Sleeping, in fact, has multiple meanings.

When you are alone, it is natural to rest in a state of sleep and relieve fatigue.

When there is someone of the opposite sex, then the meaning of sleeping is another matter. In layman's terms, it is...... Well, everybody understands.

The old man crossed Erlang's legs and persuaded him step by step: "I mean, you should take advantage of the fact that it's still early, and work hard......!

Well, the meaning is very straightforward, but unfortunately unrealistic.

Xu Daguan is intentional, but unfortunately Lu Damei is ruthless.

Xu Moqiu stood up: "I'll wash the dishes." ”

"You...... Go ahead. I wanted to stop him from letting Lu Mingyue operate, but remembering the scene when she took the bowl just now, the old man still gave up and let his granddaughter wash the dishes, maybe he had to make some kind of moth.

Walking into the living room with a teacup, Lu Mingyue seemed to be a little weak-hearted, and stood up on tiptoe to prepare to run.

The old man's majestic voice sounded behind him: "Stop! Where are you going?"

"That'...... What, grandpa, I'll go wash some fruit for you. ”

The old man said in an unquestioning tone: "What kind of fruit to wash?" Old man, I can't eat it now, come and sit down! I have something to say to you. ”

"Ah, okay!" There was no way, Lu Mingyue had to sit back on the sofa in an orderly manner, put her hands on her knees, her waist straight, and her eyes looked straight ahead.

It happened that Xu Moqiu came out of washing the dishes, and the old man beckoned to him: "Ah Qiu, you come over too." ”

"Well, here it is. Xu Moqiu wiped his hand on his buttocks, then untied the apron around his waist, hung it behind the kitchen door, strode over, and sat down next to Lu Mingyue.

There was a faint fragrance from the beautiful woman next to her, Xu Moqiu was like being bitten by a snake, and hurriedly moved her ass to the side, and secretly said that it was so dangerous!

His actions made the old man see it, but he was embarrassed because he was thin-skinned, and he didn't say anything about him. He cleared his throat and said with a serious face: "Now, I'll give you two a task!"

You say. ”

Xu Moqiu and Lu Mingyue hurriedly sat up straight.

"While it's still early, go upstairs for me right away!"

Lu Mingyue looked puzzled: "What are you doing upstairs?"

"What are you doing, what else can you do?" the old man said angrily, "Sleep!"

"But I'm not sleepy!"

"Of course I know you're not sleepy!" the old man almost jumped up to give her a shudder, knocking on the table to hint, "you can do some...... Ahem, the things you love to do, well, the kind that's good for your physical and mental health?"

"You mean yoga? I do this every day...... Hey, what are you pulling me for?"

Xu Moqiu saw that the old man's face had turned the color of pig liver, so he quickly pulled the corner of her clothes and reminded: "Don't say it, go up first." ”

"It's inexplicable!"

Lu Mingyue got up to leave, and the old man's voice came from behind: "I only give you one year, if I can't hold my grandson, you both wait for me to see how I clean you up!"

Hearing this, Lu Mingyue almost fell to the ground!

I feel that you are urging me to go upstairs so that we can hurry up...... Uh, the creation of man?

This......

"What are you still sitting here for?" The old man looked at Xu Moqiu, who was sitting next to him and laughing, and suddenly became angry, slapped the coffee table, and roared, "Get out of here!

"Uh...... Isn't I, brewing it......"

"Brew a fart! Hurry up! Don't make me angry! I'll start a fire, you should know what the consequences are!"

Forced to be helpless, Xu Moqiu had no choice but to go to the second floor, planning to stay in the corridor for a while and then find a chance to sneak back to his room, but the old man actually followed behind him with a broom pole.

There was no way, Xu Moqiu had to knock on Lu Mingyue's room door.

"You don't even have the key to the bedroom door, how the hell are you messing around?" the old man's brows twisted into a Sichuan character, obviously very dissatisfied with Xu Moqiu's family status.

Xu Moqiu said: "I...... Got up early in the morning and put it on the bedside table and forgot to bring it!"

I didn't plan to open the door, but when I heard Old Man Lu's voice, Lu Mingyue knew that it was impossible for him not to open the door, so it wouldn't be good to save him from getting angry and kicking the door directly.

"Click" open the door and stand aside.

"What, you should always send it here! There are some things that are inconvenient for you to be there, isn't it? That's it! Good night!" Xu Moqiu couldn't help but say, and closed the door of the room with a bang.

patting his chest, Xu Moqiu looked at Lu Mingyue's room.

Compared with Lu Baoer's room, Lu Mingyue's room seemed a lot simpler.

Deep shades of purple, mixed with a bit of distanced blue, make up the basic color of the room. On the white floor, there is a large bed that is also white and clean, and chiffon is draped from the top of the bed like a waterfall, and there are two table lamps with chiffon as a lampshade on the bedside table, which emit a pale yellow light.

On the opposite side of the bed is a white dresser, flanked by a blue wardrobe against the wall...... There are very few decorations in the whole room, most of them are chiffon, and the setting of the room is regular, with a clear eye, all revealing the indifference of the owner.

She was like a fairy who fell from the sky, sitting quietly on the edge of the bed, pinching the corners of her clothes with her hands a little cramped, her head bowed, her long hair covering her face, and she couldn't see the expression on her face clearly.

Lu Mingyue has a slight cleanliness habit, and she doesn't seem to meet the standard of cleanliness, Xu Moqiu thought about it, and didn't dare to step forward, so she sat on the ground: "I...... Just sit here for a while, and go down when he's asleep. ”

"No, I don't. While speaking, Lu Mingyue stood up, took off her shoes and stood on the bed, took out an air-conditioned quilt from the cabinet above, and said to herself, "Grandpa has a very light sleep, he will always keep an eye on us." ”

Xu Moqiu's eyelids jumped, and a hint of joy flashed in his eyes: "Then what do you mean......"

Lu Mingyue put the quilt on the ground: "Let's make do with it all night!"

Sharing a room with the goddess was a treatment he had never thought of. This happiness came too suddenly, didn't it?

Xu Moqiu rubbed his hands: "How is that good? Are you sure you want to sleep on the ground? Or, let's spread a newspaper? Actually, this bed is quite big, and I also believe in your character." ”

It was the first time that Lu Mingyue found that the man in front of her was so shameless, and said angrily: "But I don't believe in your character!"

As a Chinese teacher, I still understand the meaning of the word "pity". You sleep on the bed, I sleep on the ground. Make sure that Autumn is not guilty. While speaking, Xu Moqiu took out the belt around his waist in front of Lu Mingyue and handed it over, "The so-called harmful heart must not be had, and the heart of defense is indispensable, you can hold this belt, if you find that someone has evil intentions, you will strangle him! ”

The words were righteous, but the trousers lost their belts and slid mercilessly to their ankles, instantly revealing a pair of blue and white pants and two hairy thighs. That image, how obscene, how obscene.

Lu Mingyue instantly blushed to the base of her neck, hurriedly tilted her head to the side, and shouted, "What are you doing?"

"Ah......h You can't blame me for this!" Xu Moqiu hurriedly lifted his pants, smiled, and lay down like this.

"I'm going to take a shower!" Lu Mingyue got up from the bed, walked to the bathroom door with her clothes, and added after a pause, "You are not allowed to peek!"

"Who do you think of me?" Xu Moqiu looked displeased, "I promise someone to be upright, a teacher, and a good character, how can I do this kind of beast business? ”

Lu Mingyue sneered in her heart: I'm afraid that you will steal from you.

With a soft sound, the bathroom door slammed shut.

Xu Moqiu held his breath and concentrated, at this moment, even the sound of Xi Suosuo's undressing was extremely clear. Through the frosted glass, a vague figure could be faintly seen, Xu Moqiu suddenly felt extremely hot, and his nose was warm, as if something was flowing out.

Touch it with your hand, I! It's a nosebleed!

While secretly scolding himself for his lack of willpower, he hurriedly got up, took out toilet paper on the bedside table and wiped it, crumpled it up but didn't find the trash can, so he temporarily threw it aside.

At this moment, a cockroach probed out from under the bed, hesitated for a moment, and walked straight to the bathroom with brisk steps.

To fight, or not to fight? This is a very serious question!

Hit it, what if you disturb the beauty and cause a misunderstanding?

If you don't fight it, let it scare the beauty, wouldn't it be your own sin?

After hesitating for 0.01 seconds, Xu Moqiu finally decided - when Lu saw injustice, he roared, and he shot when it was time to shoot!

The cockroach had found the crack in the bathroom and was about to get inside.

It's too late, it's too soon.

Xu Moqiu screamed, picked up his slippers and threw himself directly towards the bathroom door, and at this moment, the bathroom door suddenly opened, due to inertia, Xu Moqiu's body was unstable, and he crashed into it in the standard posture of a dog eating, his feet slipped, and he threw himself directly on the wet floor, and then a basin of cold water was poured directly on his head.

Xu Moqiu was taken aback, he shook like a wild dog and turned his head, Lu Mingyue wrapped in a bath towel, and her face was full of anger: "Xu Moqiu, I knew you were not honest! What do you want to do? Don't forget what you said before!"

Xu Moqiu wiped a handful of water stains on his face, and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Wronged! Great wronged! Just now, a cockroach! A cockroach with a big head! So big! That tentacle is so long! 'Whoosh' came in through the crack under the door, I didn't hesitate to shoot in order to protect your personal safety! The result ......"

Lu Mingyue naturally wouldn't believe his nonsense, and had a cold face: "Make it up! You continue to make it up! You might as well say that it's better to worry about me being poisoned by gas! And a cockroach? I think you're the cockroach!"

"Mingyue, you have to believe me! I am a righteous gentleman, I can swear to the sky! There are definitely cockroaches, just now from that ......"

Seeing that he was still dead and refused to admit it, Lu Mingyue was so angry that she pointed out the door: "Get out! I don't want to see you!"

"Bright Moon, you ......"

"Get out!"

Well, it seems that today I can't wash it by jumping into the dung pit, Xu Moqiu was extremely depressed, and was about to leave, when he suddenly found the trace of the cockroach brother, his eyes suddenly lit up, pointed to Lu Mingyue's feet, and shouted excitedly: "That cockroach is at your feet!"

"Xu Moqiu, are you finished...... Ah!" Before the words fell, Lu Mingyue suddenly felt that something was crawling on his feet, and suddenly let out a miserable scream, kicked his legs, 'whoosh', and hung directly on Xu Moqiu's body like a koala.

Xu Moqiu didn't expect Lu Mingyue's reaction to be so intense, coupled with the fact that the bathroom was wet, he was barefoot, and his body was suddenly unstable, and he fell to the ground with a "bang", and the two fell into the bathroom in a standard horseback riding style.

At the same time, the bath towel on the eldest lady's body suddenly slipped down, and the white skin like mutton fat was instantly exposed to Xu Moqiu's eyes.