I ran out with a chair in a rage, but found that there was no old thing around me at all, so I had no choice but to go back upstairs.

As soon as he entered the room, he began to look up and down this legendary brave man, this brave man was wearing a gorgeous armor and holding a large sword, with a burly figure and a resolute expression, a scar on his face made him even more fierce, and his short brown hair gave people a refreshing and capable impression.

The brave man sat there solemnly staring at the lamp, as if he was pondering something, I think this brave man must have never seen the lamp, and when he was about to communicate about the lamp, he suddenly realized that the language was not understood!

I began to sway back and forth, up and down hand and foot at the same time, hand and foot dance to communicate with body language, this if outsiders see must think I am sick, in my unremitting efforts, the brave began to shift attention from the light bulb to me, he first looked puzzled but then showed a sudden realization of the expression, and then also began to twist his strong body, with the hand began to gesture, the two people jumped half a point, stunned did not understand what the other party wanted to say, I had no choice but to take out a big white paper, play a I draw him guess.

As soon as I created a hieroglyph, the brave man suddenly said, "Is painting also one of your welcome rituals?"

At this moment, I really want to slam my head on the table, and people can speak Chinese for a long time, and I have been working in vain for half a day to go crazy.

"You can speak Chinese, why didn't you say it earlier?"

"I thought the god just now had already told you that everyone who came to realize their dreams had already been trained in the language, and besides, you hadn't spoken to me yet?"

"Then I'm comparing sign language with you, why don't you say a word in response to me?"

"I thought it was a welcome dance peculiar to your customs."

"Then why are you arguing with me?"

"Not jumping with the owner is disrespectful to the owner"

After the identification, this person is a fool, but he seems to have just said something to realize his dream? What other gods? God? That old rascal? I'm sorry! But this dream realization should be asked clearly, don't let him go on a trip, I have to help him realize his dream, then if his dream is to defeat the demon king again, then do I still want him to play traditional RPG games?

"How did that fairy tell you this?"

"He said that this is a paradise that allows me to realize my dreams, and said that you are the master of this paradise", the owner of the paradise greatly satisfied my vanity, it seems that this Taoist priest also did something good, at least for me to brag about it, that is all said here, I also took advantage of the situation to put on the face of the big brother, "easy to say, easy to say, the visitor is a guest, then what is your name", the brave man then said a very long list of names: "My name is Aldro Parischildford."

"What?"

Aldro Parischildford

"What blessing?

Aldro Parischildford

"Droz what...... Paz?"

Aldro Parischildford

"Forget it, big brother, I really can't remember, I call you Ah Fu or Brother Fu, okay? My name is Wu Liao, you can call me Liaozi, or Lao Wu, as soon as he heard his name, he estimated that the other world would be quite Westernized, if this was to be called by such an old name in the future, I would still take a notebook and write it down one by one when the time came, Ah Fu nodded at me, and he was not very repulsed by the new name Ah Fu that I said casually, and accepted it very casually.

Then I asked Ah Fu about his dream, Ah Fu's expression became a little trance, and he saw the yearning in his eyes, and he said his dream, a simple and simple dream.

"I want to live in a peaceful world", the atmosphere was a little heavy for a while, I suddenly didn't know what to say, but Ah Fu immediately relieved me, pointed to the lamp tube and asked how much it cost to make such a big light magic stone, I was stunned, now it seems that the dream is not difficult to realize, the difficult thing is the cultural differences in the world, I can only throw out a sentence in the face of the huge cultural gap: "It's okay, it's cheap, it's all a little money",

Then I watched Ah Fu ask about all kinds of things like a curious baby, which gave me a hint of comfort as a parent.

In the confusion, I suddenly looked up, looked at my watch, and found that it was all at this point! My wife is about to get off work, how can I explain the current situation to her?

Did I tell her: "Wife, your husband is awesome, I bought a popsicle this afternoon and met a fairy, I died in a cactus in my neck at home, and then he came to save me, and named me the earth's diplomatic ambassador to the other world, and also brought me a legendary hero from the other world who has defeated the demon king, and I am currently conducting friendly exchanges and interviews with him on behalf of the earth, striving to build a harmonious and friendly relationship between the two worlds." ”

If I say that, I guess Yao will only cry until her heart breaks, and then take me to see a psychiatrist, and by the way, hang up a psychiatric outpatient clinic in the central hospital, so I can't tell her the truth in advance, mainly because she can't believe it.

Thinking about this, I heard the familiar sound of high heels getting closer and closer to me, it seems that my wife got off work earlier today, I quickly opened the door for my wife, ready to take the dishes, Yao saw me at the door to pick her up, so he pounced on me and planned to be a coquette, telling me about the fatigue of today's work, but as soon as I put into my arms, I found that there was a strange foreign hunk standing in the room, and immediately pushed me away shyly, "Husband, who is this?" "This is my friend, just call him Ah Fu, he is a Chinese-English mixture." I said to my wife again: "This is my wife, you can call her Sister Liu or Sister Yao."

Ah Fu called out very sensibly, "Sister Liu is good", which made Yao a little flattered, after all, he looks a lot older than my wife. Yao hurriedly took the dishes into the kitchen and asked me why I didn't tell her if there were guests coming to my house, saying that I wanted to fry a few specialty dishes to entertain Ah Fu, it stands to reason that I should tell her, but I didn't know that there were guests. I also quickly washed my hands and helped her cook with her.

At dinner, Ah Fu also gave Yao a lot of face, On the premise that my husband and wife only ate one bowl of rice in total, he ate all the rice in the pot and the dishes on the table, if it weren't for the two of us looking at it, maybe we would have to lick the plate, while eating and sighing that this is really heaven, Yao felt that this was a compliment to her, so I felt very satisfied, after eating and brushing the dishes, Yao quietly asked me where I came from, why I wore a suit of armor, and held a sword, I told her that this is cosplay, it is a professional cose invited by the comic convention

and to stay here for a few days.

She was relieved to hear this, she had also taken over a similar job in the company before, Yao is a thrifty and very hearty woman, she never dislikes my friends, she is very reasonable, it can be said that she is very virtuous, I think after getting along for a long time, I should not object to Ah Fu staying for a long time, maybe I really saved the world in my last life, so I will have this kind of wife.

Yao secretly glanced at Ah Fu and said, "However, I see that your friend's blood is quite pure, not like a mixed race, and his Chinese is quite slippery."

I could only reluctantly explain, "Maybe it's the wrong proportion." After eating, Ah Fu quietly continued to go back to the designated place of residence I assigned to him, and went to study the lamp, I estimate that my room is enough for him to study for half a year, maybe after studying for a night, tomorrow he will be able to discover the principle of the light magic stone.

Before going to bed, I asked Ah Fu to change a set of clothes, Ah Fu is also an informal person, and I don't care if there are outsiders, so I took off my armor and bare cheeks, the good guy is full of scars of different sizes, scratches, burns, and new flesh that grows after the wound festers, it is indeed an iron-blooded man, I gave him my clothes, he took the clothes and picked them up to study for a long time, and found that he couldn't pull the zipper, and I taught him to pull the zipper, and all this gave me the illusion of raising a stupid son, after learning to zipper, he frankly said that he didn't like the zipper, so I gave him sweatpants and short sleeves, and he relied on the spirit of hard study A little research, he put the clothes in。

That night, Ah Fu snored all night, and I handed over all the public food to my wife, there was nothing left, it was completely squeezed dry, her graceful figure was particularly attractive in the dim night, the reason was that she privately told me that she suspected that Ah Fu was the foreign duck I was looking for, then I was not happy, although Ah Fu came out a little suddenly, but I can't slander our friends from the other world so much, and I am such a patriotic person, if you want to find a domestic one, how can you use imported, so in order to prove my innocence, to prove the pure friendship between me and Brother Fu, I can only prove my sexual orientation and my patriotism with physical practice。 The battle lasted until almost dawn, when we ended hastily and quickly fell asleep.

When I saw Ah Fu again during the day, he was already different, he had advanced! His research direction shifted from the new "Light Magic Stone" to the old mobile phone that I used to play mobile games, "What is on this is what you sealed inside?" He muttered for a while, pressed the voice assistant out, startled him, and picked up the big sword, "There are still living creatures in here, is it a demon that seals?"

In the face of his series of headaches, I did not choose to answer, nor spoke, but pretended to smile at him, hoping that he could understand the deep meaning of it, in the afternoon, I was just going to go out to buy some meat, I heard a knock on the door, and the people outside broke out his resounding name through the door - express, I didn't think much about it and thought it was my wife's online shopping for something, but when I opened the door, I found that it was an old Taoist priest with an inferior cigarette, and he smoked a cigarette He showed the temperament of an old liar, it was the old bastard himself!

There is also a strong scary man beside him, at least 2.2 meters tall with horns, I originally wanted to hit him on the head with a bench, but when I saw this giant man, I was stunned and didn't dare to move, the old Taoist Hanger Lang said to me: "Large express, a demon king." I dragged the old bastard downstairs, "Why the hell did you send me a brave man yesterday, and send me a demon king today." You can get me a magician, a priest, an assassin, and a knight again this week, and I'll play a quest boss. ”

I dragged him by the collar and said, "Old bastard, these two fight, this building can be lifted for me, you want to mess with me?"

Lao Dao comforted me, "Oh, little comrade, don't be emotional, these two are not the same world, they can't fight without hatred or resentment, can't I rush to the first time when they really fight, and these people from other worlds, their abilities have basically been cut, and they are not much different from ordinary people." ”

The old bastard took a puff of cigarette and continued, "And you have to respect your superiors, you old bastard, how bad the bastard is, everyone on the road calls me Brother Ma, but I make an exception and allow you to call me Ma Lao Blind." "

I continued to hold on to Ma Lao's blind collar and told him, "I don't care about your underworld, white way, even the six reincarnation paths can't make the two of us unable to live, you let me entertain these cows, ghosts, snakes and gods, you must give me funds, otherwise where will I get the money to feed these people?"

The blind man pointed to the sky and said, "The organization is in difficulty now, and the public funds cannot be allocated, so you need to complete the task with difficulty in customer service, alas, who made you owe me my life and can only work for me." ”

He paused and then took a puff of his cigarette and said, "However, as long as you survive until the end of the month, there will definitely be an explanation, okay, I'm leaving, you can be busy." "And then this old bastard used the Immortal Traditional ability right in front of me—and vanished into thin air.

I had to go upstairs and go back to the house, and saw that the giant man had already sat down in the room with his arms in his arms, and a generation of demon kings began to look around, just like the brave Ah Fu.

I sighed

Hey, I have two stupid sons now.