Chapter 14: The Arena (1)

I don't know how strong the Douwang is, but I think Ah Fu is also a Dou Saint in my eyes, and Li Ling is also willing to gamble and lose, take out a gold card and stuff it into my hand, "Go to the mall and brush it casually." Then he was called away by a few old men on the stage, and then the host began to announce the change of the rules of the game to require the wearing of protective gear, and then announced that the two sides would wear protective gear to continue the game, and after watching for a while, Li Ling squeezed out of the crowd and returned to his seat, "Tell me: "The judging committee discussed it with me just now, because this old black was injured and important to modify the rules of the competition, Brother Fu was too ruthless." ”

Me: "Pull it down, you can fight this old black with someone else, maybe someone's jaw is rotten." But it's good to change the rules of the game, I'm not afraid that others will hurt them, I'm afraid that they will kill others.

Li Ling smiled dumbly and continued to watch the game seriously.

This round is two Tai Chi, two people fight like mixing eggs, just when you push me and I push you, you and I look quite affectionate, this is also the two men, or I think it is the object there, the two people pushed their hands for a long time, they all showed me sleepy, the red player finally caught the other party may also be sleepy This flaw, a strong throw to the other party, won the game.

The second one is interesting, a practice of dipping clothes and a practice of Mongolian wrestling met, the two of you fall me, I fall you, the comparison is who resists falling, I estimate that the time lying on these two floors is longer than the time of standing - after all, there is not much standing.

Basically, they have been falling and being fallen, and after being fallen, the two of them have to lie on the ground and entangle for a while, the key is that these two are still falling around the field, and it feels like wiping the floor in the ring.

In the end, the Mongolian Han narrowly won by virtue of his fat and weight

Then it's time for the big one to play, the big one's game is not interesting, the opponent is a bald muscular man with a mustache, it is obvious that the height and weight of the big man brings him a lot of oppression, and he loses one weight first.

At the beginning of the game, the mustache stepped back to distance himself from the big one, intending to focus on his legs and not let the big one get close, but his kicks couldn't stop the big man from getting close to him, and his foot kicked the big man's chest, just like the little girl shyly hammering her boyfriend's chest with a small pink fist, and she almost said a word of annoyance~.

The big one looked at the distance and punched out, before Ah Fu's game, Lao Hei's right hook I felt like I could hit my head out, and if the big one hit this punch, I felt like it was the scene of the car accident, and at least it was a truck, but fortunately, the mustache had a thrilling escape, I was a little concerned about whether he had bought insurance, after the mustache dodged the thrilling punch, a dodge moved around the back of the big man, and a high whip leg that twisted the waist and moved the hips to the big neck.

I think he actually wanted to kick the back of the head, but I guess it wasn't enough, I saw the big one unhurriedly reach behind and grab it, and then grabbed the mustache's leg, and then picked up the mustache and threw it on the ground, and then the referee counted the seconds, and the game was over, and the armor was broken, but fortunately, the mustache was still slightly injured.

The whole process is fast, and the state of the big one is not like visiting the vegetable market, but more like a lazy man who has just woken up and is taking a walk. I looked at Li Ling sweating like rain again. His neckline was soaked, and I: "You kid pay attention to moderation, you see you sweating so much."

Li Ling stammered and asked me, "Didn't I offend the big one?" I was afraid of this, so I smiled and asked, "Don't you say he's crazy now?"

Li Ling hurriedly said: "It's me who is crazy, it's me who is crazy."

After the big one, there is a very good-looking duel, Baji Boxing against Muay Thai, the two people fought extremely fiercely, Baji Boxing came up with an Baji top elbow, Muay Thai was not to be outdone, a knee hit the past, Baji Boxing was also completely not afraid, a sideways came a tiger hard climb the mountain, and the Muay Thai was directly overwhelmed.

But Muay Thai's ability to resist hitting is also one of the absolute best in martial arts, get up and have nothing to do to fight again, give Bajiquan a few heavy elbows to fight back, Bajiquan is also to seize the weakness of the distance between Muay Thai, two half-step collapse punches on the chest of Muay Thai players, and the door of Muay Thai is wide open, but Muay Thai is also stiff, and immediately wants to raise his knee to fight back but was trampled on by Bajiquan, and ate Bajiquan elbow and punch.

The Baji boxer took advantage of the victory to chase and chased another trick of the overlord to break the reins, a fierce slash disrupted the defensive rhythm of the Muay Thai player, and then hit the head with a combo, and finally knocked the Muay Thai player down, and the referee stepped forward to stop the countdown and announced that the Baji boxer had won, which is also the practice of Muay Thai, otherwise it would be estimated that he would be killed.

Then it was a snake fist against the praying mantis boxing, the fight was very exciting, both the technical level and the ornamental level were great, like the big one, there was no perception at all, the snake fist poked and cut through the beating to the fullest, the mantis boxing was not bad, the grappling hook lock did not fall, and finally stepped on the seven star steps, and won the game with a trick hook and picking,

And then what tiger claw to crane fist, monkey fist to eagle claw gong, dragon fist to bear paw, flying in the sky and running on the ground are coming, basically belonging to the zoo civil war, a morning look down to feel that traditional martial arts have not declined can still fight.

At the end of the game, Li Ling flattered us to eat the roast whole sheep, of course, this flattery was mainly for the big one, he went to eat two whole ones alone, and then hiccuped through the sky, well, it can be seen that this is full, but I still want to sincerely thank Li Ling, after all, Yao and I haven't eaten a few full meals at home, and my daughter-in-law finally came out with some meat on her face, and she was hungry.

Sister Bei drank the roast lamb and drank it highly white, but it was also delicious. It's just that Tang Er is not used to eating: bluntly said: "The food of the Hu people in the Western Regions is very fatty." ”

After I was full of wine and food, I was about to continue to return to the audience to watch the game, when a few old men in practice clothes came over and said that they wanted to meet the big man and Ah Fu's team leader coach - that is, me, Li Ling hung the cards for me. The old man reported that his family was a descendant of the Hokkien Hequan faction, shook hands with me amicably, and asked me where I was studying, and I: "It's good to say, a bastard in the prosperous community of Changping Street." The old man thought I didn't want to talk and smiled and said, "It's too modest, your two foreign apprentices don't look like bastards." "It's okay, a demon king of the world, a brave man of wood"

The old man was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then asked: "Dare to ask Your Excellency what kind of kung fu you practice, when you shook hands just now, I didn't feel like practicing kung fu in your hands, but it was kung fu on your legs." ”

In order not to lose face, I can only say: "I practice internal strength." With that, a stream of gas came out of my body, into my rectum, and with a final pop, it soared into the sky.

The old man covered his nose: "Sure enough, the internal strength is deep." ”