In the boiling water room at the moment.

Looking at the aunt who was sitting on the bench and stretched her neck to look outside, Lu Baoer came out of the door, stepped forward and patted her shoulder, and pointed to the door: "There is silver looking for mud outside!"

"Who?"

Lu Bao'er shook her head: "Don't make it, he said that you are good at old age." ”

"Oh, then you can help me watch the dots, and I'll come when I go. The aunt grabbed a puff fan and hurriedly got up, walked out in a hurry, and muttered, "This dead ghost, why did you come at this time?"

After making sure that she was far away, Lu Bao'er carefully opened the boiler cover, the hot gas rushed up, and the temperature in the room instantly rose a lot, and then poured the large bag of white powder in her arms into it, and then quickly closed it, and heard the sound of footsteps, and quickly fled.

"This dead little ghost actually dares to deceive the old lady and make the old lady happy in vain. You must beat her ass to bloom!" The aunt pulled a rattan out of nowhere, and hurried back to the boiling water room with a scolding, but Lu Bao'er was already missing from it.

Several young men dressed as waiters came over with boiling kettles and shouted at her, "Old woman, is the water boiled, hurry up! ”

Another person complained: "The turtles are like they haven't drunk tea, and a pot of boiling water is gone in the blink of an eye!"

"It's a lot of talk, then you can pee on him!"

"Phew!" the man opened his mouth and spit in the kettle, shaking it, "It's still too much to pee, please ask them to eat some grandpa's saliva." ”

"Hurry up, there's a rush over there!"

"Urge his grandmother to have a ball! Why didn't he come himself? ”

……

Today is a good day, the sun is shining, it should be a very pleasant afternoon, but Xu Moqiu is not comfortable at all.

It's no wonder that in the weather of more than 30 degrees, with a hood and a space suit, who can stand it and fight with hundreds of people in the ring?

In just a moment, he was soaking wet, and it is no exaggeration to say that even his pants can be wrung out of sweat.

Of course, this is Lu Baoer's order, and it is impossible to take it off, otherwise this dead girl will go to sue when the time comes, and the consequences will be unimaginable.

"Amitabha, good, good, you are so insidious! Let the old man teach you a lesson!" Xu Moqiu was thinking wildly, and a fat monk with a gray beard next to him stood up.

Xu Moqiu was speechless: "Hey, isn't it, you are a monk, just chant the scriptures, what are you doing here?"

"I am compassionate, I can't watch Miss Lu fall into the clutches of a despicable villain like you! Don't say more, look at the tricks!" The fat monk stroked his robe and quickly walked towards Xu Moqiu.

Xu Moqiu pointed him behind his back and exclaimed, "Wow, the eldest lady is flattering you!"

"Really ......"

The fat monk was overjoyed, hurriedly turned his head, and taking advantage of this vacancy, Xu Moqiu reached out and grabbed it in the snakeskin bag, and an eight-pound lead ball was in his hand.

Standing on tiptoe, like a ballet dancer, he rotated 360 degrees for an unknown number of times, and then threw it in a standard discus throwing pose.

There was a muffled sound, and the fat monk was still as steady as Mount Tai, brushing his knotted goatee, and a piercing laugh sounded: "Wowhahaha, little thief, these indiscriminate tricks of yours, the old man has already seen through ......"

The skinny monk who was pulled in front of him to block the shot put, covered his belly, and said with a painful face: "Ah...... Brother, I can't do it anymore...... Let me go. I want to see a doctor. ”

In my heart, I have already greeted the eighteenth generation of the ancestor of this fat winter melon! This person who killed a thousand knives actually used himself as a shield!

The fat monk's head shook: "Amitabha, if you don't go to hell, who will go to hell? No root, haven't you realized this truth? This is just a lead ball, not poisonous." ”

"Shhh...... Poof!" Eventually, the thin monk spurted out a mouthful of blood and fainted with a crooked neck.

The fat monk suddenly jumped up: "Little thief, you are plotting against my junior brother, I can't spare you today!"

A fat man next to him jumped out and clapped his hands: "In the Lower Wutong Sect, the three-headed and six-armed little Nezha, may I wish the master a helping hand!

Another homeless man stepped forward and stood side by side with them: "Punish the traitor and eliminate the evil, how can I be less than my beggar to help Su Deku?"

"And me!"

"And the old man!"

For a while, Xu Moqiu became the target of everyone, and everyone united to surround him. Lu Qianqian, who was in the stands, couldn't help but get nervous, feeling the strangeness of her sister, Lu Caidie, who was sitting next to her, suddenly had an unclear smile on the corner of her mouth.

Facing a group of people who were eyeing him, Xu Moqiu did not panic at all, and said in a deep voice: "You guys, are you sure that you all have to be my enemy?"

"Don't talk nonsense, little thief, you have used despicable means to plot so many brothers, and your heart is greatly damaged! If Miss Lu falls into your clutches, she will not be tortured to death?" This guy is sanctimonious on the surface, but the YD smile on his face has already betrayed his filthy heart.

"Very good, then don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless!" Xu Moqiu said, taking out the last thing in the snakeskin bag in front of everyone.

The moment they saw that thing, everyone was stunned!

Oh my God!

And then, Xu Moqiu made a move that made them feel terrified-he even lit the fuse without saying a word! Quack laughed and said: "Come on, let's go on the road together, Ollie!

"Crazy, it's a madman!"

"Amitabha, good and good! The gas in the old man's house is not turned off, so go first. ”

"Ahh ”

Like the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves, there was a hula in the ring, and in an instant, only Xu Moqiu was left. The few people who were lying on the ground and pretending to be dead all flashed a few meters away from the smoke.

Just kidding, just because he's crazy doesn't mean that others have to go crazy with him.

What's wrong with playing, you have to play with your life? If that thing is gone, what's the use of beauty, money, and more? This guy is definitely a psychopath!

A group of people who were greedy for life and afraid of death, Xu Moqiu held the explosives bag high above his head, and did not panic at all. Seeing that the lead burned out, the people around closed their eyes one after another, saving them from seeing some bloody pictures.

With a "whoosh", a firework suddenly shot out of the explosive bag, flew into the air, and then exploded with a "whoosh", although it was still broad daylight, but still saw the peach heart in the sky.

Lu Mingyue glanced at someone on the stage, then at Lu Qianqian and Lu Caidie who were smiling on their faces, and fell into deep thought.

"Mom, dare you fool me?"

"That's it, shameless! No, I'm going up and fighting him!"

"Amitabha, good, good, the Buddha can't bear him!"

There was a lot of shouting and scolding from the audience, and at this moment, suddenly more energetic DJ music sounded around the ring, and the sound of "moving times" directly overshadowed Xu Moqiu's subwoofer. At the same time, the colorful lights of the four weeks were also lit up.

In broad daylight, what about Bundy?

Everyone was stunned, and on the pavilion behind, a man in white in ancient costume appeared at some point, holding a paper fan in his hand, and Weiya was hanging from his body, just like those heroes who can do light skills on TV, spread his hands and flew towards the ring.

The autumn wind blew, the clothes were lightly swayed, the hair was gently flying, and there was a faint smile on the face that looked at the world.

At first glance, it does have a bit of a heroic posture.

appeared in such a pretend, even Xu Moqiu was ashamed of himself.

As a result, when he landed, his posture was not set, and he broke his foot with an oops, and knelt directly in front of Xu Moqiu, and the audience suddenly laughed.

I thought it was a king, but it turned out to be a plastic. When this is the answer to the sentence: flower papaya, empty and beautiful.

"Poof!" Xu Moqiu suddenly laughed, stepped forward, and said, "Brother Tai, the first time we met, just do this big gift, you flattered me! ”

"Hiss......" The man's face was distorted, he didn't pay attention to Xu Moqiu's ridicule at all, took out his mobile phone and dialed a number, and roared angrily, "you cold, why are you hanging?" hiss...... Ouch! My feet! Okay, stop talking nonsense! Half of the wages will be deducted!"

"This brother ......"

Before Xu Moqiu's words were finished, the man immediately made a pause gesture

, very chic to the back of the fingers.

I waited for a while, but nothing happened.

The man frowned, still in the same motion, snapping his fingers twice in the back.

After another moment, still nothing happened.

Suddenly I felt that I couldn't hang up on my face, so I took out my mobile phone and dialed a number, and roared into the microphone: "Are you all dead on horseback?

"Pow", four bearded men with strange shapes and bearded clothes immediately drilled out of the crowd, holding flower baskets in their hands, and sprinkling peach blossoms into the air one by one.

There was also a small man behind him, carrying a super-large exhaust fan, and with the help of the wind, in an instant, peach blossoms floated everywhere.

Peach blossom, hero.

There was also a faint scent of flowers wafting through the air. Finally felt that the pretending was in place, the man waved his hand, shook his long hair very chicly, and then said to Xu Moqiu: "Below, it's the peach blossom boy - the money line." ”

Prostate?, that's a good name!

Xu Moqiu couldn't help but say, "It's inflamed?"

"Hahahaha......" Hearing this, a big man behind him who was still sprinkling flowers laughed without warning.

This laughter instantly made Qian Liexian frown, turned around, and screamed: "Shut up the labor......! Your bonus is gone today!"

The big man looked unhappy: "Young Master Qian, you are not authentic." I've been throwing it away for a long time, bothering about Baal, and you're pretending to be it, and you're going to deduct my bonus? Do you have a conscience?"

Xu Moqiu echoed beside him: "It's just that it's not authentic, and it has no conscience." ”

Qian Liexian almost didn't blow up his prostate, took out a stack of banknotes from his sleeve and threw it directly, roaring angrily: "Take it and take medicine!"

The big man shook his head while picking up the money: "Narrow-minded, it is difficult to achieve great things!

I'll clean you up when I'm done!" Qian Liexian glared at him hatefully, shook the paper fan in his hand, pointed at Xu Moqiu, and said very contemptuously: "Who are you?"

"Forget it, it doesn't matter who you are, a little minion like you, this son doesn't bother to know!" Qian Liexian put his hands behind his back, and Niu Bi said with a bang, "It's not a secret, it's Miss Lu Mingyue's fiancé below, so you better go down." You can't do it. ”

"Fiancé, hehe......" Xu Moqiu laughed instead.

Qian Liexian looked puzzled: "What are you laughing at?"

"I laugh at you for wanting to eat swan meat!" Xu Moqiu wanted to smoke a cigarette, but found that he couldn't do it with a hood.

Qian Liexian pouted: "I want to eat swan meat as a toad? What do you think you are? Dressed like this, can you go to heaven or what? Do you know who my dad is? Little white face, just you, dare to rob me of a woman?"

Qian Liexian believed that his status was noble, and he didn't take Xu Moqiu in his eyes at all.

Xu Moqiu twisted his wrist and took a step forward: "So, you came up to fight with me?" Do you believe that I fanned you down with a big ear scraper?"

"Do you dare?" Qian Liexian's eyes widened, "You go outside and inquire! Who is my father Lai Yuejing? Does the Yuejiang boss Cao Cripple know? That's my father and his uncle! Can you afford to provoke him?"

"Wait, what's your father's name?"

Qian Liexian looked smug: "Lai Yue is surprised, why are you afraid? If you are afraid, get out of here!"

"Then why is your surname Qian......?" Xu Moqiu looked him up and down twice, "Could it be that you are not his own?"

"You fart!" Qian Liexian screamed like a wild dog with its tail stepped on, "I was born to my father! He was pregnant with me for three years and eight months before giving birth to me! Do you know how hard he worked?"

After doing it for a long time, it turned out to be a mentally retarded! Xu Moqiu suddenly smiled: "Then your father is quite good! Not to mention being pregnant, you are still pregnant for three years and eight months, and you are two months longer than Nezha, so aren't you going to heaven?"

Qian Liexian waved his hand: "I won't talk to you either, get out of here with me! To tell you the truth, I am the grandson-in-law of Lu Lao Neiding, and today's martial arts competition is just a formality for me to pretend. I'm the hero today!"