Gift?

Got me a gift?

Immediately after that, Xu Mang saw the legendary gift, this gift was very exquisite, and it could be seen that everyone was very attentive, but unfortunately, Xu Mang didn't want to accept this gift, mainly because this gift was too brain-consuming.

A well-crafted applied math problem.

I...

Crazy, right?

Xu Mang was very angry, it was like he was a child in elementary school, and one day he had a birthday, and suddenly his uncle ran over and gave him a sack of gifts, and opened it full of special practice questions, from elementary school to high school.

"Professor Xu!"

"This is a well-crafted gift from all of our math professors at Columbia. An old professor smiled and said, "Look... There's a lot of going into this, and we want you to unpack it and understand what you're really capable of in math. ”

I'm sorry

Refuse!

Xu Mang was about to speak, but his cousin suddenly spoke, and said seriously to Xu Mang: "Xu Mang... You just satisfy them, these people want to know too much about your talent in math, or they will die of depression. ”

These words are communicated in Mandarin.

"Oh..."

"That's to let them die of depression. Xu Mang replied very simply, he and Xiaoman originally came to travel, but they were abducted to Columbia University in a daze, and then they were abducted to the office in a daze, and then they had to complete the question.

Why?

Tool man?

“...”

"Xu Mang... I know you're a little angry, but for the sake of your cousin's face, you can satisfy their curiosity, these old professors are especially fond of unearthing some rare world-class mathematical geniuses. The cousin said helplessly: "They all know that you are my relative, you can't let your cousin be embarrassed, you must finish it!"

Xu Mang glanced at Xiao Man, saw that she nodded to herself, and said silently: "For the sake of your face, cousin, I will satisfy them... But..."

suddenly

The demon's mind invaded Xu Mang's brain, and then he had a very bold idea.

"But what?" asked my cousin.

"Nope..."

"Nothing. Xu Mang said embarrassedly.

Words fall,

Glancing at the question, according to the prompt given by the system, the exchange value of this question is one, indicating that there is no pressure.

"Can you give me a quiet environment?" Xu Mang said seriously: "I need a relatively quiet environment, and there are no people around." ”

"Yes!"

subsequently

Xu Mang is left alone in the huge office, and it is impossible to do the problem? It's impossible to do the question, but some people will mention that they should do the question themselves, Xu Mang took out a cigarette, lay on the chair, and thought about the next step...

meanwhile

Outside the door,

A group of people are waiting for the answers inside, including Yang Xiaoman, who is standing in the corner at this time, holding her mobile phone and swiping Weibo alone to see what good cosmetics have been launched by those cosmetics appraisers today.

However, Xiao Man did not forget to help her fiancé collect intelligence, and she was listening to the evaluation of Xu Mang by these professors.

Of course

At this time, everyone was guessing the time when Xu Mang would finish.

Some guessed that it would take an hour, some guessed that it would take half an hour, and some guessed that it would take two hours, and these professors basically believed that Xu Mang could solve the problem without accident, but there was a dispute over the issue of time.

According to Xiao Man's understanding of Xu Mang, she felt that between ten and fifteen minutes at most would be enough to complete all the calculation processes.

"Xiao Man?"

"How many children do you want in the future?" Xiao Man's cousin asked curiously, standing beside him.

Faced with this problem,

Yang Xiaoman and Xu Mang have discussed it a long time ago, and even the name has been chosen in advance, but now Xiaoman regrets it a little, seriously... Xu Mang alone tossed himself enough, and at this time there were two little devils, a big devil and two little devils...

Don't let people live?

"I..."

"I was a little scared. Yang Xiaoman pouted, and said with a worried face: "I'm worried... If the future child is like Xu Mang, then I'm not finished, the big bastard I haven't been enough for the whole weather, and as a result, two little bastards came to anger me, and I was worried that I would be angry with three people surnamed Xu in the future. ”

“...”

Time

The cousin was speechless, but she quickly thought of a way and said to her cousin: "Why are there three people with the surname Xu?

Yang Xiaoman shook his head, and said with a serious face: "The surname Xu and the sex Yang are not important, the key is that Xu Mang, the bastard, is the shopkeeper, even if the child's temper is surnamed Yang, I will raise it, the temper of the two children is more stubborn than the other, how can I stand it." ”

The cousin was speechless: "This doesn't work, that doesn't work, just don't give birth, just be Dink." ”

"No way!"

"We've got our names chosen. Yang Xiaoman resolutely refused, and said solemnly: "Pain is pain." ”

The cousin smiled and did not speak.

afterwards

Xiao Man talked to her cousin about some interesting things at home, her plan was to use these interesting things to arouse the idea of her cousin going home, she had not returned to China for more than ten years, it was time to go back, but her cousin's attitude was very tough, even if she was killed, she would not go back.

"Xiao Man..."

"Some things are not as simple as you think. The cousin said expressionlessly: "Anyway, don't talk about this matter, no matter how much you persuade me, I won't go back." ”

Xiao Man was quite helpless, although he didn't know what was going on, but he heard that the noise was very strong at the time, and his cousin was almost ready to jump off the building, and before that his cousin went to the United States, which was more than ten years, and since then he has cut off all contact with his family.

"Sister... At that time..."

At this point,

The door of the office was opened, Xu Mang walked out of it, in a surprised and shocked gaze, Xu Mang took Xiao Man's hand and said to his cousin, "Xiao Man and I will go first." ”

Words fall,

hurriedly pulled Xiao Man and fled the scene.

“？？？”

“？？？”

“？？？”

What's the situation?

Why are you in such a hurry?

The crowd was a little curious about Xu Mang's reaction.

When everyone walked into the office and saw the blank paper, everyone was speechless in an instant, and Xu Mang did not write the answer, but wrote a paragraph on it.

Hello, when you read this text, you will have to solve four questions, and only by solving these four questions can you get my correct answer, and these four questions are placed on the first to fourth floors of the left drawer.

"This..."

"Is this a test for us?" an older professor reacted, and hurriedly followed the instructions above, and obtained four blank sheets of paper, which indeed had four topics on them, namely abstract algebra, complex function theory, differential geometry, and topology.

"No!"

"This is not a test, this is Professor Xu's challenge to us!" a middle-aged man smiled, "Accept it?"

Everyone accepted this challenge and began to solve the problems given by Xu Mang, under Xu Mang's design, these four questions are moderately difficult, of course, this is only relative to the students, this difficulty is slightly higher, but let these professors complete it, it is just a matter of time.

"That's not right!"

"Professor Xu shouldn't have such a simple question. A professor reacted and said solemnly: "It's okay for students to complete these questions, but I don't believe that these extremely simple questions are from Professor Xu." ”

After the professor's reminder, everyone reacted, and indeed things have become a little weird, according to Professor Xu Mangxu's ability, it is unlikely that this kind of topic will come up, unless he did it on purpose.

At this point,

The cousin vaguely felt a little bad, thinking of Xu Mang's various performances, it was very likely that there was some conspiracy in it, and he himself had a trace of anger, plus he drove everyone out, and then in less than five minutes, he ran away in a hurry.

This is not the behavior of normal people.

Half an hour later,

Regarding differential geometry completion, there is nothing difficult, just a little complicated.

After another ten minutes, the abstract algebra problem was solved, and after another ten minutes, the complex function theory problem was answered, and finally the topology problem remained, but the problem was still half an hour away.

Wait a minute!

Cousin Xiaoman found that the answers to the three questions that were solved were very simple, just a string of numbers, but... She seemed to read something from the answer, and the numbers were like some kind of coded language...

Wrong...

Chinese Dictionary!

Cousin Xiaoman suddenly came to her senses, hurriedly walked to her desk, saw the Chinese dictionary that had been turned over, and according to the answers to the three questions, she found the three words represented one by one, which were I, No, Answer...

I didn't answer?

What do you mean?

Cousin Xiaoman was confused, and I didn't answer... That looks so strange.

I didn't answer...

I didn't answer anything?

Σ(°△°|||) _Wait a minute!

(°ー°〃) Could it be...

Σ('д′*ノ)ノI didn't answer the question?!

Thinking of this,

Cousin Xiaoman completely collapsed, this was definitely done on purpose, he wanted to depress the professors of mathematics at Columbia University to death.

But it's not right, why use a Chinese dictionary instead of an Oxford dictionary, this is definitely some kind of problem, is it possible... Cousin Xiaoman thought of a possibility, he deliberately used a Chinese dictionary, because only one person present understood Chinese, and then...

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, the more angry I became, but now the time was very tight, and Cousin Xiaoman didn't have time to call to reprimand Xu Mang, she secretly took away the questions given to Xu Mang by the professors, and walked out of the office directly to a place where no one was around, and began to solve this problem.

Long

The problem was successfully solved, and Cousin Man returned to the office and put the question back in its place, hiding the answer in her drawer, in the middle of a textbook.

At this point,

It just so happened that the last problem was solved.

But except for Cousin Xiaoman, everyone present was at a loss.

"We've solved it, but what about Professor Xu's answer?" asked an older professor curiously.

"Huh!"

"Actually, he played a little trick. Cousin Xiaoman's face was filled with a false smile, and she said to her colleagues: "The four numbers correspond to the four Chinese characters in a dictionary of Huaguo, which translates to... In a drawer. ”

soon

Cousin Xiaoman angrily took out her answer and shouted at the colleagues present: "I have found Xu Mang's answer!"

Words fall,

My cousin couldn't wait to kill Xu Mang, obviously he wrote it himself, but it turned out to be his.

Why did you have such a brother-in-law?

hereunto

Xiaoman's cousin basically straightened out Xu Man's idea of committing the crime, first he used the relationship between himself and him as a relative, and then according to the characteristics of only himself who knew Chinese, he cleverly made arrangements, including the deliberately opened Chinese dictionary.

Lure yourself step by step to help him solve the problem, and all the credit will become his, as a matter of course, the moment the truth is announced.

XU Mang,

What the hell are you human?

...

At this point,

Xiao Man shrank in Xu Mang's arms, listened to him tell about his evil plan, angry and funny, reached out and twisted the soft flesh on Xu Mang's waist, and said, "You are so bad!"

Then the style of painting changed,

Leaned into Xu Mang's ear and said softly: "But... I love it!"

Words fall,

Xiao Man kissed Xu Mang's cheek.

(* ̄3( ̄) ̄) ̄)

( ̄) ̄)ε ̄*)Right one!

(*￣3) (ε ̄*)

Just as the two were gradually getting lost, suddenly a phone call interrupted all the fantasies.

Yang Xiaoman took out his mobile phone and glanced at it, and the whole person was confused.

"Yes..."

"It's my cousin's. Yang Xiaoman said worriedly: "Can you pick it up?"

Xu Mang doesn't care, anyway, the product has been activated by himself, what can my cousin do?

"Let's take it!"

"Oh..."Yang Xiaoman answered the phone and asked cautiously, "Sister... Is there something wrong?"

moment

A deafening roar came from the cell phone.

"Where's your husband!"

"Let him listen to the phone!"

......

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