"Although Mr. Zheng is a little unsightly, his appearance at that time can be said to be at his peak, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, fresh meat in the nineties, and singing is very funny!"

"How could I be obsessed with you~I'm asking myself~"

When Dong Yi was imitating Zheng Tianming's singing, his whole body was wriggling like a worm.

"Did you notice what I did just now? Actually, when Mr. Zheng was singing, he was also like this. ”

As he spoke, Dong Yi's neck began to shake again and again.

"People are rock, but what about him, he is a chrysalis in that place, he has been drilling circles, and I don't know what's wrong, he feels very much like a seal, holding two small leather balls on his head. ”

"Left and right, up and down there. ”

"Oops~Little Ball~My Little Ball~"

Looking at Dong Yi squirming back and forth, the audience spared no effort to pat their palms, and they didn't even notice that their palms were red.

And Zheng Tianming himself was also laughed at angrily at this time, and asked himself, do you still have this problem?

Liu Pei wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and she can see it now, even if she was an unruly teenager in the past, she was not as poor as Dong Yi.

"Just now they said that Mr. Hao Lei must wear a well-cut suit to show his talent, I think this is Mr. Hao Lei is evading, look at our Mr. Zheng, Guo Ben! ”

"Hahaha!"

......

The laughter on and off the stage continued, and everyone repositioned Dong Yi at this moment.

Some of them, too, know for the first time how much they owe a poor mouth.

"Everyone is fine, you can actually look at our rock seal, usually walking, neck and face are always at a 45-degree angle to the sky, what does that mean, do you know?"

"We play rock and roll, we never look down, and when my wallet falls to the ground, I have to kick it all the way home. ”

Dong Yi said, raised his chin, looked upward, began to circle around the podium, and kicked the void wallet in front of the left from time to time with his right foot.

At this time, no matter how high the laughter is, there is no way to withstand Dong Yi's superb non-physical performance.

The corners of everyone's mouths went up, but I don't know when the corners of their mouths stiffened with a smile.

Even Zheng Tianming smiled and nodded as if resigned.

"So I want to ask Mr. Zheng, that face of yours, is it solar?

"I thought of a possibility, or else, Mr. Zheng has always missed the western region, why? Because there, the sunshine is good!"

"So, today, Mr. Zheng came to record this show, and he didn't say a word about other requirements, unlike me, he only looked at money, Mr. Zheng didn't want money, what did he want?"

"What I want is a life-size desk lamp provided by the program team for on-site charging, and Mr. Zheng is meditating here, co-authoring, are you sitting on it?"

At this time, not only did the audience laugh back and forth, but Zheng Tianming himself also opened a big mouth and laughed.

If you say angry, he does have anger in his heart, but what if it's funny? It can indeed scratch the itch in people's hearts.

This feeling is very strange, Zheng Tianming can't tell what attitude to face Dong Yi at this moment.

For example, one day, his son said in a milky voice, "Dad, I'm hungry." ”

Dong Yi raised his chin again, looked at the recording hall at a 45-degree angle, first squirmed his neck a few times, and then said coldly.

"Don't be hungry!"

Seeing Zheng Tianming's face pulled down again, Dong Yi felt that the heat was almost the same, this was a show with N picking, not one-on-one.

"Mr. Zheng's son is a cute little baby, today, we also have a big baby on the stage who claims to be a young and invincible beautiful girl, she is the sister who holds down the north nose, the north nose that can't be pressed, Wa

ice, Wu Qian!"

"Some say, Wa

ice doesn't look good, I don't agree! You know Wa

How difficult is it, her phone can only be unlocked manually because her face is not recognized. ”

After Dong Yi finished speaking, the audience's voices were wave after wave.

The guests on the stage also held their foreheads sadly, they thought that if Dong Yi said this, he might turn his face on the spot.

But Wu Qian didn't, but covered her face with a smile.

"You may not have heard the meaning just now, but my original meaning is that I don't look very good, after all, there are many people who are more handsome than me on the scene, such as Chen Chen when I was young, and Teacher Zheng when I was young, etc. ”

"Of course, this is when they were young, if you summarize the three of us in one word now, you can use the word cool to describe it, you know it? ”

"What do you mean? That is, you look at our big faces, except for the wrong or the wrong. ”

"Just this face ~ double cool ~"

"Cool~Cool~Cool~Cool~"

After Dong Yi finished singing, some viewers had to pinch their hands on their cheeks, because they were afraid that it would fall apart.

Everyone couldn't think of any adjectives to use to describe Dong Yi, so they could only sigh with emotion, it took millions of years to become a king of trolls.

"But each of us is very confident, cute, always talking faces, very superficial, let's talk about music. ”

“Wa

ice, one minute on stage, exhausted ten years of work by the teacher in the audience, and often uses a software, Auto Tu

e (treble correction software), today, I use it for Wa

Ice writes a song!"

Everyone was shocked, is this improvisation?

Especially Wu Qian, although she knew that Dong Yi might not be able to make the songs she made, she still had some small expectations.

Dong Yi took out the microphone that had been prepared and came to the guest seat while singing.

"Oh~Wa

ice~oh~wa

ice~”

"As soon as you sing~ a toad within a radius of ten miles~ don't dare~ make a sound again~"

“Wa

ice~oh~wa

ice~”

"Listen to you sing~I silently recite six words in my heart~"

"I want to respect ~women~"

"I want to respect ~women~"

Except for Wu Qian, everyone watched this farce, and the corners of their mouths rose unconsciously.

Some of them were so emotional that they had even stomped their feet, and the only thing that remained constant was their hands clapping constantly.

While everyone kept laughing, Wu Qian smiled bitterly and wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with her fingers, as for whether the reason was due to excitement or sentimentality, only she knew it.

After Dong Yi finished singing, he came to Hao Lei and continued to sing.

"Oh~Hao Lei~Hao Lei~"

"I'm ~really tired today~"

Wu Qian, who was still immersed in grief just now, laughed without scruples after hearing Dong Yi's singing.

When Dong Yi saw this, he also breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, life in the world is nothing more than you laughing at others, and others laughing at you.

If you have been thinking about this in your heart and can't get over this hurdle, then it will become an abyss on the road to success.

And Dong Yi always keeps in mind his goal, just to suck black.

But if it is on the way to suck black, it will hurt other people, which Dong Yi does not want to see and does not want to see.

In general, I want to be a negative artist with integrity.