What is the figure of Wu Dalang on TV? Everyone must have an impression, right?

The figure of the classmate Wu Guokui in front of him is obviously a little worse than him.

is less than one and a half meters tall, with an ugly face and a bloated figure, standing there like a half-horizontal winter melon, of course, what Xu Moqiu can't accept the most is this guy's fox smell!

The moment he raised his arm, Xu Moqiu was almost fainted!

If you have to classify the fox odor into a level, this guy is definitely three S and one R, and even faintly saw black gas coming out of his armpits - of course, it should be Xu Moqiu's hallucination.

Xu Moqiu resisted the urge to kick him out, and turned his face aside: "You don't need to ask me about these things, I suggest you go downstairs to take a look in front of the Sanxing Mirror." ”

Wu Guokui changed two more POSS: "Teacher, do you think I'm not confident enough?"

"No, you're about to explode now! It's not time for class to end, if you want to review your homework at Liao Guangtou's house, continue to pose for me. ”

Ma Ganghelmet, who looked like a telephone pole in the back row, stood up, glanced at the cow steel door next to him, and said with a provocative expression: "Report to the teacher, you have forgotten to elect the sports commissioner!"

Niu Gangmen, who was still holding the title of sports commissioner, suddenly jumped up, his fingers almost poked Ma Ganghel's nose, and scolded in his mouth: "Okay, you Ma Ganghelmet! You guy who eats inside and out! Vain Lao Tzu is so good to you! You still dare to covet my throne! Do you remember when you were cold, who bought popsicles for you to eat in winter?"

Ma Ganghelmet didn't show any affection: "My brother settles the account, let's return one yard to one yard! I am determined to win the sports commissioner! You are tired of it anyway, why don't you abdicate and let Xian go?"

"Hah? Joke! I can't wait to be another twenty years! Look at you, you're as thin as a hemp stick, embarrassment? Look at you! This is a real man! You, no!" Niu Gangmen showed off his barely visible biceps and began to stretch again.

"The sports committee is responsible for the spiritual outlook of a class, how can it be child's play? Naturally, it needs people who are both wise and brave and have a good look. Niu Gangmen, your limbs are not well-developed, but your mind is pitifully simple, farming is more suitable, this kind of difficult work, it is better to leave it to me!"

The person who spoke was named Jia Zheng, tall and handsome, and he was the face of the boys in the class, and his family was solid, it was said that his parents were businessmen, and he was quite smart, and he won the third prize in a village children's essay competition when he was a child, although only three people participated in that competition, but he also had that courage, didn't he?

In normal times, he would not have disdained to be a class cadre. It's thankless, and it's similar in nature to a dog's legs.

But the sports committee is different! Qin Meiren's personal assistant!

With this layer of identity, you can have more contact with Qin Meiren, and when the time comes, something exciting like teacher-student love may happen...... Therefore, he naturally couldn't let go of this opportunity.

Someone quipped: "Fake serious, you can pull it down! Just your small body, you have no power to tie the chicken, you don't have the bones to carry firewood on your shoulders, and you have to rest for a few times on the third floor of a bucket of water, what use can you do except drag your legs?"

"That's it, teacher, choose me! Choose me! Look at my muscles, look at my lines!"

"Teacher, choose me, he is a showman, and he is useless!"

"I can't hide it, in fact, I am a lay disciple of Shaolin Temple......"

Xu Moqiu never dreamed that the sports committee would be so popular! Even the girls enthusiastically signed up, not for anything else, just to be able to get close to Qin Meiren often.

Xu Moqiu was a little puzzled, boys are fine, girls are actually flocking to her, could it be that this is the legendary stool physique - it is easy to provoke flies.

There was a mess in the audience, and the candidates were tense one by one, gritting their teeth, spitting stars and flying sideways, eager to drown each other with a soak of thousand-year-old phlegm, as if they regarded their opponents running for sports committee as enemies who killed their fathers.

There are more temperamental people, such as Niu Gangmen and Ma Ganghelmet, who have made an appointment to fight in the grove and vowed to distinguish between high and low.

Xu Moqiu felt that his face was a little unbearable, and coughed: "Silence!"

"Sports Commissioner, this position...... It's better to wait for you to take physical education class, and ask your teacher Qin. Okay, everyone clean up and get ready for the end of class, and the class leader stays. ”

The "jingle bell" bell rang for the end of class, and the campus suddenly boiled.

Thinking that Xu Moqiu left Zhao Yaru alone, Master Xu was a little unhappy in his heart: Why did he leave her and not himself?

Like a spy, he secretly hides behind the door, his little face is tense, his ears are raised high, and he does not want to miss even punctuation.

Xu Moqiu lit a cigarette in front of Zhao Yaru and pointed to the messy three desks in the last corner: "Classmate Zhao, those three, have they never come to evening self-study?" ”

Zhao Yaru was a little allergic to the smell of smoke, frowned slightly, and replied: "Yes, it is said that they opened a martial arts hall on Shili Street outside the school, and they stay in it most of the time. ”

Martial arts hall?

No wonder he is so arrogant! It seems that he has to take some time to visit his house.

Nodding at her, "I see, you go!"

"Teacher Xu, you ......"

"What's wrong with me?"

"No, it's okay...... Then I'm gone. Zhao Yaru wanted to ask what happened between him and Master Xu, but in the end she couldn't open her mouth.

After Zhao Yaru left, Xu Moqiu shouted behind the door: "Come out!"

No one answered.

Xu Moqiu extinguished the cigarette butt in the chalk box and said with a smile: "If you don't come out, I'll leave!"

"Teacher......" Master Xu walked out from behind the door with a red face, looked at the still smoking chalk box, quickly stepped forward and moistened the cigarette butts with some water under the water dispenser, and threw them into the trash can together, and said angrily, "How can you litter cigarette butts?"

"Haha. Xu Moqiu snorted and touched her head, "Let's go, the teacher will send you back to the dormitory." ”

Master Xu's heart was sweet: "Oh, good!"

The two walked side by side on the basketball court, Xu Shishi peeked at Xu Moqiu from time to time, I don't know why, with him by his side, my heart was extremely down-to-earth and reassuring, as if I was ......

"Master?"

"Ah...... How...... What's wrong?"

"I've called you three times, what are you thinking?"

A hint of panic flashed in the little girl's eyes: "Oh...... I'm thinking about it! Well, a very serious question. ”

Xu Moqiu smiled and didn't break it: "It's time to the door of the dormitory." ”

At this moment, the door of the girls' dormitory has been completely renewed, and even the dormitory manager has changed to a new face.

Forty or so a fierce woman, with a broad waist and round arms, are almost catching up with Xu Moqiu's thighs. Wearing a white one-piece nightdress, holding a puff fan in his left hand, a murderous hemorrhoid on the bridge of his nose, a long hair fluttering in the wind, particularly conspicuous in the moonlight, a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, constantly clicking, and his face was covered with a faint layer of smoke.

Lying on a Taishi chair with Erlang's legs crossed, at first glance, it looks like a charter wife.

"That classmate, this is the girls' dormitory, if you go one step further, believe it or not, I'll pinch your balls in minutes?"

"And you! People tell you not to wait, you don't have long ears, do you? Get out of here!"

"Hey, hey, hey, what kind of system is pulling and pulling? Hurry up and spread it out of me! Go back to your boys' dormitory and fight one of five!"

The thunderous voice of the dormitory aunt sounded in her ears, and none of the named boys dared to reply, they all tightened their necks and ran away.

Xu Moqiu touched Master Xu's head: "Master, hurry back to the dormitory! Rest early, remember to take medicine on time." ”

Looking at the classmates who came and went carrying hot water bottles and buckets, the little girl shook Xu Moqiu's arm coquettishly: "Teacher, can you help me carry boiling water?

As he spoke, he jumped and walked towards his dormitory.

As soon as I arrived at the door, I ran into my roommate Cheng Yuxin: "Yuxin, where are you going?"

Cheng Yuxin raised the thermos in her hand: "What do you say?"

"Oh......" Master Xu's eyes rolled, "I haven't used the water I fetched in the afternoon, you use mine, I'll help you fetch water!"

"Ah, what's that going on?"

"There's nothing wrong with it, everyone is a classmate and roommate, so it's right to help each other! Give it to me!" Master Xu couldn't help but snatch her thermos and ran away.

Looking at her distant back, Cheng Yuxin looked puzzled: Didn't she hate running away the most in the past? Why is she so active today? Could it be that this little girl has a boyfriend?

Thinking about it this way, Cheng Yuxin felt that it was really possible.

Nine gossip for ten girls, and one special gossip.

After this thought arose, Cheng Yuxin couldn't hold back her curiosity anymore, and quickly grabbed a fan by the bed to cover her face, and sneakily followed.

The current boiling water room is crowded with people, there are only a few positions, men and women are crowded together, Xu Moqiu even saw several lewd guys taking the opportunity to rub oil on girls.

Master Xu was small, lest she be taken advantage of, so Xu Moqiu said, "You are waiting for me here." ”

"Oh, good. Master Xu nodded and stood quietly to the side.

Xu Moqiu carried a thermos into the crowd, pinched the restless hand of a male classmate, and reminded: "Classmate, you seem to have touched the wrong pocket." ”

"You ......" The man was taken aback, and wanted to reply, but when he saw the teacher's sign on Xu Moqiu's neck and the red armband on his arm, he suddenly shrank his neck, squeezed out of the crowd, and ran away.

Ahead, another lewd boy couldn't hold back his restless heart, and was ready to stretch his claws to the smooth thighs in front of him...... Xu Moqiu knocked his hand intentionally or unintentionally, and the guy was caught off guard, so he took advantage of the situation and actually pinched the underside of a sports student who had just turned around.

The sports student trembled, he was stimulated by this, and he didn't know that Xu Moqiu was out of the haunt, anyway, he saw that guy fanned over with a big ear scraper.

The obscene man is impatient, although the difference in body is too large, but he is still not to be outdone, and it is a monkey stealing a peach.

"Mom sells P! Are you still here? Do you really think Lao Tzu is reluctant to beat you?" The sports student was so angry that he almost exploded, twisted his arm, and lifted it up, and the lewd man suddenly screamed like a pig.

Xu Moqiu felt that the punishment was almost over, lest the sports students not know the severity, so he quickly coughed and stood up with a straight face and a majestic face: "In a public place, what are you two making trouble?

The physical education student saw the red armband on his arm and hurriedly said, "Teacher, he touched me!"

I'm on duty, it's Teacher Zhou! The lewd man chuckled in his heart, and hurriedly defended: "I didn't ...... it."

Xu Moqiu didn't pay attention to him at all, and said to the sports student: "Say, where did he touch you? Say it out loud, the teacher will call the shots for you!"

"He ......" the sports student hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said, "He touched me Dingding!

As soon as these words came out, the girls around them suddenly screamed: "Ah! pervert!"