Chapter 13: Victory in the First Battle
When Tang Er heard this, he was already frightened and took half a step back, and the beautiful woman even stepped on the offensive, and said again: "Is the massage stick me or yours." Directly let Tang Er flee in the wilderness, the beautiful woman looked at Tang Er's figure leaving in a panic, and said resentfully: "After all, I still paid the wrong ......" and turned to leave.
After witnessing all this, I was also dumbfounded, after thinking about it, I decided to talk to my second brother, walked to the door of Tang Er's room, and saw Tang Er standing outside the room, his face became whiter because of excessive fear, his tone didn't know whether it was anger or horror, anyway, he was a little trembling: "You saw it just now?"
I smiled awkwardly, Tang Er: "How can she be so shameless!"
"The world is different, the culture is different, think about it, you finally got rid of her"
Tang Er: "But I have lost my gentlemanly demeanor." ”
"Then call her back now, and let you redeem your grace. ”
Tang Er was so frightened that he grabbed my hand: "You don't have to!"
Tang Er calmed down for a long time, and seemed to remember something, "What exactly is AIDS you said before?!"
I broke out in a cold sweat when he asked him, and if I told him the truth, I guess I would be able to become a humanoid hedgehog in no time, "Actually, AIDS is a very fatal infectious disease. "You see, it didn't lie to him, did it.
Tang Er thought thoughtfully: "So that's the case." ”
Seeing that Tang Er was confused, I said hello and slipped away, praying that Tang Er would not be Baidu, after the turmoil of Tang Er being chased backwards, I thought of the man in black again, and the more I thought about it, the more I felt that something was wrong, so I dialed Ma Lao's phone,
"What's going on, I'm busy?"
"Did you immortals also cultivate the truth before, from refining qi, building foundations, golden pills, yuan infants, and then flying ...... the thunder tribulation?"
"Stop, stop, are you reading novels and watching the devil?"
"Listen to me. Today, there is a man in black who is inseparable from Ah Fu, and he will do light work, just like a person who walked down in a martial arts novel. ”
"Listen to your description, this man is just a foundation...... Ah, bah, this matter is really strange, I will let Hades and his brother-in-law check later, is there still such a person in the world? ”
"Is it possible that there is no martial arts master in the world?"
"There are no martial arts masters in the world, there is, but there should be no one in the world who is inseparable from that brave man, is it ...... Okay, you don't care about it, I'll naturally tell you if there's news," Ma Lao blindly hung up the phone.
Just now, Ma Lao was blind and stopped talking, obviously knowing that something didn't tell me, but I don't think it had much impact, after all, he told me, and I guess I can't solve it, but I have a new conjecture in my mind - only the traverser can fight the traverser.
Since Ma Lao Blind has not given me any news, I have decided to put an end to this matter for the time being.
The next day, I led my family to the scene of the martial arts competition hosted by Li Ling, and the big man and Ah Fu entered as contestants, and Li Ling also used fake names for them. Since then, there have been two more unfathomable martial arts masters in the world, they are called Wang Erfu and Li Dalong,
Before it started, the whole venue was very lively, the martial arts halls in various places, the provincial teams, everywhere were practitioners, all the dragons and tigers were fierce, there were a body of tendon meat, many sharp-eyed old men wearing practice clothes Tai Chi played tiger and tiger style, strong men wearing their own martial arts uniforms ran everywhere, and there were many people in those two pairs of tricks, many men with red ropes tied to their heads to expose the strong muscles of the upper body seemed to be worshipping something, and there were many boxers who warmed up in the skipping rope at a glance, and there was a group of big men with bare breasts in the west at a glance from Inner Mongolia, which looked around except for myself, which looked at it was not easy to provoke,
Outside is also full of pick-up and drop-off vehicles from their own local martial arts halls and martial arts schools, and the cars with a little bit of sao bao have the world's number one brand on them, and it seems that most of them rushed over a few days ago.
And there are also a lot of foreign players and spectators, it seems that it will be a world-class martial arts exchange feast, Yao and I sat in the first row because of the back door, the entire gymnasium is very huge, conservatively estimated to be able to accommodate thousands of people, and the audience seat will be filled three-quarters after a while,
Riot police cars and ambulances outside the venue have also arrived, and security personnel and medical professionals are also in place.
And then there was an opening ceremony, and there were some performances, some of the performances of splitting bricks and kicking the boards, and you have to say that I must have applauded before, and now ...... I can only say that I let the big guy and Ah Fu give me a whole hemp.
After the opening ceremony, the host stopped being verbose after saying a few words, and announced the start of the game, this game is no protective gear, no restrictions on the way of play, form, prohibition of the use of weapons and injury protocols, unlimited games are relatively rare, I saw the organizer Li Ling dodge sideways, dodged the crowd, and sat down next to me, I: "You don't want to be a judge?"
Li Ling: "It's so boring to sit on the stage, and the old men of the judges are all very ruthless, and one of them is still my master, saying that he wants to see Brother Fu's demeanor." ”
Me: "This venue is big enough, how many people will participate." Li Ling took out a folded list from his pocket, opened it and looked at it, "More than 1,000 people."
"That's too much. ”
"There are too many registrations, and they are all rushing for bonuses, and these more than 1,000 people are still filtered by me."
I shrugged my shoulders and started watching the fight, the first match started in the venue, the two players quickly played together and looked like they were practicing sanda, the two of them kicked from afar and fell closely, the tactics were flexible, the referees were also experienced, and the two of them were able to separate in time when they were together, and the audience was cheering.
The big one kept on the side: "That's it, that's it?" The yin and yang were so weird that Li Ling couldn't stand it anymore, and said to me: "The big one is crazy enough." ”
All I can say is "indeed"
Ah Fu felt a little bored, Yao's blood was boiling and his little fists were tight, Tang Er was sneering, and Sister Bei was very passionate: "Hit him! Hit him! Kick his crotch and kick his crotch! Oh, why is that racketing guy here again? Why doesn't anyone care about him." I heard the audience around me full of black lines, and then I whispered to her: "Eldest sister, that's the referee, and after you go up, you will listen to others for winning or losing." ”
Sister Bei: "Ah? I thought it was nosy, I just told the big guy that when the time comes, I will throw the rack out first." "After listening to this, I broke out in a cold sweat, I want to say it late, the referee may not start a round, and he will go to the intensive care unit of the hospital.
Li Ling asked, "When will Brother Fu play?"
Ah Fu said: "The end is it" Li Ling took out the broken list and looked at it again, and sighed: "Your opponent is a hard stubble, and he is the heavyweight boxing champion of the United States who has defended his title for three consecutive times." Ah Fu didn't care.
After the two players decided the winner, the referee began to read out the next match: "No. 88 Wang Erfu vs. No. 561 Michael Brador."
Ah Fu went into the ring leisurely as if he was in the supermarket, and I saw that the Bradoodle was really a black man, dead and strong, shorter than the big one, but also short and limited, Li Ling's face was solemn: "No, let Brother Fu admit defeat." ”
Yao was also worried: "Can Ah Fu beat that big old black, this is too strong, don't fight!"
I said to Li Ling, "Do you think your brother Fu will lose?"
Li Ling said a strange analogy: "Look at that fantasy novel, if it weren't for the protagonist's hanging, would the Dou Wang have beaten the Dou Huang? You see that this big old black is several heavyweights higher than Ah Fu, and his arm span is longer than Ah Fu, and his explosive power is extremely strong, and Brother Fu will definitely suffer a loss when he fights!"
Coincidentally, Ah Fu is really the protagonist.
"I'll make a bet with you, Ah Fu can win this big black. ”
Li Ling said, "Bet on what?" I thought about it, this old money is too hurtful.
"If I win, you're going to order a few more clothes for the big one. ”
"What's the matter, the big guy who is short of clothes can go to the mall and pick it out, just swipe my card, so what if you lose?"
"Then I'll give you the mobile phone number of Cousin Afuta!"
"It's a deal!"
Anyway, even if Sister Bei loses, she doesn't have a mobile phone, and her mobile phone number is also my mobile phone number, so I won't lose left or right.
As soon as the referee announced the start of the game, Lao Hei directly was an extremely fierce heavy right hook, this time hit me on the head I thought I could knock my head down, Ah Fu was able to dodge, Lao Hei was a set of combination punches Ah Fu only had the power to parry, and then he had to ignore the people and start a combo against Ah Fu, the fist fell on Ah Fu like raindrops, and Ah Fu retreated again and again.
Li Ling saw that he couldn't sit still and stood up and wanted Ah Fu to get off the field quickly, I hurriedly stopped him, after all, the bonus is quite a lot, that Lao Hei fought for a long time and began to take a few steps back to open the distance and plan to take a breath, and then attack, and then look at Ah Fu's scarred upper body, which made Lao Hei red, but nothing happened, Ah Fu looked very relaxed and shook his neck and said: "It's quite painful"
The big one said, "He should be done warming up."
I saw Ah Fu take a big sliding step up and give Lao Hei a heavy punch, although Lao Hei blocked, but still slipped out a few meters, Ah Fu was two punches Lao Hei and slid out a few meters, and then Ah Fu began to punch continuously, and saw that Lao Hei on the field was the same as the ice hockey in the ice hockey game, and was beaten back and forth by Ah Fu, Ah Fu saw this and hit Lao Hei's strong abdominal muscles with a hard punch, this punch broke the air very loudly, it was really like a cannon, and directly spit out Lao Hei's sour water.
But Lao Hei was stubborn in fighting and stood up again, but his arm had been swollen by Ah Fu and had been shaking, Ah Fu had no mercy at all, and a few heavy punches knocked Lao Hei out, and the beaten Lao Hei braces were all spit out. The referee immediately stopped Ah Fu and began to count the seconds, but Lao Hei, who refused to admit defeat, put on braces and stood up again, shook his head and prepared to fight again, but his consciousness was already a little blurry.
Ah Fu directly hit Lao Hei's chin with an uppercut, and there was a crisp sound of bone cracking in the arena, and I only grinned when I heard it. After the referee finished reading the seconds, Wang Erfu's victory was announced. The medical staff hurriedly entered the scene and carried Lao Hei away for treatment.
Li Ling looked stupid.
My villain said triumphantly, "Have you taken it?"
Li Ling: "The strong man of the Douwang is so terrifying!"