Chapter 2: Wages are garbage
A minute later, Yang Qiang lay on the ground, panting like a dog, unable to even hold a broom, and fell aside.
Isn't this sweeping the floor? Isn't it the magic of love going round and round?
Yang Qiang, who was carried by a broom to quickly turn in circles and sweep the floor, was dizzy + weak in his limbs.
Feeling a sudden golden light shining in front of him, Yang Qiang tried his best to raise his head and saw the golden armor health ...... No, Golden Guard.
"Your physique is really worrying, today's work will give you a point, don't be proud. The Golden Armor Guard shook his head and said.
"What's the perfect score?" Yang Qiang has obsessive-compulsive disorder.
"100 points. ”
Yang Qiang: "......"
I'm proud of a hammer!
"You can pick a piece of garbage and take it with you, and it will be your salary this time. ”
Belch...... Big brother, this hall is very clean, I was tired and tired, so I swept a pit that I don't know who ate the leftovers, and a piece of stool, are you serious?
Hey, big brother, big brother!
Yang Qiang, who was lying on the ground, rubbed his eyes, and in the blink of an eye, the golden armor guard disappeared again.
"When have I ever been so humorous? It's a shame to reward myself with garbage in my dreams. Yang Qiang tilted his head, looked at the two garbage, and yawned, if you really want to choose one, you can't choose poop, right?
When Yang Qiang opened his eyes again, his spirit was a little trance, he blinked, confirmed that it was home, confirmed that he was still lying on the sofa, turned over and got up, looked at the time, it was already seven o'clock in the evening. Because it was summer, it wasn't completely dark yet.
"Oops. Yang Qiang screamed in pain, and then he felt back pain and leg cramps, as if he had fought with ten or eight beauties.
Of course, as for whether this is the feeling after hand-to-hand combat with so many beauties, Yang Qiang doesn't know, anyway, it doesn't cost money to think like this, so let's just think so.
No, I've been sleeping, why are I so tired?
By the way, don't say it, this feels really familiar, isn't it the feeling after cleaning in a dream just now?
"Hehe, I worked so hard in my dreams, and I only rewarded myself with garbage, what a talent. Yang Qiang smiled bitterly.
"Meow. Mumbai's "sister" didn't know where to come out of nowhere, and called at Yang Qiang.
"Hungry? I'll pour you cat food. Yang Qiang wanted to get up, but his waist was really painful, and he couldn't stand up.
Seeing that Yang Qiang was indifferent to his hunger, the "sister" felt very disappointed, and was ready to turn around and express her indignation with her buttocks. But somehow, it smelled a smell that made it even more, so it trotted towards the place where the smell came from.
Yang Qiang saw his "sister" jumping on the sofa, circling around him, and said helplessly: "Sister, don't worry, let me slow down for a while." ”
Let you slow down the hammer, do you have something delicious to eat for me?
"Sister" was so angry that she wanted to scratch Yang Qiang with her claws: Give me food, give me food!
Yang Qiang saw the anxiety of his "sister", and spread his hands: "I don't have anything to eat, and I can't get up, what can I do." ”
"Meow meow!" "Sister" called anxiously, the closer to Yang Qiang, the more I felt that the smell was strong, and the attraction from the depths of the soul was a hundred times stronger than the feeling when I was in spring.
"Look, look, where is there something in your hand? Why are you so hungry today, you should have brought out the kernel in your dream for you to eat!" Yang Qiang shook his hand and said to "sister" with a smile, thinking nonsense in his mind.
"Fork!"
At this time, Yang Qiang's eyes were about to pop out, because he saw that in his empty palm, a fruit core appeared out of thin air, which was the fruit core that he had stared at before falling asleep in his dream. Because I stared at it for five seconds, I was very impressed, earthy yellow, about one or two heavy, and there was a hint of pulp.
"Meow!" "Sister" suddenly came to her senses, put her forelimbs on Yang Qiang's arm, and began to lick the core of the fruit on tiptoe.
"Don't eat it!"
After letting the "sister" lick it twice, Yang Qiang felt that this kind of thing of unknown origin could be eaten by the "sister", so he hurriedly screamed and raised his hand, but because of the soreness, he lost his head...... The kernel bounced up, and it actually fell into his mouth.
Ma's, why is the core so Q...... Hey, and it melts in your mouth......
Belch...... Damn! I'm eating garbage!
Yang Qiang jumped up and rushed to the bathroom, once again feeling that the whole world was full of malice towards him.
"Meow!" "Sister" stood up on the sofa and waved Yang Qiang's back twice with her forelegs: Stinky master, the core of the fruit must be grabbed!
"Meow. "Sister" narrowed her green eyes, and then fell asleep on the sofa.
Yang Qiang picked and vomited in the bathroom, but what melted in his mouth, except for saliva, he could vomit anything.
"Ahh......h
Didn't I still feel so painful just now? Why are I so alive now?
Yang Qiang recalled the speed of rushing into the bathroom, hmm? One second or two seconds, this is not scientific.
What did I do? Or, what did I eat?
I feel like I've eaten a pit that came out of nowhere?
Thinking of this, Yang Qiang wanted to vomit again, but he yawned, and deep fatigue hit, Yang Qiang didn't even have the spirit to get out of the bathroom, and fell asleep.
slept until dawn, and Yang Qiang was woken up by his "sister" licking.
"Let's let the old lady go to the toilet. ”
"Oh. Yang Qiang got up and let his "sister" go to the toilet.
Walking to the door of the bathroom, Yang Qiang turned around and stared at "sister".
"Did you speak?" Yang Qiang couldn't believe his ears, his eyes widened, and he asked tentatively.
"Sister" turned around and looked at Yang Qiang with disdain: "SB, how can the old lady speak human words?"
"But I heard you...... Uh......" Yang Qiang was dumbfounded, scratching his head, and the whole person was stunned.
How could I hear her speak?
No, even if my "sister" opened her mouth, I shouldn't have heard her speak!
Fortunately, Yang Qiang has an inch head, no matter how he scratches it, his hairstyle will not be messy.
"Forget it, it's not like he's going to watch it once or twice. Reluctantly, the "sister" turned around and stretched her ass halfway into the squatting pit, cocking her tail and beginning to shush. Then after jumping up and pressing the flush button, his butt shook and bypassed Yang Qiang, who was like a fool, and left the bathroom.
Yang Qiang suddenly burst into tears!
From the moment he bought his "sister", he fantasized that his "sister" could go to the toilet like this!
Because...... In this way, you don't have to buy cat litter, you can save money, and you don't have to shovel feces and urine every day, what a happy thing!