Xu Moqiu was taking two girls to watch the show of swallowing swords in front of him, and suddenly there was a gong sound behind him. He was stunned.

Then I heard a duck-like voice come from: "Come, come, come, take a look, take a look! Blindfolded and stabbed with a flying knife! Absolutely real kung fu is not adulterated." Don't miss the show when you pass by!"

Turning around, several strangely dressed men banged gongs and walked towards this side with props.

Although these people were all wearing makeup, Xu Moqiu recognized the stunned man who looked like a mountain of meat at a glance - it was too obvious.

It's these three stupid people again, what tricks are they going to play?

Lu Baoer didn't seem to have much interest in acrobatics, and pulled Xu Moqiu: "Let's go, briquettes, let's go on a roller coaster." ”

Xu Moqiu lit a cigarette: "Don't worry, Bao'er, let's take a look at these flying knives first." ”

"Oh, okay. "Anyway, there is a whole day to play, Lu Bao'er is not in a hurry, she just eats too much and has not digested it. So he nodded and walked over there.

Seeing Xu Moqiu come over, Chen Youpi was overjoyed, and dragged Li Erga, who was wearing a clown costume next to him: "Gazi, are you okay? Don't make a mistake for a while, it's not good to hurt your own people." ”

Li Erga knocked off his hand very unhappily, and said proudly: "Please don't question my professionalism." Chicken, you didn't tell Chen Gongzi which school I graduated from?"

"Hehe, Chen Gongzi, let's be honest, my brother Gazi used to work in the acting department of the Black Widow Media Technology College. ”

Chen Youpi frowned instantly: "Miscellaneous?"

Li Erga's nostrils turned to the sky, and he looked smug: "Don't look at me as just a miscellaneous person, but I have ambitions, ideals, and ambitions! I have loved and been obsessed with acting since I was a child, to the point where I can't extricate myself! In order to learn these stunts well, I studied hard day and night, chiseled walls and stole light! Finally, I ...... Later, he was expelled from school for peeping into the women's restroom......"

What kind of chicken feather operation? Chen Youpi wanted to scold his mother when he heard it.

"But! I heard you clearly!" At this time, Li Erga's decibels suddenly increased a little, "But after I came out of school, I immediately started street performances, and became the number one of our acrobatic troupe!"

"Throwing knives blindfolded? So easy! It's pediatric for me. Li Erga continued to boast, "I think back then, we participated in the National Youth Acrobatic Troupe's blindfolded knife competition and won the championship in one fell swoop!

"Don't you know that there were three teams at that time! Three of them! It was harder than eating to stand out, but I did it! I told you without showing off, I was throwing a flying knife in one hand!"

The corns listened with enthusiasm: "And then they surrendered?"

Li Erga was proud: "Oh, no, how can it be so easy? At that time, I pierced the two throwing knives in their team into a stomach perforation. Then they got scared and threw in the towel. ”

What? Feelings, you're still the champion, or that's how Chen Youpi's face suddenly turned like earth, and he hurriedly took off his clothes: "Don't play, don't play." ”

"Chen Gongzi, don't be afraid! That was a few years ago. Li Erga hurriedly pulled him down, "It's not a secret, I've been studying hard and practicing hard for more than 20 hours a day in the past few years, and my skills have long been perfect." ”

Lest he not believe it, Li Erga pulled out a pennant with a peculiar smell from the crotch of his pants, on which were written the four big characters "Xiao Li Blind Knife", and what else was the seal of the association.

As for the authenticity, it is unknown.

Seeing that he still didn't believe it, Li Erga said again: "You can go to a staff member to inquire about it in a while, who doesn't know my Li Erga's name here, who doesn't know? Okay, don't talk about it! Hurry up and get ready over there, the audience will be in a hurry for a while." ”

Chen Youpi always felt that this Li Erga was a little wrong

is reliable, but it is not good to save his face, and after hesitating for a long time, he still decided to believe him.

The turntable not far away has been set up, and the corns have personally gone into battle to tie Chen Youpi strongly.

At this moment, he regretted a little, why did he personally come to be this target? Wouldn't it be better to let corns or stunned people come? Especially stunned, such a big body of flesh, two stabs will not die, but his body can not afford it!

Just as he wanted to regret it, the corn held the gong on the ground, and with a "bang", his ears hurt: "Come on, come on! Blindfolded and pierced the flying knife! Authentic martial arts mastery, don't miss it when you pass by, the performance will start immediately! Please below, the successor of Xiao Li Feidao-Master Li Erga! Applause, where is it?"

"Crackling" There was a not-so-enthusiastic applause all around.

Then a thin man in a costume robe and a cigarette walked out, carrying a black snakeskin bag in his hand.

"Everyone, in Xia Li Erga, don't hide it, Li Xunhuan is my wife (N too is omitted here)...... Grandfather! My kung fu has also been passed down from generation to generation by my Li family, and it is absolutely authentic! I want to ...... back then."

A hoarse voice next to him interrupted: "Don't brag, you're pricked! ”

"That's it! ”

"I'm afraid it's not a girl?"

The audience chimed in.

"Isn't the monkey in a hurry? I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry...... Li Erga shook his head, turned around, and suddenly stood up, and made a gesture with his hand, "Bring the knife!"

"Come on...... Come...... It's coming!" dragged a large snakeskin bag and rushed from behind. In front of everyone, he pulled out a bright kitchen knife from behind his buttocks.

What? Didn't you say a good flying knife? How did a stepping horse become a kitchen knife? Chen Youpi's face suddenly turned like earth.

Li Erga's face sank suddenly: "Are you joking with me? Who wants you this knife? I'll throw this thing at your head, are you afraid?"

"Oh, good!" the stunned man thought he had a point. He tossed the kitchen knife aside, pounded it for a while, and then pulled out a katana about a meter from the snakeskin bag!

Damn, throw this thing with your eyes closed, you might as well stab him to death!

Li Erga was so angry that he couldn't do it: "Flying knife! Flying knife! Do ......you know what a flying knife is?" Hey, forget it, I'll get it myself. ”

After rummaging in the snakeskin bag for a long time, Li Erga found two green half-inch-long flying knives, gestured twice in front of him, and said with a smile: "Yes, these are these two......! Uh, it's so long, it's so wide, I want to ...... back then."

"What are you grinding? You still don't throw it, if you don't throw it, we'll go!"

"That's it!

Mother, are you in such a hurry, hurry to reincarnate? Li Erga secretly cursed in his heart, and said to Chen Youpi: "Are you ready?"

People are on target and have to shoot. Chen Youpi has no choice but to believe in this Li Erga at the moment. Take a deep breath: "Come on!"

"Okay! I'll warm up first. After speaking, Li Erga lay on the ground and started tiger push-ups.

"......Shh And his position is also excellent, right next to the target, and when the time comes, as long as he grasps the angle, he will teach him to be a man in minutes.

"It's coming!" Li Erga jumped up from the ground, blindfolded, steadied his horse, held his breath and concentrated, and the pores of his whole body stretched out almost at the same time, feeling the fluctuations of the air flow around his body.

Suddenly, a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth, he shouted, his body twisted, his waist bent, his right hand shook suddenly, and with a "whoosh", the flying knife came out of his hand, and with a "duke" sound, it was firmly pierced

Chen Youpi's crotch.

The cold blade brushed the right side of the thing, and took away a poke of hair, Chen Youpi grew so big, where did he get this kind of stimulation?

"Hahahaha......"

"This kid is really cowardly!"

"That's it, just this little guts, are you embarrassed to play such a difficult game?"

This embarrassment happened to be seen by the audience, and there was a lot of ridicule all around.

Chen Youpi was angry and angry, if it weren't for the fact that the person was still tied up on it, he would definitely jump down and give this Li Erga a violent beating!

Mom, did you deliberately make grandpa and me make a fool of yourself?

"Ahem, our staff may be a little unwell. But don't take it personally, it's all normal! Okay, don't worry about him, let's go on! Mary coaxed!

Another knife, this time flying to the left of the thing that was rubbing Chen Youpi, Chen Youpi's lungs almost exploded.

Which way are you stepping on the horse? Lao Tzu has a grudge against you, doesn't he have a grudge against you? Don't tie it anywhere else, just say hello to that thing!

"Okay! After the warm-up exercise, let's get to the point!"

Li Erga waved his hand. The corn immediately stepped forward, grabbed the edge of the turntable with both hands, and slammed it hard.

The turntable immediately rotates in a clockwise direction.

What? Why are you still playing like this! Chen Youpi was so shocked that he unconsciously screamed in his mouth.

Li Erga ignored it completely, laughed strangely, shook his wrist, and the flying knife in his hand shot out, and with a "du" sound, the flying knife pierced Chen Youpi's trouser belt.

The waistband of the "click" pants broke in response, and then Chen Youpi felt a coolness underneath, and the pants instantly faded to the ankles, revealing a pair of sexy lace pink pants.

"Wow!"

"Ahh

"Awesome! Lao Tie, 666!"

The exclamations, shouts, and shutters were intertwined, Chen Youpi was so angry that he trembled, and his face was blue for a while, purple for a while, white for a while, and red for a while, like a Sichuan opera actor who could change his face.

At this moment, he is very dead Li Erga! After playing for a long time, what did he do except make a fool of himself? Mom, let him do another knife, I am afraid that the last inner tube will not be saved.

"Next, I'm going to perform a difficult one for everyone! This is a stunt that I, Li, have practiced hard for many years, so you must not blink! Demacia!"

The last four words were the code for them when they started. Chen Youpi gritted his teeth and closed his eyes.

Anyway, he is out of the way, if this guy makes himself ugly again, no matter what he has to do with corns, he will be beaten until he pees painfully!

"This trick is called a two-pronged move!" Li Erga screamed strangely, and posed again, still the same as before, with a heavy dantian and a steady step.

It is not moving like a mountain, but it is like thunder.

I saw him throw his hands, two flying knives shot out, the flying knife in his left hand seemed to deviate from the trajectory of movement, flying over the head of the corn, the corn only felt a cold on the top of the head, and when he touched it with his hand, he had become the Mediterranean.

And the trajectory of the flying knife in his right hand deviated a little too much, not to mention missing the target, and flew straight towards the audience outside the stadium with the sound of breaking the air!

And the audience member was smoking a cigarette at the moment, stretching his neck to look elsewhere.

"Ahh

There was a sudden exclamation all around, and some timid people closed their eyes directly.

At this moment, there is only one thought in everyone's hearts: the little white face is finished.