Then I told Yao a bizarre story about three big men and a giant man digging a pit and squatting to play marbles for an afternoon.

Yao couldn't understand this, but looking at Ah Fu's British face, as well as the fierce appearance of the big one like a 11th-century Viking pirate, he felt that it was reasonable that he hadn't played bouncing, so he was reluctantly relieved.

Regarding the issue of going to the restaurant, although I have made up my mind to invite the big guys to a celebration banquet - after all, there are more than 100 people, but in view of the limited funds, I can only choose a small restaurant, so I came to this Yuanyuan burrito shop, and I ordered 10 catties of flour cakes without saying a word.

The waitress smiled: "How many of you?"

"5 pcs"

Waitress: "We have a lot of bread here, and we are hungry, and most people eat a ......."

Then the big one came in as soon as he bowed his head, and the waitress immediately said, "Is 10 pounds right, is 10 pounds enough?"

"10 pounds...... Not necessarily, let's eat first. “

"Where's the dish. ”

I picked up the menu and looked left and right, and then asked for a pot of shredded potatoes, Yao was not happy, and grabbed the menu: "How can I pick it up in the next restaurant? ”

It's worthy of being my wife, it's arrogant, then I'm also out of the way, I ruthlessly asked for two meat dishes, and a dozen beers, and when the dishes are ready, the cakes are here, the wine is also served, and no one moves chopsticks, all looking at me there?

"Why don't you eat it?"

Yao: "It's good that you are the head of the family, and I want to give you face on formal occasions and make you start." ”

A table of heroes, emperors, heroes, and beauties are waiting for me to speak, I quickly sandwiched a slice of pork belly and put it in my mouth, "What are those vain heads doing, eat, eat, eat!"

Then Yao began to pour wine for everyone, and after pouring it, he picked up the cup and looked around at everyone, slightly nervous: "Everyone is ...... Wu Liao buddy, it's Wu Liao buddy, it's my buddy, let's go one. "It's quite a bit of the meaning of the children of the rivers and lakes, and after speaking, he dried it up, the big man and the demon king probably didn't use the cup, so he finished a glass casually, and took the bottle directly, even if Tang Er estimated that he was at least drinking it with a sea bowl, this bit of wine was not a problem at all, and he opened the bottle directly.

Then I saw that my wife was up, and the old man blew on the bottle, and I had to be forced to take the bottle and start a job: "We have been mixing together for half a month, and it is fate that everyone can come to my place, and you have also helped me a lot, I am deeply grateful for this, come and go." After saying this, the beer was directly jj three and a half bottles less - I drank half a bottle.

Yao looked at it: "You can drink some of this! Come and have some white?" I hurriedly waved my hand to say no, and then Yao also followed the food and drank cup by cup, and after a while, she was enough, she was already drunk, I drank a few bottles and didn't drink it, it's not that I'm afraid of getting drunk, the main thing is that this thing has a belly, it didn't take long, a dozen beers are gone, and there is no food left, the big one and Ah Fu also looked like they were all right, Tang Er's face was slightly red, but it was okay at all.

I asked for a few catties of dough cakes to pack, and after settling the account, I was ready to take my wife and brother home, and the few catties of dough cakes packed were eaten as snacks for the big one, Yao was drunk, and I couldn't walk in a straight line, I was going to help her blow the wind and sober up, Tang Er looked at the street curiously while walking, and on the way back, Ah Fu saw his favorite fried stinky tofu again, and I bought him 10 strings of stinky tofu.

During the period, an upper-class person from a high-end western restaurant passed by, he was wearing a Versace windbreaker, the shirt inside was Louis Vuitton, wearing Gucci leather shoes on his feet, the lower pants were Armani's, and he was wearing a Swiss watch, the good guy had more than 100,000 yuan, he was still handsome, and he was not short, and he was simply rich and handsome, and Gao Fushuai came out to blow the wind, and he frowned when he saw Ah Fu, who was eating stinky tofu, and did not hide his dislike, but when he saw me holding the drunken Yao, and then looked at the big one, he was immediately angry, and shouted with a sense of justice: "Let her go!".

After that, this boy thought that we were a professional foreign corpse picking team, and he fell in love with my wife's beauty and figure, and wanted to come to a hero to save the beauty, before I could explain, he came up and gave Ah Fu a jab to the front, and knocked Ah Fu's stinky tofu off, you can beat Ah Fu, you can scold Ah Fu, but if you interrupt Ah Fu to eat stinky tofu, do you know what will happen? I guess you don't know, because I don't know either.

This Gao Fushuai knocked off Ah Fu's stinky tofu is not over, and then he received an uppercut, which was blocked by Ah Fu's hand, I see that Gao Fushuai's posture is also professionally trained, this hook did not hit Ah Fu's chin, Gao Fushuai was not discouraged, a beautiful roundhouse kick went to Ah Fu, but Ah Fu dodged with an understatement and gave Gao Fushuai another leg kick, so that Gao Fushuai directly lost his center of gravity and fell to the ground.

Gao Fushuai who fell to the ground immediately carped up, got up and was another flying kick, and when he was about to point to Ah Fu's head, Ah Fu was as fast as lightning, and he grabbed Gao Fushuai's feet and neck and pulled it in the opposite direction, so that Gao Fushuai fell into a, Gao Fushuai was angry and held the ground and made a move to sweep the hall, but before he touched Ah Fu's side, the whole person was kicked directly by the ruthless Ah Fu to the door frame of the hotel.

At this time, many passers-by have begun to video, and they all think that they are shooting videos, thinking that the cameras are shooting in unknown places.

I guess the plot in their hearts is probably the kind of plot in which handsome Chinese kung fu masters constantly challenge awesome foreign villains, Gao Fushuai saw that passers-by began to watch, and he felt that he couldn't lose face, and he was going to attack again, I also felt that it was useless to explain at this time, this Gao Fushuai was obviously on top, so he could only convince him to say it.

But one thing to say, I think this rich and handsome man is already very powerful, I thought he would be able to compare with Ah Fu twice, but this will be compared four or five times, and he can still stand up, which shows that he is indeed a serious practitioner.

Gao Fushuai looked at the next plate and couldn't compare to Ah Fu, so come to the top, a Muay Thai turned around and elbowed over, and was dodged by Ah Fu with his head down, Gao Fushuai took advantage of Ah Fu to bow his head and chase another knee to Ah Fu's face door, but Ah Fu pressed his knee with his hand and stuffed it back, Gao Fushuai who did not admit defeat took advantage of his close body and another set of left and right hook punches and hooks, with elbows and knee hits to launch a fierce attack on Ah Fu, Ah Fu can dodge and hide, can not hide and block, completely comfortable, and even ate stinky tofu, which looks like an underbeaten。

It may be that Ah Fu felt that the stinky tofu was cold, and he wanted to eat it quickly, so he started his counterattack, and when he came up, he grabbed Gao Fushuai's arm with a straight punch, and punched it to the stomach, which directly made Gao Fushuai, who was high-spirited, vomit out his dinner, and I probably looked at what he ate as if it was seafood.

Gao Fushuai, who didn't have dinner, finally lost his will to fight, and I seized the opportunity to explain to him at this time: "This is my wife who drank too much, I don't believe you asked her." I shook Yao, who was still in a daze, and Yao was a little confused: "Husband when you get home?"

At this point, Gao Fushuai saw that he could only accept the reality that the hero did not save the beauty and lost face, and then came out of the high-end Western restaurant A bewitching beauty I think is a little familiar came out to support Gao Fushuai, with a concerned look: "Are you okay Li Shao?! Do you need to go to the hospital?"

Then he said to me viciously: "I will call the police immediately and arrest you all!" Gao Fushuai, who was known as Li Shao, struggled to get up: "I'm fine, it's all a misunderstanding, it's okay." I thought it would be a plot of this rich and handsome man biting me without giving up, and I was going to let Ah Fu beat him out for lunch to see, but when I saw that he was still reasonable, I decided to help him pick up the face on the ground, and said to the lively onlookers, "It's all gone, let's disperse, our movie is finished." ”

Gao Fushuai said: "Thank you, but, your foreign buddy's kung fu is so good, I want to make friends with him", look at it, how big his heart is, how generous, just now he made people vomit, and now he has to make friends with people. Immediately, Gao Fushuai asked Ah Fu in English, "Hi, guy, what" s you

ame?”

Ah Fu: "Just call me Ah Fu." ”

Gao Fushuai: "Wow, the Chinese is very good, my name is Li Ling, I hope you can participate in the martial arts competition I held, it will be held in Shenzhen next Sunday, I hope you can all come, especially Ah Fu"

After speaking, he took out five tickets and gave them to me, and his contact number was on the tickets, and he patted me on the shoulder again and said, "And your wife is very beautiful." "Damn, you still need to say it, after speaking, he hugged the beauty and got on the supercar and left in style, and he couldn't see the traces of vomiting just now, but the beauty glared at my wife before getting into the car, and threw a wink at Tang Er, and Yao was still confused, and she didn't know what was going on. But I look like I've woken up a bit.

But on the way back, Yao, who had not woken up completely, seemed to be interested, and intentionally or unintentionally teased me on the way, and put the evil fire that I pressed down by doing push-ups again, and as soon as I got home, I said: "Everyone is tired today, hurry up and go to sleep." After saying that, it doesn't matter if they are sleepy or not, they turn off the lights, and enter the house with their wives in their arms, as soon as I enter the house, I began to make pre-war preparations, Yao also changed into pajamas, and looked at me charmingly with the bed with her hands, then I can still stand it, and immediately go straight to the topic.

Yaojiao snorted: "Dead ghost!" After that, it was a tiring night.

The next day, I checked this Li Ling on the Internet, and found that he was the only son of the famous playboy - the famous movie tycoon Li Huaqiang, and the domestic film and television media also have a lot to do with his family, according to the grapevine, "Which young debutant, model, female star has no leg with him?" The champion of the World Youth Kickboxing Championship, I checked it again, and the fighting competition he held, I was red-eyed this time, and the champion had a prize of 500,000 US dollars.

I took out my tickets and called the contact number of the organizer above, and it was a girl who answered the phone, and I said, "You asked your Li Shao to answer the phone, and said that it was Afu calling." ”

Customer Service: Okay, please wait. “

Sure enough, as I expected, I contacted Li Ling,

Li Ling asked excitedly, "Are you planning to participate in my martial arts competition?" ”

Me: "That's pretty much it, but I need to ask you a question

Li Ling: "What's the problem?"

Me: "Do you know how you can get a fake, a copy, a certificate? ”