"There are still women who sing well on the scene, so it's our Sister Liu Pei, just now someone called her aunt, I feel very strange, modern people are pretending to be tender to this part?"

"Teacher Liu Pei is a recognized Wenyi (literature) youth. ”

Dong Yi said, put his right index finger next to his nose, and sniffed it deeply, which attracted applause from the audience.

"Everyone knows that Emoji has such an expression, but it doesn't actually say that you should shush! Don't speak, what does it mean? It means that TA himself is a young man who smells it. ”

"Her masterpiece has a poem in B minor, the name of the snow, everyone will know it as soon as you hear it, and you will be very literary and artistic when you hear it, especially those three words, B minor, Wu Qian will never understand these three words. ”

"It seems that the title of the song, as long as these three words are added, it will become literary, such as B minor flirtatiousness, B minor Feiyan, B minor tears falling flowers, etc., etc., etc., but there is a song that I don't think is appropriate, that is, Tang Luosen's B minor is drunk alone. ”

Tang Luosen smiled a little wryly, his own strength was very clear, and he couldn't compare with these predecessors at all.

The audience was also shocked by this song title with a very different style, which collapsed the worldview.

"That's it~Bei'er Cool~"

"Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool ~"

"Okay, take it!"

Dong Yi made a gesture, and then spoke.

"There will be such dry music on the scene, which reminds me of a person, that is Chen Chen, why do I think of him, because Chen Chen is like a new crazy headset in my mind, he has a noise cancellation function. ”

"Actually, if you have carefully watched the program that Chen Chen participated in, you will understand, why I said that, you also heard it just now, Chen Chen's ability to spray people is the same as a lecture, every time you finish a paragraph, you seem to applaud and nod with understanding. ”

"Wow! This squirt person also talks about a very philosophical life. ”

The audience recalled Chen Chen's performance just now, as Dong Yi said, Chen Chen looked serious.

As soon as that sense of substitution appeared, his face, which had been through vicissitudes, lingered in his mind.

"But, I was about to say that this is exactly his song, Chen Chen. ”

"Someone once told you ~ you're boring ~"

"In fact, Chen Chen is so depressed, in fact, there are his reasons, just now you may have heard him say it plainly, I will tell you about the unfinished talk for him. ”

"Chen Chen has faced a storm of termination since the moon and the dark wind left that night, and he has to face a high amount of compensation, it is said that the liquidated damages at that time were as high as 300 million!"

"Think about it, if it were you, I'm afraid you wouldn't be happy, although it only took about a few million to terminate the contract in the end, but for Chen Chen at that time, it can also be said that he was all worth of money. ”

"In addition, we have had very little income for ten years, and we are unhappy every day, and everyone should understand, so we should be happy, and what should we be happy about?"

"I'm glad he didn't suffer from depression!"

"Hahaha~"

......

When the lively atmosphere at the scene gradually calmed down, Dong Yi continued to speak.

"We have already sprayed everyone else, I think the focus can take care of Mr. Hao Lei, why, put Mr. Hao Lei at the end? Because this is very important for the later stage of the program group, it is convenient to cut!"

"Mr. Hao Lei, in my heart is in a very high position, everyone must know that in addition to being an excellent host, Mr. Hao Lei also serves as a professor, doctoral supervisor, teaching director and so on of Huaguo University of Arts and Media. ”

"Such an excellent talent, but every day is worried about losing weight, in fact, this is understandable, after all, as a teacher, when others meet, see him like this brain-full of fat appearance, and dispel the idea of communication. ”

Everyone couldn't help but applaud loudly when they saw Hao Lei's helpless look.

"Teacher Hao Lei is about to get sick for fitness. ”

"What is his illness ~ he has a disease ~"

"What is his disease~ He has a day of unhealth~ Yawning all day ~ Feeling a debt ~ Fitness disease~"

"Jian Mile ~ Jian Mile ~ Jian Mile ~ Jian Mile ~ "

While Dong Yi was singing, his index finger pointed at Hao Lei.

"Fitness~Jianmi~Jianli~Jianli~Jian~"

"Fitness sickness~"

The cheers from the audience came one after another, and the guests on the stage were already laughing.

It's not that they haven't seen someone before, but they are so deep, so ruthless, and so just right, they are indeed the first time they have seen each other.

"Teacher Hao Lei, you have to take care of your body, don't keep being healthy like this, okay?"

"With such soothing music just now, my complaint is coming to an end here, because Mr. Zheng is the main coffee, and he does rock music. ”

"Rock and roll people generally despise pop because they think that pop makes you stupid, but rock music makes you crazy. ”

"Between a fool and a madman, you can choose at will!"

"Thank you, I'm Dong Yi!"

After Dong Yi nodded slightly to the audience, he left the stage amid the rising cries of the audience.

I don't know if it's Dong Yi's illusion, he found that the eyes of the artists in the guest seat have changed when they look at him.

But what exactly has become, he can't say.

Dong Yi found that Hao Lei could even be said to be the one who had been staring at him the longest from stepping down from the stage to returning to his seat.

The round eyes made Dong Yi not doubt that if his eyes could kill, he would be full of holes now.

After Hao Lei came to the stage, he stared at Dong Yi and asked.

"Dong Yi, no one usually listens to you sing, are you crazy? Why do you still use me here as a singing stage?"

"But to tell you the truth, Dong Yi doesn't look old, but this knowledge is really a lot, and it's really good, but his mouth is too broken!"

"And said that I'm not important as a host, you can cut me off, you're really too young! Don't say anything else, now I'll say a word to you, can you cut me and try it?"

Hao Lei said, staring at Dong Yi with a pair of eyes.

Dong Yi had no choice but to look at him, wanting to see what hole cards he had.

"Welcome everyone to watch by only reading books, not reading newspapers, I am an exclusive title broadcast by a little expert in reading, troll conference!"

Everyone thought that Hao Lei would hold back some big move, but they didn't expect that he would directly read out the names of the sponsors.

They all couldn't help laughing, but it also reflected from the side that Hao Lei was also afraid that if he said anything else, he would be cut by the program team.

After looking at Dong Yi provocatively, Hao Lei said with a smile to the audience.

"Now, all the artists and guests have finished complaining, and next, the rest is our main coffee today, Zheng Tianming!"

"When Zheng Tianming was young, really, everyone mentioned it just now, he was arrogant and arrogant, and he didn't take anyone in his eyes, and that kind of empty-eyed behavior caused a great shock in the entertainment industry. ”

It can be seen that there were not many people he offended at the beginning, just to say that I know that there is a first-line king singer Wang Jie and a diva Ye Fei, so I have to sigh that Zheng Tianming's luck is really good. ”

"In an era when the Internet is not developed, if it is like now, I don't think I need the celebrity himself to get started, just the fans of the king and queen can let Mr. Zheng feel the warmth and coldness of the world. ”

Zheng Tianming smiled bitterly and nodded again and again, he could also see one or two about the madness of fans in this era.

Retracting his gaze, Hao Lei's face was full of red light, and he shouted towards the camera energetically.

"So next, we will invite our main coffee, Zheng Tianming, to appear!"