It's just a regular fried egg, and that's it!

Xu Moqiu really wanted to pry open her Heavenly Spirit Cover to see what was in her little brain. He would rather her be poisoned, after all, in this era, medicine is so developed, and there is a doctor or something in the villa of these rich people, and there is no difficulty in washing the stomach, so it will not kill you.

But it's not the same when you fry eggs at regular intervals?

There was a boom, a family photo, a pot of ends, and it was impossible to tell who was who. It's my father-in-law who came, and it is estimated that he was not saved.

Xu Moqiu hurriedly turned around, but was dragged by Lu Bao'er on the corner of his clothes, looking puzzled: "What are you going to do?"

"Bao'er, this is not a joke!

"But it's too late for you to get fat, and the birds will explode in a minute. Fifty-nine seconds, fifty-eight seconds......"

"Hey, Bao'er, you're ......"

"Ahh ”

Du Nima is about to explode! And tell me not to worry? Seeing that she looks like she has nothing to do with herself, Xu Moqiu feels that this is the real female devil!

Lu Bao'er pushed Xu Moqiu and said in his ear: "Let's go! I will tell you secretly, there are ...... drops in the fried eggs at regular intervals."

"You...... Niu Bi!" Xu Moqiu couldn't cry or laugh, and quickly increased the strength on his feet, and absconded with Lu Bao'er in fear of crime.

......

Niu Ergou had a toilet seat around his neck, and rushed out of the bathroom with a blue nose and swollen face. However, there was no trace of Xu Moqiu and Lu Bao'er around him, and he suddenly jumped up: "Hiss...... Ahh

"Haha......" Seeing Niu Ergou's honor, everyone was taken aback at first, and then they all laughed.

Yu Feiyang looked at his embarrassed hair, and hurriedly stepped forward: "Ergou, what are you doing......

"Just right, let me ask you, who is that little white face?" Unable to find Xu Moqiu, Niu Ergou grabbed Yu Feiyang's collar with his hand. After all, he invited the personnel, and it is impossible for him not to know him.

"Which one?"

Niu Ergou wiped the nosebleed that oozed: "Which one else could it be? It's the little white face who came with a LOLI! This little white face is very insidious! He actually made a trick, and Lao Tzu couldn't spare him!"

"Ergou, tell me honestly, do you have a crush on that LOLI?" Yu Feiyang knows him too well, this guy has no other hobbies, so he is obsessed with that kind of business, especially loves LOLI, to the point of madness, if he sees Lu Bao'er, it will be strange if he is not lustful.

Niu Ergou's neck stiffened: "What's the matter? I, Niu Ergou, stands up to the sky, is a good man, and I like her, that's her blessing! Follow me to be happy, what's wrong? Mom, why is that little white face opposed? He's a ball?"

Mother, who are you messing with, and you're going to provoke that little ancestor? I don't know if I'm alive or dead!

Yu Feiyang's face instantly fell: "Ergou, I think you should thank him." ”

Niu Ergou's eyes widened instantly: "What? Lao Yu, he beat me like a dog, and you still want me to thank him? Are you drinking high? Or was your brain caught by the door panel just now? I was beaten!"

"Ergou, our brothers are brothers, ugly words can be said in front, if you don't die of thieves to her, don't blame my brother for turning my face and not recognizing people! You should know that in this world, there are some people you can't afford to provoke. ”

This is the first time Yu Feiyang has spoken to Niu Ergou in such a tone, and his eyelids suddenly jumped: "Lao Yu, what do you mean, that man...... Deep background?"

"Hmm......" Thinking about his relationship with Lu Mingyue and Qin Mengyan, Yu Feiyang nodded decisively.

Niu Ergou looked curious: "Who is he? Could it be that even you can't afford to mess with you?"

"Two dogs,

Don't ask, it's not good for you to know too much, anyway, if you listen to my advice, this matter will be settled, otherwise even I won't be able to protect you! You must be hungry, right? Come, eat some cake. ”

"Everyone come, this is made by the master I invited from abroad!" Yu Feiyang beckoned the big guy to come and taste the cake together.

The voice of "Dididi" came, and Niu Ergou looked puzzled and said: "It's strange, why is this voice so familiar?"

Yu Feiyang touched his chin: "I also seem to hear it somewhere." ”

Someone next to him said, "It's a bit like a timed fried egg!"

The crowd quickly fixed their eyes on the oversized cake.

The surface of the cake was shaved with an evil smile. Yu Feiyang frowned: "How can I have an ominous premonition?"

Niu Ergou smiled: "Could it be that this cake will burst ......"

"Boom!"

Before the words fell, the cake exploded in front of everyone, and in an instant the cream was fried everywhere, and there was a thick stench of feces all around!

Yu Feiyang looked at Niu Ergou, whose face was full of yellow and white things, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Grandma's, it doesn't matter if there is a bomb in this cake, the bomb is actually ...... It's!"

"Ah!" a group of people stood too close together, almost no one was spared, and their bodies were covered in filth and objects, and there was a wail all around.

Yu Feiyang wanted to cry without tears, so he had to break his teeth and swallow it into his belly. Don't think about it, all this must be from the little witch's revenge! Looking at Niu Ergou who was still stunned, Yu Feiyang suddenly had an urge to beat him to death, it was you who provoked him!

......

Today's weather is extremely hot, Lu Bao'er is too hot, and at her strong request, the two came to a small forest to rest and cool off. Xu Moqiu fanned Lu Bao'er and asked, "Bao'er, where did you get these strange things?"

Lu Bao'er naturally couldn't tell him the truth, so she said casually: "Pick up drops." ”

"It is estimated that Yu Feiyang is so angry with you!"

"Hmph! It's a big deal not to go to his house even if you don't go to his house!" Lu Bao'er raised her head, looked around, and said, "Briquettes, even ......"

Xu Moqiu increased the strength of his hand: "Hmm, what's wrong, it's hot, why don't I ride quickly, let's go home early?"

"No. I thought ......," Lu Bao'er shook her head, but still didn't say anything.

It turned out that Lu Bao'er drank too much at noon, and she had the urge to urinate as early as when she went out, and after procrastination for more than twenty minutes, she had already reached the limit of her patience.

"What's wrong?Bao'er, are you feeling unwell?Do you want me to help you take a look?" Xu Moqiu thought she was suffering from heat stroke, so she quickly reached out and touched her forehead, and touched herself again.

Lu Bao'er's little face turned red, and she whispered: "Even...... I want to boo ......"

"Uh...... Why don't you solve this here?" Xu Moqiu stood up and looked around, but there was no third person.

"Ke Su ......" is ventilated on all sides, Lu Baoer is a girl after all, and it is normal for her to be a little afraid.

"Don't do it! you grind again, you will pee your pants for a while, don't worry, I will give you a lookout to ensure your safety!"

"Then you are not allowed to peek. After thinking about it, he seemed to feel that there was still something wrong, and added, "Don't eavesdrop either." Otherwise, I'll tell my sister to sweep the mud and sweep the door!"

Xu Moqiu slapped his chest loudly: "You still can't believe my character? Besides, you are a little girl, I can't be interested! Solve it quickly! Don't suffocate it." ”

Lu Baoer stood up, her back accidentally touched the bamboo behind her, which immediately aroused a chain reaction in her body, only to feel that her bladder seemed to be about to burst, and urine was about to squirt out, so she immediately put aside her fear and shyness, found a secret place, took a deep breath, picked up her noble skirt and pulled down her pants

Squatted down.

The woods are not big, Xu Moqiu was standing about two meters away from her, and she could only hear the sound of "banging" in the bushes, which was particularly harsh at this quiet moment, It seemed that the little girl was indeed suffocated.

The sound of the water lasted for about a minute, and the sound of the water stopped. After waiting for a while, I heard Lu Bao'er's weak voice again: "Briquettes, the puppet wood has paper." ”

Girls and boys have different physiological structures, so it is naturally impossible to shake them off like boys and finish things after the fact.

Xu Moqiu touched his whole body up and down, not even half of the fur, and said helplessly: "I didn't bring it either, or I would have it." If you really can't, you can also pull two leaves and it will fall. ”

Lu Bao'er didn't follow: "Is it okay to be swollen? Do you pay attention to hygiene? There is it in the even-drop bag, you can bring it to the puppet." ”

"Okay, then you can wait a while, I'll find it for you. ”

Xu Moqiu took Lu Baoer's bag, and as soon as she unzipped her strange-shaped bag, she heard Lu Baoer's voice coming: "Wait......"

"Wait...... Oh!"

Xu Moqiu almost cried, the moment his hand reached in, he touched a cold thing like an iron plate, and when he was wondering what it was, there was a "click", and the sharp pain in his hand told him - it was a mouse trap!

It took the boss's strength to break it open, a pair of hands were dripping with blood, and the fingers were even more swollen, fortunately it was not a trap, otherwise the whole hand would have to be scrapped.

What kind of weird girl is this? Their bags are nothing more than cosmetics and sanitary napkins. What about her? laxatives, timed fried eggs, rat traps......

Xu Moqiu didn't dare to continue pulling, for fear that there would be some hidden weapons inside. I found a tissue and quickly took it out, and then quickly handed it over.

"Hiss ......"

Just as Lu Baoer was about to lift her pants, suddenly a creepy voice came from behind her.

It's too late, it's too soon.

I saw a shadow "whoosh", like lightning hitting Lu Baoer's buttocks, which was still exposed to the air!

"Ahh

With a miserable scream, Xu Moqiu's cigarette just lit fell to the ground in fright, and he hurriedly turned his head, only to see Lu Baoer squatting on the ground with his ass covered in pain.

Xu Moqiu hurriedly stroked her up: "Bao'er, you ...... What's wrong with you?"

Lu Bao'er cried instantly: "I was bitten by a snake occasionally!"

Bitten by a snake? Xu Moqiu almost laughed. I was bitten by a snake in the last toilet, is this considered retribution?

Lu Bao'er looked at Xu Moqiu's gloating look, and suddenly became even more angry, and bit Xu Moqiu's arm: "Ah! You still dare to laugh...... Even if you bite!"

"Bao'er, don't make trouble, where is the bite, show me ......" A typical knowingly asked, people covered their buttocks, could it be that they were bitten on the head?

Lu Baoer raised her head and cried with a sad face: "Biting the ass and the bird ......"

Xu Moqiu looked embarrassed, this place is really not good-looking. After looking around, but there was no trace of the snake, he quickly asked, "Bao'er, how do you feel?"

Lu Bao'er frowned: "It hurts!"

"Then you hold on, I'll take you to the hospital right away!"

Now this place is not in front of the village and behind the shop, when I came to ride for more than an hour, there are a lot of downhills, and now there is still an hour to go back.

Lu Baoer shook her head: "8 lines, I'm afraid I can't hold on." Probably toxic ......"

Xu Moqiu was anxious: "Then what should I do? In this barren mountain and wilderness, I don't know how to ...... medical skills."

Lu Baoer remembered the episode on TV, looked at Xu Moqiu, her little face was red, and she said hesitantly: "Or...... Suck the mud out!"