But fantasy is fantasy after all, Yang Qiang followed the online teaching, trained with snacks for a month, and then gave up.

I didn't expect that now the "sister" can not only go to the toilet like this, but also flush the water by herself, which is the same as marrying a wife and sending a sister-in-law, how can Yang Qiang not be happy!

No, it seems that the focus today is not on whether my sister will go to the toilet, but on me...... How can you understand what "sister" is trying to convey?

After Yang Qiang finished washing, he began to look for his "sister" all over the house. Finally, on the balcony of his house, I saw the "sister" in the most lazy posture, basking in the morning sun.

"What are you going to eat for lunch today?" Yang Qiang asked, staring into the eyes of his "sister".

"The old lady wants to eat authentic yellow-lipped fish, can you give it?" "Sister" glanced at Yang Qiang with disdain.

"Hahaha!" Yang Qiang laughed wildly, he really understood the meaning of "sister".

No, or is there something wrong, could it be that I am too sad and crazy when I am out of love? Even if I am not crazy, I have paranoia?

In order to verify that he was not crazy, Yang Qiang ran to the bedroom and pulled out a bag of cat treats from the corner of the wardrobe.

Cats are not like dogs, cats are very shrewd and flexible, they can do everything from heaven to earth, and they can't open it only if they are bullied and hidden in their wardrobes.

"Do you want to eat?" Yang Qiang held the retail and shook it in front of his "sister".

"Sister" stood up, her eyes shining green: "Wow, this is my mother's favorite unsalted dried fish." ”

"If you want to eat, call Daddy. ”

"Horn. The proud "sister" bent her waist for the little dried fish, really opened her mouth, simulated the pronunciation of "Daddy", and called twice.

Yang Qiang was so excited that his heart almost jumped out of his throat.

"The pronunciation is inaccurate, it's -- 'Daddy'. Yang Qiang teaches pronunciation.

"Dial. "Sister" learns to pronounce it.

"Almost, come again, it's BA-BA, four sounds!"

"Hey, shovel officer, you're going too far! How does the old lady know what the four sounds are!" "Sister" bowed her waist and turned her ears into airplane ears, expressing extreme dissatisfaction.

"Okay, good, give it to you. Since Yang Qiang has verified that he is not crazy, and his goal has been achieved, he generously handed the dried fish to his "sister".

The "sister" stood up, hugged the dried fish with her forelegs, then turned around, faced the morning light, and just stood and began to eat. Yang Qiang, who was standing behind, looked at the golden black hair in the sun, and sighed: What a grandmaster's bearing!

Sitting on the sofa, Yang Qiang pondered, why did such a bizarre scene happen? It completely subverted his nine-year compulsory education, three-year first love education, and four-year pig raising education.

Could it be that it is the reason for eating garbage?

We ate a pit together, so we have a heart?

Fork, and a female cat have a heart, the world is still full of malice towards me!

After eating dried small fish and bathing in the morning sunbath, the "sister" happened to pass by the sofa, looked up at Yang Qiang, and happened to see Yang Qiang's dissatisfaction, stopped and glared at Yang Qiang: The old lady and the exclusive shovel officer have a good heart, who will the old lady go to complain to?

It just so happened that Yang Qiang also looked at the eyes of the "sister", understood its meaning, and immediately raised his hand to surrender: "I was wrong, this is my honor!"

Meow meow (of course). "Sister" used its unique ass shaking posture to go to the bedroom to find its cat nest.

Yang Qiang likes small animals, but he is a very lazy person, he has never thought of raising pets, and at the age of 27, it is the time to start a family, how can he have spare money. But Liu Wen couldn't hold back his liking, so he decided to raise a cat.

"Sister" is an authentic Bombay cat, known as the "little black panther", the general price is about 5000 yuan, but because the "sister" was born a little accident, the hind limbs were seriously damaged, and the strength was insufficient, so whether it was jumping or walking, the back was a little unstable, and it looked like the butt was shaking very badly. So he bargained with the merchants in the pet market, and Yang Qiang used 2,500 yuan to buy a "sister" and give it to Liu Wen.

Liu Wen likes cats, but she is lazier than Yang Qiang, and Yang Qiang usually takes care of it, she just teases it when she is in a good mood, so the relationship between "sister" and Yang Qiang is deeper.

When Yang Qiang thinks of the fruit core, he will definitely think of the scene when the fruit core appears in the palm of his hand out of thin air, and naturally, he will think of the scene in the dream.

Final summary: It was because of that dream that caused all this!

So, why did you have that dream?

Yang Qiang was puzzled, but he was a Gemini with obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he didn't want to understand, so he panicked, so he simply cocked Erlang's legs, lay on the sofa and continued to think.

"Come and see, someone's going to jump off the building!"

Just when Yang Qiang was thinking about having a headache, he heard someone in the community downstairs shouting, as if he was calling everyone to watch a movie.

What is the content?

Fork, so no sympathy!

Yang Qiang turned over and rushed downstairs, he lived on the fourth floor, and it took him two seconds to get downstairs. He was in a hurry to see the excitement, and he didn't realize that he had become a fast man.

Following the eyes of the crowd, it turned out that the residents of their own building were about to jump off the building.

The house rented by Yang Qiang is a two-bedroom, one-living room, one kitchen and one bathroom with a balcony, with a monthly rent of 2,500. The reason why you can still rent such a cheap house in the second ring road of Rongcheng is because this is an old community of more than 20 years. Each building is eight storeys high, and now called it multi-storey, which is actually a staircase. The community facilities are old, the security is old, the sanitation is poor, and the quality of most of the residents is not good.

At this time, a woman was standing on the rooftop of the eighth floor, floating in a white dress in the sun. It's a pity that in the hot summer, the sun before noon is also very scorching, and when I look up, I can't see the woman's skirt clearly...... No, I can't see her appearance clearly, I just know that she is in good shape.

The number of people watching the excitement downstairs is gradually increasing, but most people are pointing fingers and discussing the reasons why women might jump off the building. At this time, a middle-aged man in the crowd finally couldn't help it, waved his hand vigorously, and shouted: "Sister, don't jump." ”

"yes, don't jump!"

Some people took the lead, and some people shouted.

Yang Qiang followed the voice and saw that it was his landlord who was shouting so hard. I didn't expect this landlord, who usually picks the door to the extreme and takes advantage of the extreme, to be so compassionate.

Then I heard the landlord shout: "I have 5 houses for rent in this building, if you jump like this, how will I rent it out in the future, how can I increase the rent!"

The audience was silent at the "......".

"Ahh

At this time, the 60-year-old security guard was still panting and climbing upstairs to the rooftop, and the police and fire brigade had not yet arrived, but the woman had already jumped down from the downstairs.

Yang Qiang was also screaming, but in the screaming, he couldn't help but rush out.

He didn't know why he wanted to rush out, what was the use of rushing out, but a voice cried out in his heart: I can save her, I can save her!