Chapter 489: Performance Art

"What?" Xu Moqiu raised his head and looked dazed, not understanding what she meant for a while.

"That's it...... Hold me......" Lu Qianqian looked at the couple in front of her and said shyly.

"Uh, okay!" Xu Moqiu shook his head and reminded, "If you're not afraid that the soft seat will become a hard seat and the hard seat will become a socket, you can come!"

Lu Qianqian sat on his lap, put one hand around his neck, and gently slammed the small fist of the other hand: "I hate it!

Xu Moqiu just hugged her like this and pointed to the stage: "Hehe, watch the show, watch the show...... Hey, this kid is good, but he looks a little stumbling, what kind of hero is he playing? ”

"Haha, look at that guy, he can't even speak clearly, and he's embarrassed to go up and sing nunchucks? Who gave him that courage?"

"Ouch, this makeup is good! like a ghost......"

Xu Moqiu kept talking next to her, but Lu Qianqian didn't listen to a word, she didn't even look at the show on the stage, she just lay quietly in his arms, put her face on his chest, and enjoyed this hard-won happiness.

"Qianqian?" Xu Moqiu thought she was asleep in her arms, and gently shook her arm.

"Hmm, what's wrong?" Lu Qianqian woke up in shock, looking at the face that was close at hand with a blank expression, and almost ......

"Borrowed, borrowed!" A big man who was very suspicious of assisting suddenly jumped behind him, squeezed suddenly, and Lu Qianqian's body suddenly leaned forward and kissed Xu Moqiu's mouth directly.

Emotions erupted instantly, Lu Qianqian closed her eyes, and the two hugged each other tightly and kissed affectionately.

This scene happened to be seen by Xu Yunzi who was standing in the preparation room next to the stage, and he suddenly rolled his eyes in anger, and his chest continued to rise and fall.

That woman......! Kissing someone else in front of him!

A young man with a pig's kidney-faced face popped out next to him, and seeing that his face was very ugly, he hurriedly said: "Brother Junzi, what's wrong with you? Are you choking on saliva? Come, I'll give you two pounds." ”

Regardless of whether he agreed or not, he jumped up with a punch and slammed Xu Yunzi on the back, with a "bang", like beating a war drum, Xu Yunzi was almost not beaten down by him.

A young man with a melon face on the right hand side stepped forward, pretended to pinch his fingers, and exclaimed: "Oh, yes, yes! This is obviously a myocardial infarction! Don't panic, I have medicine!"

As he spoke, he rubbed one hand under his armpit, rubbed out an egg-sized amount of dirt, pinched Xu Yunzi's mouth, stuffed the smelly dirt into it, and then grabbed his neck and shook it violently.

Seeing that he still didn't go down, he pinched his mouth and stretched out a hand of friendship to him.

"Gollum~" Xu Yunzi rolled his eyes, gasped for breath, and said while retching: "Vomit~ You...... You give me food...... What do you eat?Why does it smell weird?vomit~"

"Oh, my ancestral great tonic pill, you see, has it been relieved?

At this moment, a scar-faced young man walked over from the side, and several people hurriedly nodded: "Auntie." ”

He is a celebrity in the Department of Civil Engineering, and Mo Wenbing's disciple brother - Wei Shengjin, nicknamed the eldest aunt. And the pig's kidney's face and gourd's face are naturally the Taozi brothers of the Department of Civil Engineering, An Quantao and Bi Yuntao.

Wei Shengjin seemed to be very dissatisfied with this title, and scolded: "How many times have you said it, don't call me that outside, call me Brother Jin!

An Quan smiled: "No, it looks kind!"

"It's just, what do you care about so much. ”

"Kind ball!" Wei Shengjin glared at him twice, "Don't talk nonsense, how are you preparing?"

"Hmm...... Almost. Bi Yuntao said perfunctory, and suddenly pointed to the audience, "Hey, aunt, look at the pair kissing in that corner......"

Wei Shengjin looked impatient: "What's the matter, haven't you ever eaten dog food?

At the art festival, couples kiss each other together, which is normal. Even in previous years, there was hiding in the corner

It's everything.

Bi Yuntao touched his chin and reminded, "No...... Don't you think that woman looks like Lu Qianqian?"

"Well, I think it's a bit like that. Lu Qianqian turned her back to them, plus her long hair hung down, she couldn't see her face, but she faintly felt that her back was somewhat similar.

Xu Yunzi walked over against the wall, rolled his eyes, and said, "Yes, it's ...... It's that little smashing!vomit~"

Wei Shengjin stepped forward to support him and said with concern: "Gentleman, what are you...... What did you eat that wasn't clean?"

"I didn't ...... It's okay!" Xu Yunzi pointed to the two people in the audience who kissed passionately, and said hatefully, "This damn girl, hooking up with men outside behind my back......!" I can't bear it!"

"What?" Wei Shengjin was taken aback, he didn't have no idea about Lu Qianqian before, the key was that she had an extremely bad attitude towards herself, seeing herself, she turned around and left without saying a word, as long as she dared to appear within one meter of her, she immediately shouted indecency, which made him almost swept away.

Over time, Wei Shengjin naturally didn't have any thoughts about her, and the pock-faced girl in the next class took the initiative to throw herself into her arms, and soon Lu Qianqian faded out of his world.

Originally, I was going to go outside with him tonight, but I received a call from my good brother Mao Dan, asking him to help his buddy get ahead.

The relationship between Mao Dan and him is not ordinary iron, when he was in high school, the two of them only had a pair of pants, and one of them wore them for a day, and that kind of friendship was something that ordinary people couldn't understand at all. So, there is no way to refuse.

Then he contacted Xu Yunzi, this Xu Yunzi was also generous, and set up a big table when they met for the first time, and each person wrapped a red envelope of 500 yuan, Wei Shengjin suddenly smiled, and vowed to pat his chest and say that he would settle things for him.

No, as soon as he was tired of getting tired of the horse with him, he killed him non-stop, but he saw the scene in front of him.

An Quantao patted his thigh and shouted: "Lu Qianqian, this little is smashed, it's not a thing, is ......it?" Do this exciting thing in front of you!"

"That's it!" Bi Yuntao stroked his trouser legs, grabbed his crotch, and said viciously, "Let's go, let's go and beat that little white face to death! Mom, dare to spread wild on our territory, it's just an old widow drinking pesticides - dead ground!"

"Yes. With that, the two of them stepped forward.

Wei Shengjin looked around, shook his head and said, "Don't panic, there are many teachers nearby, let's go around from there." ”

Xu Yunzi instructed in the back: "Hey, you guys, be careful! Also, don't say that I called you to go!"

"Got it, got it!" Wei Shengjin waved his hand impatiently and blended into the crowd.

He doesn't have a good impression of Xu Yunzi, this guy is the kind of person who is humble and gentleman on the surface, but secretly bad and oily. If it weren't for the fact that he was quite generous and had a hairy relationship in it, he wouldn't have bothered to care.

Lu Qianqian's mind was in a mess, and she didn't know how long she had kissed Xu Moqiu, until she couldn't breathe, and then she parted her lips. His eyes were misty, his face was crimson, his hands hooked his neck, and he looked at the man in front of him stupidly.

Xu Moqiu's throat moved: "Qianqian, let's ...... like this"

Lu Qianqian suddenly interrupted him: "I want to drink drinks and snacks." ”

"I'm going to buy it. Xu Moqiu nodded and stood up with difficulty, this is not pretending, after all, such a delicate beauty is in her arms, if there is no reaction in some places, it will basically be over.

Lu Qianqian naturally found out about his embarrassment, only felt that his face was hot, raised his head, and pretended to look at the cross talk performance on stage with a stiff expression, like a zombie.

For convenience, there is a kiosk inside the art hall, where there are a variety of drinks and snacks such as popcorn.

Golden opportunity!

Looking at Xu Moqiu who was walking towards this side, Wei Shengjin's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly stood next to the popcorn machine next to him.

Because it was at school, the three of them didn't dare to be too ostentatious, so in order to prevent anyone from recognizing them, each of the three guys put a black plastic bag on his head.

The guards of the commissary are all members of the student union, and when Xu Yunzi speaks, they naturally put their positions

Let it out.

"Bring it to me...... What is the situation with you?"Looking at the guys with plastic bags on their heads in front of him, Xu Moqiu was startled.

"How do you speak?" Wei Shengjin's tone was unhappy, "We call it performance art - strong plastic bags, you know what it is...... Forget it, you haven't read anything like this, and you don't understand it. What to buy?"

Xu Moqiu really didn't understand what was going on in the minds of these current college students. Of course, he didn't want to understand. He pointed his hand back: "Give me these snacks, and this coke...... Well, for a big cup, you need two straws. ”

Wei Shengjin quickly packed it for him and handed it over: "A total of eighty, cash or scan the code?"

Xu Moqiu was very generous and took out a red sun, and threw it directly: "Give you a hundred, don't look for more." ”

After taking the things and leaving, Wei Shengjin naturally wouldn't just let him run away, and shouted: "Big guy stay, hey,!"

The plastic bag was too small to block the view, Wei Shengjin didn't watch out for kicking the line of the popcorn machine on the ground, and immediately tripped and fell to the ground, and at the same time, there was a loud noise, and the popcorn machine slammed heavily on his skull, and he was suddenly dizzy.

"Auntie, are you okay?" Bi Yuntao hurriedly came to pull him, he was highly short-sighted, he didn't pay attention to his feet, clicked, and stepped on Wei Shengjin's hand, making the force fierce, judging from the sound, Bacheng stepped on his fingers.

"Let go...... Hiss, no, let go!" Wei Shengjin inhaled in pain and slapped Bi Yuntao's trouser legs fiercely, Bi Yuntao finally reacted, hurriedly took a step back, and quickly helped him up.

While patting him with dust, he said, "Why are you so careless? It doesn't matter, I'll take you to the doctor?"

Wei Shengjin rubbed his hands and said with a resentful expression: "Look at chicken feathers! They all tell you to wear glasses when you go out, what about the glasses you wear?"

"Uh, I just fell into a manure pit. ”

"Forget it, I'm too busy to ink with you. Xu Moqiu glanced at them strangely and turned to the side.

"Wait!" Wei Shengjin didn't care about the pain and stepped forward to stop Xu Moqiu.

"Why? Didn't I give you money?"

"Hmm...... That's ......" Wei Shengjin's eyes rolled, "You are the 99,999th customer tonight, and you can participate in a free lucky lottery!

The 99,999th one, all the people in this auditorium combined, can you have a tenth of this number......? What does it mean to point to the toilet in the lottery? If you win, will you be rewarded with used toilet paper or a bloody sanitary napkin?

Dog thing, obviously not well-intentioned!

Xu Moqiu pulled his face and flicked his sleeves: "What kind of person do you think I look like if I am greedy for a small bargain? Also, is it a little inappropriate to draw a lottery in the toilet?"

Bi Yuntao reacted quickly: "Cough, big brother, actually, there is ...... Feng Shui is good!"

"Yes, yes, really, Feng Shui is good!" Wei Shengjin glanced at him appreciatively and continued to tempt, "Our winning rate is super high! You can rest assured that it is all grand prizes! The first prize is a half-person tall plush toy, imported from abroad, and you will give it to Lu Qianqian when the time comes...... Beauty, don't you take the initiative to dedicate yourself at night?"

It turned out to be Chong Qianqian. Xu Moqiu looked at Wei Shengjin's eyes: "Have we met somewhere?"

"No, no, absolutely not!" An Quantao hurriedly spoke, "Our brother and aunt have just turned around, you can't have seen us." ”

Xu Moqiu suddenly remembered the three guys from the grove and the vegetable market, and he actually wanted to provoke Qianqian, it seemed that he had to teach them a profound lesson.

At that moment, he rolled his eyes, rubbed his hands and smiled: "Lottery? I'm the person who likes the lottery the most, and I'll come over when I put the things first." ”

Sure enough, it's a little white face who is greedy for small profits! Look at how labor and management educate you! Wei Shengjin beckoned to him like a bustard: "Then hurry up, we'll wait! The grand prize is beckoning to you!"

Xu Moqiu sneered in his heart: The gate of the hospital is also waving to you.