Volume 2 Super teacher Chapter 038 He's Sick Again
"Bao'er asked you for a gift?" Lu Caidie asked without raising her head.
"Uh...... Sort of. ”
"Heh, you're smart, you don't know what to send, so you came to trick me?" Lu Caidie leaned back in the chair, put her hands behind her head, and dangled her two thighs in black silk in front of Xu Moqiu.
Xu Moqiu was afraid that his ultimate skill would be activated suddenly, so he hurriedly tilted his head to the side, coughed and said, "Cough...... That's just a casual question, just ask. ”
Put on a layer of teacher's skin, and deliberately pretend to be high?
Lu Caidie knocked on the table: "Please look at me when you speak, this is the minimum respect between people." Besides, don't you like to watch it, and there's no one else around, what are you pretending?"
"It's nothing!Caidie, you really misunderstood me that time......"
"Misunderstanding?" Lu Caidie sneered, "Do you believe it yourself?"
This woman is really still holding grudges.
There is no need to waste words on things that cannot be explained.
Xu Moqiu stopped talking, looked at the time, and prepared to get up and leave.
"Well, this is a medicine for diarrhea, I'll open two more boxes for you, so you don't have to run to me every time." ”
Xu Moqiu took the medicine and thanked him a thousand times: "Thank you! Thank you, Caidie, you are simply the Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves suffering......
"Don't talk nonsense, don't you bring any money?"
"Ahem...... That one...... Actually, the weather was pretty good today, you see, that day, it was really blue, the clouds were so white, and the ......."
"Are you embarrassed to teach Chinese at your level?" Lu Caidie glanced at him and stretched out his right hand, "Thank you for your patronage, sixty-eight." ”
"Hmm...... In this way, bookkeeping, bookkeeping, and I ...... Let's end the knot at the end of the year!Or, go to your sister and ask for it!"
said that regardless of whether Lu Caidie wanted it or not, she ran away.
The office was empty, and it didn't take a second thought to know that these people were still fighting valiantly in the pit.
Thinking of the rabbit cubs in the class, Xu Moqiu felt a burst of anger in his heart, in less than two days, he entered the infirmary twice, and was pricked and swollen on both sides by Lu Caidie's personal vendetta, if this breath was swallowed like this, it was really unreasonable.
It's class time now, and Xu Moqiu plans to secretly go to see the situation inside first.
As soon as he walked to the door, he bumped into Liao Yibao.
Liao Yibao got up from the ground, rubbed his bare head, and said unhappily: "Teacher Xu, as a people's teacher, how can you sneak around and act like a thief?"
Xu Moqiu refused to give in at all: "Vice Principal Liao, please pay attention to your words, you are slandering a glorious people's teacher, do you believe it or not, I will sue you?"
"Hmph!" Liao Yibao snorted, and slapped a form in his hand on the table next to him, "Here's a form, you take it and fill it out and hand it over to the principal's office in a while." ”
Xu Moqiu speculated in his heart: What kind of thing? Could it be that he is ready to give me a promotion and a raise? Do you want to come so quickly?
If you look closely, you are completely overthinking.
It was an application to join the school's "monitoring team".
The so-called monitoring team is a department recently established by the school. The members are composed of teachers and school leaders, and their task is simple: to organize a team to inspect the Internet café, game hall, billiard room and other entertainment venues near the school on the day of the school holiday.
Any student who stays in these places and is caught will be taken back to the school for criticism and education, and if the circumstances are serious, their parents will be asked to take them back.
Today happens to be Friday, and there will be a holiday after the second class in the afternoon, so the monitoring team will definitely be dispatched.
"What, I only have a broken bicycle, so I won't participate, right?"
To join the monitoring team, there is a hard and fast rule, that is, you must have a car, and it must be a two-wheeled one, after all, it is convenient and easy to work.
"A bicycle is not a car?" Liao Yibao only said that Xu Moqiu was too timid to go, and said with a disdainful face, "Teacher Xu, this is a great opportunity to establish your prestige in front of students, as a big man, you can't be scared, right?"
"I don't have a choice, do you?"
"Of course, it is the responsibility and obligation of every teacher to contribute to the school, and you must not be without this ideological awareness, right?"
Yes, the words have come to this, if Xu Moqiu refuses again, it will be a bit too much to say. Very happily, he filled in his personal information on the application form and handed the form to Liao Yibao.
However, Liao Guangtou didn't mean to answer at all: "What are you doing?"
"What do you say?"
"You don't have long legs yourself?"
"You're okay anyway, you hand it over to me!"
"What are you kidding? I'm as busy as a dog, and you're still instructing me to run errands for you?"
Liao Yibao didn't give Xu Moqiu face at all, waved his sleeves, walked out of the office with a big stab behind his back, and began to patrol the corridors of all grades.
I have to say that although Liao Yibao's character is not good, he does have a lot of prestige among students, and as soon as he appeared, the originally noisy classroom immediately quieted down.
Liao Yibao is quite satisfied with this effect, but this is far from enough. His goal is to become the kind of devilish existence that everyone talks about and even pees his pants.
"You Teacher Xu, he's sick again...... So, this class, on sports, playground gathering!"
"Good!" a group of students applauded gloatingly, without the slightest pity.
The classroom of the third class of the first year of high school was empty, Xu Moqiu walked all the way to the playground along the stairs and found that Qin Mengyan was leading a group of students to practice throwing solid balls.
Beauty is really a popular object everywhere, and these hairs actually listen to her explanations one by one, and from time to time they will put forward their own opinions.
Xu Moqiu is not a fool, so naturally he will not run over to join in the fun. Otherwise, when the time comes, he will be smashed by a solid ball and have a concussion, and he will have no place to cry.
"Teacher Xu, Teacher Xu......"
Seeing classmate Wu Dalang waving at him from afar, Xu Moqiu pretended to bow his head and ignore it, but his pace quickened.
Not only is this guy ugly, but his conscience is also very bad! It's certainly not good to shout at himself. If you are familiar with the art of war, can you fall for him?
"Teacher Xu......"
The voice was somewhat familiar, as if it were some white toad calling. Xu Moqiu sneered in his heart, but still ignored it.
"Teacher Xu!"
It's a girl, but it's a pity! Beauty tricks don't work for themselves.
"Xu Moqiu!
Qin Mengyan's exclamation came, if Xu Moqiu continued to pretend that he didn't hear, he would be a little speechless, turned around and put on a smile that he thought was very handsome, and before he could speak, he saw a black shadow rushing towards him.
Xu Moqiu was caught off guard and was directly thrown to the ground, and when he looked at it, a thin five-sided black dog, as if he had come out of the game "Minecraft", was biting his collar and not letting go. The pair of dog paws were digging into their chests like digging into the earth.
Looking at this funny scene, there was a burst of laughter all around.
"Look! Teacher Xu vs. Vicious Dog! Haha, what a mess!"
"I'm betting on a pack of spicy strips, he's not an opponent!"
An obscene voice said, "How do I feel more like I'm doing something nasty?"
"Haha, you see, does it look like the legendary black dog sitting on the lotus?"
"See, this is called 'horses are ridden by people, and people are ridden by dogs'!"
A group of birdmen, you say a word to me, just talk cool, and don't mean to come forward to help.
Xu Moqiu almost exploded in anger! He was bullied by these birdmen, and now he even rode a dog on Lao Tzu's head?
With one kick, he kicked the black dog over, and with a full chest, he picked up the bricks on the ground and threw them at the black dog.
"Ouch!"
The head was low, and the dog didn't hit it, but smashed the person hiding in the flower bed to scream.
Yang Goulin has a habit, that is, he likes to secretly take photos of beautiful women's lives, and even reached the point of being extremely fanatical. Shoot your camera wherever you go all day long.
In order to secretly photograph Qin Mengyan, he specially chose an excellent angle, hid in the flower bed and just took two photos, and suddenly a brick fell from the sky, hitting his head and bleeding, and even the camera in his hand was smashed to the point that a corner was missing.
Yang Goulin suddenly exploded, stood up from the flower bed suddenly, and shouted in a sharp voice: "Who? Who is plotting against labor and management? Mom sells P! Labor and management ...... today."
Except for Xu Moqiu, everyone else was far away. Yang Goulin instantly locked onto the target.
It's very good! It's you little white face again! This time you came to provoke Lao Tzu first, don't blame Lao Tzu's subordinates for being ruthless!
Without waiting for him to speak, Xu Moqiu preemptively said: "Teacher Yang, are you secretly hiding in the flower bed, are you doing something unseemly?"
"I ...... I want you to take care of it? But you, for no reason, actually hit me with a brick! I'm not done with you!"
"I'm smashing you......?"
"What's the fuss?" a majestic voice came from behind him.
Turning around, Principal Wang appeared behind the two of them with a gloomy face holding a thermos cup.
"Principal Wang, he ......"
"What's there, go to my office and say. In order to take care of the school's face, Wang Mufang directly interrupted Yang Goulin's words.
Following Wang Mufang to the principal's office, this time Xu Moqiu took the initiative and shouted: "Principal Wang, you have to call the shots for me! I came to hand in the application, and Teacher Yang let the dog bite me for no reason! I was so vicious! I resisted and smashed him with my hand, and he was unyielding to find me desperately! How can we, as teachers, be so rude? I reasoned with him, but Teacher Yang couldn't help but say that it was a beating!"
Yang Golin was anxious: "That dog ......"
I wanted to say, "I didn't let that dog go", but Xu Moqiu cut it off: "Yes! That dog is really fierce, and it didn't bite me to death, are you sorry?"
"You don't want to ......"
The word "bloody mouth" was still in his mouth, and Xu Moqiu cut off again: "Teacher Yang, you want me not to steal the position of your physical education team leader, right? You can rest assured, I am just a Sven person who teaches Chinese, how can I pose a threat to you? You don't want to live the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain!"
Yang Goulin was almost so angry that he spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and at this time Xu Moqiu said again: "Lord Principal, I feel that my body and mind have been greatly traumatized, and I am afraid that I will ......"
"Teacher Xu, you have to be strong! Evil can never defeat justice!" Wang Mufang hurriedly stepped forward, took his hand, and asked for warmth.
"In this way, I will personally fund you 200 yuan, and you should hurry up and go to Dr. Lu to get a rabies vaccine, this matter cannot be delayed! Also, Teacher Yang, I must apologize to you for my behavior. ”
"What? Principal Wang, don't listen to slander, it's obviously him......"
"Principal Wang, I feel dizzy, I'm afraid I'm ......"
It's easy to find anything, but it's hard to find the homeroom teacher of the third class of high school!
Wang Mufang didn't want to miss Xu Moqiu, a young man who was not afraid of death, because of such a trivial matter, and hurriedly scolded Yang Goulin: "Teacher Yang! Everything has been revealed, do you still want to deny it? Quickly apologize to Teacher Xu, and I will give you half a day...... No, in an hour, that biting black dog must be brought to justice!"