Someone once said that the world is wonderful, and I will now say that he is right.

After all, I was a mediocre person a few minutes ago, and now I can look down on life and death.

It all started this afternoon, when the sun was scorching, and I had just bought a bag of sorbet from the nearest convenience store, shaking my sweat-soaked clothes with my left hand, and opening the bag with my right hand, and taking a bite of the sorbet, experiencing the little relief that the sorbet brought me, and complaining in my heart about the hot weather.

When I went out, I was determined to walk a few kilometers to the supermarket for a big purchase with the idea of not going crazy and not dying, but I was as strong as steel and had just taken a few steps downstairs when I was overwhelmed by the physical discomfort caused by the rushing heatwave.

Now I can only mourn for the weakness of human willpower, and I walk home with my sorbet and the frustration of succumbing to the heat, and as I walk, a voice stops me.

"Wait a minute, young man", I looked around, because it was hot, there were not many pedestrians on the road, so I confirmed that his name was me, and turned to the source of the voice, which was a Taoist priest who was sheltering from the heat in the shade of a tree and looked like he was going to tell you fortunes.

The Taoist robe is dirty, the Taoist crown is also crooked, the person is also very sloppy, and he wears sunglasses, and the whole thing is a blind Taoist fortune teller in the old society.

When I saw his posture, I was afraid that he was coming for the change left over from the sorbet in my pocket, but I knew that there were tigers in the mountains, after all, even if he accepted online payment, I didn't bring my mobile phone, and the old man looked at me mysteriously and said, "Little brother, you may not believe it......

"You say it first"

"Your Yin Tang is black, and I am afraid that there will be a bloody disaster recently. "

"The opening line is a bit old, I don't believe it. "

"You see, you may not believe me. "

From this somewhat clichéd opening line, I felt that he could not make up a new story framework, seeing that he was old, and I was not that hard-hearted person, I simply gritted my teeth and stomped my feet, and when I was out of the way, I took out my remaining two cents and nine dollars of change and took out a popsicle and put it in his hand.

"You, don't give full play to your business ability, I only have these few pieces left in my pocket, even if you support scanning code payment, I don't have a mobile phone, these three hundred and sixty lines, it's not easy to do anything, you see that this hot day is still sitting here, eat a popsicle and cool it."

If you can still twist out a martial arts cheat book from your pocket that is suitable for the cultivation of people like me, then I can also take a copy and complete a product interaction. "

I thought I was very sincere, and I waited patiently to see if he could take out an old book printed for a few pennies from his arms, but after waiting for a while, he didn't have a book, so I turned around and left.

Lao Dao calmly took the fast-melting popsicle in his hand, shook the water on the bag, looked at my departing back, and looked at me who had already walked away: "You come back! I want chocolate-flavored Cheers!" I sneered in my heart, pretending not to hear, thinking beautifully! No one can take the chocolate-flavored Chocolate Chocolate from my hands.

I got home, put the rest of the sorbet in the refrigerator, and then I collapsed on the bed, the summer temperature made me not want to move now, paralyzed for a while to open the phone to see if there was any good news that my resume passed, but looking around, except for the message sent to me by my daughter-in-law showed that it was unread, there was no information.

At this point in the story, I think I should also introduce myself, my name is Wu Liao, but people are not boring, as a second-rate college student in a second-rate university, I feel very lucky, I found an ordinary job, and even married a beautiful and tender, model wife, the two of them live together in a not too expensive monthly rent, although the life is not very good, but it is quite passable.

The couple was quite affectionate, there were not many conflicts, and nothing bloody happened, but just a few months ago the company I worked for closed down due to a debt crisis.

The boss of the bastard owed 350 million yuan, and ran away with his sister-in-law, and I naturally became a member of the unemployed crowd.

My wife's name is Liu Yao, her nickname is Xiaopang, it is said that she was very fat when she was a child, her mother always called her that, her father is the kind of very honest, very rigid old intellectual, at first he was very opposed to Yao being a model, Yao later also felt that the water in the modeling circle was too dirty and muddy, and then under the double rejection of this job at home and herself, she quit her job last year and is now working in a big supermarket.

I used to see the gossip of rich people supporting model stars, and I was happy to watch it at the time, and I was a little worried about it after marrying my wife, and now I am unemployed and I am very uneasy when I see this kind of news.

I know that Liu Yao is not that kind of person, but my wife is also a beauty who wants to have breasts, ass, and a face that has nothing to say, don't ask me how to marry her.

I don't know, there were more suitors for her back then, and there was an exaggerated movie plot of the suitor hero saving the beauty, I felt that if I were a woman, I would marry that old man.

Thinking of this, I am even more uneasy, I really don't know, I am not tall or handsome, my salary is not high, I have no car and no house, how she likes me.

Maybe this is Wang Ba looking at the mung bean, as for who is the mung bean and who is the king Ba, it depends on what the wife thinks, she said I am the king Ba, I am the king Ba, she said I am the mung bean, I am the mung bean.

Thinking of this, I was even more depressed, so I sat up and poured a little water on the cactus on the windowsill, this cactus did not know if it had absorbed less than two meters of nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium before and grew unusually thick, but the thick cactus could not soothe my spiritual pain.

I opened the window and looked out, thinking about my ethereal future.

This one wandered, my lovely left foot mischievously mixed with my right foot, and in an unbalanced state, it happened that my not tough neck hit a number of unusually sharp cactus thorns, and the spikes quickly pierced my carotid artery.

In pain, I couldn't keep my composure, but the wound widened, and I died of blood loss before I could take a little help from myself.

I don't know if this kind of death is unprecedented, but I think it should be unprecedented.

When I opened my eyes again, I saw the sloppy old man, "Look, I said you're going to have a bloody disaster, right?

I was a little confused, and looked around again to find that it was still in the room, so I calmed down for a moment and began to ask the most basic and profound philosophical question, "Am I not dead?",

Lao Dao: "That's true, but I gave you a second life? But I'm not saving in vain, I'm a god similar to this world, give me a job to help me receive guests from other worlds who come to travel? Of course, you have a choice, if you don't do it, just continue to lie down and bleed!"

"Huh?" "How can you choose, this is a naked threat! And this is a lot of information, I have experienced a resurrection from the dead, I didn't cross it, and someone else came through?

But as a modern and well-educated young man, I categorically disagree with this superstitious statement, but the great leader said that practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, so I asked: "You say that you are an immortal, how can you prove it?"

Lao Dao touched his greasy beard, "How do you want me to prove it?"

I lowered my head and saw the mobile phone screensaver made by my wife's exclusive photo, and pointed to him, "You turn me into her, I will believe it!"

The old man took off his blind sunglasses and smiled wickedly at me, and I suddenly felt a chill in my lower body.

I dug my hand into my crotch, but I only found endless emptiness and loneliness, and touched my upper circumference, which came with a full and familiar feel.

The old man smiled lewdly and asked me how I felt? I smiled at him and said charmingly, "It's good to be a woman~", and threw him a wink after speaking.

This unfathomable old man immediately shuddered, I think he must have been disgusted by me, and a chill surged on his body, probably because he was disgusted enough by me to restore my male body immediately.

Then the old man didn't talk nonsense, and began to perform an astonishing operation, only to see Lao Dao pull out a big brown-haired and blue-eyed living person from a small broken transparent plastic bag containing messy things, which directly shocked me for a whole year.

What is the world's most powerful magician who has become a living person, and this is weaker than this, looking at my shocked expression, he smiled proudly, and saw that dragging a living person from a plastic bag is his forte.

When I was thinking about whether this could be a new type of human trafficking crime, he patted me on the shoulder, pulled me aside and said, "This is your first customer, come on, do your best, this is a brave man who has fought against the demon king in another world, treat people well, I'm going to Hawaii...... No, I'm going to the grassroots to serve the public. ”

The second half of the sentence revealed some useless information, but the first half was so informative that it once again left me pondering, and before I could wake up from a series of shocks, the old thing ran away, leaving me and my otherworldly friend staring at each other.

In the process of staring at the game, I thought about it for a while, this matter still needs to be handled well, otherwise it will become an international problem, no, a world problem!

So on this hot day, I was going to give this friend from another world a sorbet to make friendly sorbet relations, but when I opened the refrigerator, I found that my sorbet seemed to have never existed in this world, leaving no trace.

After a moment's thought, I picked up the guy and chased him out, shouting, "Don't run away, old bastard!"