facing each other, the plates in front of them formed a stark contrast, Qin Mengyan only ordered a small portion of shredded pork with green pepper and half a portion of rice, which looked a little pitiful.

With a beautiful woman in front of her, Xu Moqiu ate quite uncomfortably at this meal, ten minutes passed, and the food on the plate did not decrease much, and when she was hesitating whether to let go of herself, Qin Mengyan suddenly stood up: "I'll go get a drink, what are you drinking?"

Xu Moqiu pointed to the small bowl of green vegetable and tofu soup: "Oh, no, I have soup." ”

At the moment when Qin Mengyan turned around, Xu Moqiu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, took a deep breath, and looked around, very good, no one paid attention to himself!

Suddenly picked up the dinner plate, his right hand seemed to be installed with clockwork, and slammed it into his mouth like a machine, and for a while the rice grains flew and the vegetable juice splashed, and the chewing sound of "chirp chirp" and the sound of "jingling bell" chopsticks and dinner plate were endless.

"Huh", the surrounding diners all set their eyes on Xu Moqiu, but he didn't notice anything wrong at all after eating too much, and now he only had one thought in his heart, that is, to eat up the food before Qin Mengyan came back, and then slip away.

Eating too well, Xu Moqiu completely forgot that this was in the cafeteria, not at home, and took the last bite of food into his mouth, and did not forget to stick out his tongue to lick the juice on the plate.

"Hiccup......" put down the dinner plate, Xu Moqiu touched his round belly, his face was comfortable, and he secretly said that he was happy. Raising her head, she found that Qin Mengyan had returned to the dining table at some point, holding two bottles of soda with straws in her hands, her small mouth was slightly open, and she was looking at herself with big eyes and a shocked expression.

At this moment, Qin Mengyan had only one thought in her heart: this guy went to participate in the competition, and he would definitely be able to break the Guinness World Record!

In less than two minutes away, he ate all the food that was like a hill!

It was too quiet, Xu Moqiu twisted his head and looked around, but seeing that everyone's eyes were on him, the picture seemed to be paused, and everyone was stunned.

Xu Moqiu stretched out his right hand and shook it in front of Qin Mengyan, who seemed to have been petrified: "Hey, do you want to be so exaggerated?"

Exaggeration?

Who the hell is exaggerating?

Qin Mengyan put the soda in her hand in front of Xu Moqiu, this guy was not polite at all, took it in his hand, threw away the straw directly, leaned his neck and poured it violently, a bottle of soda entered his stomach in less than five seconds.

Qin Mengyan suddenly had a way to hold him down and uncut him, to see if he had a long belly or a trash can under his neck, how could he be so pretended?

wiped his lips: "I've eaten well, what about you?"

"I ...... Well, it's good to eat. ”

The moment the two got up and walked out of the cafeteria, the pot suddenly exploded all around.

"Oh my God, is that guy a starving ghost reincarnated?"

"I think 80 percent of them have been abused! or they've been in there for a long time. ”

"No, I seem to remember that he is the new teacher in our high school, what is his name......

"The substitute ghost in the hell class?"

"It seems to be the hair. ”

......

Full of water and food, under the scorching sun, people have a strong sense of tiredness, Xu Moqiu just wants to find a place to sleep beautifully now.

Qin Mengyan deliberately kept a little distance from him, took a sip of soda, and looked into his eyes: "Xu Moqiu." ”

"What's wrong?"

"You...... Have you been abused before?"

"Don't talk nonsense! I had a wonderful childhood!"

"What about you...... Have you ever been there? or ......."

Xu Moqiu hurriedly interrupted her nonsense: "Hey! I warn you! You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense! I, Xu someone, have always been clean and self-conscious, and I have been rated as one of the top ten young candidates at the municipal level every year, and I still have a large stack of honorary certificates and awards at home, do you want me to show it to you?"

Qin Mengyan was speechless for a while: "Can you be a little more shameless?"

Because of the Friday holiday, the school announced that the class would be at half past one in advance, and after two classes, the cleaning would be done and gathered on the playground, and the head teacher would lead the team out of the school.

The moment they returned to the office, these teachers deliberately kept a distance from Xu Moqiu as if they had seen a plague god, especially Gao Yuanjun, who moved his desk to a place where no one was in the distance.

Xu Moqiu was embarrassed, but he couldn't say anything, returned to his seat, and began to think about what kind of gift he should prepare for Lu Bao'er.

I thought about it for a long time and didn't come up with anything, if an ordinary girl has a birthday, cakes, dolls, wind chimes and other things can fool the past, but she Lu Baoer is not an ordinary girl!

If you think about it carefully, the things she likes are also bizarre, to take the simplest example: everyone else raises cats and dogs, but she likes to raise toads, snakes, lizards and other things, but she can't keep them alive.

Forget it, let's talk about it then, anyway, there is still time to think about it.

Thinking that in the past two days, it seems that I haven't officially taken a Chinese class. Well, no, we have to get on track next week.

stood up, unconsciously came to the door of the class, looked through the glass on the door, and shook his head secretly: chemistry teacher Yu Fangyuan stood on the podium with a blank face, and the lesson plan in front of him was completely according to the book, and he read what was in the book, and the people in the audience were even more listless like a group of emotionless zombies.

Looking at it like this, he has given up on his class.

Xu Moqiu felt that it was necessary for him to find time to talk to him. As a teacher, it is really against the moral standards of a teacher to not even have the most important patience in the face of students.

As for those students, they naturally have to be strictly disciplined.

"Jingle bell" As the bell rang after school, the students suddenly became as excited as wild dogs, cleaning and cleaning, cleaning things and tidying up, and a few couples hiding in the corner and reluctantly talking about love.

Xu Moqiu, as the head teacher, came to his territory early, and this time the people in the first and third classes of high school came quickly and neatly, the boys stood on the left, the girls stood on the right, and the three stood in the middle in order to show their differences.

On the rostrum, Wang Mufang walked up to the podium in a formal suit, cleared his throat, and spoke at length into the microphone, listening to everyone drowsy, Xu Moqiu dared to bet that including the teacher, the people who listened to his words in his ears could definitely be counted on one hand.

I don't know how long I chattered, but I could only hear one sentence: "All of them, turn left!

The students suddenly felt like they had been beaten with chicken blood, and they came to their senses in an instant.

At the gate of Boya Middle School on Friday, it can be described as very lively, tricycles, vans, minibuses and other means of transportation are parked horizontally outside the school gate, several big men keep waving and greeting, and there are also a few luxury cars quietly parked in the corner.

Fruit sellers, barbecue sellers, and sorbet sellers are sweating like rain and shouting and selling are continuous, and there are even some ruffians with colorful hair and flowing clothes squatting on the edge of the flower beds, smoking inferior cigarettes, and their eyes are rolling around the schoolgirls.

The students walked out of the school gate in an orderly manner, and Xu Moqiu came to the guard room and launched his new car.

"Monitoring team, assemble!"

Liao Yibao was wearing a second-hand camouflage uniform that I didn't know where to go, with the words "Boya Middle School Supervision Team" printed on the back, a red armband on his arm, a rubber stick hanging from his waist, and a whistle in his mouth.

"Give you five minutes, get dressed, and go!"

While speaking, a tall man who was no less than Liao Yibao walked out with a bunch of bells and whistles in his uniform and distributed it to the members of the inspection team.

Looking at the oversized inferior clothing, Xu Moqiu simply put it on his body.

"Next, I appoint, physical education teacher Yang Goulin as the captain of the first team of the monitoring team, team members Tang Daduan, Liu Dahua, King Kong, Qin Mengyan, Xu Moqiu, your task is to check the Internet café near the school, once you find the personnel of the school, you will be arrested!"

"Roger!"

"The second team is led by me, and we ......"

Soon, after the grouping was completed, the members of the monitoring team twisted the accelerator one after another, only Xu Moqiu stood in the corner with an embarrassed face, and there was a bell in the front of the car, but unfortunately because of rust, he twisted it a few times, but he couldn't make a sound at all, so he had to give up.

Qin Mengyan's car was a light blue lady's mountain bike, and when she saw Xu Moqiu's car, she couldn't help but smile and said, "No, your car is so shabby?

"Hmph, fifty steps and a hundred steps of laughter!" Xu Moqiu's nostrils turned to the sky, with a look of disdain.

Qin Mengyan narrowed her eyes: "Oh, is it, do you want to compare?"