Xu Mang has already seen that Xiaoman, a girl, is not suitable for being a mother, she is suitable for being an abrasive goblin, just an hour's journey to be a mother, not to beat people, but to beat people for threats, and used to threaten elite education, but now... Direct stick education.

"Wife?"

"Or... After giving birth, you take it for two days, and the rest of the time is for someone else. Xu Mang lay on the bed, looked at Xiao Man, who had an emotional outburst, and cautiously reminded: "You... I'm really afraid that one day I will get excited and break the child..."

"It's not light or heavy... It's not that you don't know. Xu Mang continued: "And your temper should be changed, it always explodes... And as soon as this one is fried, I will gasp for a hundred miles, if it weren't for my rough skin and thick meat, really... The countdown to divorce is coming. ”

"I knew it!"

"You're starting to dislike me!"

"You weren't like that before..."

I don't know why, Xiao Man collapsed again... There was no reason to collapse, the handsome little face had already cried, and she frantically beat Xu Mang like a rainstorm pear blossom, this time she didn't retract her strength, Xu Mang was almost beaten solidly.

But...

Xiao Man's emotions were also calmed down, and in Xu Mang's arms, he pouted a little displeased, and said miserably: "Husband... Am I just too irritable? Since I got pregnant, I've become more and more uncontrollable, and the slightest bit of emotional turmoil can explode..."

"Ugh..."

"It's all like that. Xu Mang smiled bitterly: "In the future, we will also be counted as people, but now it belongs to the ongoing tense, wife... How about my proposal just now? You can bring it for two days, and the rest of the time for your parents, your parents or my parents. ”

"No way!"

"My child... Why don't you let me bring it?" Yang Xiaoman said stubbornly: "Anyway... Anyway, when the time comes, don't let the parents take the child, it is estimated that they also have opinions, and let's talk about it after the child is born, the mother's child... Mother, I have the final say!"

“...”

"Okay, okay!" Xu Mang shrank his head and said with a wry smile: "Between heaven and earth... My wife is the biggest, and indeed you have the final say. ”

"Humph!"

Yang Xiaoman snorted coldly, arched into his arms, and said, "Big fool... If you could have a chance to do it all over again and keep all your memories, would you still fall in love with me? Would you just ignore me? and become a passerby with me?"

"Hehe..."

"If you are born again... I found you as soon as possible. Xu Mang rubbed Xiao Man's hair, and said affectionately: "I don't want to be like this life, waiting for the time to meet, I'm anxious... If you are my wife, then we will be together sooner, and I will feel uncomfortable for a second late. ”

Words fall,

Yang Xiaoman was overjoyed when he heard this, buckled Xu Mang's neck, kissed him vigorously, and said, "Husband... I love you to death, I love you to death!"

"Hey, hey..."

"What's that... Do you want to test your IQ?" Xu Mang said with a smile: "Anyway, I'm even more stupid than before, and my intuition is like this... The standard for a normal human IQ is about 100, and I think you're almost 60. ”

"Get out!"

"What person with an IQ of sixty have you ever seen who makes so much money?" Yang Xiaoman stared at his eyes and said angrily: "Let's talk to my mother about IQ again, and be careful to blow up your dog's head." ”

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly and hurriedly said, "Or... I'll tell you a joke? One day there was a walking corpse crisis on Earth, and a walking corpse opened your heavenly spirit cover, and then leaned in and sniffed it, and then the walking corpse left, do you know why?"

"Why?" asked Xiao Man subconsciously.

"Hey, hey... You taste, you taste slowly!" Xu Mang touched Xiao Man's hair, and then said, "Go and cut your hair... Cut that kind of girl's broken hair, you are used to long hair, change your hair as a girlfriend. ”

The next second,

Xu Mang fell into grief-stricken despair.

...

Following

Xu Mang sent Xiaoman to the company, and then returned home alone, he returned to his study to see if the third brother next door had studied the shortcomings of the research report he published, but unfortunately... India seems to be calm and there is no wind or grass.

But...

This can also explain that Ah San next door has nothing to report, so he turned his head and landed on his Weibo, planning to use the power of netizens to truly understand Ah San and understand this magical nation.

The emperor lives up to his wishes,

A student studying at the Indian Institute of Technology told Xu Mang what he had seen, and that a group of quite powerful physicists, including many outstanding students, had gathered at the Indian Institute of Technology to carry out rebuttal research.

This movement was reported by many Indian media in a rush to praise the courage of Indian scientists, and many Indian netizens were also quite excited, and it seemed that it was a matter of time before they felt that the basic invincible China was already a matter of time.

In this regard,

Xu Mang just wants to say, a bunch of idiots!

clicked into the forum sent by this international student, which was about the topic of whether Indian scientists can surpass themselves, and the comments at the bottom reached almost tens of thousands, Xu Mang read a few casually, and instantly felt confused.

[Xu Mang copied everything and stole India's technology, he is a Jiangyang thief]

[Beyond Xu Mang, that's a must, it's just a matter of time]

[Why are you so unconfident? Our scientists are already far ahead of Xu Mang]

[Our scientists are full of talents and are quite innovative, Xu Mang will only plagiarize, and he will definitely surpass Xu Mang in the future, and the whole world likes our Indian scientists and thinks they are great]

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

it!

Confusion is,

How exactly is this done?

Although there are also many Indian netizens who are very sensible, they are often overwhelmed by the tide, and it is also sad to say that since they lost a war, these people have fallen into a kind of sick feelings, and their feelings towards China are pathological and deformed.

"Idiot!"

"Let's continue to study!" Xu Mang closed the website and took out a XBOX360 from the cabinet on the side, when he bought this game console before, in order to play the game "Halo 5", it was a pity that the role of the master chief was too small, which made Xu Mang completely disheartened.

After thinking about it,

Eventually, I put it back.

Then

The phone rang, and I glanced at Professor Smith.

"Hello?"

"Is there something going on?" Xu Mang opened the webpage while making a phone call, to see if there was any news recently.

"Xu Mang?"

"Or... Can you explain what you wrote?" Professor Smith said, "and now the whole world is crazy... They're all looking for your answers, but they're almost all failing... Even those well-known figures can't explain many of the points in your research. ”

"Oh..."

"Let's talk about it!" Xu Mang suddenly saw something he was very interested in, and hurriedly said, "I'm hanging... Let them figure it out for themselves. ”

Hang up the phone,

Xu Mang looked at a well-known scholar on Weibo and threw a difficult problem to the public, how to squeeze out the last drop of shampoo.

[Today's problem: If you are washing your hair, you can't squeeze out the shampoo, no matter how hard you shake the bottle, you can only get a little, you wittily unscrew the cap, and a lot of shampoo stubbornly sticks to the inner wall, so you can only send water to forcibly take it away. 】

[So is there any way to pour out the shampoo or sauce cleanly and neatly, instead of dragging the mud and water as described earlier?]

below

Many people have their brains open, but Xu Mang sees a completely new material, which is a business opportunity that monopolizes the world.

In fact, the nature of viscous fluids, no matter what they are, basically become two characteristics, either hydrophilic or lipophilic.

Fluids such as soy sauce and fruit juice are mostly water-based, which means that they have a high water content, and effective hydrophobic materials have long been developed for this fluid, and the inspiration is the work of nature.

For example, lotus leaves,

After carefully observing the microstructure of the surface of the lotus leaf, you can find that it is densely covered with tiny protrusions, which are filled with air, reducing the direct contact between the water droplets and the lotus leaf, so that the water can be directly carried away silently.

Most superhydrophobic materials are designed to mimic the lotus leaf structure, and the most awesome is the superhydrophobic spray material made of nanoscale silica particles.

But...

Xu Mang fell into doubt, the main ingredient of this shampoo is surfactant, and the surfactant molecule likes water at one end and oil at the other, so this material should be hydrophobic and oleophobic.

If we can make this kind of superhydrophobic and superoleophobic, stable and durable non-stick coating that can handle almost all common fluids, then almost all products in the future will apply this technology, and this consumption is terrible.

"Hello?"

"Wife..."

"You're going to get rich!" Xu Mang made a call to Xiao Man with a smile and said seriously: "I thought of a material that might make a big difference!"

"Cut!"

"I'm too lazy to take care of you, can't you stay at home well?" Yang Xiaoman's tone was full of complaints, and he said angrily: "I'm pregnant... If you don't take care of me, forget it, and you're still messing around..."

“...”

"Oops..."

"It's always okay in your company, right?" Xu Mang smiled bitterly: "This is a brand-new material, if we produce research results, then we can monopolize the whole world!"

"What material?"

"What is it for?" asked Xiao Man.

"A non-stick coating that is both superhydrophobic and superoleophobic, stable and durable, and can handle almost all common fluids. Xu Mang said seriously: "Most of the liquid in front of it will not be sticky." ”

"Understood?" said Xu Mang.

Then

Xiao Man's various materials described by Xu Mang, thinking of 10,000 possible commodities, instantly heated his brain.

"This project, I Yang Xiaoman voted!"

......