It was the first time that Xu Mang felt so much hatred for money, and now he was especially looking forward to going bankrupt, and it had only been a few days... I owe two meals of feces swallowing to commit suicide... Isn't that too miserable?

"Huh?"

"Will you be skinny in the future?" Yang Xiaoman gently pinched Xu Mang's arm and said with a smile: "Say to me affectionately, 'I was wrong'... I will forgive you, my mother, you must be a good person in the future, and don't do anything like Pipi Shrimp. ”

"Huh?"

"I'm a great scientist!" Xu Mang said with a dark face: "I can use formulas to calculate the theory of everything in the universe, and I have naughty capital... Have you ever seen a Nobel laureate in physics so young?"

"Cut!"

"What about the big scientists?" Yang Xiaoman said disappreciably: "I can calculate the madness of human nature!"

“...”

Not to mention,

Xu Mang was speechless for an instant, indeed... I can calculate everything in the universe, but I can't calculate the madness of human nature, but Xiao Man can... She came to the conclusion of the US stock market crash with great accuracy, and this conclusion happened a month ago.

"Ugh..."

At this time, Xu Mang was still a little unconvinced, he still felt that the U.S. stock market would not fall by 20,000 points, thinking from a rational point of view, this may have fallen to the limit, and if there is no wrong brush, the Federal Reserve has cut interest rates, down to 0 percent.

"Wife?"

"Will the Federal Reserve cooperate with interest rate cuts?" Xu Mang asked cautiously: "Will it stimulate the stock market and cause the stock market to rise sharply?"

"No!"

"The collapse in oil prices has led to a lack of investor confidence in the stock market, and unless there is a big move in the United States, there will be no improvement. Yang Xiaoman quietly got into Xu Mang's arms, kneading and saying: "There will be a small increase in the middle, but in the end it will fall to about 20,000." ”

"Don't believe it!"

"I don't think it's possible!" Xu Mang hugged Xiao Man and said seriously.

Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said angrily: "Usually you always say that I have an iron head, but now... It's already like this, you still don't believe in evil, you really don't see the coffin and don't cry, you just fell like this, what do you insist on?"

"Faith!" Xu Mang said with a proud face: "I don't believe it if I am killed, it will fall below 20,000 points..."

"Cut!"

"You've been given a chance, and whether you can seize it depends on your consciousness. Yang Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's nose and said angrily: "Stubbornly like a cow... There are so many handsome guys in the world, how... Why did I fall in love with you?"

"How?"

"What do you want to do, mom?" Xu Mang showed a lewd expression and said with a smile: "Anyway, since you are pregnant, your body is much better... Look at this... Hey, hey, hey. ”

"Phew!"

"You annoy me!"

"It's weird... Stupid!" Yang Xiaoman's pretty face flushed with a flush, glanced at Xu Da pig's trotters, and said happily: "When I make money... How about you buy you 10 top-of-the-line supercars? ”

Xu Mang shook his head and said seriously: "I want to buy an airplane." ”

"Why don't you buy rockets?"

"A little fire goes straight to the sky!" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said angrily: "You won't open it if you buy it... If you want to buy a hangar, will you want to buy an island in the future? Now that you have an island, why don't you just marry two more small ones, and hug the left and the right?"

Belch?

This can be there!

But...

Why is there a murderous aura?

"How?"

"Do you really have such thoughts?" Yang Xiaoman saw that Xu Mang was deep in thought, and his temper exploded on the spot, and he angrily twisted his husband's ears and said angrily: "I said you are bold, do you dare to have this kind of thought?"

"Oops~"

"It hurts, it hurts!" Xu Mang tilted his head and said with a sad face: "Wife, I was wrong... I shouldn't have thought like that!"

"Humph!"

"Big fool!"

Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said angrily: "I'm hungry... After I finished the ravioli, I asked for shrimp filling. ”

...

In the days that followed,

The stock market is calm... There were no surprises, of course, it may also be because on Saturday and weekend, the trading market was closed, which also gave Xu Mang a chance to breathe, but the burden on his shoulders was heavy.

"Brother?"

"It's going to open tonight... What's wrong with the preparation?" Chen Xi poured Xu Mang a cup of tea and asked cautiously, "Or... Admit that Sister Xiaoman's prominence in finance is forgotten, you already owe two meals, and then continue... I'm afraid you'll die!"

"What and what!"

"I'm not going to lose... It's already fallen to this extent..."Xu Mang shrugged his shoulders, picked up the teacup and took a sip lightly, and said indifferently: "This tea is not good... Not as good as my father-in-law. ”

"Huh?"

"Brother?"

"How is Uncle Yang doing?" asked Tatsuki.

"Him?"

Xu Mang sighed and said helplessly: "My father-in-law's face has been smiling crookedly recently... When I meet people, I praise how smart my daughter is, and in this world economic crisis, she earned a lot of dollars from the United States and multiplied the family's money several times... Now..."

Speaking of which,

couldn't help but say with a sad face: "He has stopped your sister Xiaoman from entering the finance, tragedy..."

“...”

"Brother Xu?"

"I'm a little curious right now... What exactly are you holding onto?" Tatsuki asked, "Almost... After all, they are two couples. ”

"You don't understand!"

"When you get married, you'll know what I'm sticking to. Xu Mang said with a serious face: "What is family status... I'm just fighting for the future family status, Tatsuki... When you get married in the future, you must be the head of the family!"

“...”

"Oh!"

Faced with the mysterious struggle between Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, Chen Xi didn't want to get involved at all, after all, if he didn't handle it well, he would get into trouble.

When Xu Mang returned to the company, he found that Xiaoman's employees had become a little arrogant from their previous confident appearance, but when they thought about it, they felt that they should... After all, not everyone can participate in this money-grabbing feast.

"Coming back?"

"Are you nervous?" Xiao Man glanced at Xu Mang and asked with a smile.

Xu Mang didn't pay attention to Xiao Man, and silently walked into the lounge, and now let Xiao Man be sassy...

night

So peaceful,

Xu Mang sat at the head of the bed, waiting for the results of the upcoming opening, which is currently fifteen minutes away.

"Look at your expression..."

"Seems to be very nervous?" Yang Xiaoman sat on the side, glanced at Xu Mang, and saw his face full of anticipation and panic, he couldn't help but feel funny.

"Nonsense!"

"Aren't I scared?" Xu Mang glanced at him and said angrily, "Don't bother me..."

"Oops..."

"Don't do that... I'm your cutest wife. Yang Xiaoman covered his mouth and said with a smile: "Husband... Do you want to kiss?"

( ̄〈 ̄*)ε ̄*)chirp~

finally

There is still one minute left before the opening,

At this time, Xu Mang was even more nervous than the college entrance examination, the college entrance examination was in his hands, and the stock market... It's completely a look at a black eye, with a stream of blood!

It's on!

Wait for the dead!

Xu Mang: Σ(っ°Д°;) っ

Ha?

This... What's going on?

U.S. stocks plummeted at the open, directly triggering the fourth circuit breaker in history, falling 13 percent directly, setting a record for the largest daily decline in 33 years.

"Husband?"

"What's wrong with you, husband?"

"Husband, you have to cheer up!"

Yang Xiaoman saw that Xu Mang had stopped eating, and fainted directly on the bed, completely frightened, but fortunately he was still breathing, and then called his mother, with a hint of crying.

"Mom!"

"Xu Mang... It's time to eat!"

...

"Doctor?"

"What's wrong with my son-in-law?" asked Mother Yang with a worried face.

"Mrs. Yang is fine... Academician Xu was so angry that he fell into a coma for a short time, which may be related to his lack of attention to rest. The doctor hurriedly said, "Mrs. Yang... You have to tell Academician Xu to rest more and don't work so hard. ”

"Of course..."

"I guess it has something to do with Academician Xu's personality, is he very strong?" the doctor asked.

Yang Xiaoman nodded hurriedly and said seriously: "Yes, yes, yes... My husband is very fond of recklessness, and if you want to fight to the death, is it... Is it because of the personality that causes the anger to attack?"

"Hmm!"

"Let him do more. The doctor said, "That's it... I'll go first. ”

moment

There were only Xu Mang, Xiao Man and Yang Mu left in the ward.

"Look at you!"

"I actually fainted my husband. Mother Yang glanced at her and said seriously, "What's going on?"

"Oops..."

"It's just... Forget it. Yang Xiaoman pouted and said with a displeased face: "Mom... Go back. ”

"Take good care of it. ”

"Oh..."

After taking Yang's mother away,

Yang Xiaoman was busy for a while, and then Xu Mang woke up.

"Wife?"

"Has it gone up?" asked Xu Mang, weakly.

Yang Xiaoman: (# ̄~ ̄#)

That's it,

Also concerned about the rise of the stock market...

"Alright, alright... Did I lose?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said angrily: "I really convinced you... You said that the U.S. stock market crashed, and you fainted... It's a good thing that others don't know, otherwise your husband knows!"

“...”

"What and what!" Xu Mang glanced at him and said weakly, "Could it be... I really don't have a talent for finance?"

"How?"

"Do you still want to cross my domain?" Yang Xiaoman twisted Xu Mang's ears and said angrily.

That evening,

Xu Mang was discharged from the hospital, and in the next few days, the U.S. stock market had the fifth circuit breaker in history, setting a historical record of four circuit breakers in eight trading days, and the Dow Jones also reached 19,800 points.

According to the previous agreement,

Xu Mang became a coolie in the family, and he had to contract all the housework, including changing the child's diaper, making milk powder, etc... Family status has hit rock bottom.

And Xu four times,

has also become Xu Mang's new nickname, he owes Xiao Man four times to commit suicide by swallowing feces...

......