My old face was red, arched my hand, "Promise, promise", and then quickly fled the scene, back to the seat, the afternoon game played well, what judo vs Hong boxing, iron line fist vs aikido, taekwondo vs Tan leg, most of them are traditional martial arts vs. modern martial arts, as for the winning rate, I feel like it's five or five open after reading it, but there is a martial arts hall under the stage to scold, basically a martial arts hall: "You taekwondo flower boxing embroidered legs!"

B Martial Arts Hall: "You White Crane Fist is a showman!"

A Martial Arts: "What do you say!"

B Martial Arts Hall: "You are the flower shelf"

Then it was lively, basically playing on the stage, playing off the stage, playing on the stage for a while to look at the audience, and half of the audience looked at the stage, and the posture off the stage intensified.

I don't know which one is not afraid of things shouted: "Chinese martial arts are all spicy chicken", this sentence directly exploded at the scene, the scene of the competition directly became a large group scene, and the nature also changed from a brawl to a righteous battle of Chinese martial artists united to resist the invasion of Western boxing, the scene was extremely chaotic, and the riot police finally dispatched to stop this "Sino-foreign dispute".

However, the competition was also postponed because of this chaos, and after leaving the arena, Li Ling said that the five judges on the stage wanted to invite us to dinner. These five years together are estimated to be at least 300 years old, and it is not possible to go if you don't go.

When I arrived at the place where I ate, I saw that there were five old men of different heights, fat and thin, and the one in the middle was more like an old farmer who had just gone to the field, and he was wearing a hat.

Li Ling began to introduce one by one from left to right: "This Shandong Li senior, an expert in boxing and leg springing, this is Huo's Bajiquan descendant Huo Laoshang, his family's Bajiquan is handed down from his ancestors, in the middle this is Mr. Wang Hong, chairman of the Chinese Traditional Martial Arts Association, that is the guard of the 129th Division of the People's Liberation Army during the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression, Mr. Xu Haifeng, who has fought Americans, been on the battlefield, and killed many foreign devils. ”

My mother, one is more scary than the other, all of them are old monsters, Yao and I hurriedly introduced themselves to the otherworldly tour group, so as not to be polite, the old men also complimented each other, and took a seat after greeting each other, I pinched Li Ling and whispered: "These people are so big, why didn't you tell me earlier?"

Li Ling also looked aggrieved: "It was all found by my master, saying that it was his old friend, and I didn't expect the formation to be so big." ”

But I didn't panic, on the face, I'm the demon king on the left and the brave on the right, and there is an ancestor who plays with hidden weapons standing behind, how to say that this formation is not a loss, and the female hooligan who knows magic doesn't sit down as an outsider and starts to take off her shoes and drink, as soon as Sister Bei is so unpretentious, everyone will take a seat, this is all seated, the old man began to make trouble,

The old guard facing Ah Fu: "Where did Xiaoyou learn from?" I hurriedly replied for Ah Fu: "Yongmen, Yongjia fist." ”

The five old men looked at each other and arched their hands to Ah Fu: "It seems that a few of us old and immortal lonely people have never heard of your teacher." ”

I asked him about the big man's origin, "I said, "He was from the Demon Sect."

"Mo Pai?" The five old men looked at each other again, and the scene seemed a little awkward, but fortunately, the dishes came.

Ah Fu and the big man ate and attracted the praise of the old man, "Little friendly appetite, no wonder you are born with divine power." Then the old man with the hat said the real purpose of inviting us to dinner: "Today, I saw a few little brothers on the field, and my hands are a little itchy, so let's have a discussion outside." ”

I'll just say, these old men haven't left Ah Fu and the big man since they first entered the door, these masters see other masters as if a pervert sees a beautiful young woman, Ah Fu sees stinky tofu, and he can't move without a gesture.

But I refused on the grounds that there would be a game for them tomorrow, if I didn't refuse, I thought about the whole process, and the big man smiled disdainfully and began to be angry with the five old men, let the five old men go together, and then the five old men were beaten and disgraced, and decided to quit the rivers and lakes.

When the old man's gang of five heard this, they immediately felt sorry for it, and retired one after another after dinner.

Then we went back to the hotel and went back to our rooms to rest

After the next day, because of some activities that damage the kidney, so my couple opened their eyes late, and when we arrived at the audience, the morning game has been half over, I just arrived to see a Baguazhang to Taijiquan, the Baguazhang dragon step, slippery like a loach, around the opponent began to sway, circle by circle, look dizzy, more than 10 minutes of the game stunned the referee to vomit, there are idlers to him to calculate that he turned more than 800 laps, although the game lost, but let

A provincial sports team has been recruited to the skating team.

Later, a bald man faced a Muay Thai boxer, and the bald man was completely defenseless and exchanged injuries with his opponent, punching to the flesh, and fighting was a turn-based fight. Later, he couldn't beat Muay Thai, he didn't have anything to do, it seems that he should practice the kung fu of the golden bell cover iron cloth shirt.

Then there were two players wearing robes and coats on the field, their robes and coats were equipped with protective gear, a little funny, but the two were very calm, not in a hurry and quite a bit of grandmaster style, both sides put on a good posture, did not launch an attack, very rigorous, staring at each other's movements, confronting each other in the venue slowly circled, the two of them changed their pace, one made a slight squatting horse step, one made a ding step, and the two of them spared a circle, it was related to the collective honor of the martial arts hall of both sides, and they could not be careless, no one made a move, and then ...... Spare again.

The audience on the field was already impatient, and at this time, the player with the blue armor took the lead in attacking, and a straight punch came with a "ha", and the other party "drink!" dodged away, and the two of them retreated half a step back and continued to ...... Circling.

What kind of fight is this, just look at the two of them to a point in the field, to the distance of any person as the radius, eternally do a circular movement, just like the two yin and yang fish in the moving Taiji diagram, and then look at it for a while I estimate that Taiji will give birth to two instruments,

Before Liangyi gave birth to four elephants, I happened to see a boxed lunch seller at the venue, so I was going to buy two boxes to make up for my and my wife's breakfast, so Ma Lao Blind called me: "I have found someone who can tie with Ah Fu in the world!"

I was buying a lunch box and asked, "Who?"

"There is only one person in the world who can tie with Ah Fu, this person is a martial arts wizard, basically he can be called famous in previous lives, one life is called Zhang Sanfeng, and then the Qing Dynasty was called Huang Feihong at that time, and the one closest to the present is called Bruce Lee. ”

Good guys, they have been martial arts legends for generations. ”

"What is this life called?"

"In this life, his name is Fang Houwu, and he is also a martial arts wizard, and now he is the only one who can fight with Ah Fu, but the person who was there that day was not him, he was the reincarnation of another group of people, and it is very likely that he does not belong to the earth, but I haven't found out the details yet, and I'll tell you when I find out. After saying that, Ma Lao was blind and hung up.

Doesn't belong to Earth? Is it really a visitor from outside the sky?

Just as I was about to go back with the boxed lunch, the young man who sold the boxed lunch grabbed me, "Wait a minute, you are the leader of Wang Erfu and Li Dalong, can you have a discussion with me?"

, the lunch box seller also came to bully me?

I asked angrily, "Who are you?"

"Waiting for Martial Arts"