Chapter 23: God annoys the king of people, Lu Yifan

Nangong Wu was speechless, looking at Lu Yifan with black lines and said, "You are teasing me!!

Hawking, aliens, and roasted gluten have a chicken feather relationship, hey!!"

Lu Yifan looked at Nangong Wu with a shocked face and said, "Did you know that I was teasing you?"

Burst~~~~~

Nangong Wu squirted a mouthful of old blood three meters high.

She swears, she'd never seen such an annoying man in her life!

Talking can choke people half to death.

Nangong Wu took a deep breath and said seriously: "Lu Yifan, let me ask you, what do you like about me?

Lu Yifan also said seriously: "I just like you and don't like me!

Burst~~~~~

Nangong Dance is another mouthful of blood.

When he was about to walk to Nangong Wu's apartment, Nangong Wu looked at Lu Yifan vigilantly and said, "Don't think about going back with me!"

"Have you forgotten the third chapter of the covenant? I'm going to cook for you.

After you finish eating, I'll leave, okay?" Lu Yifan said.

"Are you still cooking? Have you ever been in the kitchen? I'm afraid you can't cook instant noodles well. Nangong Wu said disdainfully.

"Look down on me, let's go, brother will show you a hand today!"

Lu Yifan said, pulling Nangong Wu into the apartment.

In the refrigerator, Lu Yifan found a lot of high-quality ingredients.

Finest kiwai shrimp, pomfret, black pork tenderloin, and plenty of vegetables and udon.

"That's all!" Lu Yifan smiled.

Then, in Nangong Wu's dumbfounded eyes, Lu Yifan was like a little Chinese master possessed.

Fancy shows off all kinds of knife work!

He actually knows how to cook!

And this knife work is simply amazing, as if performing pleasing acrobatics!

It's so pretty!

I was fascinated!

And...... Why do I think he looks so handsome when cooking!

Nangong Wu shook her head fiercely and changed the topic: "That...... Do you like me, or do you like Yui Aragaki?"

"Do you still need to ask? Of course I like Xiao Wu. Lu Yifan didn't think about it.

Nangong Wu was sweet in her heart, but she said arrogantly: "Who is rare and you like?"

"After all, I can't sleep with Aragaki Yui, right?" said Lu Yifan.

“......”

Endure!

Be sure to hold back!

This urge to stab someone to death must be resisted!

The world is so wonderful, and I'm so grumpy, it's not good, it's not good......

Nangong Wu was angry for three minutes and didn't speak.

Three minutes later, she took out her mobile phone and said, "How much WeChat do you have?" I'll add you, you keep making harassing phone calls to me." ”

"Well, I, by the way, give me a note. ”

"What's the note?"

"Jiangdong Ancient Song, Huaxia Wu Yanzu, Asian Yamashita Tomohisa, World Orlando Bloom (the handsome actor who plays the elf prince in the Lord of the Rings), choose one of these titles at random.

Personally, I prefer Huaxia Wu Yanzu, after all, it is not my character to be too high-profile. "Lu Yifan said.

“...... You're narcissistic enough. Nangong Wu said speechlessly.

"By the way, what do you want me to give you?" Lu Yifan continued.

"Then what do you want to give me a note?" Nangong Wu said.

Lu Yifan thought for a while while cooking, and blurted out: "I'll give you a note...... How about fighting tyrannosaurmon?

Isn't it handsome?

I'll add a parenthesis at the end, which reads - you are my big fat pig when you are born, and my pork belly when you die.

Hahahaha, am I humorous?

Have you fallen in love with my humorous paper?"

The world is so wonderful, and I'm so grumpy, it's not good...... Not good......

Oh no, you big-headed ghost!!!

Nangong Wu can't bear it anymore!

Furious, he said, "Get out! Get out of here!!!

However, at this moment, Lu Yifan brought up a few plates of fried dishes.

"Stir-fried udon with seafood, spicy black pork tenderloin, braised pomfret, just make these three dishes, just eat a little fun, there will be better ingredients in the future, and then I will make you more delicious." Lu Yifan said with a smile.

"Get out!! I'll tell you Lu Yifan! I, Nangong Wu, even if I starve to death, even if I jump down on this floor, I will never eat a bite of your food!" Nangong Wu roared and said angrily.

And yet at this moment.

The fragrance of the three dishes penetrated into Nangong Wu's nostrils.

In an instant, Nangong Wu felt like she had been electrocuted, and her entire delicate body trembled!

It's so fragrant!

This taste...... Just smelling it makes people laugh all over the place!

Look at the seafood udon, the yellow, orange and orange udon noodles are covered with a layer of beautiful seafood, and the tender prawns, pork, clam meat and bell peppers are intertwined into a beautiful scene, which is beautiful!

The black pork is tender and almost out of the water, and the meat quality is very soft just by looking at it, and the taste must be very good.

Although the pomfret soup doesn't smell anything, just by looking at it, you know that if you pour it on the rice, you will definitely be able to eat!

Nangong Wu, who was hungry, said secretly in her heart: "Forget it, I've been hungry for a day, why can't I get along with my stomach?"

Just one bite!

Definitely not too much!"

Thinking of this, Nangong Wu still said with an unkind face: "Let me declare first, I'm not attracted by your dishes."

I just don't want to waste food!

I'm not hungry at all, so I'll eat you, which is considered to give you face.

Hurry up and leave after eating!"

After speaking, Nangong Mai couldn't wait to pick up the chopsticks, sandwich the udon noodles and black tenderloin and stuff them into her mouth.

"It smells so good!"

Nangong Wu immediately narrowed her glasses into a line, and ate chopsticks one after another, and she couldn't stop at all!

In less than ten minutes, the three dishes were swept away.

Nangong Wu covered her bulging belly and gave a long hiccup.

Lu Yifan nodded and said, "Well, our Xiao Wu is very good at setting up flags!"

Saying that, Lu Yifan imitated the tone of Nangong Dance and said: "

I'll tell you Lu Yifan! I'm dancing in Nangong, even if I starve to death, even if I jump down on this floor, I will never eat a bite of your food!

It smells so good!

I'm not hungry at all, so I'll eat you, which is considered to give you face.

Then it was smack, and it was over in ten minutes.

Awesome, I'm dripping!"

Nangong Wu's face flushed when he was diss by Lu Yifan, but he couldn't say anything to refute it.

It's so delicious!

This dish is delicious!

Even if she hated Lu Yifan again, she couldn't get disgusted with the dishes he cooked.

"Forget it, for the sake of your cooking, Miss Ben is not as knowledgeable as you. Nangong Wu pouted.

After eating, Lu Yifan casually walked around the house.

On the table, I saw some letters.

"What are these?" Lu Yifan said.

"Those are love letters from boring suitors, and the flesh is numb. Nangong Dance said.

"Oh......? Why don't I give you some love words too?, I even have to give the president of the Huaxia Poetry Association a man with three points of face!" Lu Yifan said with a smile.

(End of chapter)