Suck it out?

Xu Moqiu watched a movie before, a certain actor was shot in the buttocks, and he wanted a beautiful woman to help him suck it, but the beauty took out a vacuum cleaner......

In this barren mountain range, let alone a vacuum cleaner, even a straw can't be found.

Is it difficult to use your mouth?

It's better to say it in a different place, but the location of this snake bite is too embarrassing!

Xu Moqiu looked puzzled: "This ...... I'm afraid it's not very good......"

Lu Bao'er urged: "It's not good to drip if there is a god horse? Hurry up with the mud! Even the bird, the ghost will let you go." ”

Xu Moqiu patiently explained to her: "No...... Bao'er, listen to me tell you, men and women don't kiss, and I'm your ......"

"Woooooooooo......oo Even if you have to hang birds, you are still here to ramble...... Mud Su 8 wants to see death and not save it, mud has no conscience to drop stinky briquettes! Dead briquettes!" Lu Bao'er burst out crying.

"Okay, Bao'er, let's talk about it in advance, you are not allowed to threaten me with this in the future! Also, don't tell anyone about this matter!" There was no better way, Xu Moqiu had to bite the bullet, but she still gave her a preventive shot in advance.

Lu Bao'er pursed her lips: "Even Su drips silver like that?"

Not really!

"Alright, let's go over there. Xu Moqiu looked around and chose a relatively hidden place.

Lu Baoer didn't want to walk: "Mud to hug the puppet!"

So Xu Moqiu carried her to the depths of the forest, and after repeatedly making sure that there was no one, Xu Moqiu said to Lu Bao'er: "Hurry up and lie down, uh...... Will you take it off yourself or will I come?"

At this moment, Xu Moqiu took a deep breath and kept saying to himself in his heart: You are now a doctor, you are neutral, in your eyes, there is no gender distinction, only patients and non-patients. She's not your sister-in-law either, but a pig, an old sow...... It's just a little bit white in the ass! It's not a big deal.

A gust of wind blew, and Lu Baoer felt cold on her body, and hurriedly shouted: "Peek at the mud table!"

Xu Moqiu opened his eyes and said nonsense: "No, I keep my eyes closed! You bear with it! It's okay right away! Oh, by the way, you're not allowed to fart!"

Lu Bao'er was furious: "Do you believe it or not?"

"Just kidding, just kidding, don't be so nervous. I'm going to do it...... Oh no, move your mouth, you're ready!"

"Hurry up!"

"Hmm...... Phew!"

About a minute later, Xu Moqiu could be regarded as having completed the task, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and helped Lu Bao'er up: "I'll take you to the hospital." ”

Lu Bao'er shook her head: "Don't go." I even want to be fat. ”

Xu Moqiu knew that she hated the taste of formalin: "Then what's the matter? Bao'er, don't be petty at this time!"

Lu Bao'er still didn't follow: "Don't even look at other silver dolls!"

"Hmm...... In this way, why don't you go to your second sister? Caidie is not an outsider, she can always watch it, right?" Xu Moqiu suddenly remembered Lu Caidie.

"Ang...... Okay, too. ”

"Then I'll give her a call first. Saying that, Xu Moqiu quickly dialed Lu Caidie's mobile phone number.

Since the last class reunion, Lu Caidie has never been in contact with Xu Moqiu, every time she remembers the scene where she sleeps with him in her arms, her cheeks are hot, and a sense of guilt rises in her heart, after all, no matter how you say it, he is also his brother-in-law.

Seeing Xu Moqiu's call, Lu Caidie was stunned, but still pressed the answer: "What's the matter?"

"Where are you?" Xu Moqiu's voice was a little anxious.

"I'm in the dormitory. ”

"You wait, I'll come to you right away!"

"Huh?" Lu Caidie was taken aback, "What are you looking for me for?"

Xu Moqiu frowned and explained: "No, you listen to me tell you, Bao'er was bitten by a snake, and she refused to go to the hospital!

It's not that you don't know, I'm not looking for you, who are you looking for?"

"I was bitten by a snake, where was the bite, was it serious, what kind of snake, was the wound treated?"

A series of questions, Xu Moqiu didn't know which one to answer first: "Hmm...... I didn't see it when I ran, you wait for me, I'll come right away!"

Along the way, Lu Baoer was a lot more honest, bumpy for an hour, and finally came to the school gate.

From afar, I saw Lu Caidie holding a sun umbrella and looking around anxiously.

Seeing Lu Caidie, Lu Baoer's tears instantly flowed out like a flood that burst the embankment, and she threw herself into her arms with a look of grievance.

Lu Caidie hurriedly wiped her tears: "Bao'er doesn't cry, tell my sister, where is the injury?" ”

Lu Bao'er whispered a few words in her ear. Knowing that it was an injury to her buttocks, Lu Caidie suddenly looked embarrassed: "How can it be injured there? Let's go, follow me to the infirmary first!"

glanced at Xu Moqiu: "What are you doing in a daze? Give us the wind outside, so that someone will not peep." ”

Xu Moqiu nodded and didn't speak, and said in his heart: "Aren't you afraid that I will guard and steal myself?"

In the infirmary, Lu Caidie carefully examined it and breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, it's just an ordinary vegetable snake, and it's not poisonous." ”

Lu Baoer put on her pants and pouted: "It hurts!"

Lu Caidie touched her head: "Fool, ants will feel it when they bite it! Don't worry, my sister has already dealt with it for you, and it won't hurt soon." ”

Then he said to the door, "You can come in." ”

Xu Moqiu carried the cheap fruit packed from Yu Feiyang and put it on the table with a courteous face: "Come, Caidie, eat fruit!"

At a glance, he knew that he came from elsewhere, and Lu Caidie had never seen him so generous in the Lu family. Lu Caidie was not polite, picked up a banana and peeled it: "Where did you and Bao'er go?

"Oh, take her to a friend's house for a drink, and it turns out that she ...... on the way"

Lu Bao'er grabbed the words: "As a result, a bad thing suddenly came out of the road and bit the bird!"

At the same time, he also threw a threatening glance at Xu Moqiu. The meaning is obvious, if you dare to tell the truth, wait for death!

Xu Moqiu naturally didn't want to be bored, and nodded: "That's it." ”

Lu Caidie found that the fingers of Xu Moqiu's right hand were swollen like sausages, and she was taken aback: "What's wrong with your hand?"

"He fell by himself!" Lu Bao'er grabbed the words again, and kept winking at Xu Moqiu.

"yes...... I fell myself, and I fell badly. Xu Moqiu suddenly felt a little aggrieved.

"Is it really a fall?" Lu Caidie naturally didn't believe it, and looked at Lu Bao'er, "Bao'er, you tell me honestly, did you hide those strange things in your bag again?"

This injury, at first glance, was caught by a mouse trap, and rat traps are rare in this era, but if it appears in Lu Bao'er's hands, it is normal.

Lu Bao'er hugged her bag nervously: "Mu Youwow!"

Lu Caidie's face sank: "Give me the bag!"

Lu Baoer hugged her arm and began to be coquettish: "Oops, sister......"

"If you don't give it to me, I'll tell the eldest sister, do you believe it or not?" Lu Caidie made a killer move.

"Ah...... Good...... Okay......" Lu Bao'er glared at Xu Moqiu resentfully, and handed over the bag with a reluctant expression.

Xu Moqiu's face was inexplicable: This matter has something to do with me, you stare at me dry!

A lot of messy things such as hammers, knives, flashlights, rat medicines, plastic toads, iron chains, and slingshots were taken out by Lu Caidie, and except for two packs of sanitary napkins, none of them looked like girls could use.

Lu Caidie couldn't help but ask, "What are these?"

Lu Bao'er crossed her waist and said confidently: "Ang, even if you are so broad, is it not broad to defend yourself?"

"Yes, are you sure this thing is for self-defense?

Lu Caidie pointed to the black hood and asked.

"What is this?" Xu Moqiu picked up the boxy wooden box, and before Lu Caidie could stop it, the moment it was opened, a fist equipped with a powerful spring hit Xu Moqiu's nose.

The moment the nosebleed spurted out, Lu Baoer leaned back with a smile, and Lu Caidie couldn't hold back a smile: "You dare to play with her things, you deserve to be smashed!"

Curiosity kills the cat! Xu Moqiu wiped a handful of blood from his nose, and secretly swore in his heart: If Lao Tzu is interested in the things of the fourth lady of the Lu family again, I will die! Die outside! Be bitten to death by a dog!

When Xu Moqiu plugged her nostrils with a tissue, Lu Bao'er pulled Lu Caidie's arm: "Sister, is it okay to have an occasional meal at night?"

"You little villain, you think about blackmailing your sister all day long, don't you know that your sister is also poor?" Lu Caidie touched her head helplessly, "Say, what do you want to eat? ”

Lu Bao'er seems to have thought about it a long time ago: "Then let's barbecue, even if there is a barbecue bird for a long time!"

"Those junk food ......"

"Oh, sister! You just have mercy on the couple!

hugged and coquettish, Lu Caidie had to nod: "Okay, okay! Don't shake it, my sister's bones will be shaken apart by you." ”

"yes, sister is the best bird!" Lu Bao'er stamped her face fiercely.

Lu Caidie pushed her away, took out a tissue from the carton and wiped the marks on her face while complaining: "What are you doing? ”

"Hehe, Bao'er's saliva is all fragrant drops!

What's the matter with me? Asking this kind of question in front of your sister, and you don't know what do you think I've done to you? Even though I did...... But that's also what you asked for, okay?

Xu Moqiu rolled his eyes: "How do I know?"

But thinking that Lu Caidie invited her to dinner at night, Xu Moqiu's mind instantly became active, sat up straight, coughed, and hinted at Lu Bao'er: "Bao'er, what is the saying? Don't forget to drink water...... Ahem, what's going on next?"

Lu Bao'er pretended to be confused, and looked dazed: "What?"

"Bao'er, I insisted on taking you to dinner in the morning......"

Lu Bao'er tilted her head: "Ang? Do you remember that you are occasionally asking for some silver?"

Xu Moqiu's old face flushed: "Ahem...... The process is not important, what we value is the result......"

"Puff......" Lu Caidie was amused by the two of them, and leaned back, "If you want to eat, just say it, what are you doing going around there?"

"What kind of food? Do I seem to be the one who lacks that meal?" Xu Moqiu said seriously, "Our Bao'er is so cute, what if we meet people with bad intentions outside? Escorting a beautiful woman is the innate responsibility of a people's teacher!"

This cheek is really thick to the point that there is no one before and no one after him, Lu Caidie stroked his forehead: "Please, great Teacher Xu, escort the beauty, that is the responsibility of the bodyguard, your responsibility should be to teach and educate people." ”

Xu Moqiu waved his hand: "You don't understand this, in fact, the world is the road, the pearl road is the same, and the teacher who doesn't want to be a bodyguard is not a good doctor." Although our occupations are different and the division of labor is different, we are all for the development and progress of society. ”

Lu Caidie yawned: "Then you hurry up and save the world, I'm sleepy and want to sleep for a while, you can do it yourself." Meet at half past five. ”

"Good Ratcha!"

Xu Moqiu happened to have something to do, because tomorrow was the parent-teacher conference, and he needed to take the test papers back and hand them over to Gao Yuanjun, the head of the grade group, so that he could count the results and rankings.

Back at the Lu family villa, Lu Mingyue and Qin Mengyan were paralyzed on the sofa watching soap operas in all kinds of boredom, and when they saw Xu Moqiu, Lu Mingyue couldn't help but ask, "Why are you alone?"

"Oh, she's with Rainbow Butterfly. Xu Mo took the test paper, just went out and folded it back, and said to the drowsy two, "I'll have a barbecue at night, let's go together!"