After everything was done, Xu Moqiu walked out of the bathroom with a smile on his face.

Lu Qianqian couldn't help but bury her words: "You are smiling so obscenely, do you want to do something bad?"

Xu Moqiu touched his chin: "Look at what you said, it seems like I'm a bad person." ”

"There's a mirror in the toilet, do you want to take a look?"

"Ahem...... That's not necessary, I'm still quite confident in this face. ”

"Who did you just call?"

Xu Moqiu didn't hide it from her: "Bao'er and Xiao Jiji." ”

"Ahh

"Heh, now I know that a girl is not safe in the middle of the night, so what about you just now?" Xu Moqiu sarcastically said a few words, lay down on the bed, lit a cigarette, and continued, "Don't worry, Bao'er is different from you." Besides, isn't there still that kid Lu Zhe?"

"You...... Hey, I don't know what to say about you. Can't you smoke two less in front of a girl like me?"

Xu Moqiu turned over: "No, I didn't smoke you." ”

"Aren't you afraid of getting lung cancer?

"It's as if I'm alive, she's not a widow. Xu Moqiu muttered quietly.

"What did you say?"

"Nothing. Xu Moqiu put the cigarette butt on the bedside table casually, "I'll lie down for a while, you can do it yourself, and Bao'er will call me later." ”

He wanted to rest, but someone wouldn't let him get his way. The landline in my head rattled.

"Who?"

"Sir, do you need special services?" I promise it's refreshing......" A charming female voice came from the phone.

"Don't. Xu Moqiu hung up the phone directly.

Lu Qianqian asked casually, "What's the matter?"

"Oh, recommend special services......"

Before the words fell, the phone rang again, and this time it was replaced by a very loud voice: "Good evening, sir, do you need a personal escort?"

your grandma! What about being stupid? Innocent female students and serious white-collar beauties will come out to do this? This time Xu Moqiu didn't even bother to say anything, so he hung up directly.

However, within a minute, the phone rang unrelentingly again, this time even more violently, and directly replaced it with a deep and powerful male voice: "Lao Tie, do you need a full body massage? I'm strong!"

Xu Moqiu was so angry that he almost didn't throw the phone out, and glanced at Lu Qianqian next to him: "I'm sorry, I brought my own." Excuse me, don't call again. ”

"Wait for Lao Tie!"

"What else do you have to say?"

"Hmm...... Well, you also know that in this era, safety comes first! I have Bangshijie's new products here, the kind with ultra-thin granules! There are also watermelon flavors, strawberry flavors, durian flavors and other flavors to choose from......"

Xu Moqiu stroked his forehead with his hand: "I'm sorry, I don't need this." ”

The other end said unyieldingly: "Oh! I understand, I understand! Lao Tie used to use medicine! I also have medicine here, 72-hour emergency contraception, hmm...... By the way, there is also a foreign imported A Sanshen oil, which will be effective with one touch, and ensure that you will fight until dawn......"

"Sorry, I don't need to. Xu Moqiu hung up the phone again, and in order to prevent him from continuing to harass, he simply unplugged the phone line.

Looking at Lu Qianqian, who had a strange face, Xu Moqiu said seriously: "What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a decent gentleman? If I were you, I would quickly go to the toilet to make up for my makeup, anyway, I won't admit that I hit it for a while." ”

Lu Qianqian didn't speak, got up and walked towards the toilet.

About ten minutes later, Lu Baoer's phone call said

They had already arrived downstairs, and Xu Moqiu directly reported the room number and asked them to come up directly.

When I walked into the room, I saw Lu Qianqian lying on the bed and sitting by the window. Lu Zhe suddenly wondered, the eldest brother-in-law and the third sister were in the same room, could this be tense and exciting...... Two out of four?

Otherwise, what did he call himself and Bao'er to come over? But what puzzled him was that it was better to play mahjong than to go to a mahjong parlor, and he didn't see a mahjong machine in the house.

Lu Bao'er didn't think about it so much, she directly threw herself into Lu Qianqian's arms, and said in a loud voice: "Sister, happy birthday!

Her gift was a Luo Xiaohei mobile phone pendant that she had just bought at the stall downstairs, which did not exceed ten yuan, but Lu Qianqian was like a treasure, took the gift, hugged Lu Bao'er, and choked up: "Thank you." ”

"Sister, is it swollen and crying bird?"

Lu Qianqian touched her head: "Sister is happy." ”

"Whew...... No!" Lu Bao'er raised her head, just enough to see the faint five finger prints on Lu Qianqian's face, and immediately jumped up, opened her teeth and claws, and said, "Who? Who bullied you bird?"

He turned his face and glanced at Xu Moqiu: "Dead briquettes, is it you? You dare to beat your sister!

it! That's all for you to guess! Do you want to be so accurate? You just don't study, you can become a detective!

Although he was surprised, Xu Moqiu denied it: "How is it possible? My title as the No. 1 'Flower Protector Messenger' in Yuejiang is not a joke, I am famous for my pity and cherishing jade! It's too late to hurt a beautiful woman! How can I do it?"

Lu Bao'er continued to ask: "Who is that?"

"Uh...... It's Mo Wenbing!" Xu Moqiu's mind turned, and he immediately buckled the basin on that guy's head. He invited Lu Bao'er here, firstly, to let them accompany Lu Qianqian, and the main reason was to let the little witch clean up the negative man.

"Mo Wenbing, who is it? Have you ever heard of pinching?"

"Hmm...... He is...... One of your sister's suitors! Yes, that's it! He saw that your sister was beautiful, so he was entangled all day long, and today your sister rejected him for the 1,000th time, and he was annoyed and angry, so he did it!" Xu Moqiu made up lies, and he didn't blink his eyes, let alone Lu Bao'er, and sometimes even he couldn't tell the truth from the false.

A trace of doubt flashed in Lu Bao'er's eyes, and she looked at Xu Moqiu's eyes: "Then you pinched, you were doing a god horse at the time?"

"I was ...... Yes, I'm a little sore today. Xu Moqiu's eyes rolled, and he simply came to be absent.

Lu Zhe interjected: "Then why don't you settle accounts with him afterwards?"

it! If you don't intervene, you're going to die?" Xu Moqiu was secretly annoyed, thought for a while, and said, "I'm ...... I'm not feeling well, and there are several of them!"

Lu Zhe said again: "What are a few people? Brother-in-law, why don't you do them? Are you cowardly?"

Mother's! Did you wash your face with a used sanitary napkin today, or what's the matter? How do you purify blood and spray people? Xu Moqiu was so angry by these two stunned that he said, "Young man, don't always fight and kill!"

"Aren't you good at martial arts?"

"Knowledge is power!Okay, don't say it, I don't have a common language with you!" Xu Moqiu simply shut him up and said to Lu Bao'er, "So, I asked you to come over, first, to celebrate your sister's birthday, and second, to clean up this mouthful!"

Lu Zhe picked up the chair under his ass and shouted murderously: "Then what are you waiting for? My big chair is already horny and thirsty! Brother-in-law, you can show me in a while, I will shoot them to death! Mother, dare to bully my sister, I am impatient!"

Xu Moqiu glared: "Who is going to shoot to death?

"Then why don't you say it earlier! It's so bad that even the bags are all wooden! It's really dripping! Only cash birds. Lu Bao'er looked dissatisfied, took out her mobile phone, opened a website, Xu Moqiu stretched her neck to look over, Lu Bao'er glared, "What are you doing?

Lu Zhe came over again: "Brother-in-law, my classmate has a sand troll at home, or I'll borrow it, and I'll jump up and shoot that hair in one shot!"

"Ma De, is there a tumor on your neck?" Xu Moqiu gave him a violent shudder, "Can you take out those things? He just stood there, do you dare to fight? Do you want to eat in prison?"

"What then? You can't just leave it at that, right?"

"Of course not!" Xu Moqiu poked his head, "Please use your brain, don't you like to tease the teacher so much on weekdays? ”

Seeing Xu Moqiu pulling his sister-in-law and brother-in-law, ready to do a big job, Lu Qianqian still relented after all, and whispered: "It's still ...... Don't go too far. ”

Xu Moqiu waved his hand: "Don't worry about this, just wait to watch the show! It's a birthday present for you. This kind of person must be punished!"

At this time, Lu Baoer finally finished placing the order, and let out a long sigh of relief: "It's done!"

Xu Moqiu looked curious: "Bao'er, what have you bought?"

"Hmph! Lu Baoer rolled her eyes and ignored him, tore open the instant noodle box next to her, pulled out the dough cake, and gnawed it like that.

A slight knock sounded on the door.

Xu Moqiu opened the door and saw that a little brother wearing a strange uniform and carrying a large box was standing at the door.

"You ......"

The little brother looked at his phone and said politely, "Oh, hello, is Bao Lady here?"

Inside, Lu Bao'er beckoned to him: "Even here!"

"I'm sorry, please give way. The little brother walked into the house and put down the box on his back, "Dear diamond VIP users, all your orders have been delivered, please check, remember to give five-star praise! ”

After the little brother left, Xu Moqiu and Lu Zhe stretched out their heads curiously and looked over, this time he learned smartly, and he resolutely only looked at it and didn't do it. It was saved and injured by mistake.

The things that came out were still strange, and a hemp bag was still wriggling, as if it was some kind of living thing. Lu Zhe couldn't help but reach out and pick up a wooden box at his feet: "What is this?"

Seeing that he was suspected of death, Xu Moqiu hurriedly stopped: "Don't go!"

Lu Bao'er counted things without raising her head and said, "An-la, -la! There are fists in it." ”

"That's it, I've already played with those things......" Lu Zhe disagreed, and the moment he opened the box, a green light flashed, and then there was a little green snake on his lips.

The snake was obviously poisonous, and after a while, Lu Zhe's lips swollen at a speed visible to the naked eye, black and shiny, like a section of smoked sausage.

Lu Bao'er saw that someone was messing with his baby, and he was immediately unhappy: "Are you swollen and fat? Even you only say that the wood has a fist, but you don't say that the rice and the wood have snakes!

"Sister...... Whew, pain, save the couple!" Lu Zhe became a little unfavorable when he spoke.

Xu Moqiu was about to help, when Lu Bao'er suddenly shouted: "The watch is moving! This is not an ordinary dripping snake! Only listening to music can make it loosen its mouth, and it will only bite tighter and tighter." ”

Saying that, Lu Baoer took out a very small music box that matched the box, opened it but there was no response, and when I checked it, it turned out that I forgot to equip it with a battery. But fortunately, the battery model is the same as the TV remote control, which is not too difficult.

The music sounded, and Lu Zhe could be regarded as getting rid of the snake's entanglement. To Xu Moqiu's surprise, after hearing this music, the snake actually died......! What's going on?

"Shhh...... Ah!" Lu Zhe held his high swollen lips and said with a painful expression, "Sister, you should send the doctor first...... No, the table even fat four drops. ”

Lu Bao'er waved her hand: "No need to drop! In two hours, it will be a good bird by itself!"