Hearing his cousin's words, Yang Xiaoman was quite helpless, Xu Mang was going to be unlucky this time, his cousin is not ordinary, after all, people who can not go home for ten years are so hateful... What to do? or... Help yourself?

"Ahem!"

"Sister... Xu Mang... He's not here. Yang Xiaoman said helplessly: "Go to the toilet." ”

"Where are you?" the cousin yelled angrily: "This bastard boy actually dares to trick me to help him do the question, this... What does this kid think? Is there still an elder like me in his eyes? Xiao Man immediately repented of marrying him, this kid's character is not good!"

Yang Xiaoman:( ̄△ ̄;)

This...

This hurts a lot!

I'm starting to be incoherent...

"Sister!"

"Don't make a fuss... I'm already a person from Xu Mang. Yang Xiaoman smiled bitterly: "What... What the hell is going on with him? Why are you so angry all of a sudden? Haven't you already solved the problem that the professors gave him? ”

"What can't be solved!" The cousin said angrily: "This bastard didn't solve the problem at all, he was tricking me from the beginning, your cousin and I are also face-saving people, after all, we all know that I am related to him, and I was forced to helplessly help him copy the answer, and the answer copied became his answer." ”

"That..."

"What about the back?" asked Yang Xiaoman cautiously.

"Back..."

A group of professors boasted that their answers were exactly the same. The more my cousin thought about it, the more angry she became, and said to Xiaoman: "It's not nonsense! It's just that the answer is copied, but it's not exactly the same!"

Hear this,

Yang Xiaoman almost didn't laugh out loud, maybe others don't know his true face, but he knows quite well, almost the person who knows him best in the world, what sacks fell from the sky, what Dafa of cutting leeks, what pig-killing knives... It's all this guy's handiwork!

I miss it so much... Participated in so many bad things with him.

Alas...

Time is gone.

"What's that... Sister, in fact, this is also your fault. Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "We came here to travel, but you brought us to Columbia, of course Xu Mang wants to fight back, let me tell you... This guy can't afford to lose. ”

"You can't afford to lose anything. ”

"It's a bastard!" The cousin felt a deep shame at the thought of becoming a tool man, but he had to sigh that Xu Mang's scheming was so deep and his ability to control human nature was surprising, and his every step of his plan was so reasonable.

Especially the Chinese dictionary that has been flipped, my cousin doesn't believe that Xu Mang forgot to return to his original position, this is just to let himself notice this dictionary, so as to associate the answer to the question with the dictionary, obviously... He did it.

Then he got a key piece of information, that he was related to him, and the professors knew about it.

It's so important!

It is a core of all plans, because the two are related, and this relationship has been exposed, so he will definitely save face and help him solve the problem.

"What time do you have your plane tomorrow?" asked my cousin with a sigh.

"Eight o'clock in the morning. ”

"Eight o'clock... It was almost three o'clock in the afternoon of the capital time the next day. The cousin thought for a moment and said indifferently: "Cooking a big meal for your little couple in the evening can be regarded as a farewell." ”

"Oh..."

"Sister?" Yang Xiaoman asked, "Aren't you angry?"

"Go home and regenerate. ”

syllable

Hung up.

Yang Xiaoman shrank in Xu Mang's arms, glanced at the man holding him, and said helplessly: "Look at you... Angry with my cousin, I guess I have the heart to kill you, don't forget that Murray insists that it is legal to have a gun. ”

"Oops!"

"I forgot about it. Xu Mang suddenly realized, and said cautiously: "Then is it too late for me to apologize now?"

"Humph!"

"Don't worry... What about my wife, what do my cousin dare to do to you?" Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: "Will she look at me as a widow?"

soon

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman waited at the door for their cousin-in-law who came home from work, as well as Xiaoman's nephew.

"Auntie!"

"Uncle!" This kid is very clever, and he is not afraid of life, and he is quite enthusiastic about Xu Mang, but in the face of such a smart child, Xu Mang saw a little depression in his eyes.

That's not right!

The kid seemed depressed.

In order to figure out this matter, Xu Mang secretly found his cousin-in-law and inquired about Xiao Man's nephew from the side.

"Cousin-in-law?"

"Junjun is almost in kindergarten, right?" Xu Mang opened the refrigerator, pretended to take a can of beer, and asked his cousin-in-law next to him curiously, "Have you learned any tutoring classes such as violin, piano, and Olympiad math classes before?"

"It's reported!"

"It's all full. The cousin-in-law said helplessly: "This is your cousin's opinion, learning more is good for the future, and I can't resist her, I am responsible for sending the child to the tutoring class every day, I am really tired..."

"Are tutoring classes popular in the United States?" asked Xu Mang.

"It's the same all over the world. The cousin-in-law said: "Most families of wealthy people will send their children to cram school so that they can score high on the SAT, and then spend money to send them to private schools, according to your cousin's plan, Junjun minimum standard Ivy League." ”

Xu Mang nodded and silently closed his mouth, then this pressure is indeed very great.

Returning to Xiao Man, Xu Mang thought for a while and said to her: "Xiao Man... If you were a mother of two five-year-olds, would you send your children to cram school? to learn piano, violin, cello or something like that? ”

Yang Xiaoman fell into deep thought, this is indeed a problem, although she has never learned these things, but... When it comes to motherhood, the mind will naturally change.

"Probably. ”

"Everyone does this, and I have to follow suit. Yang Xiaoman said: "It mainly depends on whether the child is willing to learn." ”

So far

Xu Mang almost understood what Xiao Man meant, in fact, she advocated sending cram schools, and everyone did this, all of them were excuses, just to get a little comfort to their conscience.

However, the issue of education is indeed a big issue that needs to be faced.

But Xu Mang is not too worried, after all, he and Xiaoman's genes are so strong, and the child born must be a genius, a top-level genius.

soon

My cousin arrived in a hurry, and when she saw Xu Mang sitting on the sofa, she couldn't help but glare at him.

This glance,

Xu Mang felt murderous from it, this is to be devoured alive!

After that, the so-called dinner is nothing more than an American meal, a large steak of Wellington, with some scrambled eggs, mashed potatoes, vegetable salad and the like.

Xu Mang was stunned...

This legendary meal is a little low-grade.

However, my cousin's cooking skills are very good, after all, I lived in China for more than 20 years, and I have the gene of being able to cook in my bones.

It hurts a little to eat, it's the same woman, or two sisters, why is the food cooked by Xiaoman so unpalatable?

"Xu Mang!"

"Your routine is deep enough!" The cousin took a sip of orange juice, glared at Xu Mang and said, "You made me stunned." ”

"What..."

"I don't want to do anything. Xu Mang said helplessly: "It's annoying." ”

"Forget it. ”

"That's all over this matter, and now we're going to talk about your little couple. The cousin said solemnly: "I learned something from Xiao Man's mouth, and I feel that the relationship between you seems to be stable, but in fact there are many rifts. ”

Xu Mang was about to refute, but was glared back by his cousin on the spot.

"Don't interrupt me!"

"I know what you're trying to say, is it saying that you've been letting Xiao Man make her feel happy?" asked my cousin.

Xu Mang nodded, but shook his head again.

"Is it a nod, or a shake?" asked my cousin, frowning.

"Half and half. Xu Mang said with a smile: "The first half is right, the second half is wrong." ”

The cousin glanced at him and said seriously: "Now you must recognize one thing, you are no longer a couple, remember that you are not a couple, do you understand what I mean?"

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman nodded.

"Now that you understand the words, the two of you have to make a change, first of all, Xiaoman, you have to change your temper, it's okay to lose your temper occasionally, as a regulator in life, but you can't do it often!"

"Xu Mang... You don't have to accommodate Xiao Man all the time, be serious when you should be serious, and of course you have to keep a degree. My cousin said, "Did you hear that?"

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman nodded again.

Followed by

It was the time when the couple who had been married for five or six years showed up to say that they told Xu Mang and Xiaoman a lot of taboos in marriage, and they were stunned.

afterwards

Xiao Man helped his cousin clean up the forks and plates, while Xu Mang and his cousin-in-law sat on the sofa watching TV together.

But... Xu Mang felt that his cousin-in-law had something to hide.

"Cousin-in-law?"

"Do you have something to say to me?" Xu Mang asked cautiously, "Xiao Man and his cousin are not here... Hurry up and say it, or you won't have a chance. ”

The cousin-in-law looked around for a moment and said solemnly, "Apologize to me!"

"Huh?"

"Apologize?" Xu Mang said with a confused expression, "Why?"

"Don't ask so much why, you apologize to me anyway. The cousin-in-law's expression became a little stern: "Hurry up, there's no time!"

"This..."

"It's... I didn't do anything, why do you want me to apologize to you?" Xu Mang was a little confused.

The cousin-in-law said even more harshly: "Give you one last chance, hurry up and apologize!"

"Oh..."

"Cousin-in-law, I'm sorry. Xu Mang said casually.

outcome

The next second,

The cousin-in-law showed a smile of relief and said to Xu Mang, "Congratulations... You have mastered the essence of marriage. ”

Xu Mang:( ̄△ ̄;)

it!

At that time, during the meal, the horn talked so much, and it was... It's all imaginary?

"I know what you're trying to say. The cousin-in-law said helplessly: "That's what your cousin learned in the book, anyway, don't listen to her... Remember the four-word mantra I gave you and admit your mistakes in time!"

...

night

Quietly coming...

Xu Mang hugged Xiao Man in his arms, found that she looked a little lucky, and asked in a low voice: "Xiao Man... What do you think of what your cousin said... Isn't that right?"

"I think that's right. ”

"Big stupid..."Yang Xiaoman arched into his arms and said glutinously: "Do you regret meeting me?"

Xu Mang rubbed Xiao Man's head helplessly, and said softly: "Don't think so much, if you have to answer... I won't regret it in my next life. ”

"Hee-hee..."

With a happy smile, Yang Xiaoman operated his little hands in the quilt and asked curiously, "Is your waist right?"

Xu Mang: Embarrassed

Damn it...

Why are you so angry!

......