Looking at each other, time seems to stand still at this moment.

Lu Mingyue was stunned, and Xu Moqiu was also stunned.

No one thought that the two would be honest with each other in this situation-although it was only Lu Mingyue's one-sided.

It's so exciting!

The No. 1 beauty in Yuejiang really lived up to her reputation, she only watched it for less than ten seconds, and with a "snap", Xu Moqiu's nosebleed gushed out like a fountain, splashing directly on Lu Mingyue's chest......

"Ahh

In the bathroom, there was a scream that could almost puncture the eardrum, but unfortunately the sound insulation effect in the bedroom was too good, except for them, the old man Lu who put his ear on the door heard the slightest movement.

Hearing this, the old man nodded with satisfaction, and walked downstairs with his hands behind his back.

In the bathroom, Xu Moqiu touched his red face and smiled bitterly, he really didn't know whether he should thank the cockroach brother or hate it. It was all thanks to the fact that such a dramatic scene could happen with the goddess, but now he completely offended Lu Mingyue to death!

Forget it, let's take it one step at a time.

I didn't think about it so much, took a comfortable shower, and found a fairly clean bath towel to wrap in.

Turned on the exhaust fan, smoked a cigarette, and walked out of the bathroom, the light outside had been turned off, Xu Moqiu had to carefully smear forward, I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, and his right hand felt a piece of softness and smoothness.

"Smack", the right cheek was also slapped.

Xu Moqiu hurriedly explained: "I really didn't mean it, Mingyue, you must believe me!"

"You hate it! I don't want to talk to you. Lu Mingyue on the bed turned over, turned her back to Xu Moqiu, and after thinking about it, she still didn't feel safe enough, so she moved her body to the edge of the bed.

There was a huge bed, and most of it was empty, but Xu Moqiu could only lie on the ground with his eyes down, how desolate. I closed my eyes and began to think crankily, I wanted to get up and write a handout for a while, but I had no inspiration, and I wrote it in vain.

Lu Mingyue wrapped her body tightly with a sheet, but she couldn't sleep after turning it over, and there was a man lying three meters away, making her feel like she was stuck in her throat, and her heart was extremely uncomfortable, this was the first time she had been in the same room with a man in 27 years, and her mood was extremely complicated.

It is said that men have a strong impulse in that regard, especially at night, and even the so-called righteous gentlemen will break free from the shackles of reason and morality, and turn into a demon who can only think with the lower half of his body! Will he do something to himself while he is asleep......

Oh my God! It's scary to think about.

No...... He is now a teacher, and he should not be that kind of person.

As soon as this thought came to mind, another little man came to mind: "Men are all big pigs' trotters, and it is difficult to draw bones in the so-called dragon and tiger, and if you know the face of a person but you don't know your heart, maybe he will turn into a devil in a while! It is better to strike first and stab him to death with a knife......

The violent struggle and entanglement in her heart made Lu Mingyue seem to be going crazy, and she couldn't help but call softly in the dark: "Xu Moqiu, are you asleep?"

I screamed a few times in a row but didn't respond, and it seemed that I was asleep. Xindao: Hey, what a pig! Forget it, I'll sleep too.

"I didn't sleep!" Xu Moqiu's abrupt voice sounded from the ground, startling Lu Mingyue.

Xu Moqiu put his hand behind his head: "I'm thinking about life and understanding the true meaning of life! I ask what is the situation in the world, and I want to teach people to live and die! Hey, it's beautiful! Why bother?"

What kind of mess is it? Lu Mingyue whispered: "Then can you chat with me? I, I can't sleep." ”

"Okay!

The surroundings were quiet again, and after about a few minutes, Lu Mingyue couldn't help but say, "Xu Moqiu, can't you find a topic?"

"Uh...... The weather is so nice today!"

As soon as the words fell, the sky suddenly became transparent, and then there was a "boom" of thunder, which made the glass windows rattle.

God, so faceless?

"Xu Moqiu, I have a request. ”

"Say it, I can do it. Xu Moqiu agreed, and secretly scolded herself: She shouldn't be able to help it, right? If she makes excessive demands, should she sacrifice herself for righteousness? Being a man is really too difficult!

Facts proved that he was completely overthinking, and only heard Lu Mingyue say: "I heard that you men are very uncivilized when you sleep, and you all have quirks of one kind or another...... Well, today is a special situation, and I hope you can maintain basic etiquette and appreciate it. ”

Xu Moqiu thought about it and said firmly: "Don't worry, my character is obvious to the people of the whole country." I don't snore, I don't grind my teeth, I don't fart, and I don't jerk off...... Anyway, you just need to know that I have a good rules for sleeping! Of course, if you have the habit of sleeping naked, just take it off. Doesn't bother me. ”

"I used to think you were wooden and introverted, but now it seems that I have completely mistaken people. After a pause, a few words popped out of Lu Mingyue's mouth, "I feel that you are a wolf in sheep's clothing!"

"I'll just think you're praising me! Don't talk about it, I'm going to sleep! It's my turn to be on duty this week, and I have to get up early. Xu Moqiu pulled the quilt on his body, and his consciousness began to blur.

"Ah...... The beautiful scenery of the West Lake is in March, and the spring rain is like wine and willows, and it is like smoke......"

I wanted to sleep early, but someone didn't like him. The mobile phone under the pillow rang suddenly, startling Xu Moqiu. Looking at the name of the caller ID, Xu Moqiu hung up without saying a word.

However, the people over there were still indomitable, and in the end, Lu Mingyue couldn't bear it anymore: "You can't take it, if you think it's inconvenient for me to be next to you, you can go to the bathroom." ”

"That's not it, it's not that it's unsightly, it's just that I'm upset by the sound of this hair. ”

Xu Moqiu answered the phone and said angrily: "I said, Vice Principal Liao, is there something wrong with you? If you have something to do, come and harass me? Are you interesting to me or what? Then you owe it so much?"

Liao on the other end of the phone immediately roared: "Teacher Xu, please pay attention to your words! You are insulting the innocence of a glorious people's teacher! Do you believe that I will sue you?"

Xu Moqiu said impatiently: "Okay, don't talk to me about those useless things, you will lose the star, and it will be no good to call me." There's something to say, there's a fart! It's okay, don't delay me holding my wife and making a child!"

While ridiculing Liao Yibao, he also fed him a handful of dog food, Liao Yibao rolled his eyes angrily, resisted the urge to scold the street, and said in a deep voice: "I called you to inform you that at 12 o'clock in the evening to inspect various entertainment venues outside the school, you must be there." ”

Xu Moqiu got up, looked at the lightning, thunder, and stormy weather outside, and was immediately happy: "Vice President Liao, you made this decision?"

"What's the drop?

"I said, did you get caught in the door, or did you flush your brain into the toilet when you......?"

"Poof" didn't finish a word, and Lu Mingyue next to her suddenly laughed.

As an older single old dick, Liao Yibao heard this laughter in his ears, and he only felt that it was extraordinarily sarcastic!

"Okay! My dear Vice Principal Liao, please open the window and see if your pants hanging outside are still there!

Liao Yibao retorted: "The more this is the case, the more we must not relax! If you can think like this, those students can also think like this! Maybe the Internet café is already full of friends now." I believe that as long as we strike like a thunderbolt, we will definitely be able to bring them to justice!"

What are you to bring to justice? What do you think of others?

"Okay, then I wish you a full load! I won't accompany you! Bye!" Xu Moqiu didn't want to talk nonsense with this guy with few brains, so he hung up the phone directly, lest this guy be indomitable, so he simply added him to the blacklist.

"You're still the same as before, and you love to bump into your boss. ”

Xu Moqiu defended: "How can this be called a confrontation? You also heard it just now, I put forward my own opinions with him, and then the two sides disagreed with each other, and then the two sides caused a good faith argument!"

Suddenly remembering something, Xu Moqiu suddenly sat up: "By the way, Mingyue, let me ask you a very serious question." ”

"What's wrong?"

"How much do you know about Qin Mengyan?"

"Meng Yan?" Lu Mingyue was stunned and said in surprise, "Why are you suddenly interested in her?" Could it be that you fell in love with her at first sight?"

"Love at first sight? What do you say? I don't look up and look down with her now, and I can't eat in a pot!"

"She?" Lu Mingyue was stunned, with an incredulous expression, "You mean, she is a teacher now?"

"No, I still teach physical education!"

Lu Mingyue looked puzzled: "It shouldn't be...... Isn't she a policeman? Why did she become a teacher again? Could it be that she needs to be on a mission?"

"Probably. "Even Lu Mingyue doesn't know, it seems that this woman has some secrets!" Xu Moqiu replied casually and stopped talking.

"Meng Yan is a person, she is very arrogant on weekdays, but she is kind and helpful......"

What Lu Mingyue said later, Xu Moqiu didn't remember, and when he woke up, it was already past two o'clock in the morning. At this moment, the old man was already asleep, Xu Moqiu covered the quilt for Lu Mingyue, who was asleep on the bed, opened the door of the room, and walked out lightly.

"Ding"

A voice came from the sea of consciousness: "The system has detected that you have a thief's heart and no courage, and strongly despise it! Deduct 50 merit points as a punishment! Please take this as a warning! The current merit is minus 10,000 and 50 points." ”

Xu Moqiu almost fell to the ground, this system is inevitably too cheating, right? According to it, if he forcibly forced Lu Mingyue to XX, wouldn't he directly get 10,000 points of merit? Is this really a good deed?

Xu Moqiu secretly said in his heart: Don't let Lao Tzu know who invented this thing! Otherwise...... Hmph! Let you know what it means to have a hot anal!

Back in his hut, Xu Moqiu finished watering the soul nourishing grass and smoked a cigarette, then turned off the light and lay down.

The next day, he still got up early in the morning, but what surprised him was that Lu Mingyue also appeared in the living room before six o'clock for the first time.

Lu Mingyue blushed, touched her stomach and said, "I'm ...... A little hungry. ”

I ate too little last night, so I was hungry fast, and I wanted to try to cook a bowl of noodles to eat, but since Xu Moqiu was here, I didn't have to go into the terrifying place in the kitchen.

"Then I'll cook for you, is it okay with preserved eggs and lean pork porridge?"

"Well, thank you. ”

"You're welcome!"

After cooking, he ate a little in a hurry, and as soon as he went out, he was soaked and soaked, and he bumped into a gas tank like a chicken in soup, and Mei Qiguan did not scold him for the first time, got up and went straight to the kitchen with a frown, and after eating a meal, he went into his room.

Lu Mingyue's voice sounded behind him: "It's raining, why don't I send you?"

"No, I have a raincoat! As he spoke, Xu Moqiu had already pushed the car out of the villa, and soon disappeared from Lu Mingyue's sight.