High!

Divert one person's anger on another, so that the fool turns over the mistake and does not know the situation.

Wu Guokui didn't notice Xu Moqiu's intentions in doing this, thinking that he was secretly optimistic about himself, he suddenly smiled, strode onto the podium, put his hands behind his back, and shook his legs: "Thank you Teacher Xu for your trust, the contemptible people will definitely live up to the high expectations, let's take a look at which lucky one will become the first...... Oh no, what about the second speaker?"

The last word was deliberately dragged out by him, and it was more like he was deliberately holding a mouthful of old phlegm in his throat, and the "snoring" sound when he spoke, which made Xu Moqiu feel very uncomfortable.

"Oh...... Congratulations! Our former class president, Zhao Yaru!" Wu Guokui stood on the stage like a stage host, pinched his throat and said, "Please applaud below!"

Zhao Yaru is at least one meter seventy-five tall, sweet-looking, dressed purely, with long black and silky hair draped over her back at will, a pair of black-framed glasses on the bridge of her nose, and two big white legs under the mini skirt dazzled all the male creatures in the classroom. The only downside is that her breasts are a little unsatisfactory, which is no wonder, after all, she is only sixteen years old.

Xu Moqiu didn't have much contact with this girl, but in her body, Xu Moqiu faintly felt a strong woman aura that was somewhat similar to Lu Mingyue and Chen Shujie.

She does have an innate leadership temperament in her, but unfortunately her previous performance was really ......

As soon as the beautiful girl stepped on the podium, the audience suddenly became excited, screaming and applause were endless, and a certain loyal suitor directly took off his shirt and stepped on the bench and kept waving.

In contrast, the fan effect alone has completely exploded Wu Guokui for several streets, Xu Moqiu really doesn't know how this guy grinned with a toad mouth.

Lack of heart? Or is the skin so thick that it can't be shaken by laser cutting? Xu Moqiu thought about it and felt that it should be the former.

Zhao Yaru had a faint smile on her face: "Acquaintance is fate, and getting together is providence." Dear students, and dear teacher Xu, good evening. What's my name, I don't believe I need to introduce myself. ”

After a pause, he turned around and glanced at Xu Moqiu, and suddenly crumpled the prepared speech into a ball and squeezed it tightly in his hand: "I know that our first and third classes of high school are synonymous with waste and scum in the eyes of others, and they are the negative teaching materials of the whole school. In the past, I was very incompetent as a class leader, and I would like to apologize to all my classmates. ”

As he spoke, he covered his chest with one hand and bowed deeply to the audience.

Wu Dalang waved his hand very generously: "It's okay, I forgive you......"

In an instant, the students were moved to tears, textbooks and pen holders were overwhelming, and they gave this guy who didn't want Bilian a facelift for free.

Zhao Yaru chose to ignore it and continued: "I hope that everyone, and Teacher Xu, can give me another chance, I will definitely let everyone see a new self, I believe that with our joint efforts, our class will ...... There will be a big change. ”

"I'm done, thank you all for ......"

As soon as the words fell, the audience suddenly erupted in a burst of warm applause, and a certain ironcore rushed to the podium directly holding half of the gnawed durian, trembling hands and saying excitedly: "Oh my God! It's so touching! If you don't vote for Zhao Da's class leader, you won't be struck by lightning and come to me! Mom, I will definitely die at your door in one hundred and eight strange ways of death!"

"Quiet!" Xu Moqiu stopped the boy who had to offer durian like a messenger to protect the flowers, and smiled at Master Xu, "Master, it's your turn, the others go back to their seats and sit down!"

"Chen Aman, if you don't want to be blacklisted by me, take your feet off the table at your same table; Zhu Yan, remember to wash your hands before eating; Niu Gangmen, take off your pants and walk the birds in front of all your classmates, what about your festival?"

Hearing the last sentence, several girls screamed at the same time: "Ahhhh

Of course, except for classmate Wu Dalang, whose eyes were shining, there was an excited smile on his face, and Xu Moqiu suddenly had goosebumps.

Niu Gangmen didn't expect Xu Moqiu to splash his shit in front of all his classmates, and his face turned red in an instant, and he said, "I don't have it, I just ......"

"The kidneys are not good, remember to wear diapers. Okay, the speech continues, let's welcome Mr. Xu with warm applause. ”

Looking at Xu Moqiu, who was smiling and looking at Master Xu lovingly, a thought suddenly sprung up in the white toad's mind: Master Xu should not be Teacher Xu's illegitimate daughter, right? Otherwise, how could Xu Moqiu look at it with such affectionate eyes...... Wait a minute...... Could it be that they ......

The applause was still warm, which made Xu Moqiu very pleased, except for a few boys with low EQ, the others were okay, and they knew not to offend women, they were actually winners in life.

Master Xu is slightly shorter, and he belongs to the kind of small jasper delicate and cute type. The white melon seed face, a pair of crystal eyes under the curved eyebrows, the mirror is clear, as bright as the stars, the lips are pursed and smiled gently, and the cheeks reveal two shallow dimples, which can see that some people's eyes are straight.

There was still no manuscript in her hand, but the little girl's face showed unprecedented confidence, and at that moment, Zhao Yaru felt deeply threatened.

Disappeared for a day, she seemed to be a different person.

"Ahem...... Na...... What, I won't say anything polite...... First, you don't like to listen to it, and you can't listen to it, and second, what you say is not necessarily useful, so it makes no sense to say it. I have never served as a class committee leader, and in terms of experience, it is a blank slate. This time, I actually want to exercise myself......"

Zhao Yaru thought that she would say something very threatening, but she didn't expect Master Xu to suddenly change her words: "The class selection committee is not a playhouse." Just now, I suddenly realized that I was not capable of this position...... Therefore, I abstain, I still suggest that everyone vote for Zhao Yaru, she is the best candidate. ”

"Finally, before I step down from the stage, I want to sing a song to everyone, okay?" Master Xu's face was slightly red, and he didn't dare to look at Xu Moqiu's eyes.

In fact, there is no need for Xu Moqiu to speak, the classmates in the audience have already made a choice for him.

"Okay! Come on, Master, "Red Wish" is my favorite!"

"Master, you are the best. ”

"Let's play a song "The Aftermath"! I'll play music for you!"

"No, I think 'Lovers' is better!"

The male and female classmates coaxed one after another, Xu Moqiu probably knew what she wanted to do, and she didn't stop it. He nodded at her, then waved his hand to the audience, and this time the birdman was unexpectedly very face-saving—it certainly wasn't his, and fell silent for a moment.

"This song "Father" is dedicated to the person I love the most. Thank you!"

Always ask for it

But I never thanked you

.........

Time slows down

Don't let you get old again

......

Your caregiving, child, has grown up

I thought this girl would sing a song "Grateful Heart" or something, but I never expected it to be "Father". It seems that there are still many things on her body that need to be understood and dialysed by herself, and she is still incompetent as a class teacher!

After the song, the little girl was already in tears, and she could no longer suppress the emotions in her heart, so she covered her face and ran out of the classroom.

Xu Moqiu hurriedly glanced at Mu Wanjing, Xiao Mu Huiyi hurriedly followed, Xu Moqiu said, "Everyone study by themselves first." Then he rushed out in a hurry.

Just as the three of them left the classroom, a WeChat message appeared in a chat group: "Quickly investigate what happened on the day she disappeared." ”

"Roger. ”

"Yes!"

About ten minutes later, the three of them returned to the classroom one after another, Xu Moqiu coughed as if nothing had happened, and continued: "The election campaign continues. Next ......"

Mu Wanjing stood up and said timidly, "Teacher...... I am incompetent, and I choose to abstain!"

Then the candidates for class president are only Wu Guokui and Zhao Yaru, and the students below take out a blank piece of paper, write the name of the person you voted on it, and hand it over to the podium from the first row by the door. ”

In fact, this operation is completely redundant, and there is no suspense at the end. Just like Wu Dalang, Xu Moqiu bet that there will be no more than three of the forty-four students in the class, excluding the elusive three, who can vote for him!

However, this guy was completely unaware of his embarrassing situation, and held his head high and smiled, as if he had won five million. I don't know what brand of baking soda he ate that made him swell to this extent.

The voting was completed quickly, and Xu Moqiu began to sing the votes: "Wu Guokui has one vote, Wu Guokui has another vote......"

One or two votes in a row were for him Wu Dalang, and the pimples on Wu Dalang's face exploded with laughter. Xu Moqiu couldn't help frowning secretly, if things continued to develop according to this trend, it would not be easy to do. Fortunately, the next situation did not disappoint him, except for the first two votes, the rest were all voted for Zhao Yaru.

In front of Zhao Yaru, a long-legged beauty with super high appearance and the former class leader, Wu Dalang was vulnerable at all. Those two votes, you don't have to think about it, you know that his classmates who watched him with affection and himself voted for them.

"Zhao Yaru, congratulations, you have succeeded me as the class president of the third class of the first year of high school, remember what you said before, and don't live up to everyone's expectations of you. ”

The whole night of self-study classes was used to run for class committee cadres, Xu Moqiu thought that the competition for his class representatives would be quite fierce, but what he didn't expect was that the result was quite a slap in the face.

Except for Xu Shishi and Mu Wanjing who raised their hands, even Wu Dalang expressed no interest at all. And Mu Wanjing seems to be just a trust, the little girl can sing and dance, and he is the only member of the entertainment committee.

Mother, don't they know the importance of learning Chinese well? Xu Moqiu was depressed, but he was helpless, so he had to let Master Xu become his spokesperson in the end.

The little girl will not let herself down.

"Okay, let's study on your own in the next time, teacher, remember to hand in the homework I assigned before school tomorrow morning, if anyone is unwilling to hand it in, write down the name, and I will ask Liao Guangtou to tell you the truth of life." ”

Master Xu smiled sweetly: "Okay, teacher, I promise to hand over a lot." ”

"Wait!" At this moment, Wu Guokui's tablemate suddenly raised his hand.

"Gou Xiong, what do you want to say?"

Gou Xiong prompted: "Teacher, did you miss a position?"

Is it missing?

Xu Moqiu counted with his fingers, the squad leader, the study committee, the labor committee, the life committee, the entertainment committee, and the secretary of the Youth League...... Looks like there's nothing else to show for other subjects, right?

Wu Guokui stepped on the bench with one foot, posed in a standard pose of Swarzenegger showing off his muscles, and said in a deep voice: "Teacher, what do you think of my figure?"