Li Ling: "The two of them were smuggled over?

I'm ashamed to admit that crossing the plane is probably the most awesome method of smuggling—the kind that even takes my life.

Li Ling was silent, I have reason to believe that he imagined in his mind that two top fighters who fought with their blood and lives in the American underground boxing arena were chased and killed all the way because they refused to play fake boxing and touched the high-level interests of American gangsters, and finally had no choice but to leave their homeland and smuggle to Asia to fight their own world.

"I'll let the special plane pick you up, hang the civil aviation line, and when you go to the airport on Saturday night, just say that you are my guest, and someone will take you to the special plane. “

I gasped, this ...... Is this the power of money? I said, "Thank you."

Li Ling: "What I admire most are those who have real kung fu, I have made a friend of Ah Fu!" Then I estimate that he will have to make friends sooner or later.

However, even if Li Ling sends a special plane to pick us up, I think we should give them these black households, and solve the problem of fake protection, photos, fake identities, and certificates, what if they can use them in the future?

As soon as I thought of this, I went out for a stroll, looking for where there were fakes and certificates, this was a coincidence, I met an old acquaintance - Xiao Huang Mao, this Huang Mao didn't bring a rainbow boy today, I didn't bring Ah Fu, big one, this is going to be a heads-up, but Huang Mao saw me, that face was like an eggplant frost - wilted, turned around and was about to leave, I saw that he was subdued: "I remember calling Huang Rui, don't go." ”

Huang Rui: "Big brother, I don't know Mount Tai with my eyes, am I wrong, or your people are hard, I obeyed, I will give gifts to your family during the New Year's holidays in the future, you treat me as a fart, let me go, my brothers are dreaming now, and they can still dream of the Bull Demon King playing with them with a big pendulum." “

Me: "I don't mean that, I just want to ask you something, how to do fake, good skills, my friend has something to do and wants to get a certificate or something"

Huang Rui: Big brother, you said it earlier, this scared me, I know this thing, I tell the place. Then he gave me a business card, which said professional high imitation, contact number: 130XXXXXXXX,

"You go there and say that you are looking for Jia Dalong, you will find him, from driving, license, protection, photo, identity, certificate, marriage certificate, divorce certificate, real estate, certificate, household, mouth, everything is available, it is definitely not much different from the real one, but the price, how much more expensive, but you report my name Huang Rui, he can give you a discount. ”

Me: Thank you, I only compensate you for 200 yuan of medical expenses on my own behalf. Then he took out 200 yuan in cash and handed it over, after all, this person is also very polite, and I can't get out of bed with half of the fashion circle at one time, and I feel a little guilty. Huang Rui looked at the two red old men, "Brother, don't need it, what are you polite to me, they are recovering well, but they are a little psychological." Then he put my 200 yuan in his pocket, and I smiled: "Then your psychological shadow is not the most serious?"

Huang Rui: "Brother, don't say it, that day, the scare caused me to urinate out of my kidney stones, and I went to the hospital to take a film and said that I was cured." “

Me: "That's fine. “

Huang Rui: "That's okay, I'll go first." "After Huang Mao left, I went straight to the place. When I saw that this place was a seller of aphrodisiacs, I told the shopkeeper Jia Dalong according to what Huang Mao said, and he led me into the back room. ”

The house was full of fake certificates, and I said to Jia Dalong: "Get 3 identities and certificates, 2 foreign, 1 domestic, and 3 residence and permits." After saying that, I thought that there might be new "guests" in the future. So I asked again, "Can you get a membership card here?" ”

Jia Dalong: "What should you do with this barber shop? "Do you have any photos?"

Me: "Yes. "I took a picture of the trio with my phone before I went out.

Jia Dalong looked at the photo

"5,000 for foreign countries, 3,000 for domestic ones, and 2,000 for residence and permits. “

I: "Huang Rui asked me to come. ”

Jia Dalong: "Then add another 500, he did the fake driving license with me last time, and the money hasn't been given to me yet." ”

Me: "Then I'll go to the bank first." ”

I excused myself to leave the place quickly, 5000, 3000, I took out my mobile phone and called the police: "Hey, hello comrade police." ”

"Yes, I'm going to report it, I found a criminal den of fake certificates, the address is XXXXXX, they are disguised as an aphrodisiac sales point, but you can see the place where they made fake certificates when you go inside the house. ”

"No thanks, no thanks, I'm also contributing to society. “

I'll let you add another 500, go back to prison and add it. Of course, I'm not short of this amount of money (that is), I mainly think that fake documents can't be circulated in society, which is too harmful to society.

Just when I returned to the door of the house with a full sense of justice, I saw a blind horse squatting at the door of my house, of course, my eyes were first attracted by the blonde European beauty next to him, this blonde beauty was wearing a big black robe, her facial features were perfect, there were a few freckles on her face, her height was more than one meter seven, her figure was also a golden ratio, and the most important thing was her proud upper circumference.

Ma Lao slapped my face: "Don't look at it, I've been standing here for a long time." ”

He introduced me to me: "Witch, Bailey Saud. “

He introduced me to the beauty again: "Unemployed young man - Wu Liao, just call him Xiao Wu." ”

I called Ma Lao Blind downstairs every day to talk in detail, "I think your sentence of unemployment is superfluous, and what do you mean by a witch?"

Ma Lao is blind: "It's a woman who can do black magic!"

"It's also black magic, didn't you say before that they are almost like ordinary people here? You tell me, can ordinary people in your family beat three people out of 4 meters with a wave of their hands, or can they beat more than 100 people out of the aisle? “

"My family is an ordinary person...... Probably yes, the main thing is that they can't use magic or superpowers until now, aren't they just like ordinary people, you're talking about the physical strength and muscle memory of their own creatures. “

Me: "That's not an ordinary person, you can't let her live in my house, I have a wife." “

Ma Lao blindly looked disdainful: "I have a wife, I didn't move for a long time just now." “

"Then you can't blame me for this, the main thing is that it's too big. “

Ma Lao Blind was even more disdainful: "Don't tell me here, it's useless to bring you a beautiful woman, it's still a lot of things, next time I'll bring you a few orcs, let them play mahjong with the Demon King, believe it or not?"

I believe that this old thing can definitely do it, and I feel poor: "What about the funds?"

Ma Lao Blind: "No, farewell." “

After saying that, this old bastard evaporated.

As soon as the old horse walked away, the blonde beauty was revealed.

"You're in charge of this thing?"

Then the beautiful woman came up and grabbed me under the armpit, and my head seemed to be attached to something soft, and then began to twist my fist my head, commonly known as a rolling pear, which made me sore.

"In the future, this land will be under my control, you know, when you see me in the future, I will call me sister. ”

I couldn't stand the pain of being twisted: "Sister Bei, Sister Bei, it hurts!" She let go, she went into the room and looked around: "Okay, it's okay to look at." ”

The trio saw that a newcomer or a beautiful woman had come, and they all left the house, Sister Bei also looked at the trio, and then pointed at me, and then pointed at Tang Er and Ah Fu, "The three of you will be my little brother in the future, call me sister." ”

Me: "That big one, why don't you say it's your little brother?"

Sister Bei: "That one can't be beaten at a glance, so forget it." “

Me: "......"

Sister Bei pointed at Tang Er: "This handsome girl, you can sleep at night." Tang Er just snorted coldly and ignored her.

"Later, the three of you will take off your pants more, I'll take a look, and find me a set of clothes. ”

At this point, I figured it out, this is a female hooligan.

After a few hours of visiting my house, the female hooligan Sister Bei found the thing she was most interested in - wine, and after she drank all the beer in my refrigerator, she stared at my bottle of Niulanshan, and after drinking it, she began to play drunken crazy with me.

Female hooligans are terrible, but is there anything more terrible than female hooligans? There are —— drunken female hooligans, then the one I met is obviously a higher level, a beautiful and sexy drunken female hooligan, who drank too much and insisted on picking up my pants, I stubbornly guarded and didn't let her move, which can be done for me if I can't say it well, and then I can beat me up and ask me for money, and then scold me for being irresponsible. After she played with herself for a while, she fell asleep on my bed, still wearing my daughter-in-law's underwear, looking still a little smaller, which reminded me of the sentence - why do you wear clothes?

This sleeping appearance is very bad, and the clothes are not neat, in order to avoid misunderstanding, I quickly found a place to cover her, and my daughter-in-law came in. And then...... I explained this to my daughter-in-law, but I couldn't explain it clearly, and I estimated that I could finish the next chapter, and the chapter was called divorce.

A few hours later, under my unremitting coaxing explanation, I finally made it clear that Sister Bei, a female hooligan, also temporarily lived in my house as Afu's distant cousin, and my wife was not happy, but she chatted with Sister Bei very speculatively, it seems that Sister Bei told her a lot of folk ghost stories, and they seemed to have a consensus in the field of skin care, so my wife agreed to Sister Bei's temporary stay in my house.

As for how they slept at night, it must have been two women living together, and as for how the remaining four men slept together, it didn't matter anymore, did it?

In terms of learning, Sister Bei originally wanted to be a bastard who didn't learn and didn't know anything, but in the big one: "No, no, no one won't even know a word, right?" Under the yin and yang weirdness, Sister Bei still joined their learning ranks, for leading beginners, Mr. Afu has been familiar with the road, he even compiled a crash course for primary school Chinese, Sister Bei quickly mastered life skills, often ordered takeout to call beer and liquor to drink, just came to my house for two days, I spent more than 500 on takeaway to buy wine, the whole is an alcoholic, and she has an unusually strong interest in biology and the occult after she recognizes words, and often studies some strange and weird things.

In the past two days at my house, she also found out that except for me who can bully and bully, no one else basically listens to her, she doesn't dare to mess with the big one, Tang Er doesn't pay attention to her at all, Ah Fu is a piece of wood, Yao is a sister according to her words, and she is in the same position. This may also be related to the ability to resist the United States, big man, I don't think he likes women, Tang Er, if it weren't for that popular legal education, I would have always thought that he was a personality, cold, and Ah Fu is a piece of wood. So I'm probably not close here, but of course I think the main reason is that I'm actually in charge of the money and can buy her wine.

In order to save some money, I took a taxi with Ah Fu to the big supermarket to buy five cases of beer at wholesale prices, and when I came home, I saw Sister Bei holding red chalk that I don't know where it came from, drawing a strange pattern on the ground, and a few candles around it, and muttering that I don't understand, but I feel a little scared of things.

"Sister Bei, what are you doing here?"

"Draw a magic circle. ”

"Magic Array, what kind of Magic Array?

"Summoning demons, I read it on the Internet, I'll try to make it good or not. “