In order to ensure that nothing goes wrong, at the same time that Li Erga issued a secret signal, the stunned man had already come to Xu Moqiu's side unconsciously.

His task is very simple, use his human wall to block Xu Moqiu's retreat, and then prick him with a stomach perforation!

And just when the flying knife was about to pierce Xu Moqiu, he only felt as if his thigh had been stung by something, and then he actually lost consciousness, and his body fell like Mount Tai, directly blocking Xu Moqiu's face.

The flying knife that originally flew towards Xu Moqiu's crotch stabbed into the belly of the stunned man steadily.

This sudden change blinded everyone, and some people thought that he was doing it to save people, and immediately applauded: "Lao Tie, good job!"

"Self-sacrificing man, a real man!"

"Where's the certificate? Bring him one. What? No, then the big red flower, the big red flower, the big red flower, the white chrysanthemum, too. ”

Who is the stunned person, the corn is very clear in his heart, and naturally he will not believe that he will be kind enough to block the flying knife for others.

Rushed down from the stage, grabbed Xu Moqiu's collar, and said angrily: "Mother, little white face, you are cheating!

Xu Moqiu looked confused: "Tricking? What am I cheating? I don't understand what you're talking about." ”

"Then tell me, why didn't this knife hit you, but hit him?" asked Corneye with a gloomy face.

Xu Moqiu shrugged his shoulders and said as a matter of course: "Oh, he is my distant cousin." Since I was a child, I like to sacrifice myself for others, and he blocked me with a knife, what's wrong. What a fuss!"

Seeing his expression, he became angry: "Nonsense, when did he have such a relative as you? Why don't I know? I think you must have used despicable means! Otherwise, how could you hide from Brother Gazi's plot?"

Plot against?

As soon as these words came out, the people around him looked at him with strange eyes.

"What are you talking nonsense about?" Chen Youpi had already been freed from the target at this moment, and he didn't have time to lift his face and pants, so he hurriedly stepped forward to cover his mouth and explained to the surrounding audience, "Don't listen to his nonsense, his brain was sat by pigs when he was a child, and he is not very bright." ”

Then he walked up to Xu Moqiu's side and said hypocritically: "This brother, are you okay?" I'm sorry, I just made a mistake just now. ”

However, Xu Moqiu squatted down, covering his head with one hand and his belly with the other: "Oops...... No, I'm not comfortable. I must have been frightened! No, no, no, I'm going to die, I'm going to die! Ouch! It's so uncomfortable!"

Nima, can you fake it any more? The old men who touch porcelain are all better than you! It's clear that you just want to make money!

"Murder! Everybody is going to testify for me! I'm so scared, I'm badly wounded! I'm going to call the police! I'm going to arrest you all. "Xu Moqiu's face was 'painful', and he was not exaggerated that people were stunned that there was a knife stuck in his belly.

Xu Moqiu grabbed Chen Youpi's trouser leg and sat down on the ground: "Ouch, there is no heavenly reason! There is no royal law! If you don't compensate me today, I won't be able to get up." ”

Chen Youpi looked helpless, so he had to take out his wallet, but before he could count it, he was snatched away by Xu Moqiu, and directly looted the banknotes inside, and then threw the shriveled wallet into Chen Youpi's arms: "I'll throw it next time when I'm on time." ”

Then he pulled Lu Bao'er and Yu Xiaoya to disappear in a smoke.

After losing his wife and breaking his soldiers, the stunned man was pierced into a stomach perforation, Chen Youpi was so angry that he stomped his feet, and said to the corns with a gloomy face: "What are you still stunned for? Send the stunned son to the hospital quickly!"

"Don't panic, I have acquaintances in the infirmary, I'll take you there. Don't worry, the money is out of me. After all, the knife on his body was also pierced by himself, and Li Erga naturally couldn't stand idly by.

"Scattered, scattered!"

Disperse the crowd, and the three of them walked towards the infirmary with their stunned sons.

watched a play and earned more than 3,000 yuan, Xu Moqiu called it a beauty in his heart

Zizi.

"Uncle, I'm going to play that!"

"Play!"

"Briquettes, buy that for the puppet!"

"Buy!"

"Wow, that blind man is so pitiful, let's give him some money!"

"Give!"

Xu Moqiu is like suddenly inheriting N billions of local tyrants, and he has become a generous man, and even the cigarettes in his pocket have been replaced with 50 packs of hard Huaxia.

Half an hour later......

"Briquettes, occasional ice cream. ”

Xu Moqiu touched his empty wallet, looking helpless: "I can't afford to eat." ”

At this moment, he realized that women are really expensive!

When I was a child, I had to spend a lot of money to eat, drink and have fun, and when I grew up, I had to buy cosmetics and clothes.

Suddenly I remembered an advertising slogan: It's good to be a woman!

No, this "quite" should be changed to "true". Of course, the meaning of the other layer is left aside for the time being, everyone understands it.

"Na, there is occasional money!" Lu Bao'er handed over the bag very generously, "Use it casually." ”

Seeing his bag, Xu Moqiu felt a faint pain in his fingers. hurriedly rejected his kindness.

"Uncle, I also have money! Yu Xiaoya also handed over her small bag, but her bag was relatively simple, and there were only a bunch of colorful bank cards in it.

One can be used casually, and the other can be spent casually. Xu Moqiu always felt that the two of them were showing off. And he is a big man, even the last steel hammer on his body fell into the gutter, his nose was sore, and his eyes were moist in an instant.

"Briquettes, mud swollen birds?

"Oh, I just got the sand in my eyes. ”

Lu Bao'er pulled him and said, "Let's go over there and play 8, okay?"

"Let's go, though...... You'll have to spend your own money this time. ”

"Stingy! Let's go. ”

......

In the infirmary, he lay on the hospital bed that was severely deformed by him, rolling his eyes and humming in his mouth.

Chen Youpi, Li Erga, and Jiuyan, the three of them were sitting on chairs at the door, their mouths kept smacking cigarettes, cigarette butts had been thrown under their feet, and smoke was everywhere above their heads, obviously worried.

Corneye took a puff of his cigarette and said hatefully: "Chen Gongzi, are we just going to forget it?"

"Of course you can't just leave it at that! That little white-faced, dog-like person dares to be embarrassed in front of my Chen Gongzi, and must be punished!" Chen Youpi's face was full of anger, and his face was smeared with some potion, although it didn't hurt so much, it was still high and swollen, which was extremely funny.

"Then what are we going to do?" Corneye glanced at the stunned man who was about to die, "You see that the stunned man is so miserable, it's all thanks to him." ”

Chen Youpi was very annoyed, two faint puffs of smoke erupted from his nostrils, and he looked at Li Erga: "Gazi, this is your territory, you say, how can we fix it? What kind of identity do we have, how can we let a little white face crawl on his head and and pee?"

Li Erga didn't want to get back on the field, but the key was that he didn't have a trick!

Suddenly, I saw a stall selling masks not far away, and slapped my thigh (corny): "There is!"

Chen Youpi hurriedly asked: "Say it quickly, say it quickly!"

"That's the case, there is a haunted house in our amusement park, we just need to trick him in, it will be dark inside, and when the time comes, let's make a secret move, and it's not simple to play him to death?"

Chen Youpi thought for a while: "The idea is good, but I have a question!"

"You say. ”

"That little white face looks like a coward, how can you trick him into it? And the haunted house, I feel scared when I hear it

People, the two LOLIs around him probably don't have that much courage. ”

"I've thought of this a long time ago!" Li Erga lit a cigarette, "Didn't you notice it? That little white face is greedy for money to death! We just need to give some benefits, and he won't take the bait obediently when the time comes?"

Chen Youpi's eyes lit up: "! I found that your brain is not an ordinary aura! If you do business, you will definitely make a fortune!"

"Haha, that's not blowing! You ask the chicken, when I was born when I was a child, a vision fell from the sky! The sow in the pen was calling day and night for three whole days! Three days! Do you know what the concept is? Let me tell you, my mother called the Taoist priest to calculate it at that time, and I was completely the emperor's life!"

"Okay, then let's figure out how to kill that hairy ......"

Just when Chen Youpi and the others were about to secretly make a mistake, Xu Moqiu was sitting in a small restaurant inside the amusement park with Lu Baoer and Xiaoya.

Ordered a few dishes, blowing the air conditioner, that called a cozy.

Of course, Teacher Xu was so poor that the money for this meal was naturally paid by his fourth sister-in-law, Lu Bao'er.

THE TWO LOLI MOUTHS NEVER STOPPED IN THE MORNING, AND THEY WERE NATURALLY NOT INTERESTED IN THE FRAGRANT FOOD, AND THE TWO CHATTERED ABOUT THE AFTERNOON'S ITINERARY, SO ALMOST ALL THE FOOD ON THE TABLE FELL INTO XU MOQIU'S BELLY.

After eating and drinking, Xu Moqiu was comfortably spreading out on the chair to pick his teeth, Lu Bao'er suddenly pouted, stretched his neck and said in Xu Moqiu's ear: "Briquettes, mud 8 Su likes to turn that Qin fox...... Hmm, Sister Mengyan?"

Xu Moqiu was shocked, and immediately said without changing his face: "Who did you listen to?"

Lu Bao'er sat back in her place and took a sip of the Coke in front of her: "Do you still need to listen to others? This woman is smart and clever, and she can see that there is a problem with the two of them at a glance." ”

"Bao'er, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand the adult's affairs. ”

"Hmph, I even know what you will say!" Lu Bao'er clasped her hands, "I will tell you, you are 8 years old to be with her." ”

"Why?"

Lu Bao'er thought for a while: "Because...... Because you 8 are suitable. Real drops, even 8 cheating silver. ”

Are you the first day I met you Lu Bao'er?" Xu Moqiu rolled his eyes: "Then you say, why is it not suitable?"

Lu Bao'er blinked her big eyes: "She has a beautiful sister?"

This question...... Xu Moqiu thought about it in his heart, in terms of appearance, the two were actually equal.

Without waiting for her to speak, Lu Baoer said again: "She has a sister who is gentle?"

This is a fact, Lu Mingyue's personality is indeed much better than Qin Mengyan. But that doesn't mean anything.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Lu Bao'er continued: "She has a sister in her chest?"

"Nope. Xu Moqiu had to admit that Lu Mingyue's breasts were indeed a little bigger than Qin Mengyan's, but ...... The problem is that Qin Mengyan is not small! You want women all over the world to grow like Lu Mingyue, isn't this embarrassing?

"So, ah......"

Before Lu Bao'er's words were finished, Xiaoya next to her looked unconvinced: "Even the numbness is also very big! I have compared, it is not smaller than Aunt Mingyue." I still have pictures here!"

"Ahem......" Xu Moqiu almost choked to death by the free boiling water in front of him, and quickly wiped the table that had been messed up by himself, and said, "When eating, don't talk about these irrelevant topics." ”

Lu Bao'er didn't think there was anything wrong, and continued: "I'll tell you the truth, sister, she actually ......."

"Bao'er...... Do you want to play in the afternoon?" Xu Moqiu's face sank.

"Oh, okay!" Lu Bao'er closed her mouth and stopped talking, her eyes rolling wildly, not knowing what she was thinking.

Xiaoya took out the mini phone that Chen Shujie had just bought for her from her bag, found one of the photos, and handed it to Xu Moqiu: "Uncle, look, isn't it big?"