Host - Xu Mang

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English Skills = 1900

Language Skills = 1810

Math Skills = 1890

...

Snacking in class skill = 690

Sneaking around with mobile phone skills in class = 1000

Spicy Eating Skill = 80

Xu Mang, who was taking English class, checked his current skill value, and the growth rate was quite stable, which is inseparable from getting zero points in the usual small exams, continue to maintain!

"Your teacher Liang is on a business trip in the next class, and we will have an English test. Teacher Wu said to the students below.

Exams are the mission of senior high school students, in their limited senior year career, in addition to exams are brushing questions, in the face of this unguardable English exam, everyone's mentality is very calm, then take the exam!

"Xu Mang!"

"Huh?"

"Get out!"

"Don't!" Xu Mang was anxious, and begged Teacher Wu: "I'm not your student anymore? I'm going to put my words here today, as long as I don't take the exam, I'll swallow feces and kill myself!"

“...”

“...”

“...”

Alas!

This vow can be fulfilled by Xu Mang!

When everyone heard that Xu Mang was going to 'swallow feces and commit suicide', they began to coax, their views were very unified, and Xu Mang must not be allowed to take the exam.

"Ahem!"

"Quiet!" Teacher Wu looked helpless, and said to Xu Mang: "If you hand me a blank paper again this time, then you go to the playground and commit suicide by swallowing feces live in front of all the teachers and students of the school." ”

I'll go!

Is it so big to play?

Xu Mang shrank his head, his sentence of 'suicide by swallowing dung' just now was just a hi talk, who can really commit suicide by swallowing dung, and there is nothing wrong with his brain, but the current situation is a little different.

"Oh..."

The test papers were passed down in order, and when Xu Mang got the test papers, suddenly Teacher Wu spoke.

"Xu Mang!"

"You come to the stage to take the test, and I watched you do the questions with my own eyes. Teacher Wu said expressionlessly.

Nima!

Tease me?

Xu Mang heard Mr. Wu's words, and almost didn't let him collapse, although he could get a full score, but the current skill value is very important, it is to prepare for the upcoming midterm exam, spend a little less skill value, and have a little more certainty of success in the future.

"Why are you stunned?" Teacher Wu glared and urged impatiently, "Come up quickly!"

"Oh..."

Xu Mang took the English paper and walked to the stage silently.

Teacher Wu collapsed...

Now I really feel uneasy and kind!

"You don't need to bring a pen to the exam?" asked Teacher Wu angrily.

"Oops!"

"I just ran out yesterday..."Xu Mang looked embarrassed, and said cautiously: "Teacher Wu, if you don't do this, forget it this time, let me sleep, isn't it the midterm exam the day after tomorrow, I'll give you a satisfactory result." ”

Satisfied with the results?

Hehe!

I'm afraid it's over if I don't write you a name and class, right?

Teacher Wu knew Xu Mang's routine very well, and said with a dark face: "Don't delay the mid-term exam, give me a satisfactory result today!"

Teacher Wu gave Xu Mang a pen.

No way

Xu Mang could only bite the bullet and start doing the question, and first tried his strength, but unfortunately... In just a few seconds, Xu Mang had dizziness, and he understood that this was a manifestation of excessive use of his brain.

"System, what is the passing point of this paper?"

[Recognized by the system, the passing exchange value of this paper: 100 (English skills)]

Cheap!

"Where's the perfect score?"

[Recognized by the system, the full score exchange value of this volume: 150 (English skills)]

Xu Mang hesitated for a moment, the exchange value is so low, it seems that the difficulty of this paper is not very high, why don't you try it with a full score?

"Teacher Wu?"

"Huh?"

"If you want me to score as much as I want to score, just report a number, and I will get this score in thirty minutes. Xu Mang said confidently.

Words fall,

The audience was in an uproar.

Xu Mang's words are full of arrogance, self-defeating and the feeling of no one in his eyes, what is the score you want, what score I give you, this kind of thing is what Xu Mang can say?

Why do you have to be the top three top students?

"I'll let you get a full score, can you do it?" Teacher Wu glanced at him and said angrily: "Hurry up and do the question!"

"Full marks?"

"No problem!" Xu Mang smiled slightly: "Teacher Wu, let's talk about one thing before the full score, if I get a full score this time, then I will have to hand in a blank paper for the midterm joint entrance examination English." ”

Teacher Wu is angry, this guy is still bargaining with you, can you cushion your own weight first?!

"Don't talk nonsense!"

"Hurry up and give me the question!" Teacher Wu was a little suffocated, urging Xu Mang to answer the question, and then found a chair by himself, sat on the side of Xu Mang, and invigilated the students below.

Then

Xu Mang started writing,

Write answers faster than anyone else.

Reading questions?

Sorry, I don't understand!

ABDCDABD...

Each multiple-choice question took less than a second, and I passed all the way to the essay, and then I finished the paper in one go.

It took twelve minutes and five seconds.

"Teacher Wu?"

Xu Mang asked innocently, "Can I hand in the papers?"

Teacher Wu was completely devastated, glanced at the time, less than fifteen minutes had passed since the start of the exam, he... He actually has to hand in the papers, this is not a guess at all, it must be a blind answer.

"Xu Mang!"

"You've been through so many exams, don't you understand that you can only hand in the exam paper thirty minutes before the end of the exam?" Teacher Wu held his forehead and said helplessly: "Check again." ”

After that,

Teacher Wu himself laughed.

If he could have checked for any errors, he wouldn't have turned in the papers so quickly.

"Teacher Wu. ”

"I feel like I've got a perfect score and don't need to check anything again. Xu Mang rarely took it seriously.

pity

His seriousness is a little funny in the eyes of others.

Xu Mang is like a clown, he cries on stage, but the audience thinks he is funny.

Teacher Wu sighed, originally had a little hope for Xu Mang, because his progress was indeed great, but unfortunately... Ever since he won the first place in the essay contest, this guy has begun to let himself go, and every time he has a blank test in a blank paper, he even didn't even write his name twice.

"Lie on your stomach. ”

"Don't make any noise. Teacher Wu said.

"Oh..."

Xu Mang is still very honest at some times, such as now.

English skills +1

English skills +1

English skills +1

...

When Xu Mang woke up, he found that Yang Xiaoman was the only one left in the classroom, stretched his waist, and saw a roll on his desk.

Hey?

Isn't it mine?

"Yang Xiaoman?"

"Why didn't Mr. Wu take my paper away?" Xu Mang took his own paper, came to the violent airfield, and asked curiously.

"You're embarrassed to ask!"

"Do you know how much your behavior has hurt Teacher Wu?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him, and said with hatred: "I have to pretend anyway, I don't even bother to pretend... Do you think you're still saved?"

I'll go!

Didn't I spend a hundred and fifty skill points for nothing?

Xu Mang's heart hurts.

"Can you help me change the paper?" Xu Mang hit Yang Xiaoman with his idea, this one hundred and fifty skill points can't be counted like this, there must be a little return.

"Cut!"

"I don't want to read your papers, they must be scribbled. Yang Xiaoman's face was full of disdain, and then he said: "Hurry up and buy lunch, the old lady is starving to death!"

"Oh. ”

Watching Xu Mang leave, Yang Xiaoman hesitated for a moment, but finally took Xu Mang's roll and began to help him change it.

Question 1,

That's right!

Question 2,

It's right!

Question 3,

This... Blind again?!

Question 4,

What's going on? It's right again!

Question 5,

Oh my God, this... This... Must be dreaming, right?

Yang Xiaoman looked at this scroll in horror, the answer on it was exactly the same as his own, is this the scroll that Xu Mang made in about ten minutes?!

......