Chapter 22: Believe it or not, I'll sue you from the principal!
Seeing this scene, some people were very unhappy.
Kissing their goddess school flower in public?
People obviously don't want to, why do you still want to kiss!
Ai Baiwu roared directly: "Lu Yifan, you are kissing our goddess school flower here, believe it or not, I will sue the principal?"
Dropping you out of school?
You are breaking the school rules, you know?"
Hearing this, Lu Yifan let go of Nangong Dance.
Looking at this angry student, Lu Yifan shrugged his shoulders and said, "
You're too young, lad.
I know you must have a crush on Nangong Wu, but you don't dare to confess it, because you will definitely be rejected.
Seeing that I soaked in a girl, I was extremely unhappy, and I had nowhere to vent when I was angry, so I wanted to diss me, right?
Understand and understand, after all, I also worked as a sling back then, and I know your psychology very well.
But there's one thing, you're not doing well.
As a sling, isn't it normal to see a goddess being soaked away?
You still want to counterattack?
Thinking too much, right?"
When Ai Baiwu heard this, his face turned very red all of a sudden.
Every sentence is heart-wrenching!
It's just a heart-wrenching sentence!
Lu Yifan made his psychological analysis of the slings clear.
He was resentful because he couldn't get Nangong Wu, and when he saw Lu Yifan kissing her like this, he was envious, jealous and hateful.
"You...... You are talking nonsense...... I just think you're too arrogant and immoral......
I'm going to sue you at the headmaster!"
Ai Bowu said, about to leave.
However, Lu Yifan shook his head and said, "You don't have to go to school today, quit school." ”
When Ai Baiwu heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and then said disdainfully: "What do you think this place is?"
This is Henta!
Top 10 colleges and universities in the country!
Yes, you are handsome, and you may have a rich and powerful family.
But do you think that you can make a top student drop out of school with one sentence?
What an international joke!"
Lu Yifan said noncommittally: "Maybe I have the ability?"
"Hahahaha......"
Ai Baiwu looked at Lu Yifan as if he was watching a joke.
Lao Tzu didn't make a mistake, you were the one who made the mistake!
Why did the school expel me?
"Idiot!" Aybert scoffed.
"Bold !!!"
Just then, an angry voice rang out in the crowd.
Ai Baiwu turned around.
found that the principal Bai Dai was walking over with an angry face.
Ai Baiwu is overjoyed!
Hmph, the principals are here, if you kiss Nangong Wu in public, you must be dead!
Ai Baiwu immediately greeted him.
Seeing the principal stretch out his hand, he was overjoyed and stretched out his hands, thinking that the principal was going to shake his hand.
"Headmaster, let me tell you, this deer is ...... him"
Syllable!!!
However, just when Ai Baiwu's hand was about to touch Bai Dai.
Bai Dai slapped him in the face!
"What class are you from, and how did you talk to Principal Deer?"
Bai Dai gritted his teeth and said, as if he had seen an enemy who killed his father.
Ai Baiwu was directly stunned: "What...... What deer principal?"
Bai Dai walked up to Lu Yifan and said seriously and seriously: "This me, Lu Yifan, Principal Lu!"
The new president of Han University, who has just succeeded me!
How dare you insult his old man?
It's too much!"
After speaking, Bai Dai turned his head to look at Lu Yifan, and said with a flattering smile: "Principal Lu, look, how can he handle it?"
Lu Yifan waved his hand and said lightly: "It's not a big deal, I'm in a good mood today, I don't have the same knowledge as him, just let him drop out of school." ”
"Hey, yes, yes, I'm going to find someone to go through the withdrawal procedures for him. Principal Lu, rest assured, you will definitely be satisfied. Bai Dai said with a smile.
Ai Baiwu's whole person is Smecta!
I've got a big rub!
What's going on with this?
I was actually expelled from school?
Just because he said Lu Yifan or two?
"OMG!"
"What did Principal Bai say just now? Lu Yifan is our principal?"
"No wonder he dares to be such a principal and kiss Nangong Wu in public!"
"The whole school is his, what else would people not dare?"
"Tainyima, you're awesome!"
"This wave of operations is simply too sassy! Hanging Silk was jealous and wanted to sue the principal, but it turned out that the person who wanted to sue was the principal. ”
"If only I had half of the deer, no, one-tenth of the. ”
……
Everyone present discussed.
In the admiring eyes of everyone, Lu Yifan pulled the Nangong Dance Hall and left grandly.
"What's the matter?Is that song a thief good just now?Am I a thief?" Lu Yifan frowned and said to Nangong Dance.
Nangong Wu was speechless and said: "Handsome guy, fart! Who likes to listen to that kind of song? The aesthetic level of people nowadays is simply low to a certain extent, which is intolerable." ”
Lu Yifan smiled slyly and sang:
"Real grilled gluten eating ......"
"It's going to be energetic~~~~"
Almost instantly, Nangong Wu blurted out, and sang the lyrics with a distorted expression and bangs.
After singing, Nangong Wu was shocked!
I......
I actually learned such shameful lyrics!
Mom, I've been brainwashed by him!
Nangong Wu has a hatred in her heart!
Especially when he saw Lu Yifan's expression of "You still don't think my song is good", Nangong Dance was even more resentful.
"Ahem...... How did you come up with such a strange song?" Nangong Wu changed the topic in order to hide her embarrassment.
But Lu Yifan looked up at the sky at a serious 45-degree angle and said:
In fact, this inspiration came from the great astronomer Stephen Hawking. ”
"Hawking???" Nangong Dance is full of black question marks.
How could baked gluten involve Hawking?
Before Hawking died, he issued a solemn warning to Huaxia!!
The reason was that the radio telescope "Sky Eye" in Guizhou, China at that time received a suspicious signal from 4 light-years away from outer space.
After learning the news, Hawking solemnly warned Huaxia: "Don't answer! Don't answer! Don't answer!"
Later, after careful consideration and analysis of the possibility of contact with extraterrestrial civilizations, the Huaxia government decided that it could not let go of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and believed that Huaxia would answer if it did not answer other countries, and pointed out that this exchange might trigger a great leap forward in science and technology for all mankind.
Huaxia decided to answer.
Later, Chinese scientists announced the discovery of the layered structure of the sun, which can use the sun as an amplifier of radio waves to amplify human signals and send them into the universe.
Immediately, Hawking warned again: "Don't answer! Don't answer! Don't answer!"
Huaxia replied with a message from the sun in the direction of receiving a signal 4 light-years away. The content includes an overview of the Earth's planets, an overview of the Earth's life systems, and basic information on world history, and the total information is 17.5KB.
Historians have called this day "Restoration Day."
A few days later, radio bases around the world received tens of thousands of cosmic signals at the same time, all from the same direction four light-years away. In the face of such an abnormal signal, humanity has finally realized the danger and fear.
The United Nations convened an emergency meeting to jointly study the decipherment of extraterrestrial information content and declared the world a state of combat readiness.
During this period of time, when the earth continued to receive a large number of extraterrestrial signals every day, the United Nations extraterrestrial information interpretation team was established, which gathered all the world's top scientists and immediately devoted themselves to the decipherment and translation of these tens of thousands of extraterrestrial information contents.
The United Nations has established an international cooperation program and officially launched the Human Escape Program, which has drawn up economic savings plans, population control plans, and has begun to devote all its efforts to space technology and the construction of a space fleet.
At this time, the Earth receives more and more extraterrestrial signals every day. Humanity knows that time is running out for itself.
The alien information interpretation team announced that the interpretation program has finally been developed!
In the conference room of the United Nations building, the heads of state stared nervously at the screen, the program showed that these tens of thousands of extraterrestrial signals were all the same message, and as the computer cracked, a line of words was clearly displayed on the screen, and mankind finally read the letter from another world in the universe for the first time:
The grilled gluten is spicy and spicy!(°∀°)ノ"
(End of chapter)