Volume 2 Super teacher Chapter 183 The pants are all off
Looking at Lu Zhe, who was miserable with teary eyes, Xu Moqiu suddenly burst out laughing.
Should!
Who told you to touch Lu Bao'er's things? Why didn't they bite you to death?
Xu Moqiu looked at the time and said to Lu Qianqian: "Call that guy, he lied to you so many times, you lied to him once, don't have a psychological burden." As for what to say, do you want me to teach you?"
"No, I don't. Lu Qianqian shook her head, hesitated for a moment and took out her mobile phone.
Pity Mo Wenbing at this moment, he was still trampled under the feet of Song Placenta, and Lu Qianqian's call came in time.
"Yo, your horse called you. Song Placenta patted Mo Wenbing's face, "Remember, this is your last chance! If I can't eat meat today, I'll cut you!"
Thinking of what Song Placenta had done before, Mo Wenbing suddenly felt the chrysanthemum tighten, and nodded wildly like a pug: "Fetal ...... Don't worry, this time it will be done!"
"Take it. ”
"Okay!" Mo Wenbing took the phone, took a deep breath, adjusted his status, pressed the answer button, and pretended to be anxious, "Honey, where are you? I haven't found you for a long time." ”
This dear cry made Lu Qianqian get goosebumps all over her body, and the previous sweetness disappeared completely, replaced by disgusting or disgusting!
Holding back the anger in her heart, Lu Qianqian said into the microphone: "I...... I don't know where it is, I seem to be asleep, wait for me to see...... I'll send you the location. ”
Asleep? That is, she had no idea what was going on?
It seems that the woman rescued her, dropped her wherever she went, and left on her own. Haha, it's really another village!
Mo Wenbing was overjoyed in his heart, but he was very calm on the surface: "Qianqian, since you have woken up, let's take a taxi over, I still have a brother here, and I can't leave for the time being." ”
Everything has already been arranged, just waiting for him to take the bait, Lu Qianqian will naturally not be stupid enough to go to the tiger's mouth, and under Xu Moqiu's signal, she lied: "Hmm...... It's late, so why don't you come here? I couldn't do it, so I went back to school. ”
As soon as he heard that Lu Qianqian was about to go back to school, Mo Wenbing suddenly panicked, and hurriedly said: "Don't! I'll come over right away, you just stay there, don't go anywhere, soon!"
"Hmm...... Oh well, I'll wait for you. ”
Hanging up the phone, people on both sides let out a long sigh of relief.
Looking at Lu Qianqian's position, Song Placenta frowned and said, "Mom, why did you go to the river?"
Mo Wenbing disagreed: "The riverside is the riverside, brother fetus, let's go quickly! ”
Song Placenta nodded: "That's right, you two are with me for dog hair and intestines!
It's cool to follow the fetal brother! There is food, drink, status, and beautiful women to sleep with! The eyes of the two suddenly lit up.
Dog hair came up: "Brother Fetus, do you want to copy the guy?"
Song Placenta waved his hand: "Copying chicken feathers, a little girl's skin can't do it, what's the use of me raising you?"
"That's it, you kid, how do you clean up all this useless nonsense?
So, the four of them got into a broken van and went straight to the river with the accelerator all the way.
After Xu Moqiu and his gang arranged everything, they opened another room opposite, ordered a table of beer barbecue, and waited for them to take the bait.
Ten forty.
A black Jinbei van appeared at the door of the hotel and then got out of the car
jumped up and down a few hanging hairs that didn't look like a good person, and a man with a bruised nose and swollen face.
Song Placenta swaggered into the hotel and shouted: "Intestines, you and Dog Mao are guarding below, and no one is allowed to go upstairs until we come down! Whoever doesn't believe in evil will be beaten by Lao Tzu! If something happens, count it in!"
The boss saw that the comer was not good, and hurriedly stepped forward: "Big brother, what are you doing here?"
Song Placenta didn't give him face at all, and pushed it away: "Nonsense! Get out of the way! It's none of your business here, don't come to find a beat! I tell you, if you dare to call the police, don't open it in the future! If you don't believe it, you can go out and ask who my Song Placenta is." Get out of the way, when it's over, I'll naturally wrap you a red envelope. ”
Mo Wenbing also took advantage of the situation, and pointed his hand: "Be honest, did you hear it? Our fetal brother is a notoriously ruthless person! ”
The two soon came to the door of the room, Mo Wenbing instinctively stood at the door to sentry, but was pushed by Song Placenta: "Don't be a door god here, go in, you will hold her down for me in a while, and save me any moths!"
Mo Wenbing was taken aback: "Ah......! Shall we do it hard?"
You must know that this Lu Qianqian is not the daughter of an ordinary family, she is the third daughter of the Lu family! The strength of the Lu family in Yuejiang should not be underestimated, and if the East Window incident happens, it will not be a joke.
Song Placenta disagreed: "You're afraid of a chicken feather! The camera you prepared is for fun? Mom's, take two more pictures in a while! If she dares to denounce us, we will post it on the Internet and ruin her reputation!"
Mo Wenbing had never done such a thing, and he was so panicked that he swallowed a mouthful of spittle: "This ...... Brother Fetus, otherwise, let's think about it in the long run...... After all, it's a bit ......."
"Count your grandmother's third aunt! Grandpa, I don't have that spare time, all those useless. Hurry up, don't grind, or the dividends will be gone in a while!"
"Something else, up, I'll get on!"
Song Placenta sang every night, he had already been emptied of wine, he was 1.75 meters tall, and weighed just over 80 pounds. The phrase "powerless" is a true portrayal of him. There are even times when you feel dizzy when you take two extra steps.
The reason why he called Mo Wenbing was not that he liked NTR, but mainly because he was worried that Lu Qianqian would rise up to resist, if he was not an opponent, it would be a shame to lose face.
Gently pushing the door open, the room was pitch black, the room card was gone, and then a glimmer of moonlight shone in through the gap in the curtains, and the vague outline of the bed could be faintly seen.
Could it be that you are asleep?
Thinking about it like this, it is very possible, Song Placenta was overjoyed, and without saying a word, he began to pick up the clothes on his body, and took off himself to only a pair of boxers in three or two clicks, opened the pants with his left hand, and plucked a bottle of Ah Sanshen oil in his right hand and poured it inside. I secretly pray in my heart that I must fight for energy!
This time, Song Placenta reacted quickly, and he was so excited that he almost screamed! Rubbing his hands, swallowing a mouthful of saliva, holding his breath and tiptoeing forward, his feet slipped, "slammed", like riding a slide, and his head hit the TV cabinet with a "bang".
Song's placenta almost knocked out, and his ass also wiped off a piece of the boss's skin on the ground, and it hurt hotly. Before he could get up, a black shadow fell on the TV cabinet, and Song placenta subconsciously reached out to pick it up.
As a result, what fell was a cactus the size of a head, and the thorn was about two centimeters to say the least, and the moment it was pierced into the flesh, Song Placenta almost screamed.
While secretly scolding the hotel design in his heart, he didn't dare to make a noise, for fear of alarming the people on the bed, so he had to swallow his anger.
The Song placenta endures again and again, and it is completely comparable to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles of the Wa Kingdom.
Finally touched the side of the bed, Song placenta inadvertently touched a cold thing with his left hand, and he didn't react yet, only
Hearing a crisp sound of "pop", and the sharp pain like a broken finger came, Song Placenta gasped, and hurriedly stretched out his right hand to cover his mouth, so he didn't let himself make a sound.
Song Placenta endured the pain and whispered to Mo Wenbing: "Come here!"
"What's wrong?"
"Shhhhh......h
Mo Wenbing hurriedly took out his mobile phone, looked at it through the faint light, and suddenly gasped!
Song Placenta's hands were firmly sandwiched with two mouse traps, his hands were full of blood, the bones had been deformed, and they had been pinched off at a glance, which was called a miserable one.
Finally took it off for him, and Song Placenta felt as if he had walked in the Hades Palace, covered in cold sweat, and almost collapsed. I scolded in my heart: What kind of hotel is this, and there are still these things! Isn't this harmful? Even if there are mice, you can't put a rat trap on the bedside table!
Mo Wenbing lowered his voice and said with concern: "Brother Fetus, do you want to care? If you really can't do it, go to the doctor first." ”
Song Placenta suddenly became angry, and shouted: "Look at the chicken feathers, look! Grandpa, my pants are off, you let grandpa go to the doctor?"
"It's not...... Fetal Brother ......"
The person in the quilt moved, and Song Placenta whispered: "What nonsense! I'll tell you, I'm going to sleep with this girl today! If she resists, she must hold Lao Tzu down!"
"Good!"
Song placenta endured the discomfort of his body and took off the last pair of boxers on his body. Lifted a corner of the quilt and slowly reached in.
When I touched the fluffy piece of my right hand, I was immediately puzzled, and couldn't help but say: "This girl has enough body hair! It's good! It's more exciting! I like it! Hehe!"
With such a stimulus, where could Song placenta still bear it, and as soon as the quilt was lifted, he pounced directly.
However, he never expected that what was waiting for him was a fat and strong earth dog, which was awakened by the Song placenta, "whimpered" twice in his mouth, his body struggled suddenly, turned around and took a bite, and he happened to bite the cross of the Song placenta impartially.
As soon as he took a bite, blood burst out, and Song's placenta was instantly hit by a 999999999 crit, and he let out a scream of "whoop", and fell on his back, convulsing all over his body, and even the corners of his mouth were overflowing with white foam.
Mo Wenbing was taken aback, a mad dog actually came out of the bed, and instantly reacted that this was a scam, where can you take care of your fetal brother Lun, turned around and ran.
It was too dark in the room, and Mo Wenbing didn't guard against tripping over the trash can on the ground, and the mad dog immediately put aside the Song placenta, screamed and pounced on Mo Wenbing.
Mo Wenbing resisted, but he himself belonged to some kind of person who was not diligent, and he was beaten a few times, where was the opponent of this mad dog?
"Mom, Lu Qianqian! I won't let you go!" Mo Wenbing kicked the mad dog away with all his strength, and rushed to the door, but at this time, the door slammed shut, and no matter how Mo Wenbing slapped, it was useless.
Fortunately, there was a bathroom next to it, Mo Wenbing turned around and got in, slammed the door of the room, leaned his back against the door, and gasped for air.
There was a scream of Song Placenta outside, but at this time, Mo Wenbing could only choose to die and not die, pretending not to hear, and picked up the towel on the shelf, ready to bandage it simply.
The towel was wet, and Mo Wenbing didn't care much about it, after all, judging from the current situation, there was nothing more suitable for bandaging than this thing.
However, the moment he tied the towel to his buttocks, his whole body suddenly twitched, and his face instantly distorted like a coiled large intestine, and his mouth let out a scream of "ah".