As he spoke, Liao Yibao took out his mobile phone, opened the photo album, took a photo, looked at it and looked at it, and compared it again and again.

The person in front of him has only one resemblance to the person in his photo - she is a woman.

What about the cute girl of the smaller cute kawaii who said yes?

The result is a who is a little stronger than his old Liao......! Deception also has a bit of a bottom line! This is too much, right?

The corners of Liao Yibao's mouth twitched, and he pointed to the person in the photo and asked, "That, are you sure this is you?"

"Oops! I hate it to death, and I use other people's photos as screensavers! People are so shy to say! Small fist punches your chest!" Ma Ruhua got up, coquettish, raised a fist bigger than a sandbag, and beat it on Liao Yibao's chest.

There was a muffled sound of "bang", as if beating a war drum, Liao Yibao's body was unstable, and he was directly beaten by her on all fours.

Li Lao, who came over with a bowl of herbal tea next to him, trembled, and the bowl almost fell to the ground.

Liao Yibao was almost beaten out of the internal bleeding, only felt that all the internal organs were squirming in the body, and he got up with difficulty, patted his buttocks, and said, "That...... I suddenly remembered that the gas in my house was not turned off, or we would talk about it next time. ”

This woman is really fierce! Where can Liao Yibao provoke her, she made up a reason to slip away.

As soon as he stood up, he was directly pressed back by Ma Ruhua, and his ass almost didn't pierce the chair.

Then Ma Ruhua glared at her, crossed her waist and shouted: "The old lady can't wait for the next time, sit down for me!"

"You ......" Liao Yibao didn't dare to talk to her, put his hands on his knees like a primary school student, sat on the spot, lowered his head and tried to find a way to get out, and scolded the introduced matchmaker half to death in his heart.

"Whatever I ask next, you can answer anything, is there a question?" As she spoke, Ma Ruhua pinched her fingers so that she 'crackled'.

The old stick Li next to him couldn't help but pinch a cold sweat for Liao Yibao, and after pouring the tea, he hid to the side, for fear that the fire at the city gate would affect the fish in the pond, so he only secretly showed a pair of eyes to look.

Liao Yibao's neck shrunk and said weakly: "You ask." ”

"Since everyone is out on a blind date, let's go straight to the form. Ma Ruhua straightened the color, dried ten bowls of herbal tea in one go, wiped a handful of lips, "Is there a car?"

Liao Yibao shook his head blankly: "No." ”

Ma Ruhua frowned, and after five bowls of herbal tea, she continued to ask, "Is there a room?"

After thinking about it, Liao Yibao shook his head again: "No." ”

In fact, he lied, in addition to the apartment he lives in now, he also bought a three-bedroom apartment in the center of Yuejiang, and it has been renovated a long time ago, but he is unwilling to live alone, so he has not moved in.

The reason why I say this is to leave a bad impression on her and make her give up on herself.

Sure enough, Ma Ruhua frowned again, drank the remaining five bowls of herbal tea in one go, and beckoned to Li Lao Stick: "Twenty more bowls." ”

The corners of Liao Yibao's mouth twitched, according to her appetite, I am afraid that in the future, I will be able to drink myself bankrupt even if she drinks water, and she can't afford to raise it, and she can't afford it.

"Good Lat!" Li Lao Stick smiled happily and hurriedly stepped forward with the teapot.

Ma Ruhua continued to ask: "Do you have a deposit?"

Liao Yibao replied without thinking about it: "No, no, I don't have any savings." ”

"Then how much is your monthly salary? I heard that you are still a vice principal? ”

Speaking of this, Liao Yibao suddenly became proud: "Low-key, low-key......! It's less than 100,000 a month. ”

Less than 100,000 a month? The old stick Li next to him suddenly gasped, and a spark of envy and jealousy burst out in his eyes. He sells a bowl of herbal tea for five cents, so how many bowls of herbal tea do you have to sell to be 100,000 yuan?

Hey~ I knew that I was going to take the teacher training exam at that time, and I was at least a director or something......

Ma Ruhua continued to ask: "How much?"

Liao Yibao looked complacent, touched his chin and said, "Seven thousand three hundred and fifty-five!"

Ma Ruhua pursed her lips, it was indeed less than 100,000, and he didn't count it as lying.

"With all due respect, you ...... this condition"

Liao Yibao was overjoyed, and nodded again and again: "I understand, I understand! Then I won't bother, don't worry, I'll give you the tea money, and we'll get together and disperse." ”

As soon as he stood up, he was pressed down by her again: "What do you know, you know? I mean, I'm quite satisfied with your situation!"

"What?" Liao was startled, "I'm ...... Are you satisfied? Are you sure you're not kidding me?"

I stepped on a horse with a three-no personnel, are you quite satisfied? Liao Yibao wanted to ask her if her brain was in the water, or if she was caught by the door when she went out.

Ma Ruhua sat up straight, pointed to her face and asked, "You look into my eyes and tell me, what do you see?"

"Hmm......" Liao Yibao stared at her for a long time, and replied honestly, "Eye." ”

Ma Ruhua suddenly felt unhappy and rubbed her eyes: "What else?"

"There's a big lump of over there!"

"You...... Forget it! I'll be blunt, I'm very satisfied with your conditions, and we'll do good things tomorrow, after all, it's not too big. Set up ten tables and eight tables for him, so lively and lively. As she spoke, Ma Ruhua drank the twenty bowls of herbal tea in front of her in one go.

Then he made a move: "Give it again, the old lady will pour tea!"

"What??," Liao slapped the table and said angrily, "Have you ever asked my opinion? My old Liao is a principled beautiful man, I won't ......."

"Choke!" At this moment, Ma Ruhua suddenly took out a kitchen knife that was still sticking to the minced meat from her bag, snorted, slapped it directly on the table, squinted her eyes and asked, "You seem to have an opinion?"

Next to him, Li Lao's stick was so frightened that he fell to the ground, was lifted by her, and sat on the chair next to him like a chick, picked up the teapot on the ground, and mixed the tea by himself.

"I ...... I mean, where is ten tables and eight tables enough, at least more than twenty tables to have face!" Liao Yibao decided, first pretending to promise to deal with the past.

"Makes sense!" Ma Ruhua nodded again and again, gently tapped the table with her right hand, and grinned, "Don't worry, you are the son-in-law of my Ma family, and the benefits are great, ensuring that you eat and drink spicy food, and you will not worry about food and clothing for the rest of your life." ”

Isn't it too much?

"Okay, okay. Liao Yibao promised happily, but secretly swore in his heart: My old Liao is a man who stands up to the sky, even if he dies, dies outside, and lets the car crash into eight big pieces, it is absolutely impossible to be a son-in-law! I can't afford to lose that person.

"Then don't go back tonight, come home with me. ”

Liao Yibao's face suddenly changed: "Is your decision too hasty?"

"Not in a hurry, I've been thinking about it for a few seconds. Ma Ruhua took out a red ticket from her bag and threw it on the table, and said to Li Laozi, who was still trembling, "You are also a witness to our love, and this money will be used as tea money! ”

immediately stood up, put his arm around Liao Yibao's shoulder, and walked out.

Although poor Liao Yibao grew up, he was completely a paper paste, and he had no power to resist in front of her, and was directly pushed onto the extended Hummer at the door.

Looking out the window at the rapidly receding snowscape and thinking about what was about to happen to him, a sense of humiliation that he had never felt before.

I want to be a bag of Liao, a dignified seven-foot man, how can he be swayed by a woman?

At that moment, he was about to push the door and jump out of the car, but in the end he couldn't muster up the courage to push the door open - the speed was too fast, and he was afraid of death.

Soon, the car stopped at Pork Street in the east of the city, and Ma Ruhua jumped out of the car and dragged Liao Yibao down.

Looking at the two people hugging each other, a neighbor asked: "Yo, Ruhua, who is this man?

"Oh, my man, his name is ...... Called, well, what's it called?" Ma Ruhua thought for a long time, but didn't remember what Liao Yibao was called.

"I ......," Liao Yibao had an idea, "My name is Xu Moqiu." ”

Saying these three words, Liao Yibao almost applauded herself! She looked for an opportunity to slip away for a while and went out to hide for a while, and when she found the school, it was Xu Moqiu's grandson who was entangled

！

Quack, what is this trick called? Killing people with a knife, or is it a disaster to the east? No matter what it's called, in short, it's very powerful! Isn't it good to have a little white face as a woman? Lao Liao will give you another superb! Don't be too grateful.

However, Ma Ruhua didn't believe it at all, and rolled her eyes: "You and I are pulling calves, right? I obviously remember what your name is." ”

I couldn't help but pull Liao Yibao's wallet out of my pocket, glanced at my ID card, and nodded: "Liao Yibao, I remember." In the future, I will call you Xiaobao, take Xiaobao, and I will take you to my pork shop to have a look. ”

What the hell is the name of this horse? Liao Yibao was humiliated in his heart, and he wanted to protest several times, but he was directly ignored.

was almost carried all the way to the pork shop.

Ma Ruhua pushed him forward, pointed to the meat case in front of him, and said in a commanding tone: "Go, chop ten catties of lean meat first, cut it into dumplings, and let's make dumplings tonight." ”

What? Is this using my old Liao as an animal?

Liao Yibao was angry and wanted to refuse, but when he saw her holding a barbell of at least fifty pounds and throwing it around beside her, the corners of her mouth twitched suddenly, and she whispered: "Isn't there a meat grinder?

Ma Ruhua glared: "What do you know? It tastes good when you chop it by hand! Hurry up! I went on a blind date with you two today, how long did I delay it, I didn't count it in my heart?"

Okay! The big husband can bend and stretch, my old Liao Haohan doesn't suffer the immediate loss, so I won't worry about you first! Isn't it just chopping a face? What's the big deal?

didn't say anything more, rolled up his sleeves, grabbed a kitchen knife in one hand, took a deep breath, and "crackled" the operation was as fierce as a tiger.

Five minutes later, looking at the different sizes in front of him, Liao Yibao lay down next to the meat case, rolling his eyes and shaking his hand: "No...... No more...... It's so tiring! I can't do this job, I really can't do it. ”

Ma Ruhua forked her waist and shouted: "Hurry up and chop! Otherwise, there will be no food to eat tonight! After growing such a body of flesh in vain, it will not work so soon? It turns out that it is also a silver-like wax gun head, which is useless. ”

When has Liao Yibao been looked down upon like this since he was a child? These words instantly aroused the arrogance in his bones, and he got up suddenly, and without saying a word, picking up the kitchen knife was another operation.

After two hours of busy work, the task was completed in front of him, Liao collapsed on the chair like a puddle of mud, and his hands were shaking like swings.

Ma Ruhua kicked him and pointed to the meat case: "Hurry up, there are still ten catties of fat here." ”

Liao Yibao rolled his eyes and stuck out his tongue like a pug: "Really...... It's really not good, you can spare me, I'm going to fall apart. ”

"Your physical fitness is not ordinarily poor!" Ma Ruhua shook her head, didn't force him anymore, picked up two kitchen knives, and began to chop meat.

"Aggressive" Listening to the very rhythmic voice, Liao Yibao knew that if he didn't run again, he was afraid that he would have no chance.

He stood up on tiptoe, but as soon as he took the position of sprinting for 100 meters, he was dragged back by a greasy hand. Ma Ruhua's extremely unkind voice came: "What are you doing?"

Why did this dead girl react so quickly? Liao Yibao secretly complained in his heart, and quickly made up a reason: "I...... Peeing, hissing...... Yes, peeing, I drank too much herbal tea just now. ”

"Oh, that's right, I'll go with you. Ma Ruhua wiped her hand on her apron and said.

"Huh?" Liao was surprised, "this...... Isn't that good? We have a different ...... between men and women."

"What's wrong? I'm about to get married, I'm embarrassed to go!" Ma Ruhua couldn't help but say, hugged him and walked towards the toilet next to him.

Going to the toilet with a woman should have been a very happy thing. But Liao Yibao didn't feel it at all.

Liao Yibao was so aggrieved that he wanted to run away several times, but she was caught back, seeing that it was already dark, he was secretly anxious.

At this time, the phone rang, looking at the caller ID, I was suddenly happy, and I was about to connect, but the phone was snatched by Ma Ruhua's hand.

Then she said to the man on the other side, "Oh, it's the headmaster! Oh, the little bag is him...... He was taking a shower. Yes, yes, we've been together for a long time. By the way, don't forget to come tomorrow for our wedding wine......"