It's been another long night, and the bedside alarm clock is chattering endlessly.

This made Liao Yibao very annoyed, grabbed the alarm clock and threw it out of the window.

Ignoring the shouting and scolding from below, he turned over and wrapped the quilt tightly, closed his eyes, and continued to dream of his sweet dreams.

Just now, he was about to ascend the throne and become the Ninety-Five, but he was spoiled by the alarm clock, you say, what's the use of keeping this kind of alarm clock? Don't throw it away and keep it to lay eggs?

Soon he fell asleep.

However, this time the plot has some deviations.

He was lying on a bed full of ancient atmosphere, his feet were soft and his hands were soft, and there was not a trace of strength in his body, and beside the bed sat a woman dressed in a bewitching manner, holding a bowl of black, foul-smelling unknown liquid.

looked at him with a smile and said, "Liao Dalang, get up and drink the medicine!"

Liao Yibao was shocked!

This...... This is clearly the bridge in the Water Margin!

It doesn't matter if he becomes Wu Dalang, the most unacceptable thing for him is that this woman actually looks exactly like Xu Moqiu's grandson when he steps on a horse!

Looking at the gurgling and bubbling liquid, getting closer and closer to his mouth, Liao Yibao couldn't help but let out a miserable scream!

His head hit the head of the bed, and the pain pulled him back to reality.

rubbed the painful head that was hit, wiped the sweat on his face, let out a long sigh of relief, and secretly said that he was lucky, just now he almost let Xu Moqiu's grandson harm himself in his dream!

Sure enough, it's not a good thing, but he actually turned into Pan Jinlian to harm people! His conscience is greatly broken! This kills a thousand knives!

There was a quick knock on the door, and then his mother's voice came: "A bag, you're up soon! It's almost eleven o'clock, and you're going to be late." Don't you hear me today?"

Today is the day of his blind date.

Although he was 10,000 reluctant, he still couldn't stop the old mother's nagging, so he had to respond.

It is said that the subject is a soft and cute girl.,Looks young and cute kawaii.,He's seen the photo and he's quite satisfied.。 I checked it on the Internet, this kind of soft and cute girl likes a powerful uncle like him, so Liao Guangtou is quite confident in himself.

I don't have to say, nine out of ten are sure!

"I see. Liao Yibao answered, slowly got up from the bed, first changed his appearance in the mirror, took a full twenty minutes, and smiled proudly, "Handsome! Hmph, he didn't even have enough shoes for my old Liao!"

I found a sock under the pillow that I had only worn for three days and had not been washed, took it to the front and smelled it, trembling all over, and suddenly came to my senses.

Then he began to dress up, in order to leave a good impression on the other party, he specially bought a new dress on the Internet, dressed neatly, and looked in the mirror for more than ten minutes, and the heart was satisfied, I didn't have to say - fascinated thousands of girls, it was his old Liao.

When that girl saw herself, she must have a peach in her eyes, and she would take the initiative to dedicate herself in broad daylight.

Then he squatted on the toilet and thought about life for half an hour - he was a little constipated, and then opened the door to the room.

It was now 11:50, and there were still a full ten minutes before the time of meeting, and he had just bought a second-hand battery car and ran to the ground, so there was no need to rush at all.

Besides, what if that girl arrives first? She is a person with status and status, she waits, it is her honor.

"Thank you, give me a drop of love! In this life and this life, I will never forget ......" Liao Yibao sat on the chair and stuffed himself with a cold soup dumpling, and the juice suddenly splashed on the table.

At this moment, the door opened, and his mother walked in with a large bag of vegetables, looking at Liao Yibao, who was not in a hurry, and suddenly became anxious: "What time is it, why haven't you gone out yet?" Why are you so unaware of time?"

Liao Yibao rolled his eyes and replied, "Panic...... Why are you panicking? How can you go on a blind date if you don't eat enough? This bun tastes good, where did you buy it?"

"Look, it's almost twelve o'clock, aren't you panicking?"

"Okay, okay, got it. Liao Yibao waved his hand impatiently and got up slowly with a bag of soy milk. With a snort, I drank it all in one gulp, burped, threw the bag in the trash, put on new shoes and walked out.

Looking at his departing back, his mother couldn't help but shake her head.

Whistled downstairs, took out the battery car key, looked around, and was taken aback!

Uncle's, what about the labor-management car?

Except for a few broken locks and a few rusty iron chains, there was no trace of a battery car on the ground?

The mood instantly became unbeautiful, and he jumped to his feet and shouted: "Mom, which one kills a thousand knives and even dares to steal your Grandpa Liao's car? I'm impatient, right? I just bought a second-hand battery car!"

After thinking about it: It must have been Xu Moqiu's grandson who did it! Even if it wasn't him, he instructed others to do it! I don't have to say it, this feud must be written down! When school starts, see how I clean you up Lao Liao!

I had no choice but to be cheeky and grind hard at the old man of the doorman, so that I could say that I paid the price of a pack of cigarettes, and the old man finally agreed to lend him the battery car.

As soon as he rode up, a neighbor greeted him: "Yo, Xiao Liao, this dress is sharp enough today!

Liao Yibao said unashamedly: "What kind of blind date? I Liao someone can use a blind date? The person who chased me went from the Yuejiang River to the border sea, and I ...... You don't have much culture, and you don't understand it. ”

In order to show his noble identity, Liao Yibao specially bought a set of second-hand tight-fitting dragon robes online, which were also hung with golden iron pieces, which were dazzling and dazzling under the sun.

I didn't say anything to them at the moment, I flicked my sleeves, held a cigarette in my mouth, and a homemade cigar in my mouth, and rode straight to Qingshui Road on a battery car.

Walking on the street, as if he was really the emperor on the high, he looked at everyone with extreme contempt, and when he saw the beggar, he didn't say a word, and spit out his saliva.

The agreed blind date location is Li Ji herbal tea on Qingshui Road, the owner of this shop, Li Lao Stick, has a lot of background, and it is said that he used to be a standard negative second generation.

But after graduating, despite the dissuasion of his parents, he gave up inheriting their family property with tens of millions of debts. I have to write something by myself, the more I write, the poorer I get, the poorer I write, the more I break the seven feelings, the six desires, hit the street for decades, do not abandon or give up, its persistence, its tenacity, can be described as rare in the world.

Later, the hard work paid off, and finally on a dark and windy night, he was hit by a drunk man riding a bicycle and broke his hand, disabled for life, and lost 200,000 yuan, and then there was this Li Ji herbal tea.

pity him for his age, he is still a wolf, and Liao Yibao laughed at him a lot.

As soon as I walked in the door, I heard a tea customer making fun of you: "Old stick Li, you said that you have written books for decades, why are you still in such a declining state? If you hadn't broken your hand and made a windfall, you're afraid you're begging along the street, right?"

Another person next to him teased: "That's not necessarily, isn't it possible that people will pick up the rags and make a fortune?"

"Hehe, people have hands and feet, he won't steal?"

In this regard, Li Lao Stick was not angry, and shook his head while mixing tea with them: "How do you understand the affairs of the writers! I don't understand, I don't understand!"

Another person said: "Li Lao Stick, I heard that you have a crush on the widow of the bakery, my mother has a good relationship with her, do you want me to help you intercede?"

"Don't talk nonsense!" Li Lao Stick straightened his color, stroked the knotted goatee on his chin, shook his head, "A book is not popular, why do you marry a wife......?"

"Then you're still peeking at people taking a shower? Why are you so shameless?"

Li Laozhu's face immediately turned pale, and the green tendons on his forehead jumped, and he argued: "If there is no such thing, you must slander people's innocence out of thin air! Although a gentleman is lonely, he should constantly strive for self-improvement......

The man cut it off: "What is the breath? She lives downstairs in my house, and I can see it clearly that night."

Er Chu, he was arrested, and both sides of his face were swollen! He also paid thousands of yuan for the loss of reputation, you see, your face is still swollen now!"

"Oh! It's really swollen! I can't see it, old stick Li, you're quite bold! You're not afraid to break your other hand for you?"

"Hahahaha...... It's a man, come, old stick Li, I salute you with a bowl of tea!"

This is not a glorious thing after all, Li Lao Stick did not want to be mentioned again, and his eyes revealed a pleading look: "Fall...... Falling. ”

Then he didn't say anything more to them, and stepped forward to beckon Liao Yibao to sit down.

Liao Yibao didn't follow others to make fun of him today, stretched his neck and looked inside, but didn't find the soft and cute girl, and suddenly became a little unhappy, asked for a bowl of herbal tea, weighed two or two melon seeds, and looked outside with Erlang's legs.

After waiting for a long time, I drank several bowls of herbal tea, but there was still no one in sight, Liao Yibao became more and more unhappy in his heart, after all, this herbal tea costs five cents a bowl!

Today's women are really not punctual at all! For a while, she must be asked to pay for herself. Otherwise, if she becomes a family, she will not be allowed to fly to the sky?

"Qiang Qiang Cut~"

Hearing this voice, most of the people in the herbal tea shop instantly decreased, and everyone ran away as if they had lost their tea money and fled for their lives.

Why?

It turned out that this old stick Li had a habit, every two o'clock in the afternoon, he would put on the cyan robe, put a paper fan on his back, carry a small table and sit at the door, pat the wood, and then start to tell the story.

The content of the book is naturally the rags he wrote himself.

The writing doesn't make sense, the preface doesn't match the afterword, the storyline is boring, like keeping a running account, and the most unbearable thing is that when I read it, this guy is full of words and screams, and I don't know what he's talking about.

It's like chanting a mantra in a mourning hall, listening to him tell a story is a kind of mental and physical torture.

The most shameless thing is that every time he finishes speaking, this guy will come to you with a shy old face holding a bowl, and the meaning couldn't be more obvious - ask for money!

At first, the tea guests thought this old guy was very interesting, and they also looked at him pitiful, more or less interesting, but over time, everyone would get bored, and as long as they heard those three words, they got up and left.

But he is not an ordinary obsession, even if there is no one left in the store, he will finish reading today's content, completely entertaining himself.

The book continues from the previous text...... At that time, a scream suddenly came from the darkness, 'Leave your ass under the knife'......" Li Lao Stick shook his head, spittled stars flying, the paper fan in his hand kept shaking, and from time to time he picked up the cigarette gun and took two puffs, which was called a self-satisfaction.

Liao Yibao was the only one left in the store for a long time, and he didn't listen to what Li Laozhu was saying at all, staring straight out of the window with a pair of big eyes.

Finally, just as he was about to check out and leave, a majestic figure like a mountain appeared at the door of the herbal tea shop.

The person who came was nearly two meters tall, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a face full of meat, a fleshy mole with black hair on the corner of his mouth, and two arms thicker than a pig's thighs.

Even in the cold winter, she was only wearing a thin floral dress, and when she looked at the tea shop, she immediately locked on Liao Yibao, who was sitting in the corner in a dragon robe, and her eyes suddenly lit up, and she walked towards him with steps.

What a fierce woman! In ancient times, it was absolutely powerful. Li Laozhu praised in his heart.

The slut came to Liao Yibao and sat down, the wooden chair made a crunch sound, and she almost died. Slanted a glance at Liao Yibao: "You, what is that bag called?"

Liao Yibao frowned and raised his head and said, "I'm Liao Yibao, who are you?"

"Well, I'm Ma Ruhua. Your blind date. The woman leaned back on the chair, stilted Erlang's legs, and snapped her fingers, "Bring me twenty bowls of herbal tea!"

"I want to know what happens next, and listen to the next breakdown. At this time, Li Laozhu finally finished reciting the spell and hurriedly turned to the back.

Liao Yibao was stunned for an instant, and said with a look of surprise: "What did ......you say? Are you like a flower?"