There is a kind of shock called shock, there is a kind of horror called horror, and there is a kind of surprise called Xu Mang got a full score in the English test.

At this point,

Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang's scroll, his expression was a little confused, is this the score obtained by cheating? This idea was shattered, although Xu Mang, this guy, likes to be opportunistic and take some not very bright paths, but the geographical environment at that time made it almost impossible for him to cheat.

Alone on the podium, there is still Mr. Wu sitting next to him, and he will not dare to cheat if he is given two hundred dares!

Besides,

English is not like other subjects, such as Chinese, where there is a silent writing link, mathematics that requires formulas, politics, geography, history... Only in English, opening the textbook has no effect at all.

Ask later!

An idiot who doesn't even know much about English phonetic transcription, suddenly one day in a relatively closed environment, got a perfect score... I can only say hell!

soon

Xu Mang came to the classroom with bread and milk and a bowl of instant noodles in buckets, only to be judged by Yang Xiaoman's sharp eyes.

"What's wrong?"

"It felt like a prisoner was being judged. Xu Mang was a little at a loss, why did he suddenly do this.

Wait a minute!

Could she have found out something?

Xu Mang shrank his head and asked cautiously, "Did you find something?"

"Humph!"

"What do you say?!" Yang Xiaoman said with a dark face.

Finished!

Looking at this, you must know.

Xu Mang sighed and said with a dead face: "Actually, I didn't mean it that day... I like to eat the steamed buns of that house, the skin is thin and the meat is juicy, and of course I blame it for not being able to grasp the splash range of the gravy. ”

Belch?

What is he saying?

Buns, gravy, sputtering... What is this?

Yang Xiaoman looked confused, and asked him about the English test paper, what kind of meat bun did he pull for you, could it be that after eating the meat bun, the English paper can get a full score?

"Actually, you're at fault... Whoever asked you to stand there said that the bullet has no eyes, and the juice of the flying is like this!" Xu Mang said unashamedly: "Let's take responsibility." ”

Then

Yang Xiaoman finally reacted, the mystery of the world for the ages - who splashed my head with gravy, finally got the answer today! The first time I saw it, I thought this guy was very familiar, and his feelings were enemies who didn't share the same hatred!

once

Yang Xiaoman suspected Xu Mang, but he couldn't come up with any evidence, if he was wronged, with the character of this guy, he might make trouble for you.

But now... Don't admit yourself!

"It's you!?"

Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he exploded, stood on tiptoe and grabbed Xu Mang's collar, and roared angrily: "You actually dared to splash my head with a meat bun that day, do you know that it was a humiliating experience in my life? I... I'm fighting with you!"

Xu Mang was beaten badly,

Fortunately, Yang Xiaoman left a trace of humanity and gave him a chance to breathe, otherwise Xu Mang would have confessed here today.

"Don't look in the mirror!"

"There is no broken phase!" Yang Xiaoman drank milk, saw Xu Mang holding his mirror, looking left and right at his face, and couldn't help but say: "Even if you break your appearance, it's okay, you will be lonely and old anyway." ”

I...

This woman must have a problem!

Xu Mang frowned, and said seriously: "Are you going to marry me in the future? Instill a negative thought, slowly brainwash me, and then you take advantage of this violent airfield?!"

"Humph!"

"Die of this heart!" Xu Mang said disdainfully: "This face of mine belongs to the whole world!"

"You!"

Yang Xiaoman clenched his fists, but he didn't beat him, his physical strength was limited... I had already been beaten just now, and there was not enough time, so the classmates finished their lunch immediately, in case they were educating Xu Mang, and it would be a little embarrassing for the classmates to come.

"The old lady will clean you up at night!" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him, then threw Xu Mang's roll into his arms and said, "You explain it to me!"

Interpretation?

What to explain?

Xu Mang looked at his scroll, then at Yang Xiaoman, who was full of anger, and asked curiously, "What do you mean?"

"You spent more than ten minutes to finish this paper, and you got a perfect score, don't you think you need to explain?" Yang Xiaoman said.

"This..."

"Isn't this a basic operation?" Xu Mang shrugged, his face nonchalant: "If you have to explain... Belch... I'm a genius!"

Idiot!

Wrong!

Shameless idiot!

Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang again, took back the scroll, thought for a while and said: "Since your English is so good, why do you always hand in the blank papers, and you don't even write your name, so that Teacher Wu keeps scolding you, is it cheap?"

"Ugh..."

Xu Mang sighed, looked up at the sky through the window, and said, "I just don't want others to know that I'm excellent." ”

Yang Xiaoman collapsed.

...

Yang Xiaoman took Xu Mang's scroll and found Mr. Wu directly, since he is really a genius, why hide it?

"Teacher Wu?"

"Are you free?" asked Yang Xiaoman politely.

"Little Man?"

When Teacher Wu saw Yang Xiaoman, a smile was piled up on his face: "Are you here to ask about the results? Don't worry, you got a full score again!"

Although you can't treat every student differently as a teacher, you may not be able to do it at all. They are all flesh and blood, they know whether they are good or bad, and they know which is more important, Yang Xiaoman is the treasure in the palm of all teachers.

"It's not... Mr. Wu, you misunderstood, I'm not here to ask about the grades, I want to talk to you about Xu Mang. Yang Xiaoman said.

"Xu Mang?"

"What's wrong with him?" Teacher Wu was full of doubts: "Did he bully you?" Don't worry, I'll go to Lao Lin now and change you to another position." ”

"No, no, no!"

"He... He didn't bully me. ”

Speaking of bullying,

Yang Xiaoman couldn't help blushing.

"What's the matter?" Mr. Wu was a little confused.

"That's... Didn't you take Xu Mang's roll away today? Yang Xiaoman said: "I took a look at his scroll, he... He... I got a very good score. ”

"What?!"

Teacher Wu was stunned for a moment, and said in shock: "Good score?

Yang Xiaoman shook his head.

"Seventy points?"

Yang Xiaoman shook his head again.

“...”

"Don't you tell me that this guy got a perfect score?" said Mr. Wu with a smile.

"Yes!"

"He got a perfect score!"

When Yang Xiaoman said that Xu Mang got a full score in the exam, even she felt very happy, I don't know why... Particularly relieving.

Teacher Wu was silent for a long time, she felt that this matter was a bit big, because Xu Mang's guy seemed to have affected Yang Xiaoman's IQ, you must know that in this world, idiots are contagious!

"Xiaoman, don't worry!"

"The teacher will definitely free you from Xu Mang's clutches, this guy... Even if you are stupid, you will infect you with stupidity, and you will be angry with me!" Teacher Wu said angrily.

Yes?

This... How so?!

How bad is that guy's character?

......