Fuda,

Principal's Office,

Xu Mang sat opposite the second grandfather, at this time the identities of the two were already equal, except for the issue of generations between relatives, they basically used peer dialogue to communicate, for this situation, Xu Mang had long been accustomed to it, and the second grandfather was uncomfortable.

"Xu Mang..."

"There may be a lot of people coming back today, and you have to judge me. The second grandfather said with a serious face: "Try to speak beautifully, after all, the people who come are from some leading class, and there are TV stations that will record it." ”

“...”

"I... I really don't know what I'm supposed to say. Xu Mang said helplessly: "I really can't tell... They don't understand at all, what are they coming to talk to me about? If it's just the leader, then let them go back, they don't understand... What are you looking for me to do?"

"Putting on a show?"

"What kind of show?" Xu Mang's expression gradually darkened, and he continued to complain: "I hope it is more an academic exchange, rather than a show... Is there anything that can be done?"

"That's it!"

"Don't be resentful. The second grandfather smiled bitterly: "You just treat it as a senior, a world-class expert, tell them some of your experience, and at the same time promote the spirit, just record these pictures, no way... People are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves. ”

Xu Mang fell into silence, sometimes he really didn't know what he should do, every time he put forward some new ideas, a group of demons and monsters would find him, most of them didn't understand, come over and ask a few questions, and then answer a few questions by himself.

Answer... They don't understand.

Difficult!

It's really hard!

soon

The leading expert group mentioned by the second grandfather came to visit Fuda, the top university in the country, in fact, their purpose was to come to meet Xu Mang, and they didn't care about the characteristics of Fuda, and Xu Mang also laughed all the way, although they didn't know what they were talking about, but at least they couldn't understand what they were saying.

At the time of an hour,

The two sides spent the so-called communication in the confused stage, compared to Xu Mang's unclearness, the other party was completely confused, and it was just a Connes embedding problem... These people were momentarily speechless, and then another quantum game problem was solved.

“...”

"Xu Mang, Xu Mang, you... I don't even know what to say about you. The second grandfather looked at Xu Mang, sighed and said, "It seems that you are indeed suitable for academics, just your temper... It's easy to be targeted by others, but fortunately in the academic field, your personal strength is strong, otherwise you will be besieged. ”

"Oops..."

"It doesn't matter!" Xu Mang said with a smile: "It's not me who brags, I used to be conspiratorial, but now I'm a little stubborn, to be precise... Haoheng, I'll go home first, don't call me this kind of thing in the future, I'm a person who may have to throw my face to show others, and it will be bad to be embarrassed when the time comes. ”

"Good!"

"You also taught me a lesson today. ”

...

A villa,

Xu Mang was washing vegetables and making Japanese-style chicken hot pot for Xiao Man at night, in fact, Xu Mang was a little curious, is every girl like to eat Japanese food? Xiao Man likes Japanese food very much, and the most unacceptable thing is that she likes to eat sashimi very much.

Oh, my God...

How can you eat this?

Xu Mang, as an authentic Ningshi person, although there is a delicacy in Ningshi called red paste crab, which is pickled with white crab and eaten raw... And he can only accept this point, such as the yellow wine mud snail.

This is directly killed and cut off, and dipped in soy sauce and wasabi one by one, which is not ingestible at all.

At half past four in the afternoon,

Drove to the company to pick up Xiao Man home, Yang Xiaoman told the interesting story of today's incident, the recent invasion of desert locusts in South Asia, which led to some problems, Xiao Man definitely sniped the Indian rupee on the one hand, and made onion and rice futures at the same time.

Listening to Xiao Man's plan, Xu Mang trembled with fright, this woman... It's really hard to mess with, you want someone else's life every minute, you have no conscience at all, people are already so bitter and tired, and you have to add fuel to the fire.

"Humph!"

"Your expression... Are you secretly slandering me?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, and said angrily: "What a capitalist with no conscience, a vampire of the people... I'm not doing this for you, I'm listening to others... The people at the Indian Institute of Technology, organized a small team, are refuting your research. ”

"The old lady is not enough... Kill them!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "You bad thing... I was so oriented to you, but you misunderstood!"

Finished...

The temper came up,

Xu Mang looked at Xiao Man cautiously, and found that she was filled with sadness, and her eyes contained a trace of tears, Xiao Man was not such a person before, but since she became pregnant, she was easily infected by emotions.

To be precise... She is somewhat unstable, and sometimes a split second can break this mother-to-be.

In this regard,

Xu Mang has no complaints, pregnancy is very hard... Raising the crystallization of the two, all the pain is borne by her alone, and it is worth being scolded a few times, what kind of machismo is coming at this time, it's not a good thing!

"Oops, hey!"

"My little darling... What's wrong with this?" Xu Mang hurriedly comforted: "Why did you cry when you were so good? Who bullied you? My husband will definitely blow up his dog's head later!"

"That's you!"

"Big pig's trotters..."Yang Xiaoman's emotions came and went quickly, and he disappeared in an instant, but he still continued to pretend, and said with a small mouth: "You play the child at night, I will preview the feeling of being a mother in advance." ”

"Oh..."

Long

When I got home,

The two were happily eating dinner, and I have to say... Xiao Man felt that he was becoming more and more dependent on Xu Mang, he liked to eat his cooking, liked his words, liked his behavior, in short... Loved everything about him, if those shortcomings could be discarded, of course.

"Full?"

"When I was full, I went to wash the dishes. Xu Mang said: "That's right... You sometimes look at the books in my bookcase, don't keep reading the chicken soup text... Nowadays, some people like to write chicken soup, and the key is that there is a problem with the logic of these chicken soups. ”

"Got it!"

Watching Xu Mang walk out of the kitchen, he picked up a popular science book on the coffee table, looked at it and felt irritable, picked up his mobile phone casually, and began to brush Douyin, which was similar to the past, and soon laughed silly.

"Husband?"

"Do you make a perpetual motion machine?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

“...”

"There is no such thing as a perpetual motion machine. While washing the dishes, Xu Mang said seriously: "First of all, I want to say... A perpetual motion machine is not a system that can move forever, it exists forever, such as superfluids... Theoretically, superfluids are in perpetual motion. ”

"That..."

"Why?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"Conservation of energy and the second law of thermodynamics. Xu Mang said indifferently: "The first type of perpetual motion machine has never been able to bypass the conservation of energy, and the second type of perpetual motion machine cannot be separated from the second law of thermodynamics, so it does not exist." ”

"But..."

"I saw a lot of so-called folk scientists on Douyin, and they developed a perpetual motion machine, which seems to be really powerful. Yang Xiaoman said: "You come and have a look? What if others are really talented and learned? ”

Xu Mang: Embarrassed

really

Xiao Man watched the video of Minke, otherwise how could he ask if the perpetual motion machine exists...

It stands to reason that Xiao Man's IQ can, and he shouldn't ask this kind of question, maybe he's pregnant... The brain has become stupid.

"I don't want to see it. ”

Xu Mang said expressionlessly: "There is nothing to see." ”

“...”

"Why are you so angry?" Yang Xiaoman put down his mobile phone, came to Xu Mang's back, gently hugged his waist, his little face was tightly pressed against his back, and said softly: "Are you often questioned by them? Let you come out and explain a lot of questions they don't know?"

"Pretty much. ”

"I've heard from others, too. Xu Mang shrugged: "But I used to coach them online, and then I was autistic..."

Then

Xiao Man said with a wicked smile: "Then you... Isn't it always called a perpetual motion machine?"

“...”

alas

Since getting married,

Xiao Man is becoming more and more open!

...

night

Xu Mang had just finished taking a shower, wrapped in a bath towel and came to the bedroom, and saw Xiao Man sitting at the head of the bed, really reading the book "One Hundred Preparations Before Being a Mother" carefully, and couldn't help but fall into doubt, now even this can publish a book?

"Come here!"

"I want to experience what it's like to be a mother. Yang Xiaoman beckoned to Xu Mang: "You should be a baby." ”

“...”

"It's annoying!"

"It's coming, it's coming..."

The next second,

Xu Mang's head was wrapped in a bath towel, lying on Xiao Man's lap, and he asked with a bitter face: "Am I too idiot? I am a great scientist with an international reputation, if others know what I am like now, their great image in their minds will be ruined!"

"Cut!"

"You're their big scientist, and you're still my husband!" Yang Xiaoman said disapprerovingly: "Don't speak!

“...”

Xu Mang stopped talking, silently in a daze.

It's just that

Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang carefully, gradually frowned, and complained: "Why do you look so ugly?"

“？？？”

"Oops, hey!" Xu Mang retorted, "There is no such insulting thing as you!"

"Good!"

"Count me wrong, my baby is the best-looking!" Yang Xiaoman hugged Xu Mang's head and shook it gently... Then he said: "Cry! I will cry to my mother, now at this stage you have to cry to be real, don't cry... I'll kill you!"

Xu Mang is crazy,

This is a stepmother, right?

"Wow, wow, wow!"

Xu Mang casually installed it a few times, and then quietly looked at the ceiling lamp, a small black shadow appeared in the lampshade, he knew... It's your own bank card.

"Alright, alright!"

"Don't cry, don't cry... If you cry again, your mother will beat you!" Yang Xiaoman said softly.

Then

Xu Mang asked with a dark face, "Xiao Man... You're not even as good as a stepmother!"

......