It's really fused!

I never thought that a miracle would happen so suddenly... And the fall was too terrifying, the oil crisis directly triggered the U.S. stock debt crisis, causing investors to lose confidence in the market, I have to say... Mr. Yang's prediction is too accurate!

"It's... "An employee present looked at the suspended U.S. stocks, and his whole mind crashed, falling from 31,000 to 28,500, which can no longer be measured by money, because the collapse of U.S. stocks will trigger a world economic crisis.

At this point,

Yang Xiaoman's heart hanging on the tip of the knife finally let go, this circuit breaker completely punctured the strongest bubble of the U.S. stocks, in fact... All this is very accidental, the right time and place are indispensable, the first is the debt maturity of the US stock, which is the foundation of its collapse.

However, the collapse of oil has completely triggered investors' sense of crisis, which has led to the realization of... Actually, there is a big problem in the United States.

"Mr. Yang?"

"Can you predict the next few days... To what extent will the U.S. stock market collapse?" asked one employee curiously.

"To what extent?"

"It fell to about 20,000 points, and then rebounded one after another... But we'll withdraw at 20,000 points!" Yang Xiaoman said indifferently: "I can only predict this... When exactly it will reach 20,000 points, I don't know very well... However, with such a circuit breaker, a series of problems will occur later. ”

"Bold predictions!"

"It's going to reach 20,000 in two weeks. Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "Of course, it may be advanced, and it may be postponed, so everyone will work hard for a while, and when the time comes, I will give everyone annual leave, the kind of paid annual leave!"

"Remember!"

"It's all the members of the company, all of whom are on vacation for a year... Pay!" Yang Xiaoman said with a smile.

Paid annual leave,

This is only what Mr. Yang can do...

afterwards

Xiao Man left the war room and hurried to her office, and when she walked into the lounge in the inner room, she saw that her husband was sleeping soundly, and tiptoed to his side, and then sat at the head of the bed, stretched out her hand and rubbed his head.

“...”

At this point,

Xiao Man didn't know what to say, he didn't have any sense of victory, and all this was because he saw his husband, and he said it so well... During this time, it is estimated that he was also heartbroken, comparing himself to taking out all the money in his family, as well as the billions of dollars in his hands.

If it's a loss...

It's all over!

But

Yang Xiaoman gently stroked her husband's cheek, and said angrily: "But this is not a reason for me to forgive you, you Xu Da pig trotters... Stare at and swallow dung to kill yourself!"

Of course... Xu Mang naturally wouldn't be cruel to that extent, let Xu Mang really go to commit suicide by swallowing dung, not long after he got married, being a widow is such a thing... How can it be done, plus the children are all there, it is even more impossible.

The death penalty can be avoided, but the living crime cannot be escaped, and he must be tossed and let him know what it means to be the head of the family!

Then

The experience of being bullied by Xu Mang in the past rushed to the brain again, which made Xiao Man angry, she felt that she was very wronged, and she had paid so much for this family, but this guy knew about bullying people all day long, and it was fun to do it.

...

Following

Xu Mang woke up from the dream of the US stock market soaring, couldn't help stretching his waist, glanced at his wife beside him, and then breathed a sigh of relief, and the day of continuing to lose money began... I don't know how long my wife will be able to carry it.

It's almost over, you must hit yourself on the head and bleed... This little woman... I didn't think it was iron before, but this time it's too iron, right?

Pick up your phone from the bedside,

Xu Mang unlocked it silently, and then searched the Internet for how many points the U.S. stock market reached, in a dream... It has reached the level of 33,000 points, and it is usually said that it is the opposite in dreams, but it is just a fantasy statement, how is it possible!

I...

XU Mang,

It's impossible to vouch for it with a head!

however

The next second... I was taught to be human by reality.

Xu Mang: Σ('д′*ノ)ノ

it!

This... What's going on?

Looking at the numbers on the mobile phone screen, Xu Mang instantly fell into confusion, he even felt that he was dreaming, and then pinched his arm, and there was a sharp pain in an instant, and for a while Xu Mang clearly realized that he was in reality!

No, no, no, no...

I... I just slept ordinarily, how did I wake up and fall into a circuit breaker?

This...

What the hell is going on here?

Xu Mang tried to explain this kind of thing in terms of physics now, and thought about it... Could this be the legendary Schrödingh's stock market?

"It's over, it's over..."

"It's all over now!" Xu Mang thought of the he had bragged about, what US stocks crashed, and he committed suicide by swallowing dung... I never thought that retribution would come so quickly, and it was only a few days later, this is the legendary retribution of the present world?

Carefully putting on his clothes and pants, Xu Mang planned to go home and hide for a few days, but at this time... Xiao Man suddenly spoke.

"How?"

"Want to run?"

Yang Xiaoman's voice came from behind him, almost scaring Xu Mang.

"it!"

"Old... Wife?"

"It's been a great job, it's been a hard job... Husband, I'm going to make you some breakfast. Xu Mang said embarrassedly and not smilingly: "What do you want to eat? I'll buy you some wontons, right? How about the three fresh ravioli?

"Don't!"

"I want to watch the live broadcast!" Yang Xiaoman showed a smug smile: "Didn't you say... As long as there is a circuit breaker in the U.S. stocks, will you commit suicide by swallowing dung?

Oops!

I'll go...

Sure enough... This is to erase my husband!

"Hey, hey, hey..."

"Don't make trouble!" Xu Mang grinned and got into the quilt, slowly hugged Xiaoman into his arms, touched her little head, and said, "Wife... I'm your husband too... You can't bear to see your child become part of a single-parent family?"

"I can't bear it..."

"Giving the child a complete home, that's what we have to think about. Xu Mang said solemnly: "Don't say this kind of thing in the future, this is completely blaspheming the noble love between us, I don't allow you to do it!"

Yang Xiaoman:( ̄△ ̄;)

He...

What kind of mentality did he use to say this?

This cheeky is too thick-skinned!

Also... If he hadn't chased and beaten him at the beginning, how would I have gotten on it?

"Humph!"

"This dung is owed first!" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said angrily: "You think it's over? This is just a prelude to a big collapse, and it will fall all the way to about 20,000 points, you look at it... It must have dropped to 20,000 points!"

Xu Mang didn't dare to say anything, but he was very unconvinced, it was just a mistake...

"How?"

"Looking at your expression, it seems a little unconvinced?" Yang Xiaoman said with an arrogant face: "If you are not convinced... Let's compare it!"

"Compare to compare!"

"Who is afraid of whom!" Xu Mang also let go, anyway, he already owes a meal, so what does it matter if he owes a few more?

"Do you believe it fell below 20,000 points?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"Don't believe it!"

"Don't believe it, right?" Yang Xiaoman hurriedly said: "Since you don't believe it... Then let's bet on this, if it is below 20,000 points, you will contract all the housework in the future, if it is not 20,000 points... In the future, I will contract all the housework. ”

Xu Mang: (¬_¬)

Say as if you've done housework,

Didn't I do it that day?

"Hello?"

"What kind of expression do you have?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Lady, I will do what I say!"

"Okay, okay!"

suddenly

Xu Mang's mobile phone rang, and the caller was Chen Xi.

"Amplify!"

"Oh..."

Connect the phone and press Amplified.

"Hello?"

"Brother... When will you commit suicide by swallowing dung?" Chen Xi said with a smile: "Xiao Qiong and I bought two VIP tickets in advance, if you perform at that time, you must notify in advance, I don't want to miss such a good show." ”

Yang Xiaoman covered his mouth and almost died of laughter, but Xu Mang was very annoyed, and his reputation was ruined...

"You've been laid-back lately, haven't you?"

"When will I give me the feeling after reading "The Rabble"?" Xu Mang asked solemnly: "When I give you three more days, give me a 200,000-word review of the feeling!"

"Huh?"

"Ahh Feel like learning!"

Syllable!

Hang up directly,

Xu Mang glanced at Xiao Man and rolled his eyes: "Don't laugh... I'm going to laugh out loud when I look up. ”

"You care about me!"

"Big pig's trotters... Let's see if you can brag in the future!" Yang Xiaoman smiled and said seriously: "You... If you want to change this habit of bragging in the future, you are already a big scientist, and you still brag all day long... Now that the cowhide is blowing through the sky, see how you end?"

"Cut!"

"I... Xu Mang!"

"Have you ever lost?" Xu Mang said with a disdainful face: "Isn't it just a circuit breaker... It's going to go back tomorrow..."

Words fall,

Xu Mang seemed to think of something, and said resolutely: "No.. I'm going to study economics too!"

"You?"

"You can't fight with the economy!" Yang Xiaoman twisted his ears, leaned to the side and shouted: "Stay at home, my mother is pregnant now, don't give me the whole thing anymore... Wait for the child to be born, okay? I asked you if it was okay?"

"Okay, okay!"

...

On this day,

The whole world was plunged into shock, and what has been called the strongest bubble by many investors is finally at this moment... It was punctured, and Wall Streeters lamented that the market had entered a realm where no one knew about it.

What the future looks like,

Not a single person knows...

Yesterday

Warren Buffett said that he lived to be eighty-nine years old and only saw one circuit breaker in the U.S. stocks.

And today,

Warren Buffett said that he lived to be 89 years old and had only seen two circuit breakers in the U.S. stock market.

meanwhile

The most tragic thing is Xu Mang, he lives under the haze of Yang Xiaoman, just now... He received another phone call, it was Chen Shao, who wanted to ask Xu Mang to get a few VIP tickets, and then see the legendary dung swallowing suicide performance.

Repent!

Hate!

Remorse!

Why does the heavens treat them like this?

Xu Mang thought about it for a long time... Could it all have started four years ago? At that time, I blew up the school's manure tank, and then I was guilty of suicide by swallowing feces for the rest of my life, I have to say... It's all retribution!

"Ugh..."

"What should I do?" Xu Mang sighed and ate a mouthful of watermelon.

"Hello?"

"No ticket, no ticket!"

"I'm annoyed... I'm in a very irritable mood right now. Xu Mang complained to his phone.

"I'm in the magic capital with Zhou Shao and Wang Shao, let's go out to play and relax?" Chen Shao said.

"Huh?"

"So fast?" Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, thinking about taking a plane from the capital to the magic capital, and there was not much time, and then said: "Let's go to the XXX club." ”

moment

Xu Mang left the company.

Alpha who drove Chenxi, all the way to the Modu International Airport, received the three young people in the capital, sometimes think about the life of a person is very magical, and the three of them have known each other for four years... And in the past four years, the relationship has not been broken.

However, Chen Shao and a few people are also competitive, and the business is getting bigger and bigger, in fact, the three of them have long been out of the circle of the second generation of the capital, they are already successful businessmen, but Xu Mang still likes to call them less, there is no way... I really can't change it.

"Xu Mang?"

"When will you commit suicide by swallowing dung?" Chen Shao asked with a smile.

“...”

"Can you not mention these four words?" Xu Mang said with a dark face: "I'm upset now..."

"Actually. ”

"Don't worry!" Chen Shao said, "We think it will come back." ”

"I think so too. Xu Mang suddenly gained confidence and said seriously: "I can go back tomorrow, saying that I made a bet with Xiaoman again, and she thinks that it can fall below 20,000 points, I don't think it's possible." ”

"Bet again?"

"You husband and wife are so big gamblers?" Chen Shao was stunned for a moment, and said cautiously: "Xu Mang... You can bear with your own wife. ”

"Why?"

"No!"

"I'll tell you... It was just an accident, we'll see tomorrow!"

...

Following

Xu Mang was surprised to find that the U.S. stock market rose back, up 5 percent, and the information couldn't help but rise!

"Hahaha!"

"Little lady?"

"Huh?" Xu Mang glanced at Xiao Man lying on the bed, and said with a smile: "Looking at your expression, it seems... It's painful, isn't it?"

“...”

"Fuck off!"

Xiao Man kicked Xu Mang on the bed, and said angrily: "Big idiot..."

"You, you!"

"Use violence at every turn. Xu Mang said angrily: "Take it... Stop playing, what the hell are you so angry about? There's no need... Yesterday's wave has already made a lot of money, so take it when you see it. ”

"Don't fight for steamed buns, fight for breath!"

"Make you all doubt me... The old lady just went all the way to the dark!" Yang Xiaoman said stubbornly: "This is just a dying struggle. ”

Cut!

I'll show you the price tomorrow!

Xu Mang shrugged his shoulders and looked disapproving.

Outcome...

The next morning,

The U.S. stock market staged an extreme bungee jump, falling directly by 6%, almost triggering the circuit breaker.

Another day passed,

The global stock market staged a major collapse, 11 countries plummeted, including the U.S. stocks, the three major U.S. stock indexes closed down more than 10 percent, the Dow and the S&P 500 both hit, the largest one-day decline since the stock market crash, and the Dow Jones also recorded the largest single-day drop in history.

Warren Buffett, the god of stocks, shouted that he would see you for a long time! He lived to be 89 years old and had three US stock circuit breakers.

however

For those young netizens, they are only one less time than Warren Buffett to leave the circuit breaker.

"Hee-hee~"

"Husband?"

"Can the body still bear it?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, who was lying beside him, and asked gently, "You owe me two meals!"

Xu Mang: (¬_¬)

......